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Marty Ingles needs to stop! He's running around telling Page Six that his 75-year-old wife, Shirley Jones, might bare her partridges and prunes in Playboy! Marty, who may or might not have the seniles, said, "She's still drop-dead gorgeous, and at the age of 75, a natural beauty. I'm her husband, and I think it would be sensational. Mature women are relevant."
If Shirley decides to pose in Playboy, she'd be the oldest piece to ever get nekkid in the magazine.
Marty is not right for trying to whore Shirley out to Playboy! Shirley should be making oatmeal cookies for her grandkids, not spreading hers in a magazine! And she'll always be more relevant than 99% of the young twats in Hollywood.
If anybody in that family should be getting all their panties off for a magazine, it should be Marty. You know you want to see his shriveled worm in all its glory. Come on get happy (without Viagra), Marty!
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Marty reminds me of those annoying old guys in the mall that never helped their wives with the shopping in their lives until they retired. Suddenly, they find themselves lonely and with nothing to do and the wife is expected to haul out the crayons and entertain them and they follow them around everywhere and get underfoot. So there they are, talking to everybody in the line up and in the aisles and it's all really stupid double entendre stuff and they'll be jiggling the car keys endlessly in their pockets. Drives me nuts.
Shirley must have the patience and tolerance of a saint.
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Why is Marty wearing a flasher raincoat?
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...don't say things like that after I get myself all worked up fighting with a gay. I'm always kinda frisky after that....angel_i
She played a great slut in "Grandma's Boy"!!
The inventor of the finger in the ass blowjob. LOL.
Nice to know my initial instincts that Marty Ingles really is the asshole I always thought he was. I remember seeing them on a talk show years ago and he was a dick, embarrassing her over and over again...blech! I almost can't believe she's still married to him. Run Shirley run!!
This Playboy talk is a bit too late for me...I used to have sexy time with Shirley most every afternoon around 3:30. The beach episode was a personal favorite.
♪ I would love to see Shirley do Playboy!! She still looks FAB for 75.
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Wait a meemaw minute. I remembered through my drunken haze that Greg slept with Florence aka his mom on the Incest Bunch. She like took his virginity or something. I don't think he has anything to be ashamed of. She's hot at 75.
I'm drunk. That's all.
I like Shirley but her husband is an ass.
I THINK SHE LOOKS PRETTY.
Shirley looks great at 75...but Playboy is for the younger boobies only.
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Being the uber-mega-hugest Shirley fan there is, more than once I've doubted her judgement in marrying this doofus, but he must be doing something right.) HOWEVER, Marty has more than once shot his gob off without Shirley's knowledge.
I suspect this is yet another one of those times. There's gonna be hell to pay at the dinner table tonight, Marty.
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I bet Marty carries that sign daily to get free hot fudge cake.
Reminds me of John McCain trying to pimp out his sugar mama at a Sturgis t-shirt contest.
Angel, in real life, yes. Shirley married Jack Cassidy after his divorce from David's mom, Evelyn Ward. Then she had Jack had 3 kids, Shaun, Patrick, and Ryan.
There were 2 Chrises: Jeremy Gelbwax and Brian Forster, who were elementary schoolers or younger when the show was on. David Cassidy and Susan Dey, who played brother and sister on the series, did have a one-nighter according to David's autobiography. Danny Bonaduce also lost his virginity to one of David's fans who came around the set. "Any Partridge in a storm," was how Bonaduce put it. I don't know of anything incestual between Shirley and any of the on-set kids. I think she was truly a mom to all of them.
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OMG! GHOSTBUSTERS WAS A REMAKE?!?!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072505/
AND MARTY INGLES WAS IN IT?!?!
But not the Partridge Family dammit!
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What about the poor twelve year old boy who sneaks Dad's Playboy from under the bed and sees that? He'll be scarred for life. We must think of the children!
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POONONO! I like poon, I like pictures of poon, I like Shirley, but Shirley's poon is POONONO.
pass on the wrinkly bits.
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I don't understand what's the big deal 'bout losin' your nekkid sexay appeal when you an old fuck?????
So what? Bake cookies, take your metal detector out for a stroll on the beach, call that 'bastid son' of yours and bitch at him for 'never calling you', cut in every line you can (only old fucks can get away with that shit), park in handicapped parking spaces, keep telemarketers on the phone for hours talking about your arthritis pain, fart out loud in public with impunity, say shockingly inappropriate things at all family gatherings (particularly weddings and funerals), yell at those 'no good neighbor kids' and bore anyone who will listen with any and every "Back in my day..." story you can come up with, even if that shit is made up...
