Open Post: Hosted By A Tender Moment Gone Wrong
Here is a mostly precious video of a chihuahua and a pussy sharing a beautiful moment together. The two canoodle while giving each other love licks, until the pussy gets a little too close to the chihuahua's private areas and that's when things turn ugly! I know the how the cat feels, this is happens to me all the time.
I suspect that there's some history behind this fight The chooey-hoo-ha has probably stepped out on his cat lovah a few times, so the pussy was trying to pull one of those "smell yo dick (or vag)" moves. The chihuahua was sick of the cat's non-trusting ways, so bitch flipped out! Or maybe the chihuahua is a girl and she was on the rag, so she wasn't down for a little dirty oral fun. Who knows, but there's definitely some tension there!
And the look the cat gives his angry lover at the end is the same look I give whenever someone throws me out of their bed. Hurtful.
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I like the look on the other cat's face. It's like, "Whatever, y'all."
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Muska, which Harlequin Romance novel did you pull that story from?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
muska- you tried killig yourself over that?
want a dlisters advice? get therapy.
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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
Dlisters know things.. so I've decided to tell you a little story and hear your response. It's really confusing me.. my heart is aching and I tried offing myself a couple of weeks ago because of it.
Well here goes:
This guy I'm madly in love called me saturday night and asked if I wanted a beer with him and his friends. I was at a concert nearby so I said yes. He kept asking who I was there with, he revealed he checks out my facebook profile often, he let me know he admires my intellect and personality. Later we danced, he held me tight, and then he cupped my face and gave me my very first kiss ever. His childhood friend had asked before that if anything was going on between us and I answered: I don't know. And then he said: I do think something's going on between you. All the while the guy I love was standing behind me and seemed to have heard it all and he smiled this huge smile. Well in the end he asked if I wanted to have coffee with him at 15 o'clock the next day. Well 10 minutes before 15 he cancelled... what does this mean?
Today in class he sat close to me, out eyes met, but neither of us said anything. He seemed nervous. Kept taking sips of his water (he never has water with him in class).
What the hell is going on? I fear my heart might break.
Oh I told him that he gave me my first kiss.. and he answered that he wished I hadn't told him that. It made him feel chosen. And I said, well you are. And then he kissed me passionately.
posting... and you know what that means...
UUUGGHHH!!!!
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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
That chihuahua looks like a hooker on her first night turned out at the Mustang Ranch. I don't see any tender moments here. Just a fresh trick waiting for something to go wrong.
Pussy needs to learn. Pussy gets licked. Pussy don't do no unreciprocated licking.
Submitted by hopelight on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:34pm.
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you get paid to post this shit, dontcha?! dontccha!!!
we've been whored out!!
Submitted by jussayin on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:33pm.
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excellent summary!!
and i'm back this evening to show the DH the video. i'm eating some frozen grossness so i can take a nap then go swimming around 8pm. i love having the pool all to myself. if i could have anything in the world it would be enough money to support a household that had its very own ginormous lap pool. *feels like heaven*
the DH has a horribly infected toof. he has to have a root canal tomorraw - if he's lucky. if not, they're going to have to pull the toof. that would RILLY sux!
This video cracked me up soooooo bad! Thanks for the laugh. Puppeh and kitteh side-eye was all over the place. It's all fun and games until teeth get too close to the nutsac...
Actually I love how puppeh is sucking it all up for the camera like "ooh yeah, this pussy is whipped" and afterward puppeh cuts his eyes like "fuckin' freak" and kitteh stares at him like "homophobic bitch, you know you liked it" and the other cat is just watching both of them like "I told you so".
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Jean-Paul Sartre "So that is what hell is. I would never have believed it. You remember: the fire and brimstone, the torture. Ah! the farce. There is no need for torture: hell is other people."
hey hors! do any of ya ever leave or are you here 24/7?
I was here all day cuz my h8tful boss has pneumonia and i couldn't concentrate on doing any work. I'm insomniac like that...
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 3:41pm.
@ DevilGirl - i've been meaning to say this - i love your "fish-eye lens" kitteh!!!
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Thanks DD, that is Spider. He's a ham and a handful!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Jeebus.
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 6:35pm
That's....surprising. I know it's a matter of opinion, but it really surprises me that the movie got such high marks from the stern crew.
My opinion is that the movie was average at best. The special effects were GREAT, and Eric Bana was good as the villian, but the rest of the movie was a snoozefest. I really fail to understand what was so spectacular about sub-par acting and lame storylines.
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"2009 is taking away our all funny legends. Fuck '09" MK 5/5/09
"Ali is 15 going on benjamin buttons" Fail 5/5/09
My apologies I didn't realize she'd started that again on Friday....still - did y'all report it then...really - don't talk to her, man. She's nuts.
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BTW, it's useless reporting Falkor or whateverthefuck she's calling herself now. She has a roving IP and she's obsessed with this place. I haven't the foggiest idea how. But I do know that I hate it that Molotov was forced to get bitchy and then leave AGAIN! I hate it when that happens to anyone. Bullying sucks ass and is for the weak.
I'd found that, over the weeks, when people ignored her she just left. It was the simplest thing.
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Stern and show touted it as the best movie ever..
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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 6:19pm
I saw it on saturday, Cammi. Be warned: I didn't like it one bit.
