Monday, May 11th 2009
Git It, Granny!
Over the weekend at David Foster's concert in Las Vegas, 62-year-old Cher squeezed her vag into a version of her "Turn Back Time" ho outfit from 1992. Ole' girl shimmed her crotch like a pre-op tranny working for his last layaway payment on a sex change surgery. I say, if dignity is not for you and you don't have the inconties, go ahead and bust it.
With all those rhinestones on her body and face, she looks like she was on the receiving end of a Glamberace jizz shot. You know he cums sparklies.
And because my mind is permanently lying in the gutter, do you think Cher Seal-A-Meal-ed her vagina like she did her face?
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*sigh* Why did Cher need to do this? She has a great voice and actually sings LIVE. She certainly doesn't need to strut around in skimpy outfits to prove herself.
Oh, well. If Diva wants to shake her moneymaker, rock on!
Submitted by blaaaake on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:02pm.
LOL
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Is that all ya got?
I see the topic has left you speechless. Without speech. lolz
Who's the dude? Vince from Sham Wow?
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Submitted by _fail_ on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:04pm
That's exactly what I thought. The fact that the fucking designer quit working with both teams is a testament to joan's horrible, bitchy behavior last night. I couldn't believe people in the crowd were cheering for her.
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"Ali is 15 going on benjamin buttons" Fail 5/5/09
I could only hope for a body like that at 62. Just saying.
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IS THERE AN A$$ SHOT?? I have to see that before I can pass final judgement. lolz. From the front view she looks like a caricature of herself. oy vey!
Hey. This gal I know from this vintage shop told me that the size 0's at Chico's are really 6's and that back in the 60's and 70's there was NO size zero. Something like that. I'm just comparing the left and right pictures....
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UGH! Wrong! She looks like she's pregnant.
She looks like a old, pregnant Frank-n-Furter.
No thank you.
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there has to be a pic of her on the internet at this event that shows her distorted ass tattoo. one of you super sleuths need to hurry up and find it!
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Cher does not look like a tranny, trannys all around the world wanted to look like her.
She invented the outrageous outfits-make up-wigs look, she's totally a national treasure.
The Shoplifter and also The Godmother Of Her Child.
DAMMMM she´s older than my mom :O
I think it would more impressive if we got the back view to see if her asscheek tatt is now a distorted blob.
I'm a tough audience.
For 62 years old, she's still smokin. Yes, she's had a shit load of work done, but whatever.
Cher can do no wrong for me. I agree with Cprincess, BobsBB, xerquina. Love her.
Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 11:46am.
I'm patiently waiting for a post about that disaster of a finale last night.
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Me too! What a joke. Glad that up until that point I had only watched about 30 minutes of that whorepitviperfest. Annie raised 3 times as much money (and isn't Trump all about the money?) and loses to Madam? Wayland Flowers is rolling over in his grave.
Back in the 70's, I had Cher's album "Stars". She does a great cover of Clapton's "Bell Bottom Blues" on it. Sadly, it is not available on CD.
I also had a Sonny & Cher 8-Track as well as the 45 "A Cowboy's Work is Never Done".
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Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
LOL
To be honest, I hated the outfit back in 1992, and I still hate hate it.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by norma_desmond on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 11:56am.
When Audrey Hepburn got older she slicked her hair back, wore very little..............Why is it some people know this..and others like Cher don't understand that their sex appeal is really GONE? Sure, she probably looks amazing to an 80 year old. But to the rest of us she looks just plain weird.
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ITA. Age gracefully, Cher...you look ridiculous.
God, how I love Cher.
We don't have that kind of stars anymore.
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The Shoplifter and also The Godmother Of Her Child.
Submitted by person_of_interest on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 11:57am.
I actually think that is the nicest he has been about a celeb in a while :)
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
That outfit was stoopid the first time around.
I am torn between 'Wow, 62 and so fit' and 'It's all plastic and 'she looks like a tranny with a dead poodle on her head'.
*remembers those pics that leaked, showing her without make-up*
The latter please then.
MK, did you just make fun of Cher? I think you may have lost your gay license.
