Tuesday, May 12th 2009
Debbie Gibson AND Lorenzo Lamas In A Movie Together? HEAVEN!
Debbie Gibson finally found the crown jewel in her illustrious career! Debbie is the star of the direct-to-DVD masterpiece Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus!
This cinematic wonder is brought to you by the director of The Mary Kay Letourneau Story, Wild Things 2 and La Cucaracha, so you know it's in fine hands. AND Lorenzo "I've Licked Shauna Sand's Elegant Lucite Pearl" Lamas is also in it! Slap your taint, because this isn't a dream. It's real life!
And you know the shark has this. I mean, he eats the Golden Gate bridge and shit. I already can't wait for the sequel: Mega Shark vs. Vadge's Roidy-Cooze.
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My God! This makes "Shark Attack 3: Megalodon" look like an Oscar winner.
I'm still going to rent it, though. I love cheesy monster movies.
this looks like a fine, fine movie & i can't wait to see it.
but couldn't they have done with a CGI debbie gibson instead?
I'm sorry Lorenzo WHOOOOOOOO? I believe his Dlisted names should be as followed:
1) the exiled prince of Lucite (there will never be an emperor.... for Shauna rules her Lucite Empire alooooooooone)
2) the former Mr. Shauna Sand
3) the seed that planted Shauna's lucite child garden
4) that dude who would be DListed royalty if still married to the Empress of Lucite....
5) You look mahvelous jr.
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YES!!! Thank you for bringing this to our attention. It might even surpass Shark Attack 3: Megalodon!
It might be a step up from Sci Fi's Man-thing.
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I smell Oscar! Oh wait, that's just Debbie's career rotting in the dumpster.
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I will watch this...yes..Bacardi and Coke in hand..
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
For the true alcohol connoisseurs, this would be a drink game of epic proportions,just drink every time you see Debra's (fuck it Debbie's ) career die a little in every scene.
Or just drink when u see the fucking shark or ocotpus....
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
this shit is for real? and it didn't makes millions? no way...
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This is not a joke, there's a poster for this movie on Deborah's website.
She and Lorenzo went together for 4 months, so I guess it seems logical, since they still get along, that they would do a movie together.
BEST PART - 0:52
the tentacle comes out of the seeeea and BAM explodes the plane!
awww sharkey and octopussyyyy, i hope they sing a duet of 'foolish beat' to each other at the end
I better call my mom and tell her to be careful on the Golden Gate from now on!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Wow her career has come down to this.
"Doing my thing with an '89 swing"
...CHA CHA CHA
Regarding the 'sequel': I'm sure the shark is no match for Vadge's roidy cooze!
What fucking year is this, they can't get better CGI-heads for that? Come on already... I was smellin' the damn popcorn!
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Didn't this Gibson woman retire to raise a family and shit?
What the fuck is it with people no going AWAY!? Electric youth your ass outta of our faces already, bitch.
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La Cucaracha. Really? Have not seen it.
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She's flat and that's that!
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Our very own La Cucaracha aka all her other names, has her very own movie out? WOW! She never even mentioned it! I never knew she was so humble!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Wow..this is some desperate ass shit.
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I'm a bit disappointed. They could have invited Gozilla and that huge Eddie Murphy statue to join in the fights.....I guess the budget was tight.
snakes on a plane this is not.
neither is it the Host. Fucking loved the host.
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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
I'm guessing this was rejected by the Sci-Fi Channel.
*** pops popcorn.. ties noose ***
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This cinematic wonder is brought to you by the director of The Mary Kay Letourneau Story, Wild Things 2 and La Cucaracha,...
La Cuch eh? this explains SO much.
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geez, laaaame movie. straight to dvd walmart bin
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Isn't there a fucking crisis going on? what's the point of wasting money on z-movies?/. I'm sick and tired of those "monster" b-movies.
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So, uh, these two sea creatures are so big they can attack a 747 that is 35,000 feet in the air?? And Lorenzo Lamas and Deborah Gibson are STARRING in this movie? Okay!! I'm a believer. But, rather than making it for DVD, why didn't they just make it for the SciFi Channel and save a step? These are questions that will never be answered, I'm sure.
Debbie Gibson looks HWAT
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OH! NO NO NO!
It was only in my dreams!
As real as it may it may SEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!
It was only in my dreams!
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Only in my dreams...
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What, Rilla in Minilla. Eh? Educate me.
That film prooves to be a fatality.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:35pm.
Well!
I got nothing.
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Yeah. Me neither. This is why MK is brill.
I watched the trailer, all I heard was:
Shake your love
I just can't shake your love
Shake your love
I just can't shake your love
Shake your love
I just can't shake your love
Shake your love
I just can't shake your love
This thing looks so bad that people are saying it's an internet hoax. Sharks jumping out of the ocean and eating 747s and all that, not hiring Lorenzo Lamas and "Deborah" Gibson.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 4:38pm.
Did anyone see Megalodon? That thing was horrendous. AND had a Backstreet Boy in it.
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No but I read the "Meg" series by Steve Alten! Sheeit, Jaws ain't got nothing on Angel!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Did anyone see Megalodon? That thing was horrendous. AND had a Backstreet Boy in it.
Super Big Fishy VS. Squidy Slimy Thing!
Really.... REALLY... really... REAlly... reaLLY... ReAlLy... rEaLlY.... R-E-A-L-L-Y
It will be on SciFi next month - and I WILL watch it because I am a loser. Ha!
Well!
I got nothing.
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Oh MK, don't you know Debbie is refined now, she prefers to be called Debra.
LOL whatever Debbie Gibson...
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Dick happens! - MK