Double The Babies For Wanda Sykes!
A while ago, Wanda Sykes announced that the peen wasn't for her and the vag is where it's at it. Now Wanda has announced that she is a mommy to not one, but two BABY!!! friends. Wanda and her wife, Alex, welcomed twins into this cruel world on April 27th. That's what her rep told People.
I didn't know Wanda was married either, but it's not like I'm all up in her life. Apparently, Wanda and Alex managed to make it legal on October 25, 2008 before Prop 8. crashed the party and killed the fun.
Wanda's wife gave birth to a girl they named Olivia Lou and boy they named Lucas Claude. "All are happy and healthy and at home," says Wanda's spokeswhore.
Yeah, normal names. What kind of GD celebrity does Wanda think she is? Didn't she get the memo that celebwhores are only allowed to give their babies names of things found in the produce section of your local grocery store? Or of Disney characters nobody cares about? Shit Wanda, get with the program.
But seriously, a million congratulations to Wanda, her wifey and their new bundles of diarrhea and barf. I'm sure she's happy now, but wait until they start ruining her wet dreams with their crying and eating her shoes. Oh, wait do babies eat shoes? That might only be puppies.
• 
Its nice to see that Wanda changed her mind on being a parent. Her kids got nice & sweet names.
Welcome to the largest and most successful interracial dating site in the world!
----Mixedfriends.com---- is for sincere singles of all races,
seriously looking for an interracial relationship or interracial marriage.
Thousands of new members daily
GO WANDA
HAHAHAHAHA NICE HAIR, BITCH!
I loved her on Curb Your Enthusiasm, but I generally find her voice too irritating. Her and Chris Rock are the worst for voiceovers in animated films. And I love Chris Rock!
Congrats! Especially because they gave their babies sane, normal , nice names....and good for her keeping her life private....till now!
Here's Wanda in one of her greatest roles, Biggie Shorty!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpZtL6rCeGY
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
GOOD MORNING ALL HWORES & HE-SKANKS.
A big congrats to Wanda and her bitch! I loves the Wanda!
Many blessings of health and happiness and all that sappy crap.
Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?
i loved her mean ass in Monster in Law. she was the only watchable part!
"i think you broke my vagina bone!"
fuck yeah. i'm happy for her. right on. fuck the fucking haters!!! she killed it [in a good way] at the Correspondent's Dinner!!
Submitted by Fred Flintstone on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 11:27am.
Who the fuck is she? I mean seriously, who is she?
------------------------------
You'd probably recognize her voice if nothing else. It's really distinctive, and she's done lots of voiceover stuff.
I love Wanda. I was worried that she was taming her stand-up too much at the White House Correspondents Dinner until she got to the Limbaugh comments. Her jokes were somewhat cruel, but so was the Limbaugh comment that she'd quoted. Seemed fair game to me.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Who the fuck is she? I mean seriously, who is she?
Who?
I would love to hear what comes out of Wanda's mouth while she's gettin' that pussay licked!
I loved Wanda on Curb. Nobody puts Larry in his place better than Wanda or Susie. Time to bust out my "Curb" DVDs, I miss that show...
------------------------------------------------
"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
She's the inspiration behind bullets. Who would stick their dick in that. Oh yeah, nobody. Skank dyke.
She's funny, but I like Lisa Lampanelli
better, now She is FUNNY!!
_________________________________________♥
My favorite Wanda clip....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8FfFwtL91Q
Submitted by the violator on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:35am.
aww, for reals? I think Wanda is hilarious!
you know what show I miss?
CRANK YANKERS!
that was some funny shit :)
_____________________________________________
Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
hmm, so her dick works after all?
maybe she can give her "comedy" a break.
you've just been violated!
A little bit of Wanda goes a long way with me, but congrats to her and the missus and kids. Twins really are the new black. Ooops...NOT A RACIAL JOKE!
♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀♀
Chicago area 5K race 2009: http://rallyforautism.com/
Nothing matters but the weekend
From a Tuesday point of view
Like a kettle in the kitchen
I feel the steam begin to brew
congrats to wanda and the wife...and i thought wanda had many funny moments at the correspondence dinner...
_____________________________________________
Some people fight fire with fire. Professionals use water.