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Oh hellllll yes! I just bought a ticket on the RobPatt crazy train!!! Chooo-Fuckin-Chooo!!!—Clarisse
I can't stand this woman
David Foster's suit is worse than Cher's outfit IMO.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
When Audrey Hepburn got older she slicked her hair back, wore very little make up and wore plain gauzy cotton outfits. She traveled to third world countries and asked for money to help them (she got it too). Once when she was asked why she no longer worked in film she stated that "one needs to step aside and let the younger people have their time". Why is it some people know this..and others like Cher don't understand that their sex appeal is really GONE? Sure, she probably looks amazing to an 80 year old. But to the rest of us she looks just plain weird.
Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 11:46am.
I'm patiently waiting for a post about that disaster of a finale last night. I swear Joan almost busted some stitches screaming at Anne.
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LOL I'm surprised there's nothing posted yet about this bitchfest.
No, no, no...just because she did it before-17 years before, doesn't make it right now.
What an embarrassment. I feel sorry for this delusional has-been.
The bitch is cool and at least in spite of all her surgery she doesnt look like a piece of gristle on steroids (are you listening Vadge?)
plus she really talented unlike Vadge....
I lurrrve that song - "if I could turn back time-lalala"........
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
the memaw crotch tag is greatness.
i just can't hate on cher. dead ringer for love...greatest song/video EVER.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
In that last thumbnail, I'm just waiting for Cher to bust out with,
"I'm just a sweet transvestite..from transsexual..Transylvania ha ha!"
She looks damn good...........62 and fabulous!
retail's a bitch but Cher walked around Bloomies like she owned the place and refused to acknowledge anyone who tried to just say hello. and if meryl streep can be nice, so can cher.
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 11:43am
I'm patiently waiting for a post about that disaster of a finale last night. I swear Joan almost busted some stitches screaming at Anne.
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"2009 is taking away our all funny legends. Fuck '09" MK 5/5/09
"Ali is 15 going on benjamin buttons" Fail 5/5/09
Wait. That's not the impersonator Joan Rivers hired for her final Apprentice task?
I keed. I keed. More power to you, you old slut.
Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 11:40am.
cher is NOT a genuinely nice person. years ago i worked in bloomingdale's at the fendi counter and she was the snottiest customer i ever had.
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I worked retail for years and I can tell you most of the customers I had were not genuinely nice. Celeb or other wise. Shopping can bring out the snotty beast even in the best of them.
However, it's my opinion about Cher, so it isn't a fact.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
That tummy is a prosthesis.
I am not interested in seeing how much her tattoos have sagged. Thanks for putting THAT image in my head. I will send you the bill for the carpet cleaning to get this vomit up.
She's still Cher. I'd poke fun but she'd beat my ass.
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You say potato, I say vodka!
I kind of wish Cher would have gotten a little pride in her golden years. She looks pretty pathetic. I mean, Tina Turner is older (I think) and still performing but at least Tina wears clothes!!
She is a V-A-M-P, VAMP!!
Love the Cher, no matter what she does.
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Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
On the contrary, I hope to have a body that can manage such a feat at 52, let alone 62 (with or without help - I say go for it if you got the cash). She's the queen of tacky glitz and always has been. Long may she reign and scare the unitiated.
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Did somebody say PCP? I LOOOVES THE PEACEY P!!
She's looks friggin hot for 62!!!!!!!!
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cher is NOT a genuinely nice person. years ago i worked in bloomingdale's at the fendi counter and she was the snottiest customer i ever had.
Why wasn't this tagged as "your face scares me"?
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But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
I agree, I would rather see Cher looking like this than Madonna in ANYTHING!
Cher is at least, from what I have read and seen in interviews, a generally nice and genuine person. She has always done her own thing and be honest about it.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Now I'd rather look like that then Susan Lucci as a memaw.Cher got some meat on her bones. & there's no way her skin could be that tight w/o a ton of work.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
I can't hate on Cher. She is truly talented and has always done her own thing.
I have heard her shows are amazing.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
Even Madonna called this outfit Pathetic!!
"Get that corn outta my face"!
the bitch is still more talented and hotter than some of today's posers.