Kanye West Is Mad At Twitter!
I could almost feel Kanye West's MacBook Air breaking while reading his latest LOLrant about Twitter. Kanye slapped his peen on the CAPS-LOCK key and went fucking at it. Blink a few hundred times before reading, because it's been a while.
(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER... WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I'M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I'M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I'M NOT AND I'M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN'T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT... THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN'T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT'S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW .... WHY? ... BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!
You know what my favorite part is? It's the beginning part in the parenthesis! It's like he's whispering to all of us before he opens his chest and throws his wrath down on the SQUID BRAINS at Twitter. Kanye is oh-so gentle when he needs to be.
But Gay Fish is totally right. This is some BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT and a FUCKING FARCE! Twitter should devote an entire department to this issue. And Mr. Twitterfucker himself, Ashton Kutcher, should head this project! The Twitter world should not continue to spin until all fradulanet Kanyes have been shut down. BECAUSE HIS CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!! And his ass is fucking CRAZY!
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:40pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:04pm.
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Tits - I have theory that these douche posts from dating sites are in income revenue stream for dlisted.
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It's a bot. Some dude was selling it on the net for supercheap about a year ago. What it CAN do for MK is give him lots of hits so he can get bigger advertisers...but, no - I don't think he's in on it. One day, early morn, the mod played along with me and we cleaned em up one after another...but it's just too fucking taxing to do that all the time.
Basically - you set the bot up to hit 500, 1000, 5000 sites, whatever and you can pick by category - celebs, homelife, kids, whatever...and then it just spams the prechosen sites. That's why it comes in waves like that. If I feel like someone's spending all day restarting the bot, I report - but when there's a wave that comes and goes, I just leave it....might as well. There really just running the bot once and with a roving IP, they're impossible to avoid altogether.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:36pm.
OMG, bitches, Facebook is freaking me out - my old friends from gradeschool found some SCANDALOUS pictures of me from then...I had bigger hair that the 'FRO lady - no lie.
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Yup. I met up with friends from jr/sr high last summer. One of my friends was a cheerleader and she brought like a SUITCASE full of yearbooks, clippings, invitations, and pictures. We spent most of the night at the restaurant talking about the night that Andy showed up dressed as Roland for a Halloween party and a fight broke out. It turns out the straight guys were way more bitchy and competitive than the girls. Then, about 6 mos later, I CUT AND RAN from Facebook when this stalkerish guy from another forum found me.
sheeeeoot...Thought I was scrolling onto P Diddly's fugly, until I got to the mouf and it wasn't hanging open all moufbreffy-like.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:04pm.
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Tits - I have theory that these douche posts from dating sites are in income revenue stream for dlisted. (whispering: i think mk's ok wif it, its an advertising thingy offered by the host server. I can't be sure, it's just a guess...)
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:34pm.
You know what? I just went to twitter and I don't think that achin' puss is the real deal. I think someone's makin' fun...just like Kanye! LOL! I mean the location is...."up my ass"...? Would she really say that?
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Angel, it isn't the real SK, it is someone trying to get under people's skin pretending to be her. No she wouldn't have a photo like that of herself, nor say the stuff on there that is said. Someone is trying to be funny and it was amusing the first day, but the fifty requests since then have become not only annoying but stupid and I wish the person would stop. If they don't I am contacting Twitter to make them stop.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
OMG, bitches, Facebook is freaking me out - my old friends from gradeschool found some SCANDALOUS pictures of me from then...I had bigger hair that the 'FRO lady - no lie.
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Submitted by ReginaGeorge on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:41pm.
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I LOVE "Mean Girls"
RG - are you old enough to remember "Heathers" - a similar-ish theme, 80's style...
You know what? I just went to twitter and I don't think that achin' puss is the real deal. I think someone's makin' fun...just like Kanye! LOL! I mean the location is...."up my ass"...? Would she really say that?
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Kanye's side eye is FIERCE!!
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Jean-Paul Sartre "So that is what hell is. I would never have believed it. You remember: the fire and brimstone, the torture. Ah! the farce. There is no need for torture: hell is other people."
Oh hai errbody!
