Tuesday, May 12th 2009
Scene Stolen!!
While going through pictures of Christina Ricci and her colossal fiance strolling through Los Angeles, my eyes started flickering and automatically gazed upon the luscious beauty behind them stealing the shot. Be still my heart! Christina Ricci is thinking she got this picture, but little does she know that the scene was stolen by a hot piece with an afro bigger than her whole body! Afro lady is taking us higher! Sorry, Ricci. You could never compete with glamour like that.
Anyway, here's the Jolly Green Giant and Little Green Sprout leaving Arc Light Cinemas yesterday foolishly thinking they are the stars of the minute. NOT.
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I wish my 'fro could reach such heights! I'm-a start adding roids to my hair grease.
Oh. My. Fuckin. God.
I just died of laughter after I saw this post!
I just registered as a member for this shit. You have a way with the words!
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i'm working on getting my fro this size...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
Someone call TyTy, She's got another top model ready to steal the shot...
?uestlove's sister lives in LA?
Andre the Giant has a posse.
I'm 5'3 and I once dated a guy that was over 6 feet tall-maybe 6'5. I never got it on with him because I was afraid he'd be huge.
I love California and I'm glad there are still freaks left in the world. I'm so over the perfect investment banker/manolo wearing NY people. Bring back Berkeley.
Michael K, you need to get over yourself. They're not posing like most of the celebrity losers that are shown on this website (they're not chicken cutlets or whorehan or others); they're just walking somewhere. Leave them alone. There's others that are much more deserving of ridicule & are easy targets.
True story: Back in the day I worked for a European investment bank. There was a woman who worked there who I would see from time to time with an Afro just as huge. It was HUGE.
She dressed in sharp tailored suits and had a perfect body and a gorgeous face and long red nails. She was fierce. I'm sure even if someone thought her hair was less than appropriate, no one would have dared say a WORD. It was a thrill to see her.
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Was this Stateside?. Cause.........
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I would let him buttfuck me. You know it's nice and long.
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Bring on the funk, Betty Davis style!!!
Heads up, hos! Take notes.
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Submitted by gia on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:31am.
Submitted by Aerialgreen on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:45am.
That dude's peen must be either average or little (but not drunk cosplay wizard little) because otherwise I can't think how Ms. Ricci's tiny-tiny poon could manage to work with anything big.
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The same way big guys can have small peens, small girls can have big poons...Something about Ricci makes me think she can handle it.
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Exactly: tiny, tiny women can spit out ten pound babies and big women can be in distress trying to deliver a six pound baby. Your size doesn't have a whole lot to do with your biz down there.
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Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
~Kissinger
it's sun-ra!
he/she is back!!!
mellow n yellow
down n brown
**hispasians do it best**
Nothing wrong with *colossal*. Wonder what his inseam is.
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Submitted by Aerialgreen on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:45am.
That dude's peen must be either average or little (but not drunk cosplay wizard little) because otherwise I can't think how Ms. Ricci's tiny-tiny poon could manage to work with anything big.
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The same way big guys can have small peens, small girls can have big poons...Something about Ricci makes me think she can handle it.
M.E.,
I think the latter. We are just honest enough to wonder out loud.
EEG - are we Abbynormal or do a lot of people think like us?
M.E.,
Exactly! My neighbour who is soooo fat she needs $500 shoes to be able to WALK, can't possibly reach in order to clean herself properly.
Barf.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:20am.
M.E.,
Me too! And when I see obese people I wonder how they go to the bathroom.
Weirdo I am.
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Like how the hell do they wipe their asses and NOT smear shit all over the place. Or, if fat enough, can they even REACH?
I'm such a 13 year old boy, mentally.
M.E.,
Me too! And when I see obese people I wonder how they go to the bathroom.
Weirdo I am.
haha that's so funny, I've never seen such a big fro and if I did I'd laugh my socks off. Don't let amy winehouse see it, she can keep loads more in there than the hive
There is something seriously wrong with me, because immediatly after seeing such an off sized couple, I start wondering how the FUCK do they do sexy times? What position works? Does she have to be on top or doggy style all the time?
UGH!
FEAR THE FRO!
For her tiny body's sake, I hope his weiner isn't proportional with his body. Ouch!
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How do you KNOW that's a woman? Just wondering.
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She can almost blow him standing up!
Dang! Serious Afro. How'd you like to sit behind her inna movie?
I have the same outfit as Ricci's! I even have her purse. I am not Tinkerbell size though.
Christina is super cute, I love her. The fro in the background is priceless :D
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That dude's peen must be either average or little (but not drunk cosplay wizard little) because otherwise I can't think how Ms. Ricci's tiny-tiny poon could manage to work with anything big.
i guess ms ricci goes for the man titty thang
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I WANT THAT 'FRO! I need it.
Teary eyed for FIERCE sistas and their glorious afros.
*It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.*
~Bill Hicks~
Hekki:
I too used to have a towering Afro of this caliber. Of course, I would never be sitting on a goddamn park bench with hair like that. it demands to be seen and stared at, like your co-worker!
I miss my blow out!!!
And KD, you don't need a pillow with hair like that.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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With a fro like that, I bet you don't need a pillow.
True story: Back in the day I worked for a European investment bank. There was a woman who worked there who I would see from time to time with an Afro just as huge. It was HUGE.
She dressed in sharp tailored suits and had a perfect body and a gorgeous face and long red nails. She was fierce. I'm sure even if someone thought her hair was less than appropriate, no one would have dared say a WORD. It was a thrill to see her.
Ahhaha! SO. HOT.
I am a SEXY and HOT girl from New York,
someday I found a HOT place for u guys, :-----SugarMommaCupid @ C O M ----, if you want- know more big fri-ends,even l-over, please have a try .
I'm thinking the same thing, ladyclem! Afro lady/scene stealer for HSOTW!
PLEASE make Afro Lady the Hot Slut of the day/week. She is an icon of cocoa majesty.
The world needs more fro's like that.
Soooooouuuuul Train!
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EfM0qhvc77I/SdoVBsATGCI/AAAAAAAAD7s/Y7f_pASauo...
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Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's plenty like me to be found
Mongrels who ain't got a penny
Sniffing for tidbits like you on the ground
She looks like Aunt Esther in the face.
Love, love, love the fro! Someone get her some Soul Glo!
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Dick happens! - MK
She's going to be all sorts of starved looking as she gets older like SJP, I bet he'll be a lumpy, flubby bastard by their fifth anniversary (if they make it that long) and the hotness of Miss Thing in the background will outlive us all.
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100% DMBAS
Speaking of Hannah Montana, I just read on BIllboard that Miley Cyrus has a single called "Hoedown Throwdown'".
Sounds autobiographical!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
I am sure he has a big dick. And I would let him sit on my face.