What Went Wrong With The Romance Of This Generation?
All the cherubs in heaven called in sick today, because they are still devastated over the news that Katie Price and Peter Andre's orange love has gone rotten. What really went wrong? Did Katie finally catch Peter peen-handed? What? What? What? Well, according to The Sun, these pictures were the jizz load that broke the whore's back.
After Peter saw pictures of Katie with her overgrown kumquats out, he immediately asked for divorce. Peter could no longer take seeing Katie rubbing her tittays all over random dudes. Um. Honestly, Peter's glitter box probably started percolating upon first sight of this dude in the picture above, so he should know better. I'm pretty sure that dude is a certified dick lover.
A few hours after Peter released the heartbreaking (not really) statement to the world, Katie Price released her own:
“Pete is the love of my life and my life, we have children together and I am devastated and disappointed by Peter’s decision to separate and divorce me. As I married him for life. This is not what I want and the decision has been taken out of my hands.”
Last night, Katie fled Britain with Princess Tiamamamammaiaiamaia and Junior in tow. Katie left Harvey behind with the nanny. WHAT IN THE FUCK SHIT FUCK WHAT HUH FUCK WHAT. Katie left Harvey behind?! Bitch has really lost. All the silicone, collagen, jizz and fake tanning grease finally seeped into her brains, because Harvey should be her everything. Without Harvey, she's nothing! Hearing that she left behind that precious angel hurts my soul more than her staged divorce. Harvey, I weep for you!!!
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Submitted by cringe on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:11pm.
tis so chavvy ... why do these people have children *sigh*
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No way the Brits gonna win this shit...
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tis so chavvy ... why do these people have children *sigh*
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I think Peter thought he could change her. I watched their show on E! and he seems like a nice guy. He also seemed to care for Harvey more than she did.
Damn. That statement made me tear up, I'm not kidding. I hate hearing about people splitting up. Especially if there are children involved. I'm sure it's painful for the both of them.
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Phew. I'm sure this is Pete's way of saying stop being Jordan or else. This is good news.
And I'm sure she left Harvey because he has to go to school (and needs a set routine). The little ones don't go to school yet so they can go wherever but Harvey has to be in school and I'm sure her mum Amy is looking after him (she was the one that was mostly there for him). If you watch the show Katie really loves Harvey so I don't get why people make a big deal.
She's really just sort of the english pamela anderson isn't she? Every country's got an aging plastic tittied slag that adopted the porn look in the 90's and now there is no place for them. They're like nuclear waste. Maybe there is a small country over in the former USSR that will take them for a fee?
In her defense, I'm actually pleased the slut thing is real and not just part of the persona she was trying to cultivate.
What a low class Chav.
I always laugh a little when I see low class tarts trying to pick up on these very proper english men. They look like they wouldn't know what to do with a pair of plastic knockers like Katie's.
The eyeshadow that matches the shirt is so gross.
What's the deal with her face in that pic? Cockjaw?
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She's an aging drunkard of a chav. Can't wait to see what the next 20 years brings ... *not*
I cannot stand this woman. I always thought that the US (my country) created the worst media sluts, but it's actually England that has the worst. And this chick proves it. She's so disgusting looking, with her fake orange tan & fake titties & major plastic surgeries, that she's hard to look at. And, with her trendy porno sized bolt on fake titties, fake book authoring, fake life, fake tan & her trendy sex tape, she's just about the most superficial & lightweight person on planet earth.
I'll tell you why they broke up. They just celebrated her birthday, and he realized she wasn't that age. More to the point, he realized that most of her was a lot younger (ie - implants), and he couldn't deal with it. So, he kicked her slutty skanky ass to the curb & moved on...
No problem Evilshoe... I just like to show off my reading of The Sun! lol.
Yeah, should ring up that number and say we saw her in the Yukon or someplace.... could be the new Waldo... Where's Katie? lol.
Do porn stars and slags get a reverse case of lock jaw so that their mouths fall open when they see a camera? There's something seriously amiss when you have boobs with a bigger number than your I.Q.
She left the kid behind because she's a selfish evil twat who doesn't want her PR parade interrupted by her handicapped child. That said, he's probably much happier with the nanny.
Oh, and Peter probably met the love of HIS life - the pool boy. He just couldn't take her cell-phone-up-the-coochie, giant-cantaloupe-tits ways anymore.
I can't wait to see her at fifty. She'll be tight as a drum, her tits will be the size of basketballs, and she'll be running around in barely there minis and humping high school boys.
jd.xy, thanks for the article.
Did you see at the end it says:
Have you seen Jordan? If you know where she is call 020 7782 4100.
LOL
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Dick happens! - MK
Yeah the dude in the pic is a sausage lover.... See the story in that reputable piece of high brow journalism, the Sun: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/article2425002.ece
Peter is no first prize but Jordan/Katie is just vile beyond words. He's better off without the twat.