Submitted by rena5200 on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:02pm.
I am a SEXY and HOT girl from New York,
someday I found a HOT place for u guys, :-----SugarMommaCupid @ C O M ----, if you want- know more big fri-ends,even l-over, please have a try
How about Iam a douche and I cant speak English, @ Idotslikeme.com
stupid MixedFriends thing.this is an international playa hating conference.
James Haven, since we're talking Fiddy, I bet that wasn't pee. Just sayin'.
Spit was flying everywhere. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
THIS IS SOME BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT! is a part of my everyday lexicon. I think if Kanye West leaves us with anything of value it's this. Oh, and WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LET ME BE GREAT?
Jesus, Kanye, bitch about EVERYTHING. You run to your damn computer the day after South Park fucked you up; why shouldn't people think you have a Twitter to constantly talk about yourself? Twitter was MADE for bitches like Kanye...but he's too busy BEING GREAT, I suppose.
-.-
The internet, where the men are real men,
the women are real men, and the children are the FBI.
Submitted by Mr. President on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 9:04pm.
The only way Twitter could get more annoying is if Kanye signed up.
hahahahaha.
Submitted by MixedFriends on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:59pm.
My friend recommended me a very good comunity
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People from all over the world gather together.
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As opposed to here...where we're all from New Jersey, right?
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Gay old Kanye didn't get a fruit cup. How ironic. James Haven, will you marry me?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Did you have a good birthday Jamesy?
If Kanye had pulled his head out of his big stinky asshole he'd probably have thrown you a party.
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY JAMES HAVEN!!! (On topic because it's in all caps.)
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
James Haven has seen this Twittering Tirade from Kanye many times! James Haven was working the catering scene and Kanye was at this bow tie affair (Polka dots doesn't suit Kanye) anyhoo, seems Kanye didn't get a fruit cup and was furious!
He took the mike from the MC and began ranting and raving, spit was flying everywhere! There was only one problem: No more fruit cups! James Haven knew this would be the end of his waitering career when a kindly fellow by the name of 50 Cents offered up his fruit cup to James Haven to give to Kanye.
Kanye simmered down and later on that evening Fiddy (as he likes to be called) told James Haven that he added his own special flavor to that cup before passing it on to Kanye.
While James Haven will say that was Nasty! and he deplores that sort of behavior, he never laughed so hard at the thought of Kanye sippin' on Fiddy's pee!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Where did this douchenozzle get such a huge ego?
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People from all over the world gather together.
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oh how fucking ironic.
are you on twitter?
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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
The only way Twitter could get more annoying is if Kanye signed up.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I am a SEXY and HOT girl from New York,
someday I found a HOT place for u guys, :-----SugarMommaCupid @ C O M ----, if you want- know more big fri-ends,even l-over, please have a try .
Hey, urmomma...
That's really hard to say without ending it rudely:)
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My friend recommended me a very good comunity
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People from all over the world gather together.
Go to have a try, you may find your love or friendship there.
Self absorbed ass...nice eyes though.
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hugs y'all.
This ain't my first rodeo, cowboy.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:46pm.
I have email?
Fuck. I'm SO awesome! I have everything! I have email! I got Outlook! I have MySpace! I have Facebook! I have twitter! I got Youtube! I got DListed! I got my own blog! I got a website! I got some...tudou, some dailymotion, some megavideo! ...wait a second...don't I got a daughter around here somewhere...? Um...I think I had ...like...a kid...right? O shit. I gotta go!
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Wow, I went to the Serial Killer Hall of Fame and all I have is this lousy bloody t-shirt.
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LOL, no.
Submitted by ReginaGeorge on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:43pm.
You're a lobbyist aren't you?
:D
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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
Why exactly is it that he thinks he's such hot shit....?
I have email?
Fuck. I'm SO awesome! I have everything! I have email! I got Outlook! I have MySpace! I have Facebook! I have twitter! I got Youtube! I got DListed! I got my own blog! I got a website! I got some...tudou, some dailymotion, some megavideo! ...wait a second...don't I got a daughter around here somewhere...? Um...I think I had ...like...a kid...right? O shit. I gotta go!
