Kanye West Is Mad At Twitter!
I could almost feel Kanye West's MacBook Air breaking while reading his latest LOLrant about Twitter. Kanye slapped his peen on the CAPS-LOCK key and went fucking at it. Blink a few hundred times before reading, because it's been a while.
(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER... WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I'M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I'M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I'M NOT AND I'M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN'T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT... THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN'T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT'S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW .... WHY? ... BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!
You know what my favorite part is? It's the beginning part in the parenthesis! It's like he's whispering to all of us before he opens his chest and throws his wrath down on the SQUID BRAINS at Twitter. Kanye is oh-so gentle when he needs to be.
But Gay Fish is totally right. This is some BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT and a FUCKING FARCE! Twitter should devote an entire department to this issue. And Mr. Twitterfucker himself, Ashton Kutcher, should head this project! The Twitter world should not continue to spin until all fradulanet Kanyes have been shut down. BECAUSE HIS CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!! And his ass is fucking CRAZY!
Twitter is utterly ridiculous, who the fuck cares what you are doing every minute of the day. The egos are way way off and totally delusional. Fucking internet and people dont mix well sometimes. Twitter will die soon, it will be a fad that had its 15 minutes and is no longer interesting. I cant be bothered with it.
Twitter is fuckin stupid. This is the first and probably only time I have/will agree with Kanye.
Whatever happened to privacy? People are so fuckin desperate for attention they will get it anyway they can.
Twitter....kid's stuff for immature asshats with nothing better to do. As my friends say, "Twitter is so last year."
I agree.
Kanye STFU and throw yourself in front of a freight train already you pile of shit.
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At least he doesn't Twitter?
"I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I'M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE."
OKAY WOW!
5%, THAT'S REALLY SPECIFIC!
OKAY JUMP!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I love fish dicks, Kanye.
Ugh. I love Kanye. WHY?!
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I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get-NOFX
GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
i really cannot believe we're talking about this person
this twitterfucker is designing for vuitton, can you believe that? that an asshole like him is given that opportunity?
have a lobotomy, kanye, and twitter shall no longer disturb you
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 6:26am.
I KNOW, RIGHT?
the only people who deserve to think the world revolves around them are 4 year olds.. trust me, I have one!
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What a self-absorbed imbecile to think the management of Twitter knows or cares whether he has an account.
He really thinks the world revolves around him.
He is mistaken!
I'm sure it's already been mentioned, since I'm late to the party, but I love how he used "there" instead of "their" in the middle of bragging about how creatively busy he is and how he's basically to cool for twitter. lol
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Once again, there's a pic of this freaking douchebag looking like the "angry black man". I can't freaking stand him. Twitter is pretty freaking stupid, too. Who the hell cares what somebody is doing every freaking minute of the freaking day?
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Something has got to hold it together. I’m saying my prayers to Elmer, the Greek god of glue.
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bitch be KRAZY!!!
If he took a moment to think about why so many people feel the urge to make false accounts in his name he might actually learn something. This guy is so overconfident and arrogant that he doesn't need anyone else to make him look like a fool.
This bitch is apparently not too busy to constantly RANT and WHINE.
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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
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I soooo feel you Kandy West. What moron has the time to pretend to be you? You could not have known that these annoyances would accompany fame. How could you have predicted this when you worked so hard to become a household name? Sure you have houses, cars, cash, vacations, women, financial freedom and so much more. But that does not matter when some schmuck is twittering under the alias Kandy West. Poor Kandy West.
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angel_i on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:27pm.
Fuck off, zomay! Did I ask you for your opinion?
Are your momjeans giving you an itchy cameltoe or what? Google me, you dumb fuck!
Since Kanye is so busy being creative, maybe he can use his creativity to learn how to spell. I figure he either twittered something stupid or embarassing or he wants more followers so he creates fake drama by claiming someone else is posing as him. Who would want to pose as him . . . aside from a chipmunk or someone with an abscess on both sides of their mouth?
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 12:05am.
Well, you can't just tease the pic then pull away, can you? Nite! ZZZZzzzzz
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:51pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:47pm.
So that's a long-winded way of saying, "Yes, I'll post the pic on MS"? Why, thanks, you.
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OMG FINE!
But I have it tomorrow - I'm SO dead tired after this long, long internet journey after my LONG R/T day! Yeesh!
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 11:47pm.
So that's a long-winded way of saying, "Yes, I'll post the pic on MS"? Why, thanks, you.
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:51pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:36pm.