Joe S: I'd like to quote Frybread just below you: "You can't make a whore into a housewife." hahaha
Jordan will leave Harvey at home unless he really has to be moved because he's in school (the other two are too young) and because he's happier at home in a settled routine.
Junior and Princess would have had a better time of it with Peter rather than Jordan, at least he plays with them and obviously adores them.
I would say this is a publicity stunt though. Jordan will do anything to get in the papers and has been failing dismally of late. I would say this is 99% just to get headlines.
If by 1% it is not, then they are doing it because Peter finally has had enough of being treated so badly by her.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:16am.
I'd bet Peter Andre has nothing to worry about from the guy in the sweater-vest. He's more Peter's type than Katie's. In any event, Peter's shocked that Katie's a slut? I thought that was a given
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The Mail quoted him from his autobiography a while back; He talked about her out-of-control drinking and how slutty she gets w/ other guys and how it doesn't *help* their marriage. Uh huh.
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You can't make a whore into a housewife.
I think MK is pretty much the only one who covers these losers...I am still not sure what they even do and what relevance do they even have on either side of the pond...is not like they are major British celebrities either. Who cares!
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Given the fact that their whole relationship is staged, and the fact that Jordan is saying that she doesn't want the relationship to be over in public statements, THIS IS A FUCKING STUNT! They weren't getting any attention over here in the US so they are stirring this shit up now. They are forever partners in attention-whoring! I swear they are going to get back together after creating some drama about this and do like a thousand interviews about how they are "making it work again". If they don't get back together, I guess that means the contract is up.
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i have never heard of either of them. but she looks like garbage.
you've just been violated!
She is so gross. Seriously. GROSS!
They should stay together. That way, they don't spoil two households.
Submitted by Teddy Rubskin on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:45am.
She looks like Mrs. Butterworths slut grand-daughter
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Hey now, Mrs. B is trying to keep that on the Down Low!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Ugh. She used to be such a pretty girl, and then she turned herself into.... that. Gross. Harvey's better off without the ho.
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I'm sure he knew what a whore she was before they married.
I'd bet Peter Andre has nothing to worry about from the guy in the sweater-vest. He's more Peter's type than Katie's. In any event, Peter's shocked that Katie's a slut? I thought that was a given.
Yawn. Publicity stunt.
If it wasn't a publicity stunt, she wouldn't have left Harvey.
Maybe Jordan and Peter set this whole thing up, so that they can have a teary reunion, and then Jordan's ghostwriter can turn it into gold by writing a book about it.
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LOL at the picture being labeled Jordanbeingadrunkslut.jpg
I dont even know who these two are or what their claim to fame is. And I am too lazy to google.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Peter just wanted a reason - any reason- to leave those devastating titty balls!
He'll fry in hell for his decision.
Team Katie!!
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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....*sending the cherubs to protect Harvey....cos no one is protecting him...except hired help and they don't love Harvey*
She looks like Mrs. Butterworths slut grand-daughter
noooooooooo! poor harvey! i knew the whole harvey thing was for show! she never loved him! :*-o
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man, that sucks. i'm just disappointed that there won't be anymore shows.
Harvey is the best ever.
MK, Thanks for giving a shit about Harvey. Poor Harvey would be better off being raised by all of us here on D-Listed.
I'd TF her till she started talking.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:47am.
"If I was him I wouldn't want to be married to that either.....imagine her in a few years, she'll be looking like an old leather bag!"
Heh, she will?? She already does, she already does.
Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:28am.
I had no idea you could get tanning lotion in Grilled Teriyaki.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
And seriously, Harvey is too hot for either of them. He needs to divorce himself from that family because he is better than them.
Are there more pictures, because these aren't even that bad. She is probably just yelling in this guys ear because the music is loud. You can't even tell if here arms is around him or not even touching him. If Pete broke it off because of this that is very immature. He should have spoke to her about the pics first. This is probably like when they find something really stupid to fire you for because they were just looking for any excuse to get rid of you.
After seeing them in action on Graham Norton a couple weekends ago & how horribly she talked to him, it's no surprise. She's atrocious.
Leaving Harvey behind, there is just no excuse! How could she!
HARVEY!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I had no idea you could get tanning lotion in Grilled Teriyaki.
I hate Jordan becaues..... she leaves precious Harvey behind, but I guess he's better off without her. I'm sure that nanny loves him.
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"Hahaha....you are eating my caca and paying for it. Meeeeow." No gracias. MK
Submitted by Paquita on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:15am.
Thanks shut thesmurf Thanks, it's been hard specially today. But I'm keeping busy.
Hell yeah, lets hate on Jordan the whore :)
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Donald Trump and Hugh Hefner need to raze an island where all these overly-surgerized skanks (Coco, Shauna Sands, Katie Price, etc) can go once they reach THAT age. After all, it's their fault more than most men that we have to flip through the magazines every day and see TupperWare temptresses.
Hell, no one has to worry about them drowning with those over-priced floatation devices bolted on their chests!
Skankonia Island!
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