Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which Sexiest Man Alive got double-teamed by a porn star and a dominatrix? Back in 2004, a dominatrix at New York club enlisted the porn star’s help in humiliating her mostly-straight client…who was kneeling down on the floor naked. The porn star recognized him immediately: “He had a muscular build and looked quite young… The dude peers up at me from the mat. I more than recognize the dude. I had seen him in countless big screen movies over the last few years. (He was also in People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive Issue 2003. Not the cover model, though). Jesus loves me! I can’t believe I get to fuck this guy. What the fuck?! I can’t believe this guy is into such a heavy scene! The second my dick enters him, he arches his back and he starts singing at the top of his lungs, “Onward Christian Soldier”. (The Sword via Blind Gossip)
This. Can't. Be. Real. Onward Christian Soldier? That is a boner breaker of a song if I ever heard one. So....after looking at who made People's list in 2003, I've narrowed down my guesses to Hugh Jackman, Hugh Grant, George Clooney and Ricky Martin? But my official guess is Hugh Jackmeoff!
This rockin’ young couple’s marriage is in big trouble but not for the obvious reasons. The cute wife has been seen out and about with a Hollywood hipster and her husband is looking to beat the guy up. Actually the hipster is NOT fooling around with the wife - he’s just providing drugs and fun. In reality the wife is secretly cheating with someone else- specifically her lookalike female assistant! She recently decided she’s bisexual. (Janet Charlton via Blind Gossip)
Miss Punk Rock Maple Syrup herself, Avril Lavigne?
Which quietly gay young actor referred to in a previous item has started hanging out with a drag queen crowd? Methinks the closet door is cracking open. (StyleList)
DanRad?! Be right back, I have to go work on my drag queen game to woo Hairy Potter's peen!
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These blind items... who makes this shit up and are they ever true?
I hope that #1 isn't Hugh Jackman. That buff bod wasn't digitized for Wolverine. The movie was C+ but a naked Hugh Jackman was worth my $10.
If it's Vin Diesel, that's all sorts of wrong. So he'd be into gay S&M and Dungeons & Dragons.
Oh, geez. I have no idea about any of these. I don't even get a particular gay vibe from Jackman -- but he *is* the only one I imagine knowing the words to Onward Christian Soldier. Otherwise, I would've guessed Ricky Martin bc you know George Clooney would've taken it with just a grin, and not a peep.
I'm in love with Hugh Jackman please that was too easy. If this story were true I'd be giving myself to him on a platter. I know he'd like it. I don't think we'd ever get out of bed.
Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 10:43pm.
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Come one, "Onward Christian Soldiers"?!? Please! Like Fox Mulder, I want to believe, but some of those blind items are downright ridiculous.
Submitted by chefcammi on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 10:31pm
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I always had a suspicion about Vin Diesel; he flirted outrageously with Maria Menounos when she was on ET, but it looked kinda awkward - like it was fake.
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i dont think HJ is gay.
there... i said it.
vin diesal, totally one for the peen.
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Hugh's got a bit of the gay vibe...I still wanna hit it nine ways to Sunday. I'll even let him sing 'Onward Christian Soldier'.
I support my fellow Australians.
on #1, my guess is E: All of the Above
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 10:17pm.
Leeeeeeave Hugh Jackman alone, he isn't gay.
I love him and he loves me and I know this because our eyes locked when I was watching Wolverine. Just leave him alone, he never hurt anybody.
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Leeeeeeave Hugh Jackman alone, he isn't gay.
I love him and he loves me and I know this because our eyes locked when I was watching Wolverine. Just leave him alone, he never hurt anybody.
Submitted by barelybeagle on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 9:47pm.
Am I the only one who actually doesn't get a gay vibe from Hugh Jackman?! Probably..
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Am I the only one who actually doesn't get a gay vibe from Hugh Jackman?! Probably..
Wait a minute folks, I just looked at the 10 most sexy men in that issue (with Johnny Depp on the cover) and Ricky Martin and Vin Diesel are not even on the list!
