The Most Beatiful Picture I've Ever Seen (This Hour)
SANTO DIOS! My soul spit up rainbows when my eyes came upon this precious picture of Kim Zolciak and a top-shelf glittery beauty who put the AY! in gay. This picture must be God's screensaver, because it's that special! I mean, his glambrows and her beastly wig really do belong together. You can tell Kim is even feeling the heat radiating off of that exquisite creature. She's giving a look like her ass is about to fall off her body! Miss Girl with the brows has that effect. I'm going to swooooon for days.
In all seriousness, Kim's wig is looking a little bit less barkalicious. She must have given it some kibble and love, because it's looking healthier.
Kim and this creature of my dreams came together last night at the runway show for ShebySheree (pronounced HEbyHEREE, because the S is silent). Yes, Sheree from The Real Housewives of Atlanta finally pulled together enough discarded napkins, discount jeans from the swap meet and pubic hair for a runway show for her clothing line. You can find HebyHeree in a discount bin at Ross Dress for Less near you!
Here's more pictures from last night including the night's guest of honor as Cinderfella in her coach. Thankfully, Dwight and the new rhinestone of my life didn't get a picture together. That shit would have made my nipples get up and go!
Also, visit Talking with Tami for a million more pictures.
Pictures: DJBlak VIA Talking with Tami
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everything looks cheap and tacky
I cannot believe that no one has mentioned the fact that Sheree arrived in a Cinderella carraige. A CINDERELLA CARRAIGE PEOPLE! How ghetto, broke down and tacky can these "housewives" actually get?
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clothes are shit & friggin models are fuggy lard arses!
Words alone truly cannot express the intense levels of visual fuckery occurring in that photo.
So much so that I could not possibly click on those thumbnails and risk exposing my computer to further trepidation.
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when i looked at the pictures of the clothes i thought they looked cheap and familiar. then i finally figured it out. i probably could have purchased these items in an easy pickins or rainbow establishment at some point.
oh, what i wouldn't give to have been sitting next to nene during the fashion show. i'm sure lisa was able to keep her from busting out laughing. i pray this will be included in the show to get her real )read: rude) reaction.
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Michael, the crazy thing is that dude's hair is real. It's not a wig. I've seen him a couple of times. I just wish my hair grew out like that.
WOW THAT'S A FASHION SHOW???? LMAO TARGET HAS BETTER CLOTHING!
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Oh goody! I was hoping someone would take that tired old shit we wore in the late 70's and claim it was their "fresh new original design". She must have collaborated with Beyoncee.
p.s., she needs to fire the so-called seamstresses. Their work is awful. Our 7th grade home-ec class had better seams.
Why did Jesus photobomb them?
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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:21am.
That top she's wearing looks like it belongs on the driver's seat of a cab.
does kim really know how fortunate she is to pose next to glittery greatness?
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He's so great that he let her touch him and everything...wow..AND take a picture. Dude is a true saint.
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The guy in this photo is Keyshia Cole's sister stylist that follows her around, filming her. They are quite funny and there are lots of youtube videos with him.
What is with this tacky ho shit Sheree?!? I wouldn't not admit to even doodling this stuff on the margin of my history notebook! And where was the crap she couldn't get made in time for the first show? I was looking forward to seeing that stuff. What, did she scrap it already because that's last seasons line??? lol.
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Child Nene is right behind Edgerton, and Lisa...you know she was going to be there
Wow who knew they bought fashion shows to the crass and tasteless?
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I swear I thought that was Rebecca Glasscock in that picture with Kim."
AT least I know I didn't overdo the Vicodin for lunch 'cause I sure as hell wasn't the only one!
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"Let's play leapfrog. You stick it in and see how far you can jump over my head."
the glamour that is radiating off of dwights shiny suit is blinding me! how dreadful! and where was NENE?!
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HOLY SHIT! I thought the ho in the middle with Kim's live Afghan headdress was Rebekkka Glassdildobreath from RuPaul's Drag Race!
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"Let's play leapfrog. You stick it in and see how far you can jump over my head."
Where's the other 1/2 of his moustache?
LOL Eddie.
