If The Food Doesn't Kill You, The Waitress Will!
Crystal Samuel had her eatin' shirt on and was all ready to get crazy on an All-Star breakfast at a Waffle House in Clarendon County, SC, but that shit never came! Crystal said that all her friends got their food and started eating, but she sat there waffle-less. That's when their waitress, Yakeisha Ward, told them they couldn't eat from carryout trays inside of the restaurant. Yakeisha told them to take their waffles and get the hell out, but Crystal said they had not paid yet so she didn't understand why they were being kicked out.
After exchanging a few words with Yakeisha, Crystal did the unthinkable. She threw a waffle at Yakeisha! A waffle! Why would you waste that scrumptious piece of griddle heaven?! Throw an egg at her ass or something. Not a waffle!
Well, Yakeisha did not appreciate getting a waffle to the face, so she jumped over the counter and the two started brawlin'. The fight quickly turned into some serious shit when Yakeisha ran to her car and grabbed a gun! Yakeisha shot at Crystal and one bullet grazed her arm. Before the police finally arrived, Yakeisha also hit Crystal in the head with the gun.
Yakeisha was arrested, booked and bailed out. And get this shit, bitch went back to work at Waffle House the next day! They took her shooter ass back! You know they named her head of security too. That's how Waffle House does it.
If you happen to get her as your waitress, make sure to keep your eyes down and order the All-Star but "hold the pistol whip." Oh and make sure to leave a 95% tip or you may have a bullet coming your way!
Crystal pretty much summed up the whole experience by saying, "Bad customer service."
Source: WLTX19 (Thanks Linda)
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Why don't we have WAFFLE HOUSES in NYC???
Yakeshia is a HOTT SLUT OF THE MONTH contender, and if she isn't, I want to know who the fuck is and why? She wasn't doing this for cameras or fame, just out of sheer anger and heart! Not like Keifer...And who shoots someone, gets arrested, thrown in jail, and still comes to work the next day? NO ONE. She's a Real American Hero...I call-out if I sneeze in the morning!
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 7:56pm.
Submitted by shandi on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 7:14pm.
Hang on, let me use my ghetto to English translator...
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Thanks for the link, Sheeps. I should change my travel priorities. Who needs to see the Louvre or the Smithsonian when one can visit the Waffle House Museum? Unbelievable. I wonder if Carl's Jr. is getting a Guggenheim?
Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 7:56pm.
Hang on, let me use my ghetto to English translator...
Dang, Google is gettin' good! I think this went down around Manning, SC, off the I-95.
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Submitted by shandi on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 7:14pm.
Hang on, let me use my ghetto to English translator...
1st of all dis cldve happen 2 n-e 1 n da girl startd everything no1 was even talkn 2 her we was talkn 2 da cook tim so she jum n n it was b-cuz dey didnt had no clean dishes n we had 2 eat n carry out trayz n dey was like yall cnt eat n if yall order carry out so we startd fussin wit da girl cuz she was doin things dat lead 2 da fite
The people (victims) were talking with the cook Tim, and the waitress jumped into their conversation. The restaurant ran out of dishes so they gave them food in carry out containers and they ate in the restaurant, well the waitress saw the containers and kicked their asses out. The waitress was being a bitch and was causing a fight.
awesome!
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Submitted by Who Datt on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 7:15pm.
Could someone explain to a confused Canadian exactly what the f is a "Waffle House"?
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Like Ihop...or we have some Dutch something or other...Or like The Golden Griddle? That's right, innit? Those waffles are handmade, I do believe.
But I got nerve - cuz I'm not from there. I'm from here:)
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Could someone explain to a confused Canadian exactly what the f is a "Waffle House"? Is it just waffles on their menu and, if so, are these Eggo quality or actually edible? Is it just that petroleum-byproduct "maple" syrup or do you at least get blueberry, if not boysenberry or apricot. Do they have any light, organic or low carb menus?
Also, is this the same establishment where Kid Rock drop-kicked a bitch a while back? I wonder if Yakeisha was off that night. She could have provided backup.
I still don't understand. They ordered the food as carryout? And the others started eating while this lady was waiting for her order? What is the big deal?