Hugh Jackman is NOT GAY! There have NEVER been any instances that even hint at it!
And he had NOT been in lots of movies at that point.
Considering the men on the list, my guess is Hugh Grant.
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Submitted by Basement Baby on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 6:49pm.
Here's a blind item for you guys...
Which overstuffed intestinal casing of a woman locks her sister in a cold, dark basement for weeks at a time? The sister is forced to sew gaudy ruffled denim accessories in near darkness for the family's clothing line.
hahahahahaha. Umm... I'm stumped.
Hugh Grant, that man-whore is capable of that
It would be funny if 1 was Brad Pitt.
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Submitted by Lavadama on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 6:57pm.
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I'll be here tomorrow for another day of fuckery! I'm outtie *picturing Kelly Ripa's belly peen* in a few minutes. Have a GREAT night! *HUG*
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 6:52pm
All I can say to you, my dear, is please be here tommorrow so we can continue this fuckery.
The funniest things come out of people's mouths (or keyboards) when they're pissed off. It's an incredible thing to witness.
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Submitted by Lavadama on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 6:47pm.
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This lady has made me angry! OH NO!!!! I was trying to type an email for work and I ALL CAPPED something for emphasis then decided I was going to bold that fucker too, just to get my point across. I am thisclose to about 16 exclamation points! That woman is saying Jesus but working for Lucifer!
#2 is definitely avril. there have been several pictures of her hanging out with a wannabe lookalike.
Here's a blind item for you guys...
Which overstuffed intestinal casing of a woman locks her sister in a cold, dark basement for weeks at a time? The sister is forced to sew gaudy ruffled denim accessories in near darkness for the family's clothing line.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 6:37pm
OMFG @ direct line to jesus!!!!!
Now I'm exclamation point crazy!!!!
BENJAMIN BUTTONS!!!!!!
SQUID BRAINS!!!!!
God, that was fucking funny. You really are angry!!!
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Hope your day is going swell :-)
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"ANYWAY, in the dumpster she found a script for the Twilight sequel (all together now: WHERE IT BELONGS)" MK 5/12/09
"You know why Dlisters can't fucking stand Skankalina? Because we can smell a conniving, stinking cunt a mile away. " mikidais 5/12/09
Submitted by Lavadama on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 6:24pm.
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I clicked out & I couldn't remember what thread we were on! (twitter 1) ITA. I hate it that people think they have the road to heaven and everyone else is on the road to hell. Don't speak for god to me, bitch. I have a direct line like every other human being!!!! See there go the exclamation points again! This woman! Actually, I think she is amusing and I'm glad I don't ever have to be around her.
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 6:18pm
That's an interesting question. When I saw the black guy episode, she was skinnier, but not by much. Ha.
And I hate to say it, but she did deserve it. I hate it when people try to force their beliefs on others, and I HATE when people of a religious persuasion act all elite. Like they've got some precious secret that other people don't know about. Fuck off.
P.S. This why you need a twatter, FB!
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"ANYWAY, in the dumpster she found a script for the Twilight sequel (all together now: WHERE IT BELONGS)" MK 5/12/09
"You know why Dlisters can't fucking stand Skankalina? Because we can smell a conniving, stinking cunt a mile away. " mikidais 5/12/09
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 5:39pm.
a place to stand, and a place to grow, and call this land ON TAR I OOOOOOOO
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I did. I'm sorry. Whenever I think of a Jezuz Krispie, I think of DARRRRRRRRK SIDEEEED!!!!!!!
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You’ve never heard, “200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north.”
Submitted by Lavadama on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 6:15pm.
Even better than that, though, is she came back to the show, and they put her in a house with this black guy who hated white people, and he treated her absolutely horrible. It was cringe worthy for real. My reaction? HA-HA-HAHAHAHAHAH.
