Kanye West Is Mad At Twitter!
I could almost feel Kanye West's MacBook Air breaking while reading his latest LOLrant about Twitter. Kanye slapped his peen on the CAPS-LOCK key and went fucking at it. Blink a few hundred times before reading, because it's been a while.
(This spaz comes courtesy of losers making fake Kanye West Twitter accounts) I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER... WHY WOULD I USE TWITTER??? I ONLY BLOG 5 PERCENT OF WHAT I'M UP TO IN THE FIRST PLACE. I'M ACTUALLY SLOW DELIVERING CONTENT BECAUSE I'M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME AND IF I'M NOT AND I'M JUST LAYING ON A BEACH I WOULDN'T TELL THE WORLD. EVERYTHING THAT TWITTER OFFERS I NEED LESS OF. THE PEOPLE AT TWITTER KNOW I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING TWITTER SO FOR THEM TO ALLOW SOMEONE TO POSE AS ME AND ACCUMULATE OVER A MILLION NAMES IS IRRESPONSIBLE AND DECEITFUL TO THERE FAITHFUL USERS. REPEAT... THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN'T HAVE A TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO KNOW WHICH ACCOUNTS HAVE HIGH ACTIVITY ON THEM. IT'S A FUCKING FARCE AND IT MAKES ME QUESTION WHAT OTHER SO CALLED CELEBRITY TWITTERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL OR FAKE. HEY TWITTER, TAKE THE SO CALLED KANYE WEST TWITTER DOWN NOW .... WHY? ... BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!!!!!!!!
You know what my favorite part is? It's the beginning part in the parenthesis! It's like he's whispering to all of us before he opens his chest and throws his wrath down on the SQUID BRAINS at Twitter. Kanye is oh-so gentle when he needs to be.
But Gay Fish is totally right. This is some BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT and a FUCKING FARCE! Twitter should devote an entire department to this issue. And Mr. Twitterfucker himself, Ashton Kutcher, should head this project! The Twitter world should not continue to spin until all fradulanet Kanyes have been shut down. BECAUSE HIS CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUD!!! And his ass is fucking CRAZY!
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Submitted by chefcammi on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:11pm.
his new song out sucks.. it's the same word over and over and over and over and......
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what word? 'me'?
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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
See, I AM vapid, stupid, moronic, uneducated, desperate for attention, etc.. which is why I'm on Lithium.
Sorry, DG. I just HAD to. :-)
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by devilgirl on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:20pm.
Remember I just said I love it when you 'go off'? I should have been more specific.... *cringe* I love it when you go off ON OTHER PEOPLE.
The following is not directed at you DG, you just nibbled at the bait.
I was on Twitter briefly, but long enough to hold it in contempt. It does nothing but dumb us all down. I equate to a newspaper that has nothing but screaming headlines.
If I want YOU as my FRIEND to know something that's happened in my life, I'll ensure that it's timely, relevant to you and something that I think you'll care about or welcome hearing. And it will be in the form of a two way conversation that hopefully has some depth and content - not an impersonal blurb sent out to all and sundry. It's sheer hubris to think that my friends would give a flying fuck that I just had to wipe my cats ass as he didn't clear the shoot when using his litter box. How is that a relevant update? Why would I think so little of peoples time and mental capacity as to assume my cats ass is of interest? This is also why I don't read open posts.
Dina Lohans twatter was funny. I'll give it that.
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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
Let's put that mother fucking Kanye and that mother fucking Twitter and his mother fucking anger and his mother fucking creativity and put them on a mother fucking plane and then blow them ALL mother fucking up!
THE WORLD NEEDS LESS OF THIS MOTHER FUCKER!
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:30pm.
damn you suga! i knew you were behind this.twats(is that what you call twitter people?) gotta stick togetha.
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Not I. I only use twat as in "Octotwat is a real fucking twat". See?
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
"People who dog Twitter have no fucking idea what Twitter is all about or how the fuck to use it."
Actually, I do.
