Monday, May 11th 2009
Git It, Granny!
Over the weekend at David Foster's concert in Las Vegas, 62-year-old Cher squeezed her vag into a version of her "Turn Back Time" ho outfit from 1992. Ole' girl shimmed her crotch like a pre-op tranny working for his last layaway payment on a sex change surgery. I say, if dignity is not for you and you don't have the inconties, go ahead and bust it.
With all those rhinestones on her body and face, she looks like she was on the receiving end of a Glamberace jizz shot. You know he cums sparklies.
And because my mind is permanently lying in the gutter, do you think Cher Seal-A-Meal-ed her vagina like she did her face?
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The song *still* rocks, but if anyone bothered to click that link someone (Diamond Dawg?) gave some posts down they would see that it is not the same outfit! :-P
I'M FUCKING SORRY, CHER LOOKS AMAZING. She's fucking stunning and looks great in whatever drag queen shit she may be wearing at any given time. She LOVES the outfits, they make her feel good, and she looks great...there's no reason for her to stop wearing ho shit except jellus h8ers decades younger that can't take how hot she looks.
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Plastic surgery is a hell of a drug.
tacky outfit then tacky outfit now
I do have to admit the Glamor and Glitz may be an addiction to Cher. Its time to grow old gracefully. I know Cher would rather die then stop doing what she does best but I want to keep her in my memory as my Queen I dred the thought of her dropping dead on stage. She looks great but thats not important anymore. Preserving whats left of Cher is more important then anything else. People are still dressing up like Elvis. Cher will be immortalized. I want to see Cher in more movies. I think her legacy will live forever on film as well as on stage.
I LOVE CHER WAY TOO MUCH!!! WHY PUT MY QUEEN ON DLISTED? YOU'RE WEBSITE WILL DISAPPEAR BUT THERE WILL ALWAYS BE CHER. I HATE AND DRED THE THOUGHT OF NOT HAVING HER IN OUR LIVES. I GREW UP LOVING HER AND I'LL DIE LOVING HER.
ROCK ON BABY!!!!
Her pussay is no longer hangin' out.
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Didn't she retire? What's up with her regurgitation? I love Cher but please cover up no one wants to see a 60 year old's wrinkly ass even if it has been botoxed to death.
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This is why I love Cher! She doesn't give a rat's ass what anybody thinks! She looks damn good!
Saw her in Vegas in August! Awesome production! Loved the clips of her and Sonny!
Cher is one-of-a-kind! Madonna could use some tips from Cher. Madonna's been going through a midlife crisis for the last 20 years.
Oh Cher.. if only we could really turn back time. Isn't it time for her every 10 year big hit? 1999 "Believe", 1989 "Turn back Time", 1979 "Take me Home".
Damn....bitch has a slammin body!
And it looks like she DID manage to turn back time...and dare I say found a way?!
but I'd need to see the ass shot to confirm this!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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This is why I love Cher.
I don't care if she had to tuck it, grease it, and bondo it MAACO style on one end..she got in it and gyrated her way across stage like a Tijuana hooker on the loose, and THAT is why Cher will always be a hot slut in my mind.
She can flaunt it, Tupperware parts and all!
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Wow she looks better in the 2009 picture then she does in 1992. GO CHER!!!
Love her! I don't care if she still dresses like that. She reminds me of a Granny Biker and I love her for it.
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I met Sonny and Cher (sort of) in 1965 when they were on a weekend dance show on a local television station in San Diego to promote "I Got You Babe." Sonny was really friendly and had a great personality. Cher sat in the corner with her head down and wouldn't talk to or look at anyone. I think she was overwhelmed by all the attention they were getting. I remember Sonny was saying something like, "Cher, they want to meet you," but she wouldn't move.
She still looks better than these 20 yo celebs of today. Cher is a true diva extraordinaire.
Cher is the original. She puts all these young ho's to shame... the skimpy outfits they wear today are nothing compared to the get-ups she wore back in the day... and how many pop singers have won an Oscar, had number one hits, grammys, etc? Cher wears shit like this because she's motherfucking-Cher! She doesn't give a fuck and doesn't have to... AND she looks great for being as old as she is, even with all that surgery.
Not to mention she's able to poke fun at herself unlike some people... I can't find the clip, but she was presenting at the grammys and when she was introducing Tina Turner she made a joke about how she's been around since Abe Lincoln was in office...
