Tuesday, May 12th 2009
FINALLY: Dolph Lundgren's Peen!
There's been a lot of tittay and pussay on this site lately, so now I finally, finally, FINALLY have some dick for you courtesy of Dolph Lundgren! Don't act like you haven't been praying for this moment ever since laying eyes on his Swedish ass in the He-Man movie.
Tabloid Prodigy got a pic of Dolph with his little Orko out on the Mexican Rivera. Obviously, his little peen friend wasn't ready for its close-up. It's shy! That being said, I'd still dip that shit in lingonberry jam and hit it. Enough of this teasing, the peen is after the jump. But let me warn you that you might get a craving for a mini-pig-in-a-blanket with extra cheese, so be aware of that. JUMP!!!
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OMG OMG OMG OMG ...Dolph was my wet dream during puberty....I watched and wet myself to that He-man movie over 100 times....now I finally see that cock in all it's glory...yummy que rico Papi!!!!
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Damn i didnt know these people were so penis obsessed!
Dolph Lundgren is not circumcised. Idiots.
It looks surprisingly attractivey considering it is not ready for action.
well that's a nice lookin' dick.
i'm more concerned about the shape his pubic hair has taken. it looks like a heart. don't do that.
Swedish meat and Swedish meatballs! Bork, bork, bork!
Not bad considering all the anabolic steroids he's undoubtedly abused.
Ladies lets remember the rule of shrinkage. He just got out of that cold ocean water. I bet he is at least a full thick 8 after seeing me naked. ;)
I's loves Harpo but I'd kill em dead before I let him hit me.
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niiice....and he isnt even hard.
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grace jones had this, so it has be all good...besides, the tag speaks for itself...
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Looks nice and thick.
I'd hit it.
mmmm..how DID I miss this? I really have to pay more attention when I'm scrolling thru DL.
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I'd say Dolph's is rather big flaccid and probably also big when erect, too.
thats a foreign cock if i do say so, for its not been touched by jews with clippers!
"The More You Know, The Less You Need"
Looks like he's got some girth.
Damn. That's pretty hot.
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do all the 14 year old girls on this thread know that all penises are not erect 24 hours a day?
And that an unimpressive schlong might sometimes grow into something very large and scary?
Jeez.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 3:41pm.
Hell, I didn't get past the title before I was looking everywhere for the JUMP!!!!! link!
His little firefighter in a helmet looks like it might be a grower.
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Firefighter in a helmet. Oh my God. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I loved the He-Man movie as a kid, and I still have a VHS copy of it.
He was quite hot back in the day, but now he is a little too old for me to be attracted to him ...His balls look so high, like he had some sort of weird testicle lift & his peen is resting on top of them kind of oddly...It just looks strange & unappealing to me...something looks off about the color of it too, it looks grey & sickly to me...Maybe I just need to see it excited.
Hell, I didn't get past the title before I was looking everywhere for the JUMP!!!!! link!
His little firefighter in a helmet looks like it might be a grower.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 2:29pm.
Oh wow. Will you marry me?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
I wanted to do him when he was w/Grace and I want to do him now....looks perfect to me.
Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 2:22pm.
He's a grower because Grace Jones wouldn't have touched it otherwise. You just know that size matters to her.
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Totally right.
I bet they compared each others' shlongs too :D
They all look so silly when they're flacid. Frankly, they should be kept hidden until they get chubby.
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Fine, since you asked for it. Prepare to have poon afire!
This is obviously a female-dominated post, so take notes sluts. You won't hear it like this often!
1) Some men are growers AND showers. So unless Dolph has driven into your future birth canal, you cannot say what he's packing from this pic. It's all about aesthetics.
2) Men do look at other men in the shower, regardless of sexual orientation, because they always want to know how they compare to other men.
3) When men grab on their balls in the most strange places, sometimes? Sometimes? It is necessary, so give your (in)significant other a break! But that is occasionally. If he's always grabbing down there, you might want to find another fucka to fuck!
4)To those complaining about him manscaping? Some of you might as well suck on weedwhackers after trimming Candy Spelling's mansion, because that is what you are liable to get if he doesn't shed the fur forest down there!
5) After all the steroids Dolph did back in the day (and don't get it twisted, because he DID) he may not be able to get it up as often or as stiff as some of you hope he can.
But alas, sluts, carry on with your wishful, lustful, and skankeresque thinking!
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It ain't the meat, it's the motion.....Hell yes I'd do him.......
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
Anti-climatic indeed, man. What a disapointment. I have always liked this dude because he looks so manly, but now.. I don't know.
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He's a grower because Grace Jones wouldn't have touched it otherwise. You just know that size matters to her.
GODDDAMNIT DOESN'T HE KNOW HE'S IN MEXICO. His little piggy in a blanket is going to get SWINE FLU.
I'm willing to bet he is a grower. No way a man that hot can have a vienna sausage once aroused...I mean, come on...with that said, I'd still fellate him. If all else fails, he can stick it in my butt and I won't even cry about it! He looks damned good for 52!
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talk about anticlimatic
that's grand MK, i needed this to get my mind off the everyday bullshit since beer and Jameson couldn't do the job today
Submitted by Dallas on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 1:37pm.
Um, Since you could become a pepaw at 52?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
zzzzzz.....
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Looks fine to me!
He's even done his manscaping.
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Fuck his age! This man is hotness!
Wow. I should have worked out harder earlier.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 1:22pm.
but- aren't all guys growers? they're not all walking around with 7" hard-ons all the time.
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No, some guys are growers, some guys are show-ers. Some guys walk around with a limp 7 inches that only gets hard but not longer. Some guys walk around with a tiny little nub that surprises you and gets hard AND much longer.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
? Wasn't this on here a day or two ago in Morning Wood or Afternoon Crumbs?
by the power of Grayskull!
thats it.
When did "52" become pepaw age?
Looks like a penis to me.
Boring.
Submitted by bitchette on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 1:22pm.
but- aren't all guys growers? they're not all walking around with 7" hard-ons all the time.
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Yeah, I was going to say the same thing but I didn't know how to say it without sounding cocky. LOL!
I was going to say something like, "Well, I'm pretty sure it can't possibly shrink.." (when hard, of course)
It's one thing for everyone to have an opinion on penis size due to the fact that we know what we are used to.
It's another thing to insinuate that someone is promiscuous just because they stated that this man's dick is small.
His dick is small imo. You're used to what you're used to. I'm used to a man's shaft being able to cover up some parts of his balls. Sue me.
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 1:21pm.
Dolph is no dumb blonde, he has a chemical engineering degree.
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He can engineer my chemicals any time!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Somebody mentioned Dolph is 52? Looks good to me.
I don't think it's bad at all. Not huge or anything, but def. looks decent and like a grower.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 1:20pm.
I could say MANY things after seeing that pic and reading the comments you sluts left, but I will refrain from a rant but I will only say this...
Some of you sluts are obviously deprived if this is setting your poons a-blaze!
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Don't refrain. Let it out!
And my poon is not a-blaze. My opinion was a cursory study of Dolph's tackle. Hey, it's cute.
The man can't strut around with a towel rack, now can he? At a nude beach, that's considered a bit gauche. Only amateurs strut around with their tackle up.