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:24pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:23pm.
aawww shit someone let DG outta bag. everyone duck!
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I did. I sent her a tweet on Twitter telling her twits were making fun of tweets. Twick or tweet!
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damn you suga! i knew you were behind this.twats(is that what you call twitter people?) gotta stick togetha.
Holy fuck is he DUMB!
Someone needs to do some grammar checks for this fella before he embarrasses himself further.
DevilGirl, we're just razzing you honey, relax! :)
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:23pm.
aawww shit someone let DG outta bag. everyone duck!
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I did. I sent her a tweet on Twitter telling her twits were making fun of tweets. Twick or tweet!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
aawww shit someone let DG outta bag. everyone duck!
Submitted by JustJack on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 7:56pm.
I'M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME Try being a lttle too busy working on your grammer.
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I think it's been statistically shown that 90% or greater of all complaints about spelling and grammar contain errors.
(someone had to do it)
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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
I, along with Grapedrinkbaby, am very vocal about my love for Twitter.
I again ask the question, what the fuck is the difference between Twitter, Facebook, MySpace, or even Dlisted? Do we not all talk about our lives on Open Post here? Some of us more than others! Doesn't MySpace and Facebook allow for people to discuss their lives, likes and loves? People who dog Twitter have no fucking idea what Twitter is all about or how the fuck to use it.
I am not vapid, stupid, moronic, uneducated, desperate for attention, etc.. because I like and am on Twitter. I use it to COMMUNICATE WITH MY FRIENDS IN 140 CHARACTERS OR LESS! A whole fucking lot less than the amout of characters it has taken to defend it on this thread.
Bottom line: You don't like Twitter, don't get on it. I don't like Facebook, but you don't see me telling everyone everytime it's mentioned how fucking ignorant it is and how above it I am, because I am not on it. Everyone likes different modes of communication on the net. Mine happens to be this place and Twitter. Dlisted is the only site I post on, and Twitter is the only place I chat on. If that makes me stupid, vapid and moronic, plus a douchebag, I happily accept those titles.
Thank you and good night! I am rushing off to Twitter how I hate people who make fun of Twitter! Then I am going to send in my payment for my Twitter rules T-Shirt, bumper sticker and garden flag!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Twitter is more for famous people then Facebook. Instead of friend you are called a follower on Twitter.
Submitted by kiv on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 7:45pm.
He so emulates Carlton Banks from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
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GASP Good call!
Obligatory link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKSxlJPmz40
On the topic of Tom Jones... Shameless plug: http://www.dailymotion.com/user/fluffybunnykins666/video/x8l7lj_shes-a-t...
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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
FUCK YOU KANYE, I AIN'T NO TWITTER EITHER BITCH! DO YOU STILL LIKE FISHSTICKS? FUCK... MY CAPS LOCK IS TOO DAMN LOUD! Turn that shit down!
his new song out sucks.. it's the same word over and over and over and over and......
oh g_d!
~ <3 ~~ <3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~~<3 ~
If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
He looks fucking old for a 30 year old boy. that cover he did awhile back isn't so BENJAMIN BUTTONS after all.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 7:37pm.
Hey TITS? I just breathed! Yeah! I breathed, motherfucker! Lemme see YOU breathe! LOLZ
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by JustJack on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 7:56pm.
I'M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME Try being a lttle too busy working on your grammer.
hahahaha Nice!
I'M TOO BUSY ACTUALLY BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME Try being a lttle too busy working on your grammer.
Is this fucker ever NOT mad at someone?
I agree, Twitter should be shot and put out of its short shelf-life misery. *runs away*
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Dick happens! - MK
This guy is batshit crazy and don't fucking forget it!! LOL
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What a tool.
Twatter = totally vapid and about as sincere and personal as cc'ing the world on your self-congratulatory xmas letter. By Stoney
HILARIOUS!
Xoxo to DG
He so emulates Carlton Banks from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.
Submitted by devilman10 on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 7:35pm.
