HoHan's Just A Dirty Bitch
Most crackhouses (so I've heard) look like the inside of a dumpster outside of a strip club and HoHan's is no exception! Yesterday, the po po were told to investigate possibly thievery at HoHan's crack den after the security alarm was set off. HoHan was not at home, because she was too busy famewhoring in Paris with The Curious Case of Ali Lohan.
After checking everything out, the police found no signs of a break-in. However, they did find signs of a dirty dirty bitch who is straight-up nasty and doesn't clean up after herself. That's not a look of surprise on your face, right?
Officer Karen Rayner told the Associated Press, "Is it normally like this, or did the intruders do it?" They initially thought it was the work of a burglar, because the place look ransacked. HoHan probably misplaced an 8-ball. You know how those junkies get when they can't find their bad shit. They cut open the mattresses, pull up the floor boards and digs holes in the backyard. They get all crazy. Besides, how can we expect her to Windex shit when the mirrors are always in use?
Here's more pictures of PiggyHan and Ali with fresh morning meth faces in Paris today.
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her skin is awful! she'll be a freckly, wrinkly wreck come 30!
I am bored with her.
"Doing my thing with an '89 swing"
...CHA CHA CHA
Submitted by KatieScarlett on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 5:12pm.
It is true, I am not the LBFF of the past! I didn't realize there was one in the past that was banned. I am new and if my name causes problems for anyone I can change it. I am not that attached to it. Thanks for vouching for me KatieScarlett.
Thanks again, Sugaroo:)
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@Sugaroo:
Can you do me a favour and edit out the last part of that. I'm not tryna be stirring up shit today - I'm to lazy to deal with it.
Thanks:)
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Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 5:22pm.
Well, while I don't what the fuck's going YET AGAIN! I do know that KatieScarlett would know what she's talking about - I've been around long enough to know that.
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I don't know what KatieScarlett is talking about at all. I was just saying hi to her using her forum alt name. But she's been on DListed forever so if she says someone isn't someone, it's probably true.
Edited for Angel. :-)
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Well, while I don't what the fuck's going YET AGAIN! I do know that KatieScarlett would know what she's talking about - I've been around long enough to know that.
Edited for bitterness.
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Since it's obvious her own flesh and blood don't give two shits if she's a crackwhore, drunk, promiscuous bisexual slut or allegedly with child, why should Lindsay? She's circling the drain and blowing kisses at us as the current picks up.
This is past tragic. She's stepped into Anna Nicole Smith territory and I don't think she can drive fast enough to get out of it.
It's true! Good Riddance!
Submitted by Cant Stay Off D... on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 5:17pm.
Nice try. Bye bye!
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Submitted by KatieScarlett on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 5:12pm.
Well howdy, Deep Ho! You still sliming up the forum?
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FYI the person posting as LBFF is not the same person who originally used that name way back in
2007. First of all that person was banned and I know for a fact that person no longer posts here
I realize anyone is free to use that name but to clarify who ever is using that name today is not the original poster..
Have a nice day !
is she in paris the city or paris the celebwhore? this is confusing.
It's not fair that these two worthless fuckwhores get to be in Paris right now and I have to be at work. Damnit.
Comment test
Ladies Please! take it to the open post. No one wants to read constant sniping in the main story comments.
Thanks!
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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
God. When will this thing, this vendetta, end?
I'm feeling stabby over this and no one wants that!
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Submitted by alknowingone on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 1:31pm.
Blah, blah, blah, blah ,blah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Yikes. I don't know anything about the war going on in this thread, but Lohan actually looks like her age- and dare I say cute, without all that atrocious make-up. Ali's a lost cause though, that is, until she finally moves out of White Oprah's main crack den.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 1:11pm.
Step down. You do not run the comments section of this blog, even though you and your friends think and act like you do. Unlike you and your pals, I do not call people names or use vulgarities to get my point across. M.E. offended me by calling Event Horizon a "tard" and telling her to STFU for seemingly little reason. I have been a long time reader of Dlisted but don't post too often. I am not Event Master or any of the other names you listed. I really don't care if you believe me or not. One thing I can tell you for sure is that I've seen M.E. comment on almost every posting MK puts up and she can take care of herself in here. She doesn't need you to post in her defense.
Submitted by LisaRose on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 1:08pm.
That picture of Lindsay looks circa "The Parent Trap". I didn't think she could look that young again!
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That was my thought too - she does look her age in the main pic. No overt posing, no great gobs of make up and a nice white cotton top.
the woman next to her however... bwahahahaha
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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
Submitted by LBFF on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 1:19pm.
What's going on in here? Is everyone in here a 16 year old girl? Such cliqueyness! Seriously. I think you all need to pop a valium and get a martini enema. Alknowingone, I don't think what you wrote was all that bad but please leave me out of whatever you have gotten yourself into.
