Tuesday, May 12th 2009

KFed Is Hongray For More Money

When Oprah offered a free grilled chicken lunch for one day only, the site went down in a quick minute. All signs point to KFed, because he was probably refreshing and printing like crazy! Homeboy needs to get as much free chicken as he can since he's basically running out of cash. How does Brit Brit expect a stoner like KFed to get in his 50,000 calories a day on only $40k a month?! Triflin'!

A source tells the National Enquirer (via MSNBC) that KFed gets $40k a month including $20k for the Cheetolings, but it's still not enough for him. KFed is pouring BBQ sauce over that money and devouring it up! Both figuratively and literally! The source went on to say, “Kevin has blown through millions of dollars. When he and Britney divorced, Kevin continued the superstar lifestyle, and he spends all the money that he gets. Kevin can't afford the rent, his help, the food and the booze it takes to keep up his home."

Daddy Spears better open up Brit's wallet and pay up, because when KFed gets the hongaries in a serious way, there's no telling what he's going to do! One of the Cheetolings could accidentally spill hot sauce on his shirt and GULP. Gone within seconds.

Here's KFed and his piece terrorizing the streets of Vancouver yesterday. "I want mo monies and pie!"

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gia's picture

You greedy, lazy fuck get a job...Didnt he used to work as a dancer & a model?! Unfortunately, judging by how he has aged so hard, his modeling days are over & now that he so fat dancing is out too, but I am sure there is something out there he can do to whore himself out.

angry_secretary's picture

this looks like a "two a-holes..." SNL skit. two a-holes terrorize vancouver.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/19272/saturday-night-live-two-a-holes-buying-a...

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is this real life?
why is this happening to me?
is this going to be forever...

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All his kids are victims. The women are dumb and he's dumber, fat, with a gutter mentality!.

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TheBreakdown's picture

This white trash lazy ass bitch tried to call himself a dancer for the longest time. As a dancer, I am appalled to even share the same field with this wannabe bastard.

Judging from the photos above, he's been dancing at In & Out!

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There are people in today's world that would kill for that money so I don't feel sorry for him whatsoever if this is true.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:51pm.

Hey Tigerlils! You remind me of the old joke about the guy who was walking along and found a lantern. When he rubbed it a genie came out and offered him one wish. But he must not have understood, because that's not what he meant when he asked for a little head!

BA-DUM! Try the waitress! Tip the veal!

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lara's picture

Kevin is working ...he is filming a movie in Vancouver..that's why he is there in these pics. maybe it's twilight....hahah the twilight fans would go crazy...

K-fag is an unbelievable loser. He grabs some trailer trash twat worth millions (dumping his pregnant girlfriend to be with her), then marries & dumps her (after they have 2 kids). He divorces her & gets MILLIONS in the settlement. And, what does the dumbass rapper wannabe do with his ill gotten gains? Invest you say? Put money away for his future? Nope - HE BLOWS THROUGH THE MONEY, SPENDING IT ON BLING, DOPE, HOOKERS & HIS "ENTOURAGE". Stupid dumbass is now apparently broke & wants more from SLUTney.

What a fucking loser. Assholes like him make me want to do an "Untouchables" on him - beat him upside his head with a baseball bat...

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Fat K-Fed ain't workin' fer me...His head too small to sit atop his behemoth whale blubber mound of a body...Nope, K-Fed can't carry his chunk...It's all in the head, people. If you head stay skinny while your body get fat, that means yo' ass wasn't never sposeta be fat in the first place. Word.
Shitney's head could carry her chunk. That bitch is meant to be a bit thick. K-Fed's head say NO THE FUCK WAY!

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I think his new name should be KFC-Fed.

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K-Fed and Shar weren't married, right? So all he has to do is support his kids with her in accord with their needs and his ability to support them. Only the spousal support he gets from Brits (not the child support she pays him) is considered income in determining what he owes Shar's kids.

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If Wellfed was in Vancity then it's a given that he sampled the local produce.