Ha Ha Ha......Kanye is a fucking fag who deserves to get shot, stabbed, hung, and poisoned fuck him!!!!!!!!!!
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Don't hold back on our account.
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Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
~Kissinger
You god damn queer kuntye
Submitted by JustJack on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 6:58pm.
* looks around for devilgirl* they should just shut down twitter!
* agrees with xerquina, ducks*
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Twatter reminds me of friendster.
I predict twatter will be sold to yahoo or google, possibly micro$oft for a bundle then get incorporated in one of their instant messaging services or in the case of google - chat.
Don't believe Twatter has ever turned a profit, and it certainly has nothing of value to offer except some spectacular navel gazing.
I really don't need to read a update from someones handheld device that they're thinking of getting out of bed soon. Jesus H fucking christ!!!
Myspace might buy it too - they've recently implemented a twatter-like update to their status setting - which is really much better content wise than twatter.
Twatter = totally vapid and about as sincere and personal as cc'ing the world on your self-congratulatory xmas letter.
The only good thing about it, and what sucked me in for a while was the fake dina lohan updates. They were hilarious.
*blows kisses to Devil*
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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
Kuntye shut up
Ha Ha Ha......Kanye is a fucking fag who deserves to get shot, stabbed, hung, and poisoned fuck him!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 6:59pm.
Puh-leeze. I get "CREATIVE" in my bathroom at least once a day. Twice if I eat grapes!
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Fucking purple skids. I swear to Allah if you don't start scraping off the toilet after you use it..
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What on earth? BWAH!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 6:59pm.
Puh-leeze. I get "CREATIVE" in my bathroom at least once a day. Twice if I eat grapes!
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Fucking purple skids. I swear to Allah if you don't start scraping off the toilet after you use it..
Hands down the best Kanye blog EVAH!! hahaha, and there were some previous good reads (lol) for contenders, squid brains!
You can't trust a bitch with fugly eyebrows who teaches salsa dancing on reality TV --MK
not gonna bother to read this...
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Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY REALLY. I JUST LIKE TO POST IN CAPS IN HONOR OF THE GREAT KANYE!
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P.S.: Fuck you, Sarah Palin:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yFdijgMytUA
Chris Brown should get his ass kicked:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo65yaAumko
blogging how he don't need no blog...
well kanye quit.... if the twitter don't fit?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/
Who cares??
Lady, 23rd July 2004 - 12th May 2009. Sweet Dreams. Miss you.
"...BUSY BEING CREATIVE MOST OF THE TIME..."
Ah, yeah, of course you are.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
Gee, for someone who claims to be " soooooo busy, " it's nice to see he can set aside valuable time to have a temper tantrum on his blog every now and again. Way to blow things out of proportion, Kanye!
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Did you say dick cream?
FUCKING TOOL...There bitch, my caps key is loud too!!
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I'm countin' on Jesus at this point.
I love Kanye! That was a great read. I would visit his blog more often but I can only take so much. The gold is always posted here anyways
Bitch can't twitter because he could never keep it to 140 characters.
Oh, and I bet he blogs 95 percent of "what he's up to in the first place."
Aww MK didn't include the link I sent him.
Kanye Vision:
http://fffff.at/kanye-vision-bookmarklet/
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Turned into my worst phobia,
A crazy man's utopia
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 6:58pm.
* looks around for devilgirl* they should just shut down twitter!
* agrees with xerquina, ducks*
Knowing Twitter, they call the "heads of Twitter" something like "Twitter-chiefs."
"THE HEADS OF TWITTER KNEW I DIDN'T HAVE A TWITTER"
Ouuuu! Kanye doesn't have a twitter. Spread the word.
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Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
~Kissinger
Puh-leeze. I get "CREATIVE" in my bathroom at least once a day. Twice if I eat grapes!
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The pair of moobs that makes a cameo at the 0:45 second was an interesting surprise - MK
How is this guy popular? His voice sucks and his lyrics are terrible and childish.
* looks around for devilgirl* they should just shut down twitter!