Submitted by TheStraightMan on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 3:17pm.
Looks like a 'Church Fashion Show'. If you've never been to one...please to enjoy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mWd4D0A_h8
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aw that was SWEET! I'd rather watch those models anyday!
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Sick! He reminds me of Damone Roberts, the makeup artist for 10 Years Younger.
This couldn't be anymore broke down, low budget. I can't even believe live people actually attended this. The models are woofalicious and the clothes are about as yesterday's back-alley-seamstress as you are ever going to find. Design - HAS-BEEN. Fit - BAD. Trashy McTrashy. Ick. I wouldn't be able to show my face after this monstrocity if I were Ferbee.
Looks like a 'Church Fashion Show'. If you've never been to one...please to enjoy...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mWd4D0A_h8
I swear I thought that was Rebecca Glasscock in that picture with Kim.
they look like jessica simpson & david bisbal impersonators. (latin grammy's '04)
what the fuck is up with those damn clothes? ive seen eastern european hookers dress better then that shit! it looks like it was made for the 45 years old russian women here in brooklyn who like to try to dress like they are still 19....FAIL
...if Beyonce, Tyra Banks, and a drag queen had a test tube crack baby that suffered from fetal alcohol syndrom but had a fierce and stylish sense of fashion, this my friends would be the horrible result.
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Submitted by Wendy718 on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 2:44pm.
Is that Nene I see in thumbnail 5?
Nenee would not participate in this fuckery.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I'M GOING TO WHIP MY ASS WITH TOILET PAPER PUT IT ON MY HEAD AND CALL IT "MY NEW FASHION LINE', IT CAN'T BE ANY WORSE THAN THIS SHIT....ANY MODELS??
Don Lemon got a weave?
forget his eyebrows - get a load of that tuft of hair on his upper lip!
He looks like something out of dr suess.
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You have no idea how I HATE those monstrously big earrings. Either those mega chola hoops or the ones that look like real chandeliers by the size of them. Big earrings are so fucking ridiculous.
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I can't wait to see Dwight's wedding pictures. He is actually marrying a woman (yeah go figure). But I bet his ass will bust out in gown or something close to it.
The dress isn't bad not designer label good but not bad. Everything else you can buy at Forever21.
Well it was nice to see Dwight "The Tin Man" showed up. Sheree should have dressed as the "Scare Crow" & Kim could have complimented her wig & gone as "The Cowardly Lion". Of course Lisa would be "Dorothy".
The guy in the suit doesn't look real.
Ugly clothes
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I love looking at bad fashion almost as much as bad plastic surgery.
Those ear-rings! That make up! Those CLOTHES!!! Makes house of Derierre look good.
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Definitely HOT SLUT material..
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Cinderfella is officially in my vocabulary.
Damn, no one noticed the guy to the Left with the serious WONKY CEILING EYES!! LMAO..
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Submitted by jengirl on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 2:36pm.
i thought s(he) was damone roberts from 10 years younger at first!
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Me too!! But Damone has much better eyebrows.
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Is that Nene I see in thumbnail 5?
WHO AND WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE PEOPLE AND WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY WASTING ALL THIS MONEY IN THIS ECONOMY, THE FUCKING CLOTHS ARE FUCKING NASTY AND SO ARE THESE FUCKING TRASH LOSERS!!
Poor shree actually thinks those clothes will fly off the shelves. Those pieces are BORING and DREADFUL. Kim looks like she's going to six flags with that tank top and her huge tittays hangin out. Lisa looks beautiful without so much makeup on, dunno why she caked it on for this lame ass fashion event.
*yawn* to everything.
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Submitted by missy on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 2:25pm.
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hilarious. Those clothes are not cute.
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On even further inspection, I think it is a wig. You can see her poorly-dyed-to-match hairline. And Candace has too big of teeth to be grinning that hard. It looks like her upper lip rolled away to escape Kin's wig.
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Submitted by The C word on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 2:33pm.
No wonder I totally pictured KatieBot in that.
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Funny, I think TommyBoy prolly pictures Dwight when he's doing KatieBot.
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i thought s(he) was damone roberts from 10 years younger at first!