(just kidding. I'll check my email:)
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I don't give a f***! I love Kanye, "narcissistic, crazy bi-polar, needs to pop a Xanax" and all..at least homeboy actually admits and is vocal about the fact that he is crazzy, unlike all these other "stars" who try to hide thier craziness (Paula Abdul., Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears,etc.)when we all know better
True.
And - rap wise - he's actually sorta talented.
and if he paid me to hold up a mirror in front of him wherever he went I SO WOULD.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:37pm.
Hey TITS: guess what ill feline is tryna hit me up on twitter? Hmmm...what to do what to do? ;p
PS. Shhhh.....
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check your email - (sorry i have to do that here as she doesn't check her email obsessively like I do.)
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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
I don't give a f***! I love Kanye, "narcissistic, crazy bi-polar, needs to pop a Xanax" and all..at least homeboy actually admits and is vocal about the fact that he is crazzy, unlike all these other "stars" who try to hide thier craziness (Paula Abdul., Lindsey Lohan, Britney Spears,etc.)when we all know better
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:39pm.
watch my avatar - I'm hyperventilating.
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Is that what it is? I thought that was the hoochie version of rubbing one's back legs together to attract a mate! CHIRP!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
haha, I just tapped into Kanye's mind, that's all.
it's so creative and great up in that bitch.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:37pm.
Hey TITS: guess what ill feline is tryna hit me up on twitter? Hmmm...what to do what to do? ;p
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Join the club. It has tried several times to follow me.
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I can't live a day without quoting a little Samuel L Jackson. It really feels gooooood..... give it a try!
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 7:37pm.
Hey TITS? I just breathed! Yeah! I breathed, motherfucker! Lemme see YOU breathe! LOLZ
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watch my avatar - I'm hyperventilating.
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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
LOL@ReginaGeorge: Nice:)
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Hey TITS: guess what ill feline is tryna hit me up on twitter? Hmmm...what to do what to do? ;p
PS. Shhhh.....
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Submitted by ReginaGeorge on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:35pm.
Why doesn't Kanye have a twatter?
I would think being able to have a up-to-the-second updates on his CREATIVITY and GREATNESS would be more of a gift than signing his own copies of his own cd's and giving them to himself.
"TODAY I ATE LUNCH...AND I WAS GREAT AT IT."
"I HAD A WAFFLE... IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR BREAKFAST, BUT I WAS GREAT THIS MORNING SO IT DIDN'T MATTER."
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!
Nicely done.
That's the first real belly LOL I've had on here in awhile.
Submitted by B-J-B-J-B on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:31pm.
Let's put that mother fucking Kanye and that mother fucking Twitter and his mother fucking anger and his mother fucking creativity and put them on a mother fucking plane and then blow them ALL mother fucking up!
THE WORLD NEEDS LESS OF THIS MOTHER FUCKER!
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well happy belated Mothers Day to you,BJ.
LET'S GET THIS MONKEYFIGHTING KANYE ON A BURNING MONDAYTOFRIDAY PLANE!
if there is a heaven... and i'm deemed to enter said heaven... one of my dreams is spending eternity curb kicking this piece of shit
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Why doesn't Kanye have a twatter?
I would think being able to have a up-to-the-second updates on his CREATIVITY and GREATNESS would be more of a gift than signing his own copies of his own cd's and giving them to himself.
"TODAY I ATE LUNCH...AND I WAS GREAT AT IT."
"I HAD A WAFFLE... IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FOR BREAKFAST, BUT I WAS GREAT THIS MORNING SO IT DIDN'T MATTER."
kidding.. I like Kanye.
sometimes.
What a dumbass. If you go to Myspace you find a bunch of dead celebrity accounts. Many have never been used. Know why? Because THOSE celebs were SMART enuff to snatch up their own names before fakes could - whether they ever planned on MySpacing or not.
You really are a gay fish, aren't you Kanye? Cuz if you were all space agey you woulda figured that simple shit out long ago.
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Hey, I am a bitch lately, so I am expected to go off! Glad I didn't disappoint!
It's all in good fun! ; P
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............