That's what old farts is sposedta do, NOT pose nekkid!
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Shirley (shoulda)dump him, so MARTY can go con some other widow of a upstanding respectable man(like Jack).
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ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 7:42pm.
Angel, David Cassidy was Shirley's stepson.
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Not that one - who else - Danny Bonadducci, right? Not him - what about that little one that played the drums...?
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Angel, David Cassidy was Shirley's stepson.
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That explains why this month's AARP Magazine has a gauzy-but-tasteful spread with Cloris Leachman.
What, no Grandma's Boy jokes?
"Who wants to hear about pussy from the Great Depression?"
"Who wants to hear about my STD from the Civil War?"
Grace: I once gave Charlie Chaplin a handjob.
Jeff: Wow, was he silent?
Grace: Not after I got through with him.
Ahh, a great movie.
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Ok but was that guy her SON on the Partridge Family? Was he? I heard that whole crew was always doing the dirty over there.
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Shirley is fucking gorgeous; she looks better than her obviously younger husband.
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I see this hot old lady and get sad because there is no way in hell I will look this good when I get her age.
They may have to rename the mag “Playdead” after this.
I’m all for equal opportunity porn, I just have no desire to see it.
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joe shmoe on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 6:51pm.
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Submitted by Trini on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 5:47pm.
Actually the last thing I want to see is Marty's shriveled worm. And who da hell told him mature woman were relevant, cause they aint!
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You'll be mature someday (presumably). I hope you don't run into people that think you're irrelevant.
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I'll even go you one further and say that mature women are more relevant than they've EVER been. I watch a lot of porn. So sue me. What I've been noticing is that, over the last couple of years "old lady" and "big lady" porn interest has tripled, at least. I'm not into it (well, not ALL of it;p) but it's fucking popular.
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Go Shirley go!!!
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NO ONE WANTS TO SEE GRANDMA'S PUSSAY!
Submitted by Trini on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 5:47pm.
Actually the last thing I want to see is Marty's shriveled worm. And who da hell told him mature woman were relevant, cause they aint!
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You'll be mature someday (presumably). I hope you don't run into people that think you're irrelevant.
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Umm..maybe she just wants to do it cuz it's fun. Cuz she don't got hangups and she's knows there's shock value in it and that's always funny - when your the one who's being shocking. The shocked are not always supposed to love it - that takes the fun out;p
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kris kardashian jenner is definitely sporting the shirley jones do only in black. & that is exactly who kris reminds me of - shirley jones!
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Shirley needs to lose this douche bag husband.
this is just wrong on so many levels..
the double standard that exists that says women in Hollywood no matter what their age must remain in a constant state of air brushed blow dried perfection fuckable to the last drop while the men are all paunchy wrinkled and bald dating 12 yr olds is a testament to the misogyny that exists in our society .
Posing for Playboy while financially lucrative has NEVER helped anyone's career, think Nancy Sinatra , Farrah, Dana Plato, LaToya, & usually its a career move that reeks of desperation .
I cant imagine Shirley Jones needing the money or publicity and its just a bad lowest common denominator idea, although she won an Oscar playing a whore opposite Burt Lancaster in "Elmer Gantry" to our generation she is wholesome rocker mom Shirley Partridge.
A friend of mine used to wait on Shirley's family @ a NYC restaurant told me what a first class CREEP Marty Ingles is ... Bleech..
A tasteful swimsuit picture of Shirley for OK! magazine might be one thing, Playboy is another..
Shirley , DONT !!
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he's just trying to be a sex-positive feminist. the general idea is that old bitches aren't fine as hell, but he's just trying to say that they are. i personally would rather see susan sarandon!!!!!! DAMN. now that woman is FINE
Look I love Shirley, really I do but no way, no how do I want to look at 75 year old nekked lady on any magazine. I mean really, what the fuck for?
Marty has always been a 10-gallon douche...Shirley really knows how to pick 'em. First that wad Jack Cassidy (God rest his soul) and then Marty. Geez.
Still, she looks great for her age. Good for you, Shirley!
Forget Shirley's Butterscotch Krimpet, I want to know why Marty's eyes be bustin outta his face??
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In 10 years, his mouth is going to be where his nose is supposed to be and his eyeballs are going to be hanging out on the back of his neck.
Don't they have fetish mags for the g'ma lovin' crowd? The rest of us whores don't wanna see geriatric porn even on a Playboy level. We just don't.
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I vote yes. I'd much rather have Shirley Jones get big dollars for showing her foofiefoo in Playboy than anyone of the other Blohan/methfaced skank options.
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