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K-Fed is truly the Biggest Loser in every sense of the word. Britney has a serious mental illness yet she still manages to work for a living, pay for her kids, and do the best she can. What has K-Fed ever done other than sit on his a** and use the kids to extort money from her?? I can't stand this tramp and I look forward to the day that he crawls back under his rock.

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On topic: What kind of job could he get, realistically?

Maybe, he can do whatever he was doing before he hit the jackpot. I am not a Britney Spears fan by any means...LET ME REPEAT THAT: I AM NOT A BRITNEY SPEARS FAN BY ANY MEANS. But, it is not her job to support him. Child support is to support the children. As long as the law allow people to use innocent children like this, it will continue to happen. I just find it crazy that he can't live on 40K. That Simmons guy pay turkey neck thousands of dollars a month for two damn kids and that is fucking ridiculous.
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This guy is an ass on so many levels. I will never believe he sought custody of his kids because he really cared about them. It just seems to much of a coincident that the very month his alimony was to be up, he decided to seek custody. I feel so sorry for those kids because they are being raised by complete idiots. He is just as crazy as Britney. I wonder how often he sees his other kids? You know, the ones he doesn't get paid to take care of.

Also, whenever I see an unemployed guy, I do not think 'YOU'RE A LOSER!' For me, it is easy to tell the difference between a man like K-fed and a man that is simple between jobs.
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(Laughs)
I can just picture Kevin w/ a plate of $50's swimming in ranch dressing!
Poor thing, divorce is tough...but, he is obviously eating his way thru pain! LMAO! Put down the fork, doll!

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Hey Asshole! Most people in this world get along on 40K a YEAR!!!

That plus the job you need to get should see you nicely.

You are not a super-anything, much less a super star, so stop trying to live like one!

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well...alls i know is that when i used to *ahem* smoke the weed and sat around eating chips all day, my lazy ass got good and fat too...
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Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 6:42pm.

Seriously. People like this disgust me. Shit like THIS is why that girl still has to tour, so she can pay K-fed all this money that he doesn't deserve. And hasn't he been taking trips with his new girlfriend? Get off your Michelin Man ass and get a job like the rest of us. God. It's like he and my exhub are the same person. Except my exhubby isn't a douchebag.

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I'm not defending K-Fed, but she gave up custody and agreed to pay. She could've kept her kids, got some therapy, and skipped the tour instead.

Seriously. People like this disgust me. Shit like THIS is why that girl still has to tour, so she can pay K-fed all this money that he doesn't deserve. And hasn't he been taking trips with his new girlfriend? Get off your Michelin Man ass and get a job like the rest of us. God. It's like he and my exhub are the same person. Except my exhubby isn't a douchebag.

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STINKY BRIEFS! LOL! Sounds like a white rapper from Des Moines or something.

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this guy must have an ANACONDA under his stinky briefs, 'cause I don't know how a two-neurones brain woman can just look at him..The Sperminator must be awesome, really awesome

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Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 6:10pm.

havent you heard....KFC is givin it away for free!

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Apparently much the same way that you give your ass away free to every Tom, Dick and Anal Prolapse.

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Yeah right! I am sure you roll your eyes like eveyone else at my posts!

Just kidding, I don't know if you are poking fun at me or not, so I will just take it as a compliment! : )
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OH NO - I mean it! It's as though your a transformer or something. Like watching a kitten turn into a saber-tooth tiger whose face is smeared with blood.

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fucking lowlife k-fed.

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Submitted by _meh_ on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 6:04pm.

well, weed beer and chicken wings are expensive these days.
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Not the chicken.

havent you heard....KFC is givin it away for free!

well, weed beer and chicken wings are expensive these days.

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Submitted by guest on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 5:37pm.

this entire situation is so wrong on every level. poor britney.

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Poor Britney? Poor Sean & Jayden more like.

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plus he's getting fat and dumpy like edward furlongish

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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 5:41pm.
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 5:38pm.

I love it when you go off.

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Yeah right! I am sure you roll your eyes like eveyone else at my posts!