Facebook is freaking me out - my old friends from gradeschool found some SCANDALOUS pictures of me from then...I had bigger hair that the 'FRO lady
I'd say that needs to go on MySpace, no? Donbe shy.... *poke*
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Yeah, right! It took me a while to figure out why I would need ALL of these accounts...and the one I came up with? So I can keep shit separate:) Those are all my hometown homeys - you guys are my homeys abroad (so to speak)...it's already a freaking nightmare - i got 3 accounts over there (i was just lost there right now) and ONE of them is NAUGHTY (I have a bunch of naughty friends) and all them people keep tryna friend up my straight "hey - long time, no see" account AND my current "more-like-work-but-really-friends-networking" account. They are very annoying. But only cuz I'm ignoring them right now - I don't time for all that DRAH-MA! OMG! It's a fucking nightmare I tell you!
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Even if he was on twitter, I wouldn't follow him anyways.
You hot sluts can follow me at bauergirl21 =D
::"You backstabbing two-timing scallywag! And as God as my witness, I will never shampoo your hair again!" - Blanche Deveraux::
kanye shouldn't twit because he's a fucking first class twat!
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i have to say - that is fupe of twitter to allow that.
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
moosh
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:36pm.
Facebook is freaking me out - my old friends from gradeschool found some SCANDALOUS pictures of me from then...I had bigger hair that the 'FRO lady
I'd say that needs to go on MySpace, no? Donbe shy.... *poke*
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:24pm.
Smooches back, James Haven! What a gyp for Bradley to steal your Mary Kay gift certificate and try to pawn it off as a real gift!
Hang in there. I have a feeling you will soon come out of the shadows to take your rightful place in the pantheon of stars!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:39pm.
is this James Haven guy for real?! if so, happy belated birfday.
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Of course James Haven is for real? Says so on his birthday certificate!
Nice meeting you and thank you for your birthday wishes!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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is this James Haven guy for real?! if so, happy belated birfday.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:31pm.
Thanks Tiger! You always know how to cheer a guy up.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:24pm.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:18pm.
SmOOches Deb. Thanks for the birthday wishes. James Haven was given a gift certificate for a Mary Kay makeover from Brad. That wouldn't have been so bad if he had not gotten the certificate out of James Haven's office!
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Psssht...Jamesies, keep your chin up and your beenie cap tight. NOBODY at DListed is even going to acknowledge Brad's birfday....pfft! We spit on Pitt!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:19pm.
Didja get a nice big smootchy wet kiss for your birfday?
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Just from Uncle Dusty.
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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:18pm.
SmOOches Deb. Thanks for the birthday wishes. James Haven was given a gift certificate for a Mary Kay makeover from Brad. That wouldn't have been so bad if he had not gotten the certificate out of James Haven's office!
Angie has not been herself lately with all this ruthless behavior from Brad so James Haven does not blame her for forgetting is birthday.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Twitter will be history as soon as something new comes along. And the very name...Twitter. Perhaps those who tell us everything they're doing every second of the day should be called Twits.I'll stick to Facebook.
Hilarious DevilGirl!!
Gotta go, I'm gonna get hollawd at. Beverly Hills Chihuahuas!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:15pm.
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Freakin' hilarious. Didja get a nice big smootchy wet kiss for your birfday?
Gawd. I went to a restaurant at a resort for the first time in the longest time and the ladies' room had actual guest towels instead of PAPER!! I miss old world courtesies.
Ciao kidz! We're all alright!
My favorite parts were the beginning and the ending actually. They both made me LOL. I swear the man's a giant in his own mind, he's quite DELUSIONAL (ah CAPS make everything more CRAZY!)
I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury.
James Haven! Happy belated birthday, hon! I hope Angie and Brad were good to you this year!
LALALALALALALALALA-Will...not...read...Kuntye's...inane...rant!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
bmitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:02pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:46pm.
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Fascinating. Thanks for the 411/911 on BOTS. I never really knew what they were or how they acted. Kinda like spiders/crawlers?
Have you ever done a Google search on your Dlisted name + Dlisted? BAM. Everything you ever said is right thar!!
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Haha! I just googled my dlisted name and came upon a thing where the foolios on Just Jared claimed that TITS and I were the same person and then they were bashing me and TITS over stuff that I never said about the death of Mark Ruffalo's brother! WTF?! I didn't even know I was supposed to be the same person as TITS! I don't even think I commented on Ruffalo's brother's passing and if I did, it wasn't anythihng mean! Maybe I shouldnb't have Googled that, it's just pissed me off!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:10pm.
