Monday, May 11th 2009
The Great TWAT
And you thought only Horsey Montag's songs could make your ears attempt suicide? Well, you better clear the room of any sharp objects, because Spencer Twatt has a new "rap song" under the stage name "The Great White TRASH." This suckery is being used to promote his new reality shit show I'm Not A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! Skat Kat's ass lips rap better than Fleshy McPubestache. I swear. Can we get Suge Knight on this NOW?!
Spencer debuted the song on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM show this morning. If you feel like you need a reason to kick a kitten, click here. I blame Vanilla Ice for this.
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I know this face is the reason I have reflux disease. Because it's something I try not to think about my head thinks about it to piss me off. I picture this guy cumming and whuuuurppphhhhhh! Bllllarrrrrrhghhhhhh! I'm sending him my medical bills.
Absolutely Horrible.
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I just want to know if anyone was able to listen to the whole clip? I was nine seconds into it when my ears started bleeding.
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
AND, there's already a band called Great White out there... who now have to face the indignity of having their good name dragged through the twat sludge. Hope they sue.
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
If the "here" in "get me outta here" means the planet, I'd be happy to oblige.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
hmmm..it actually isn't that bad, until you hear the lyrics. Even the airwaves can't escape such high levels of douchery.
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.
-anonymous
I recently posted a new profile at http://www.millionairechats.com which is a millionaire and hot girl dating club. I saw celebs' profile with pictures and blog there..By the ways, i've got many friends including celebrities there, believe me.
I can't believe I'm about to say this, but this isn't much worse than most of the shit I hear on the radio.
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Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
The mask won't help Spencer when prosecutors finally go after him for two counts of grand theft oxygen.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Millions of dollars to devote to making his crappy music, yet not a penny toward buying exfoliating scrub.
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In dog years, we're all old.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
hell no
great now my braincells are dead..thanx
What's the point in him having any facial hair. That shit looks funny as hell.
He's trash and he runs with it. I like him. Unlike pompous douche Ashton Kutcher, this one has a sense of humor about his pompous douchery.
hahaa swine flu mask xD the swine flu is a freakin joke
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"Do you think Bill Kaulitz's carpet match the drapes? If so, a bitch will get their eye poked out while playing his skin flute."
XD
And Ryan Seacrest likes to think he is the next Dick Clark?
Well, he got the dick part right!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
I don't get it. NO ONE sticks up for these two twats. These asshats must be paying through their asses to get themselves on TV. Hopefully for us they will go broke soon.
That "song" is 4 minutes and 13 seconds too long.
Ryan Seacrest is responsible for almost more fuckery than George W. Bush. He needs to be stopped.
LMAO...he's "rapping" about twitter??? Douchetastic!!!
Not sure who's worse...Spencer or K Fed?
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
Ick. Nast.
Sounds like every other rap song. Which just shows you how easy it is to produce a rap song. Rap 'Artist' = Oxymoronic
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Somebody please give this cunt a lethal injection and put it out of its misery!
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"Let's play leapfrog. You stick it in and see how far you can jump over my head."
I hate myself for listening to more than 20 seconds of that.
Spencer Pratt is the real Ghostface Killah, yo! Look at dem eyes, kid. Homey is coming for your childrens!
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Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.
Submitted by Vermithrax on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 1:29pm.
Good lord
Lord doesn't seem too considerate or good if he let this shit get outa the bag
i don't even want to read the comments funny as they may be, lasted about 5 seconds into that and i think my soul got offended
should be called 'cut off my ears' or some shit
seriously, don't know wether to laugh or cry at this crapollia
although..it is an amusing twist from what i've seen on dlisted about this dick- doesn't he and his other it go by the goody goody cheesey pure code?
won't even bother looking that crap up
this is poor
and makes me dizzy with thoughts of saying mean things about ijjits who pull a neverending rope of caca hankies from their bumholes (which may double as speech holes) or feel sorry for them or just fucking blast them
going to go listen to some tribe called quest or blackalicious to balance the assult on my ears now...
That is some BENJAMIN BUTTON SHIT! He makes Vanilla Ice sound good.
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
Pure Fuckery.
I couldn't make it past 1 minute.
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"I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane".
edited version of 'Snakes on a Plane' by Samuel L. Jackson
There should be a show called Celebrity Idol. See how fast he gets voted off. He thinks he is good. He sucks. Sucks big time. He has not talent. Who hires this ick?
Good lord.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 1:02pm.
"i HATED the film version of Mama Mia - it was absolutely AWFUL. The stage version kicks a$$."
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I haven't seen it, but the trailer didn't grab me. I'd rather watch Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. There's plenty of ABBA in that. Ha ha!