Just kidding, I don't know if you are poking fun at me or not, so I will just take it as a compliment! : )

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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How much does money does the whore bring in? The female one.

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Trudat, Sugaroo.

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Why doesn't he make another platinum rap album to keep the paper rollin in ?
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Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 5:38pm.

I love it when you go off.

I am not a Brit Brit fan by any means, but KFed is a slime ball asshole con man. Parenting skills? Oh yeah, when they are handy for him to get extra money out of her. Parenting skills, when he pays nannies to take care of them. Both Brit and KFed have less parenting skills than an alley cat. He is as bat shit crazy as Britney is, he just hid his drug and alcohol abuse better because he had his eye on the prize.

He is a piece of shit and he is no better parent to those kids than she is. I doubt he takes care of the one's he has with that woman he was with before Britney. Anyone that thinks he is a good parent needs to serious ly re-think that.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

girl_cheese's picture

It is different for men vs. women and being unemployed. Last time I was between jobs I didn't mind saying, "Yeah, I'm unemployed right now/not working." But when a guy says that it's like, "You're a LOSER! I'll bet you're living with your parents, aren't ya?" That's our cultural stuff.

On topic: What kind of job could he get, realistically?

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this entire situation is so wrong on every level. poor britney.

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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 5:21pm.

AND... one thing I've always wondered about... where does he get the money from to pay support for his other children? From Britney? That would truly be slimey.

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AHHHHHH HA! Who says he does????
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 5:16pm.

Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 5:11pm.

The only reason I'm team K-Fred is I want him to bleed that bitch dry and he "seems" to understand parenting. (putting the kids on a schedule, etc)
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*puts on boxing gloves* Oh? And what about his children with Shar? She can't pay him to babysit them so they stay with her! You can bet your bippy that if Shar had money, K-Fed would be bleeding her as well! NYAH!
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AND... one thing I've always wondered about... where does he get the money from to pay support for his other children? From Britney? That would truly be slimey.

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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 5:11pm.

The only reason I'm team K-Fred is I want him to bleed that bitch dry and he "seems" to understand parenting. (putting the kids on a schedule, etc)
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*puts on boxing gloves* Oh? And what about his children with Shar? She can't pay him to babysit them so they stay with her! You can bet your bippy that if Shar had money, K-Fed would be bleeding her as well! NYAH!

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Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 5:06pm.
IMO too many people confuse "want" with "need".

Amen sister. Too many people also confuse "deserving" with "earning." My brother's wife is a prime example. She'll beg my parents for money because they're "so broke" and "can't afford to feed the kids," yet they bought a flat screen TV for their bedroom. And they spend hundreds on professional pics of the kids each year. And she refuses to work. She thinks they are entitled to nice things, yet she won't get off of her fat ass to actually work for them.

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The only reason I'm team K-Fred is I want him to bleed that bitch dry and he "seems" to understand parenting. (putting the kids on a schedule, etc)

Other than that. I really don't care for him. I just want him to take down the Shitters.

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Hey KFat - you idiot trailer pig. Should've planned better eh? *durr*
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Where he's walking is across the street from my office building.

mike's picture

I'm still Team K-fed all the way, though "...booze it takes to keep up his home." confuses me.

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is he starting to look like Mike Love??? He could jam with the Beach Boys.

angel_i, I like your new avvie.

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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 5:03pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:56pm.
Old habits die very hard.
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Zackly - I left home at 14 and have spent most of my life dirt poor. Even through the periods I have had a bit of money I've been a cheap bitch. I never had credit (that is to say, I've never had a credit card, I've had some informal credit in my day but, even school - I put myself through school with cash) - I think that has a lot to do with it. I look at the price of some things and I think - you know what? No one would EVER spend that much money on this or that if they had to pay cash for it. They'd see, like I do, that it's just ridic to even consider it.

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IMO too many people confuse "want" with "need". Sometimes my husband gets exasperated with me because I question prices but he's never not had money so he doesn't get it.

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