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That IS better! This woman did have a little taste of her own medicine coming to her. Didn't she also try to sue the show for upsetting her or something - no maybe she wasn't going to take the money or something? I didn't know she ended up with gastric bypass. Is she fat again? *crosses fingers* *feels guilty* *realizes Jesus is on my side* *giggles*
Submitted by freebird on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 6:10pm
LMFAO! That was a rant for the ages. I also love that she took the money and had gastric done for HERSELF. People like her make me sick in so many ways.
Even better than that, though, is she came back to the show, and they put her in a house with this black guy who hated white people, and he treated her absolutely horrible. It was cringe worthy for real. My reaction? HA-HA-HAHAHAHAHAH.
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"ANYWAY, in the dumpster she found a script for the Twilight sequel (all together now: WHERE IT BELONGS)" MK 5/12/09
"You know why Dlisters can't fucking stand Skankalina? Because we can smell a conniving, stinking cunt a mile away. " mikidais 5/12/09
Submitted by Lavadama on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 6:03pm.
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Her FREE daughter. This woman is a narcissistic NUTCASE!!!!!! She has brought out the exclamation points in me. *breathing breathing breathing*
Submitted by Secret Original on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 6:02pm.
Pics of Lavigne leaving a club "with a look-alike friend":
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/EhT2OwZ4qwO/Avril+Lavigne+Leaving+Boujis+...
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YIKES!! So now when I feel like saying, "Avril, go fuck yourself", it's not far off the mark.
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Submitted by Secret Original on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 6:02pm.
Pics of Lavigne leaving a club "with a look-alike friend":
Hwat! Les-be friends.
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 5:39pm.
and if it was a Canadian?
a place to stand, and a place to grow, and call this land ON TAR I OOOOOOOO
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Hahaha!! And with glowing hearts, we see thee rise.
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SHE IS DARK SIDED!!!!!!!!!!! God, I love that shit.
Weird and sobering reality trivia: The girl in the jean jacket in the video died 2 years ago. At least I think it was two years ago. It was a car accident. Her poor daughter :-(
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"ANYWAY, in the dumpster she found a script for the Twilight sequel (all together now: WHERE IT BELONGS)" MK 5/12/09
"You know why Dlisters can't fucking stand Skankalina? Because we can smell a conniving, stinking cunt a mile away. " mikidais 5/12/09
Pics of Lavigne leaving a club "with a look-alike friend":
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/EhT2OwZ4qwO/Avril+Lavigne+Leaving+Boujis+...
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 5:58pm.
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OH. MY. GOD. You did NOT!!!!! Not her!!!!!
Stop.
I have the answer to number 1!!!!
It's this ladies hubby!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns
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You’ve never heard, “200 killed today when Atheist rebels took heavy shelling from the Agnostic stronghold in the north.”
Sex and religion are twin fetishes, so hymn-singing while taking it up the ass doesn't surprise me. I'm voting for Vin Diesel too.
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Submitted by islandgirl on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 5:10pm.
Submitted by Annii on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 5:01pm.
Forgot to mention that Onward, Christian Soldiers is a british hymn, sounds more plausible for a british/scottish/irish man to sing that than an australian or american.
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Ooooh, good point! If it WAS an Australian (hypothetically speaking, of course), it'd probably have been "Waltzing Matilda".
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and if it was a Canadian?
a place to stand, and a place to grow, and call this land ON TAR I OOOOOOOO
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Submitted by girl_cheese on Wed, 05/13/2009 - 5:24pm.
Thank you, Sheeps. I'm a heathen myself so I never would've gotten the significance. Now I do.
Welcome! (I totally looked it up.) But I recall the hymn from when I was a young prat in wool shorts and bowtie.
The idea of Hugh Jackman taking it up the exit only makes me hot...is that weird....?
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That first BI... "Onward Christian Soldier"... Too fucking much... Can't breathe...
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Thank you, Sheeps. I'm a heathen myself so I never would've gotten the significance. Now I do. Just wish there was a YouTube video ... *sadness*
Cuddles - I think its Seann William Scott cuz there was a rumor that he was dating mega producer Brian Grazer and thats how Sean kept getting movie roles.