I did not know that she was gayelle. I'm usually a little behind the curve on those things. Probably because I go to Menards, not Home Depot.
piss off mopa for calling me an idiot. i'm a comedian. i hope your kidneys fail.
I'm not trying to be funny...
But is WANDA ROCKING A JERI CURL?!?!?!
AH...HELL NAW!!!
Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 8:50am.
Um, she's a COMEDIAN, you idiot. If you aren't, your comments are meant to be serious.
So, who is the bad person here?
Don't you get the hypocrisy?
Rush Limbaugh is NOT supposed to be a comedian. So the vile things HE says are not meant to be funny, but serious.
Get the difference?
Wanda is a hot bitch, and I can't wait for her observations on parenthood when they make their way into her stand up. She's a funny lady who is also intelligent and she doesn't play sides. She goes after everyone - the Obamas included. That's what a comic does - no one is safe, and she doesn't kiss up to celebrity OR political ass, and that's just fucking awesome.
YOU WORK, BITCH! *hearts*
~-*+*-~
"Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." ~ Cordelia Chase
i think people got "worked up" because this unfunny dyke wished the man's kidneys would fail. i hope her kidneys fail and her "wife's" do also.
Congrats to them! I love Wanda like mad. Damn, I would have married her.
Mrs. F... she was SO good on Curb Your Enthusiasm! I think it's almost time for me to watch that series for the 3,498th time.
And I think it's hilarious that some people are all worked up that she said Rush Limbaugh might be the 20th hijacker when she was speaking at the White House Correspondents Dinner. Ahahaha!
Congrats Wanda
I love the name Olivia.
__________________________________________♥
"I like the flak she is getting for what she said at the correspondence dinner about Limbaugh. Those crazy far-right republicans can say whatever they want about people, no matter how vile, but a comic makes obvious jokes about them and they are all in a tizzy. The hypocrisy alone is hysterical." aaaaaamen! :)
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
I am a SEXY and HOT girl from New York,
someday I found a HOT place for u guys, :-----SugarMommaCupid @ C O M ----, if you want- know more big fri-ends,even l-over, please have a try .
she was great on "Curb your enthusiasm" - what was her boyfriend's name, CrazyEyed Killa or something?
Congrats to them both! I love Wanda. :)
**********
"Are you coming or going? Or, are you coming, and then going? Or, are you coming and staying?" --Brian Kinney
Wanda's gorgeous!
Congrats to her and wifey.
--------------------------------------------------
"Dying is only worth it, if you have something to live for..."
Congrats to the couple on their new bundles of joy, and I like the names.
I love her. Congrats. She is on one of my favorite shows, The New Adventures of Old Christine.
I like the flak she is getting for what she said at the correspondence dinner about Limbaugh. Those crazy far-right republicans can say whatever they want about people, no matter how vile, but a comic makes obvious jokes about them and they are all in a tizzy. The hypocrisy alone is hysterical.
She's annoying and I'm sick of BBBAAAAAABBBIIIEEEESSSSS!!!!!!
Congrats to the happy couple. She is one funny lady.
I wonder how she would feel if someone wished her kids kidneys would fail? Well, if one set fails, they at least have a spare.
_____________________________________________
I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Congrats to the couple.
This is going to so wind up in her stand-up and I cannot wait!
And it is not like Wanda has been beat down by the ugly stick, so I am sure the babies are cute.
***************************************
The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.
http://www.myspace.com/triston
"Oh, wait do babies eat shoes? That might only be puppies."
MK I love you. ;)
she cracked some funny jokes at the white house correspondents dinner the other night :)
in the united states alone, about 4 million cats and dogs are euthanized each year for lack of homes to adopt them. YOU can help stop this.. spay or neuter your pet. please don't breed or buy while homeless animals die! support animal shelters<3
== CougarCircle.Com == Search beautiful mature women and have fun Whether romantic or flirtation. Thousands of single members with real photos are here waiting for you.
Olivia Lou? This a cute name indeed. Congrats!!!
She's not over the moon?
Wonder who's eggs they used? I'm only asking because I haven't seen a pic of the wife and, let's face it, Wanda's not the most attractive woman.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~