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"If you happen to get her as your waitress, make sure to keep your eyes down and order the All-Star but "hold the pistol whip." Oh and make sure to leave a 95% tip or you may have a bullet coming your way!"
LMFAO!!! Seriously, I'm crying!!
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 10:56am.
Re:Your Post....
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You need to get out more!
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95% Tip, HaHa peepholes in the South have no clue that waiters work for tips. Southerners are very kind (at least to your face) but, very CHEAP!!!!
They will tip their hat at you bitches.
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Bill Hicks channeled me from the grave....
Tennessee Waffle House bit, with a bonus on non smokers......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ruO4dwLC94
Bill was from Texas, and made the Waffle House tour, I see....hahahaha...
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I can't even write like that when I am texting!! Just trying to read that made my brain hurt; my inner spellcheck was writhing in agony!!
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Submitted by See You Next Tuesday on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 3:10pm.
Holy shit, that's like text messaging and slang speak if I ever saw it.
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Here's what happened, ya'll, courtesy of the comment section on another site that reported this...
"wettnes wrote:
1st of all dis cldve happen 2 n-e 1 n da girl startd everything no1 was even talkn 2 her we was talkn 2 da cook tim so she jum n n it was b-cuz dey didnt had no clean dishes n we had 2 eat n carry out trayz n dey was like yall cnt eat n if yall order carry out so we startd fussin wit da girl cuz she was doin things dat lead 2 da fite n my sis drag her nside waffle house so she ran outside n got a gun n da girl didnt no wut she was doin steady pulln da gun lettn un use bullets drop n win she did shot she shot way off n my sis got shot win da gun hit da ground n went off dats how she got shot n dat girl DIDNT pistol whip my sis she tryd 2 hit her n my sis put her hand n da way n it hit her hand n she hit her again win da police grab my sis she reachd ova n hit her on da side of her face my sis left da waffle house wit 3 strachs n her hand was swollen plus da LIL shot my sis aint even no she was shot till da dr tell her how u bring a gun 2 a fist fite n lose but dats wut happen but dnt worry we bout 2 sew da waffle house n da police dep. stra8 like dat my sis a freakn G freak wut everybdy say n wut da newz say dey love 2 twist things up n-e way but my sis will be on 2nite at 11 telln her side of da story"
So there ya have it... I live in SC, but things are mostly not so bad where I live, but ignorance is going to be death of us ALL. And BTW, I hope the "victim" gets charged with something too. She started the conflict by being a rude dumbass. Honestly, it would have taken a lot for me to NOT have shot at her, too.
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If I was your waitress and you throw food my co-workers farted in at my face - I would shoot you as well!
hold the pistol whip.
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OK, so let me get this straight...
Hometrick SHOT her customer, pistol-whipped her ass, and THEN came back to work the next day?
I wanna work there!
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MK's writing is so funny, I forgot to watch the video!!! Sorry!
I pictured Crystal as just another skany white ho surfacing for a little fresh air.
My apologies to Crystal, as well. Throwing waffles is a better idea for you than eating them. You go right on with that, babygirl!
Lilo really is the only thing missing in this fuckery, but Waffle Houses are prepared. Yasheika is on still on board!
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 11:23am.
Dayum! The south be crazy. You can discharge a gun in public out of anger AT WORK and then get out of jail on $500 and shimmy your ass back to pick up your shift the next day?? That does not make a lick of sense.
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*shrug* Hey, they were short-handed!
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You can be DAMN those customers are going leave Yacheeza (whatever her name is) a huge tip, or she'll shoot them!
EDIT: I originally thought Crystal was the waitress. To many idiots in this drama.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22: "**And I say black cuz I was recently corrected to not say 'African Americans' anymore since no one is really from Africa."
I don't say "African American" because it feels artificial and too-PC and patronizing to me. I say "black". Not that he is representative of every black person, but I asked my friend and he said OF COURSE saying "black" is fine.
If someone is offended by it, I will certainly and genuinely apologize to that person. And by the same token, I say "white" instead of Caucasian.
i watched 'Glory' yesterday so i can't make racial jokes for another 2 days : (
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 10:56am.
