Thursday, May 14th 2009
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Chiara - It's Eurovision time which means beautiful disasters all over Europe dust off their fuckery and take the stage to dazzle the world! This is Chiara with the winning song from Malta called "What If We?" What if we cuddled up next to her gorgeous eyebrows and watched the stars sparkle in her eyes? They should give her the trophy for those brows alone! Call it a day. And the song. The song! It is sending me on a ride through the clouds on a giant porkchop!
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there are thin singers that never made it in the industry.. Singing = Voice... and she has the voice so her size doesnt matter... and she is extremely popular in europe....
Eurovision is fantastic. And it still confuses the hell out of a lot of people.
As "jwormyk" illustrated:
"Eurovision is almost a parody of itself..."
Um. Ya THINK? That's kind of the point, monkeybrain.
Jack Black in drag.
I have often heard that the Eurovision Song Contest is crap...now I know for sure.
Umm...Beth Ditto, anyone?
YEEEEEEEESH! She ain't gonna make it cuz she's FLAT! ACK!
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Unfortunately, she's never going to make it in this industry because she's FAT. I don't want to hear any bitching about this. That's the way it is.
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I am thinking she should have skipped the genie hair & wore it all down instead...Her face & head are way too frighteningly enormous to not be surrounded by hair.
Meh ... jabba the hut cleans up OK I guess ...
she may be a fat fuck but she sure has a voice...
wish i could get a better view of her chichis though... bet they're epic...
It's like the unfortunate offspring of a Disney song and Mr. Mister.
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That song hurt my eyes.
Norway will win this shit! Just watch and hear:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4D_hguWPQE&feature=channel_page
Alexander Rybak is gorgeous, and also has an eyebrow-situation.
YEY lol i never thought i'd see the day where malta was featured on the dlisted
I actually shrieked...
and not all maltese women look like her :/
the song is crap but she doesn't have a bad voice. you should have seen her before...she was bigger...
Another Beyonce live-mic feed tape?
she kinda reminds me of a broke down version of Alison Moyet. Luvs me some Alison.
That song (and vocals) is the most boring unoriginal piece of velveeta. Not saying it's bad just that it's been done a gazzilion times.
Eurovision is almost a parody of itself...
I think that Chiara is just wonderful! it doesn't require a good figure or a nice face to be a wonderful person! and apart from that her voice is just beautiful!!
And for all those who have been criticizing the Maltese women... don't forget that last year's singer (Morena) was awarded the title of the 5th most beautiful woman in the whole world!! DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE PASSING OUT COMMENT.
We are all just behind you Chiara and wish you the very best of luck!!
Yay Malta!! You never hear about us. I think the only Maltese person to be mentioned is Bruce Willis' new trophy wife.
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In a world of talentless skanks (like Montag and Spears) this bitch can really belt it. She shines. Never mind her size and no fat jokes!
malta represent! i'm half maltese, so it's funny to see such a tiny country get to be in the spotlight for a nanosecond. :)
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:44am.
EuroVision is some visual/vocal fuckery that one should experience first-hand at least once.
Only once is enough because that shit is ignunt.
I once made a snide remark about it and I almost got shanked by some European bitches. These bitches are deathly SERIOUS about this contest!
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So true.
They kicked Swissland out, the bastards. Probably were jealous!!!. And how the heck is Israel a part of Europe?. Bastards want the land, but not the identity of belonging to the African continent!
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"Reach For the Stars"... "Never Give Up"? I feel like my ten year old cousin wrote this song after watching an ABC Family after school special from 1992.
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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:21am.
That top she's wearing looks like it belongs on the driver's seat of a cab.
Where's her NECK? Her head looks looks a frikkin' globe.
Oh how I loathe eurovision and yet it's so hard to turn away. :) I agree, it must be seen at least once which also saves trying to explain the hot mess to people who don't live over here. We did have a drag queen sing our song one year. That's kinda something.
She had better make hot slut of the week.
Is that really the best you can do, Malta?
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never thought i'd see malta featured on here mk! ah well first time for everything. chiara's not that bad- and i think her make-up is worse than her eyebrows...
oh btw- not all maltese women look like her- we're quite a varied breed ;)
ROFLMAO @ WoodHorse, Face Transplant and MJF, Disney's Walrus!!
Love me some vacay timez in Malta tho.
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Submitted by woodhorse on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:44am.
BARBADO!!! **hugs, kisses, screams***
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EuroVision is some visual/vocal fuckery that one should experience first-hand at least once.
Only once is enough because that shit is ignunt.
I once made a snide remark about it and I almost got shanked by some European bitches. These bitches are deathly SERIOUS about this contest!
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She actually looks like that face transplant woman. Imagine someone doing that on purpose.
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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:21am.
That top she's wearing looks like it belongs on the driver's seat of a cab.
I've never been so proud to be Maltese....
can't wait for the second semi-final:)
I see a Disney movie about a walrus in her future. That and some more Hostess Cupcakes.
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Been to Malta, absolutely hated it. Was so dirty and all they do is hunt tourists' money....erghh.
All women there look like her.
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Isn't this "Porkchop" from Rupaul's drag race?
I love Malta. Awesome vacation spot.
What if she didn't eat so much?
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
MK, why the hell are you awake at this time??!! Or are you in Europe at the mo? That being said, thanks GOD you started posting earlier today. My morning was shit. Hate da boss ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!
she'd make a great ursula in "the little mermaid" musical. you go, girl.
So jealous of those eyebrows. ^.^