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Marty Ingles needs to stop! He's running around telling Page Six that his 75-year-old wife, Shirley Jones, might bare her partridges and prunes in Playboy! Marty, who may or might not have the seniles, said, "She's still drop-dead gorgeous, and at the age of 75, a natural beauty. I'm her husband, and I think it would be sensational. Mature women are relevant."
If Shirley decides to pose in Playboy, she'd be the oldest piece to ever get nekkid in the magazine.
Marty is not right for trying to whore Shirley out to Playboy! Shirley should be making oatmeal cookies for her grandkids, not spreading hers in a magazine! And she'll always be more relevant than 99% of the young twats in Hollywood.
If anybody in that family should be getting all their panties off for a magazine, it should be Marty. You know you want to see his shriveled worm in all its glory. Come on get happy (without Viagra), Marty!
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I'll never understand why she stays married to him.
Actually the last thing I want to see is Marty's shriveled worm. And who da hell told him mature woman were relevant, cause they aint!
Sorry I'm just crabby.
Marty is even stealing her dignity.
Kind of doubting that I want to see it. She was a milf back in the day, but gilf? Sometimes its best not to know....
Might as well invest in the company that makes soft focus lenses, cause they're gonna use the entire united state's supply on this photo shoot.
PS. The his and hers raincoats indoors really puts one in mind of erotic entertainment.
@islandgirl:right...it was a hat marty pilfered! and please don't call me shirley...:)
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
well, maybe playboy is trying to appeal to it's lingering demographic-
the grandpa's who haven't figured out how to get free porn online.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Yeah, cause thinking about grandparent sex is awesome!!
*stabs eyes out*
Submitted by letinstar on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 5:16pm.
isn't merty (typo, but it stays) the old coot that had sticky fingers in the convenient stores? he should be in a home somewhere with a bib tied around his neck...
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I was just reading somewhere that he was accused of trying to shoplift a $500 hat on Rodeo Drive? Shirley he can't be serious. Hee hee.
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isn't merty (typo, but it stays) the old coot that had sticky fingers in the convenient stores? he should be in a home somewhere with a bib tied around his neck...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
This is what growing old with incredible grace (aside from her obnoxious husband) should look like. She's hot.
She looks great.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
I love Shirley, but her husband Marty Ingles is a pervy, old, batshit-crazy asshole.
She DOES have excellent skin for her age and a nice smile. My friend once met a playmate in real life and boy did she have acne! She was really friendly but a total pizza face so I don't even think this idea of Shirley posing for playboy is that weird. They have this thing called photoshop now you know.
she IS pretty hot for her age but no, keep yer clothes on granny.
Lay it on, MK! Spell it out! People, stop whoring out your wives and daughters, and show us what YOU'VE got! Sadly, I think he means well. Or does he? Put a lid on it, Marty! Pay your own way.
Marty Ingles has always seemed really gay to me.
...and mentally ill.
The real Silver Fox!!
Crickets... crickets. I have no clue who these people are but I don't think old ladies should spread their grandma bits for a porn magazine just to prove that "mature women are relevant".
Instead of teaching the younger (and stupid) generations what dignity, sense and brains mean, the older folks are trying to act as stupid and dumb just to be "cool".
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
She's attractive. She should do it! Ohhh, Michael K, someday if you're lucky, you'll be 75. Still hot and relevant but -- 75:)
Submitted by TITS on Mon, 05/11/2009 - 4:45pm.
He's starting to resemble Mr Kincaid
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I thought that's who it was!!! Wow. A lot of memaw crotch today. Sweet - just in time for Mother's Day.
Um... No thanks.I don't wanna see anyone that looks like my grandmammy nekkid.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Shirley is attractive for her age, but I just don't think at that age you need to be whoring it out in Playboy.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
He's starting to resemble Mr Kincaid.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
This woman has always had bad taste in men.
I think people want to see Shirley in Playboy as much as they want to watch their grandmothers get out of the bath tub.
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"Ick. Nast."
It's bound to happen ONE of these days with women getting more and more plastic poons.
The Cuchini is here to stay!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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Hooray for Shirley!
Us Pennsylvania vintage chicks gotta stick together.
Um, I'm all for memaws bein' down wit they bad sef's...but not too sure about this one and Playboy..
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?