May I recommend Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street(1982). Starring George Hearn and Angela Lansbury. It's the Broadway play filmed for PBS. Very entertaining! Netflix has it for rental..
I love myself too much to listen to that shit. They are just plain HATEFUL BASTARDS for releasing this unto the world.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
That literally made my skin crawl. At first I thought "Is this giving me the chills?" and I was like "NO THIS IS HORRIFYING"! Then I realized my actual skin was crawling. What an awful sensation.
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Do you like American Music?I like American Music!
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 1:07pm.
Stop eyeballing my avvie. You know you are.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 1:07pm.
Yes, Perfume. That class sounds awesome!
Well I have to get outside and mow grass! See you later you later Diamond D. Have a good day! : )
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I'm just after kicking a whole row of kitties.
Fuckin' song. Jaysis.
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bye! good
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:57pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:56pm.
Diamond, I read the book years ago! I loved it! I had forgotten they made a movie. Thanks for the reminder!
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I hope you get to see it soon and I'd love to know how it compares to the book! Perfume, right?
Watching it was one of the recommended assignments for a class I took called Folklore, the particular topic being "bodylore" -- i.e., what we do with bodies...the idea that a dead body is an inconvenient body...we went places I'd never gone before. The professor was/is brilliant/nutty. We also saw "Eastern Promises" - it was a hugely interesting movie...the main point to get about this film was tattoos, body art, etc...
As the great Erik Slye would say "I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls"
I thought that song was great , hope i can download it onto my ipod....please record an album Spence ! Reminded me of a young Eminem . Those two are a very cute couple , i wish them lots of luck in their lives , hope they have kids , bless 'em .
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ELB...Take that firrrrst crap over to Perez, we don't roll that way. posted by someone i used to think was a cyberfriend :o(
Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:57pm
Officially!!! It's GWS to me!
i lived in the palisades. and...its so faux paux to represent the sades like that. YOU FUKIN SUCK YOU BIG PRATTHEAD!
......celebrities are vile!
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:54pm.
I'm biased in my opinion, because I love a goodly number of musicals
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I LOVE musicals, too! But Sweeney Todd didn't do it for me. I kept seeing Edward Scissorhands with voce.
I'm the only person I know who liked the film version of "Evita" - the stage version lacks a lot in background (props and sets). Or maybe it was just the version I saw on stage. The music was great, tho.
and omg, i HATED the film version of Mama Mia - it was absolutely AWFUL. The stage version kicks a$$.
I did not like his song. <------This is as diplomatic as it gets.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:56pm.
Diamond, I read the book years ago! I loved it! I had forgotten they made a movie. Thanks for the reminder!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:49pm
Gigglewiggleshimmy is now a word. Just so you know. Tell your friends :-)
P.S. Your avi makes me laugh uncontrollably.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:44pm
That made me laugh SO HARD.
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"2009 is taking away our all funny legends. Fuck '09" MK 5/5/09
"Ali is 15 going on benjamin buttons" Fail 5/5/09
He enunciates well. That's something. Especially for 'rap' 'song'.
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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
This is all our fault!
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Just so you know.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:50pm.
I agree, I would like to see the story plain, no music!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:41pm.
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:37pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:28pm.
43 seconds of my life I will NEVER get back!
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Uh - that's nuthin'. I got robbed of 2 hours and $5 from watching Sweeney Todd last night.
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Bad huh? I was going to watch it on HBO the other night, and as much as I love Tim Burton AND Depp, I hate musicals and thought better of it!
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I'm biased in my opinion, because I love a goodly number of musicals. I really loved Sweeney Todd. But I could see if someone isn't a fan of musicals, you wouldn't like it.
Johnny is the Gothic, eepy-cray hotness in it. Watch it with the mute on, then click back to sound when it looks like they have stopped singing. Ha ha ha!
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:41pm.
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Bad huh? I was going to watch it on HBO the other night, and as much as I love Tim Burton AND Depp, I hate musicals and thought better of it!
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Well, I think it was bad. I'm confused, though, cuz all the critics and stuff said it was awesome. I couldn't take the music - it seemed to lack good continuity (unlike Andrew Lloyd Weber who always produces good continuity). I know nuthin' about music other than the classics, so Sweeney Todd was kinda out there musically for me. Topically, tho, it was fascinating. Maybe I'm wrong?...I imagine on stage its probably great. This one didn't translate well into film. IMHO.
The story line would have been great all by itself.
Anecdotally, the movie reminded me of another movie called "Perfume." I highly recommend that one!
Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:41pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 12:38pm.
ROTFL! Gigglewiggleshimmy - I LOVE it! This post has made many of us stabby - even DG wants to shiv a bitch this morning. I'm normally a peaceful-ish person, but between waking up to Heidi and Seal and now brunch on this doucheface, I'm giving in to the inner rage!