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ditto..
Usually this dreck is confined to the open post - (thank dog for the open posts!!!) guess it wasn't started quick enough today.
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I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard — but I do.
Sweet sassy molassy! It's back?!
What's going on in here? Is everyone in here a 16 year old girl? Such cliqueyness! Seriously. I think you all need to pop a valium and get a martini enema. Alknowingone, I don't think what you wrote was all that bad but please leave me out of whatever you have gotten yourself into.
Submitted by alknowingone on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 1:01pm.
What anyone on this site has or hasn't done isn't any of YOUR BUSINESS! Last time I checked, M.E was not a celebrity and MK has not written about her life! When she has made comments to other posters, they haven't been to you, so what business is it of yours? What training do you have to speculate on anyone's lives?
You are an idiot and obviously you are one of Falkor's/Event Horizon's Alts, or SK with an alt! Your posts all sound the same! LAME!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
That picture of Lindsay looks circa "The Parent Trap". I didn't think she could look that young again!
DG - Whoa, get a hold of yourself girl. As a group, MK included, we all speculate about every celebrity in the world but say one word about another poster and that somehow crosses the line? M.E. has made it pretty obvious to a different poster, LBFF I think, on this same topic, that she knows addiction "first hand". Read the earlier comments for yourself and see. I didn't say anthing she hasn't alluded to herself.
KD,
That made me giggle like an active crackwhore!
Submitted by alknowingone on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 12:50pm.
Event Horizon - M.E. is probably a person who had a dependency to some substance and licked it herself, still is off that substance and that is why she will not consider herself to still be an addict. She probably never admitted to herself that she ever was an actual addict, even while her addiction was active. Sadly, this puts her at great risk for relapse. I hope I am wrong about this but I've seen enough of that mindset and what it leads to, even decades of sobriety later, to think otherwise. Without lifelong awareness and work, addiction will become active again, sometimes to a different thing than the original addiction.
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You people misread. Where did I ever say that because I've been sober for "x" amount of years, I am no longer an addict?
Submitted by alknowingone on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 12:50pm.
Consider yourself reported! Doesn't matter how you worded it, your speculating about someone else's past on this site is crossing the line!
HOW DARE YOU! STFU!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I'm about to have an anal relapse all up in here.
Oh no, don't say relapse.
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She's flat and that's that!
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 12:44pm.
Your passive/aggressive bullshit fools no one, asshole.
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Hmmm, me smells some shitola shine spray in here...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
EEG - go to open post.
Ali looks worse than Lindsey, hard as this is to believe.
Sugaroo/DG - Yes, my ignore button has been activated. LOL
Well Jesus Christ M.E., you are officially dead to me. I thought that was your favourite party trick.
Since this is totally off topic anyways, eating today?
M.E- Just ignore her AND her alt or friend. It isn't worth it. We all know what you meant and I agree with you. It is just trying to stir shit up again and attempting to get all of us banned since she herself keeps getting banned.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
People need to leave M.E. alone. She's awesome.
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 12:38pm.
Event horizon - how is THIS a question?
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 11:49am.
moosh - it is possible for someone to recover from drug addiction and never use ever again.
It was a STATEMENT!
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Youre right. I misread it. A simple misunderstanding that any sane person would have been able to resolve without going to the lengths you did.
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When what you think, what you say and what you do are in harmony, then you are truly....
M.E., you are correct and Asshole is wrong. Don't engage it. It only aggravates you. :-)
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La Cuk / Falkor - why don't you get a hint and LEAVE! You have had to change your name how many times now after being banned?
Yes, I'm abusive. That's the ticket.
At least I'm not the one who likes to get choked out and passed around.
Event horizon - how is THIS a question?
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 11:49am.
moosh - it is possible for someone to recover from drug addiction and never use ever again.
It was a STATEMENT!
Damn.......looking at that top pic of Linds, she looks like she could be the long-lost sister of Redmond O'Neil (Ryan and Farrah's crackhead).
Living well is the best revenge.......
Submitted by Event Horizon on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 12:32pm.
You aint lying! M.E. behavior is totally abusive and needs to be reported!
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How about we report YOU, Falkor/LaCooch, for impersonating a human being?
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Here is an idea................STOP taking pictures of LaLoca and buying said pictures then, maybe she will disappear and go to rehab!
Toni ~ I am white and your comment offended the hell out of me! Why so racists?
Submitted by alknowingone on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 12:30pm.
Event Horizon - I was in the process of replying to you and telling you I understood what you were saying completely and then I saw M.E.'s reply to you.
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You aint lying! M.E. behavior is totally abusive and needs to be reported!
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