Well LCT it seems the older James Haven gets...the worse the birthday. Daddy Voight did his best to give James Haven a party and Uncle Dusty looked adorable in that clown suit but James Haven could think of better ways to have spent his birthday.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:00pm.
And let's talk about IMing? WTF is it with guys who IM you, and then 1. don't read ANYTHING you write OR 2. don't WRITE anything? WTF? Don't waste my fucking time, stranger! Donthca know I got five million people to talk to on DListed?!? Yeesh!
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LoL again! i only IM'd for a little while back in 03. I made some friends who spent a lot of time talking about the TEOTWAWKI (The End Of The World As We Know It). I finally had to delete the IM program cuz that thing would be going off all the time from the one gal who was scared of everything.
Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:09pm.
Thank you Mr. President! long time no see how goes it?
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:59pm.
YES! I already KNOW a lot of those kids weren't right! But they totally got me with my two BESTEST FRIENDS EVER - they met up a few weeks ago (they couldn't find me cuz my name has changed a few times - I'm a runner, already;p) and then sent a pic and it was the HUGEST, sweetest flash back - the two of them in that pic...*sigh*...just like old-times...they look great too!
But now some other peeps are hitting me up and I'm like...um...you lookin' a little methed out dude...LOL!
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LOL! You and I are in good company - I legally changed my name twice so far, thinking of going for a third, but I'm conflicted. NONE of it is for fraudulent reasons - that's one of the questions you get on the legal form. The first time was when I got married, the second time when I decided to drop my birth first name. I'm thinking of adding it back because I'm getting ready to apply for grad school and the new name doesns't match the previous transcripts. What a f'g mess. Plus I've thought of other first names I like better. But if anyone really wanted to find me, my brother still lives in the same neighborhood we grew up in. Changing a name is kind a fun, too. There are some people who only know me with the name i have. I HATED my old name.
Eh. The DH is getting ready to put in BEVERLY HILL CHIHUAHUA. His choice right now. I had my choice earlier: 21 Grams (gawd Sean Penn was so hot in a few of those scenes). Given the opportunity, I wouldn't hesitate!! Married or not!
Submitted by MeowMeow on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 10:06pm.
He's just pissed because Kris Allen owned his ass with his version of Heartless.
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O...see now I WASN'T wrong about that! I was a little confused but now I get it! Thanks MeowMeow.
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He's just pissed because Kris Allen owned his ass with his version of Heartless.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:46pm.
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Fascinating. Thanks for the 411/911 on BOTS. I never really knew what they were or how they acted. Kinda like spiders/crawlers?
Have you ever done a Google search on your Dlisted name + Dlisted? BAM. Everything you ever said is right thar!! Reason enough to try to remain as anoneepoo as possible. And for gosh sakes nevah post pictures of yourself that you don't already plan to profit from.
Shit. I was talking to the DH about friends of ours who've had a TUMULTUOUS 3-4 years. I said if I had to give a list of the top 5 people I KNOW most likely to end up on CNN in a bad way, it would be L. for offing his betrothed. It's a match made in HELL. I feel bad for them.
And let's talk about IMing? WTF is it with guys who IM you, and then 1. don't read ANYTHING you write OR 2. don't WRITE anything? WTF? Don't waste my fucking time, stranger! Donthca know I got five million people to talk to on DListed?!? Yeesh!
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:56pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:53pm.
OMG, DiamnondDawg - I'm afeared now!
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LOL. What part? The reunion via Facebook?
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YES! I already KNOW a lot of those kids weren't right! But they totally got me with my two BESTEST FRIENDS EVER - they met up a few weeks ago (they couldn't find me cuz my name has changed a few times - I'm a runner, already;p) and then sent a pic and it was the HUGEST, sweetest flash back - the two of them in that pic...*sigh*...just like old-times...they look great too!
But now some other peeps are hitting me up and I'm like...um...you lookin' a little methed out dude...LOL!
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:53pm.
OMG, DiamnondDawg - I'm afeared now!
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LOL. What part? The reunion via Facebook?
Submitted by Sheeps on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 7:02pm.
Knowing Twitter, they call the "heads of Twitter" something like "Twitter-chiefs."
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Hopefully, they call them HEAD TWAT, ASSOCIATE TWAT, etc.
BTW, WHY TH FUCK DID TWITTER BECOME A THANG ALL OF A SUDDEN WHEN IT'S BEEN AROUND FOR, LIKE, 5 YEARS?????????
WHO PAID A BUNCH OF MONEY TO ADVERTISE THAT POS THING?
Stay off the grid a little. Otherwise the wrong people will come looking for ya!
-surfing the apocalypse since 1989.