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"2009 is taking away our all funny legends. Fuck '09" MK 5/5/09
"Ali is 15 going on benjamin buttons" Fail 5/5/09
anyone see star trek yet?
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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 6:08pm.
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Don't worry about making anyone uncomfortable, that's nothing in comparison!
*burns sage for chefcammi*
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In Mesquite, Texas, it is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
welp, my uterus is preparing for delivery, but nothing substansial. Some tightness in my belly every now and then and walking/getting up is proving to be more uncomfortable.. so any day really.
37 weeks today carrying a baby the size of 39 weeks.... it HAS to be SOON!!!
that is my baby talk for the day on Dlisted.. I know how uncomfortable it makes some of you sluts ;P
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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 5:48pm.
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Hey! How are you feeling? Any closer?
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In Mesquite, Texas, it is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
popping in to say HIYA!!!
are we talking about pussies again?
(lol)
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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
Poor Pussy
Ugh...I hate chihuahua's. If I was that cat, I would've clawed the shit outta his little bug eyed self. That cat looked at him as if it was saying what the fuck is your problem?, lol. Funny video.
Stoney, I know! Right? Jesus, I DO EVERYTHING!
Fuck, so now I'm sitting here all feeling guilty for having my sister spend the night on Saturday.
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 4:39pm.
Can't do that, event. She controls the money!
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you know what ive been doin so I dont have to worry about money as much anymore? ive been studying to get my real estate appraiser licence...best gig ever!
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 4:17pm.
Yes!!!
Not going to read back 4 fucking pages to find out what you whores are talking about.
Planting sprouts, carrots, zucchini, radish, potatoes, parsnips, beets,fennel, arugula, and more!
Boring as Shitters flashing us her meat curtains again but I love my garden!
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 4:45pm.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 4:44pm.
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LMAO! And you know for just a second there would be a fist shape left in it until it snapped back! Bleh.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 4:44pm.
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yeah, and I was thinking of the wet "thwack" sound it would make if I actually had to punch one of them in the cunt!
hahaha
Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 4:39pm.
I ended up being forced to go (seriously!) to a lap dance club in B'ham. I did not want to go but I was with a group of friends.
I told the ringleader, "If one of those girls comes up to me I will punch her in the cunt!"
He was really shocked, but I was just Tourettsing Dlisted talk.
I guess most women don't say "cunt" there.
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Hahaha, I like the way you think! And maybe they're more of the "slag" or "bint" persuasion?
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Submitted by Jill-The-Ripper on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 4:39pm
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Or anywhere! It's all fun n games until someone gets punched in the cunt. LOL!
Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 4:09pm.
GOD. Work is always getting the way of what I truly am: a foul mouthed asshole who enjoys inappropriate humor and often doesn't know when to STFU.
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YOU? Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Tell him he should have gotten it beforehand and mailed it M.E.!
Goddamn fucking men.
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He did call his mom. But the point is he asked me to get a card, but I was busy trying to clean up the house so he wouldn't be mad that the house wasn't cleaned. UGH! I can't win.
I ended up being forced to go (seriously!) to a lap dance club in B'ham. I did not want to go but I was with a group of friends.
I told the ringleader, "If one of those girls comes up to me I will punch her in the cunt!"
He was really shocked, but I was just Tourettsing Dlisted talk.
I guess most women don't say "cunt" there.
Can't do that, event. She controls the money!
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 4:33pm.
I had to call my dad's wife. Meh, it wasn't so bad.
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I wouldof called the bitch and asked her if her refrigerator was running!
Submitted by Lavadama on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 4:26pm
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I love that she laughed at that! See, everyone loves a little f word now and then. And I hear ya, nothin like trying to mind your P & Qs with a champagne buzz, though luckily its a usually a happy buzz and you find yourself liking people you hated for the night.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 4:33pm.
Exactly.
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love the way pussy looks at the dog after hes been attacked-hes like licking his lips and his expression is saying -what the fuck is your problem dog????
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 4:22pm
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And yet she feels its ok to poke at your eyes. Definitely a cunt!
I had to call my dad's wife. Meh, it wasn't so bad.
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 4:28pm.
yeah! why didn't HE call?? or send a card?
I told my man to call his mom- my job was done.
also, i am never calling my FMIL to say happy mothers day.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
chocolate?
*digs in purse*
mmmmmmm........
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 4:25pm.
So who loves her less? The one who called instead of carded, or the one who was drunk gambling on mother's day?
Teehee, you can use that if you want.
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 4:25pm.
LCT - IDK. I guess it's now my fault for not bringing his mother a card yesterday. Even though I called her first thing in the morning.
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Of course it is. Men cannot be held accountable for anything.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 4:17pm
OMG, me too! I really, really have to watch myself around my husband's parents, cause they're all super religious and shit, but there was one time where we were all watching TV, and a commercial with Maria Shriver came on and I said that she "looked like fucking skeletor", and my MIL, literally, yelled out laughing. That made me happier than you think.
What kills me is at the end of this month, I'm going to a wedding for this stupid broad, and I'm not looking forward to it at all because my husband and I will have to mind our P's and Q's. UGH. I hate acting like I care when I really, really don't.
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"2009 is taking away our all funny legends. Fuck '09" MK 5/5/09
"Ali is 15 going on benjamin buttons" Fail 5/5/09
LCT - IDK. I guess it's now my fault for not bringing his mother a card yesterday. Even though I called her first thing in the morning.