Throwing food and gun butting bitches, nice way to rise above. Same old common ghetto trash everywhere you go. Different hoods same trash. And blacks wonder why their cycles of violence, poverty and hate never end.
CUZ YOU ALL HAVE TO END IT. PERIOD.
Ever wonder why NO BLACKS own any of the stores in their neighborhood?!? They hate each other too much to accomplish anything, once someone opened a store all the jealous haters would just rob it. I have never seen as much hate and jealousy as I have seen in the black community. Its appalling.
**And I say black cuz I was recently corrected to not say 'African Americans' anymore since no one is really from Africa. I AM NOT A RACIST. I am just thoroughly disgusted.
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HAHAHA! WOW you are an idiot.
She went back to work ???????????????????? After shooting someone ???????????????????? Why ????????????????????? How ??????????????????????????++++++++ shit , broke the question mark key . Astounding story , crazy Americanos .
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 10:56am
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Now that might be racist....
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Submitted by Happy Hour on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 11:29am.
Cheers!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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btw..I am in CA so is the Waffle house like a Norms?
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 11:25am.
Hell no! This ain't a park bench! Y'all got to move on!
LMAO!
What has 3 teeth and 6 boobs?
The night crew at the Waffle House.
Sounds like a typical day at the local waffle house to me.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 10:46am.
"Their names are Yakeisha and Crystal. They probably do this shit every weekend."
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This kind of quality entertainment is just an extra service that Waffle House provides for free.
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Look, people. We're not talking about the bottom of the barrel here. We're talking about trash that wasn't allowed in the barrel to begin with.
I'm getting the picture now. Crystal and her friends must have ordered their food "to go", (read No TIP), then sat in the Yakeisha's station to eat it.
While Yakeisha's behavior was wrong, I can see why she got so angry.
I waited tables for many years, and it's a miracle I didn't flip out. When I worked the sidewalk cafe of a restaurant on South St. in Philly, people would order pizza from another restaurant and try to sit and eat it in my section. Hell no! This ain't a park bench! Y'all got to move on!
The hub and I ate at a Waffle House in Cocoa Beach a few years back, and it was scary in there.
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Dayum! The south be crazy. You can discharge a gun in public out of anger AT WORK and then get out of jail on $500 and shimmy your ass back to pick up your shift the next day?? That does not make a lick of sense.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 11:11am.
hey Slutty! In between your chicken sandwich throwing episodes, check your email! xo
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It's waffle throwing beyotch!!!
I checked it on Sunday, and I saw the sad little message "You have no unread mail", so I closed it and cried a little.
hey Slutty! In between your chicken sandwich throwing episodes, check your email! xo
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Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 11:06am.
Hey Slutty - when you threw the waffles did you say "get some waffles on yo fo head, bitch"???
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Her face was so smooth like a baby's butt, but that waffle left some lines on her fo' head. But I did yell "why have waffles, when you can eat cod".
Who are these bitches and why are they famous???
Submitted by bo_tatoe on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 10:42am.
Violence breeds violence.
In a modern civilisation you do not throw things in peoples faces. And if you do - you fucking ask for an accordingly jungle law response.
Get civilized or move to the Amazon river delta where you belong with that attitude.
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Submitted by Lala11_7 on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 10:42am.
Let me get this straight...
First of all...that woman threw a WAFFLE in an overworked...and under paid food service worker...
So...I'm sorry...
YAKESHIA DID WHAT A BITCH HAD TO DO!!!
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youknow, these comments made me think.
I think a lot of what makes people act so obnoxiously is that nothing is ever done to them.
Like, some asshole will scream and thretean you from the safety of their own car. But walk up to the car tell them to get out and fight you, they peel off.
Kids too, you can't say "boo" to a kid without getting investigated, so kids get away with outrageous behavior that would have gotten them beat back in the day.
Throwing a waffle at someone is ridiculously rude and uncalled for. Pulling a gun, more-so. But people shouldnt feel like they can just get away with anything.
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Hey Slutty - when you threw the waffles did you say "get some waffles on yo fo head, bitch"???
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Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 10:56am.
your whole post makes kittens cry.
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