Hot Slut Of The Week: Felix Cane
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Age: ?
Birth Name: Please tell me it's Felix Cane!
Original Date of HS of the Day: May 9, 2009
Claim to Fame: Felix started poppin' her pussay on the pole in 2006 and quickly became one the greatest in dah woooorld. She has won Miss Pole Dance Australia and Miss Pole Dance World.
Where is she now? Felix's pole skills can be seen nightly at Cirque de Soleil's Zumanity show in Las Vegas. The last time I was in Vegas, I was going to go see that show, but some dumb whores kept telling me it fucking sucks! But next time I'm in Vegas, I will definitely be there to witness Felix's pole work.
Why is she HS of the Week? Because if I wasn't a lazy ho who would rather suck pole than dance on it, this is the shit I'd be doing for exercise. Felix almost inspires me. Almost. Below is another clip of Felix making the angels swoon with her skills.
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Her body and her moves are just . . . AMAZING!
I really hope she hits it really big one day. She obviously works really hard and loves it.
Oh, and I think she was born in December, 1985.
Wow! those Cirque peeps have no bones in their bodies. She's amazing.
Check out her myspace http://www.myspace.com/star_sands
She's bisexual as well! LOL
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How come her pussay doesn't pop out but Britney's does, like all the time? hhmmmm
You need to slap the bitch who told you Zumanity sucks!!!
That show is seriously hot! Felix wasn't there when i saw it which sucks. Still that shit was amazing without her!
Here's a vid of felix and another girl. separate then on the SAME pole! wow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAzHu62JxRE&feature=PlayList&p=A665E803F1...
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 10:20pm.
She has won Miss Pole Dance Australia and Miss Pole Dance World.
Next...the Universe! Hahahahaha...hahaha...haha...ha
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is that anything like your 'World' Series?
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 10:17pm.
Submitted by kiwikim on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 10:13pm.
But I have a new reason to bag on Oz. You fuckers have a Ms. Pole Dancing of the Universe contest and you bag on NZ? F off.
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Yeah, it's no 'Miss Sheep Shagger of the Shire', but we do what we can.
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*sotto voice* loss of serve
the ball is now in the land of the long swapped vowels court...
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 10:17pm.
Yeah, it's no 'Miss Sheep Shagger of the Shire', but we do what we can.
*perking up*
She has won Miss Pole Dance Australia and Miss Pole Dance World.
Next...the Universe! Hahahahaha...hahaha...haha...ha
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Submitted by kiwikim on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 10:13pm.
But I have a new reason to bag on Oz. You fuckers have a Ms. Pole Dancing of the Universe contest and you bag on NZ? F off.
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Yeah, it's no 'Miss Sheep Shagger of the Shire', but we do what we can.
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Fuck she's good. She's so good I can't be a jealous hater. She looks like she's worked at it. It's like ice skating. I can't take my eyes off of it.
But I have a new reason to bag on Oz. You fuckers have a Ms. Pole Dancing of the Universe contest and you bag on NZ? F off.
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MK, as Felix is one of your new creatures, I believe she is too exquisite to be called a pole dancer, more like pole ballerina. She is awesome -- HSOTM.
I swear to dog this woman better win at LEAST hot slut of the month. You know she would own it - unlike that hot babe.
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Submitted by nono on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 8:39pm.
Eat your heart out Dita! This chick needs to get the endorsements, she should be the face of MAC!
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I agree 100%! Dita is so boring and overrated and not really that good-looking. This chick is amazingly hot in body and talent.
It makes pole-dancing incredibly tempting, not that I'd have any chance to turn out like that.
Eat your heart out Dita! This chick needs to get the endorsements, she should be the face of MAC!
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Submitted by azgirl on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 4:18pm.
Damn, that was amazing! How does she swing around on the pole with just her thighs? Wouldn't she get a burn?
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I had the same question. And what about bruising?
Some of those moves have got to cause bruising - any thoughts on this anyone?
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Not to take away from the quality of her performance but I have to say the choreography is WAY better than I'd ever expect to see.
Non-tacky music helps a lot too.
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What hate? Everyone loves her!
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Why the hate for the pole dancers? Her moves were as skillful as other dancers, ballet dancers are in awe of this chick.
Da-yam! I was expecting dumb tart a la pole, but homegirl earned her title.
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Certainly makes Dita's act look a bit ordinary.
I was unaware of her until I saw her on You Tube this morning. She is one talented lady. I'd kill to be able to do half her moves.
actually, I live in Vegas and Ive seen Zummanity three times and I love it
My goodness! She's awfully bendy. And I'd hazard a guess that she's cracked a few walnuts with those thighs.
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Tits - IT' still moves, but I expect it now! LOL
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m.e. changed my avatar for you :)
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8O *reels tongue back in*
Damn girl! I may have to re-think this straight thing.
OTOH, I don't watch the olympics...
Submitted by rotten_egg on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 5:08pm.
I would love to have a body like that, her body IS really attractive. What she and other pole dancers do is rather impressive, but pole-dancing is still a low-rate copy of the Olympic games. It's still tacky and trashy, no matter how bad-assed your ho moves are.
I'd hit it. ;)
BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!
i have to say, i was completely mesmerized by felix...outstanding!
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Really freakin amazing. MAN I wish I had a body like that and moves like that. Geeze... just wow.. I'm totally green with envy.
I would love to have a body like that, her body IS really attractive. What she and other pole dancers do is rather impressive, but pole-dancing is still a low-rate copy of the Olympic games. It's still tacky and trashy, no matter how bad-assed your ho moves are.
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fuck.. I wish we had this kinda talent in Colorado Springs area. Instead we have trailer-park rejects. Talent like Felix would definetly get my $$$ and get me to start going to nudie bars. As it stands, there is 0 talent in the springs.. been to all of them, always left disapointed. *sniff* I miss the days of living back on the east coast (D.C. & Baltimore)
I've never been jealous of another woman in my life.
I'm jealous now. That was FANTASTIC! I'm a fat, lazy slob and that girl has stolen my life!!! I want her body and her attitude too.
Yes, Hot Slut of the Week!!!! She makes slutty work!!!
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She is so beautiful, strong and sexy.
I think I'm in love.
Bitch makes it look so easy.... I'm jealous :/
Submitted by Sheeps on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 4:30pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 4:27pm.
I'm just resting
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Hahahahahaha....oh really? I guess I'll take your word for it.
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Submitted by TITS on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 3:50pm.
Next up - Hiedi and Spencer release a pole dancing vid. HAHAHAHHAHAH
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If there were any justice in this universe, one of them would fall from the high point and land on the other one, resulting in massive amounts of blood and an ambulance call (ambulance delayed due to traffic)
ACK! OH SHIT! TITS, your avvie just made me jump! I didn't realize it moved!
Hot Slut of the Year. Nuff said.
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I'm scared to. I'm not even joking, he'd probably get a stripper pole and start working it. Whenever he gets into something he REALLY gets into it, and then the whole family gets whatever he's into for Xmas. In the past we've all gotten juicers, yoga mats, magnet therapy mats, etc. So I'd probably get a stripper pole in the mail soon. But on the down side, so would my mom and my uncles, and I don't want to picture that.
Absolutely stunning and gorgeous!!! Wow!
Yeah she can do the pole, she's got gorgeous legs.