Why Would You Want To Tinker With This Precious Face?
When Bruce Jenner got a facelift 25 years ago, he went from looking like a semi-hot-piece to looking like a Kraft single after being microwaved too long. Bruce blames it on a janky partial facelift and a nose job, so he decided to go back under the knife and fix his face. Bruce's third face will be revealed on that Kardashian shit show this Sunday.
Kim Kardassian blogged about it, "Twenty five years ago, Bruce was ill-advised by a doctor to have a partial facelift and a nose job. Unfortunately, the result wasn't what Bruce had hoped for and for years since then he has been the victim of cruel taunts from the media. Since he's turning 60 in October, Bruce felt it was time to correct the mistakes made by the previous doctor so he went to a new doctor for a second facelift . The results are amazing! Bruce looks better than ever and he is extremely happy with the result."
That's what they all say! Just one more surgery and I'll stop. You know Bruce isn't going to stop. In 10 years, his mouth is going to be where his nose is supposed to be and his eyeballs are going to be hanging out on the back of his neck. Bitch is going to look like Kiefer Sutherland in Freeway. Actually, he already does.
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Bruce is henpecked. And perhaps Kris could join him and the docs could do something to make her sound smart instead of air-headed:( Ugh, loathe all stewardesses like her -- past and present.
Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 4:55pm.
Nice avie! Someone you know?
Anything for ratings, I guess.
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Yeah, what? 35 years old? That's a 35 year old MAN! In 1974! What was the doctor thinking, and why did he listen??
He had his first face lift at age 35?? THIRTY FIVE?
Why is this not filed under "Eyebrow Situation"?
His little plastic nose has always been the worst part - hope they gave him back his original honker.
Either he's gonna look better...or look like Fire Marshall Bill's long lost brother!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 4:04pm.
man i loved the sharpener the best!
there is still to this day one colour in particular that defies any description except for crayola orange. You know the one I mean - orangey yellow. Not the fake skin tone one, the other one.
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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
Joel McHale is right when he describes this family as a gaggle of gypsies and a scarecrow.
what i don't understand is why anyone would have a face lift when they are only 35 years old ?!?!?!?!
"Unfortunately, the result wasn't what Bruce had hoped for and for years since then he has been the victim of cruel taunts from the media."
Ummm, Kim honey, I have NEVER seen a news article about him and his bad surgery, never. In fact before I was on dlisted, I thought he was dead.
I have no idea who did his first surgery but they really screwed his face up. Bruce was really handsome when he won the gold medal and then it was like WTF happened to your face? The media has been brutal towards him!
Please post Mr. Jenner's new and improved surgeried phizog when you get a pic MK cause I sure as shit ain't gonna watch the grand opening on TV.
Yes.. silly putty, EXACTLY. I like the smell of it too but Crayola Crayons are the best.
I don't usually go around smelling random objects I swear..
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Is there only one brain in this entire family? I guess today was Kim's day to get it and tomorrow will be Kloe's turn. What a dumb group!
Christopher Reeve lives!
Really, is it such a surprise that Brody Jenner's Dad was in the forefront of Plastic surgery in his day? (1982, I'm just guessing)You absolutely must see him in "Don't Stop the Music" directed by Nancy Walker(Rhoda's Mom) the story of the Village People.
"Does anyone else smell astroglide?"
Stewie on Family Guy.
We're supposed to give a shit because...?
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FUCK YOU KIM YOU FAT ASS CUNT...THIS BITCH TALKS DOWN TO EVERY FUCKING PERSON SHE COMES IN CONTACT TO..AND THEN COMES OUT ON SOME FUCKING MAGAZINE AND SAYS "I HAVE FAT AND I AM OK WITH IT"...OH REALLY IS THAT WHY YOUR LAZY FUCKING ASS GOT LIPO AWHILE BACK ON YOUR SHOW YOU FUCKING CUNT..FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING SISTERS AND I HOPE YOUR SHOW GETS CANCELLED AND YOUR FAT ASS FALLS OF A CLIFF!!
His face is God's payback for walking out on his wife and infant years ago for some dumb plastic fucktard celebrity. His face reflects on the outside what he is on the inside - melting plastic with no obvious purpose. Can't wait to see the new mug - NOT!!!
Submitted by B-J-B-J-B on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 3:52pm.
Just smash his face in with a shovel.... who gives a flying fuck.... really?!!
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It's hard to believe that he used to look like Brody.
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This family is so gross.
No amount of plastic surgery can cure DUMB.
Dude was good looking back in the day, now just fucking ugly - ain't no amount of surgery is going to get you back to where you started.
Facelifts don't last 25 years... that's why people get multiple ones over the years. And the nose job looks ok. There has to be another reason for his shiny, plastic look -- that's what really makes people look twice.
Just smash his face in with a shovel.... who gives a flying fuck.... really?!!
I think his face came in a red plastic egg.
Dog! I love the smell of that stuff!
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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
And here I was thinking that he just waxed his eyebrows too much.
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Wonder if he will look like Kenny Rogers now?
(minus the beard of course)
You know, I almost believe Kim actually wrote that. I can't hate on the Kardashians. They don't seem as retarded as the other whores in Hollywood. Flame away.
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I think it takes guts to walk around looking like the ghost of Bea Arthur. Kudos Bruce!
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