Now how many women do you know in Hollywood are willing to joke about their age like that?
this was never my favorite Cher look..I favor the long straight hair and glam bob Mackie Gowns from the 70's...however it does not bother me that she is still doing this at 62yo...pretend that she will do something else is foolish...it is part of her artistic self to be this flamboyant...that's a big part of what people still pay for when they go see her...covering up and lack of sparkle would not be Cher...is like pretending that Madonna will quit touring and whoring herself out in stilettos and pleather just because she turned 50yo. Not gonna happen...so deal with it, bitches. Cher's been doing this for over 45 years and counting. None of the current music hos will be able to ever get to that. They will all automatically loose it and combust before they turn 30yo (i.e., Brit, HoHan, etc.)
"Snap Out of it!" - Cher in Moonstruck 1987
Her body still looks good, but she has completely ruined her face...a little botox here & there... fine, a little lift once you hit a certain age... acceptable, but she has butchered herself! She used to be sooooo gorgeous back in the day, waaaay back in the day though before she even touched her face with surgery. The wig is laughable. At least we know she doesnt give a flying fig.
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oh puleeze bitches, you should all be so lucky to have a fraction of Cher's fierceness! honey, long before Madonna was sucking dick (and eating pussy) for tracks, Cher had already left a trail of spit-out jizz and had drag queens everywhere running for siiicone injections! so she's 62 and plastic as a Rubbermaid snap-lock container - big fucking deal?? she can still sing circles around anyone breathing today and can actually act, to boot! Ms. Thing continues to give all of us aging 'ho's hope!!
Cher has her Cuchini custom made by Bob Mackie.
please oh please do a split screen w/cher & gene simmons present day. the hair, the facelifts + they used to be an item back in the day.
I *USED* to love that song and that outfit. Dammit, Cher...it's time to leave the memories alone!
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What happened to growing old gracefully?
I saw Sonny & Cher in concert in 1972; it was surreal.
I think she should hang up the biker costumes. Even when you look good in it, extremes in clothing and looks are just not becoming on anyone except the young (I'm talking to you Pam Anderson and Madonna).
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On her best day she was not "hot", at sixty two she looks like a fucking kosher brat in the outfit. Having said that she has done quite well for somebody that didn't bother getting a GED. Truely one of the great thinkers of her generation!
I just don't give a shit about this plasticunt.
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Good to see her still performing cos I was wunnering where she went .... I think she looks great for 62. Why the fucking hell should she crawl off under a rock somewhere and curl up and die just cause she ain't 21 no mo?!?!?! I call bullshit on dat.
I much prefer her acting to her singing, but she is a tough old bitch and I love her!
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It's quite scary that she actually looks nearly the same that she did 20 years ago. Plastic surgery be damned!
I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury.
Nope, won't hate on Cher, never EVAH! She is a goddess and truly one of a kind. Don't think you'll find any recent pics of the ass tattoo online, she's had most of her ink removed
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I'm so used to her tacky and outrageous outfits they well, don't impress me anymore. Neither the fact that she's still wearing them today at her old age. She has a really nice voice and some of her songs are nice but maybe it's a bit too much asking her to quit her odd ways when she's really into them, obvioulsy.
She's had tons of work done, but still looks good for a 62 year-old granny. Looks MUCH better than all the younger skinny anorexics you see in Hollywood today. Her face sucks as usual, tho.
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Regardless of how great she looks for her age, women of her age should not wear that. Just shouldn't happen. I mean, come on. Yucky.
I think she looks GREAT! Those just aren't good shots of her. The one side shot (4th) thumbnail shows how small she is! I've seen her live and she puts on a great show! So what if she's had some surgery if you had her money you would too!!! :o)
let me add I feel the same way about Mick Jagger running around in leather pants. NO.
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That is the nastiest thing ive ever seen..
How old is this bitch? Gotdam how in the world does she look like that, must be some thin in the wata or food.
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No. Just NO NO NO NO NO.
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Cher...time to try classing up your act in your old age.
Granny Cher in leather & fishnets is not hot.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:22pm.
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All plausible.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:15pm.
*sigh* Why did Cher need to do this?
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1. A final hurrah?
2. Drugs?
3. Deluded about what she really looks like?
4. Attention Ho?
The original video with skinny a$$ cheeks:
Unfortch, the quality is suk-y
http://vodpod.com/watch/171147-cher-if-i-could-turn-back-time
Cher looks damn good for 62!
My first thought was "damn this is Christina's future." lol
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this was 1989, not 1992.
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