Stop The Snorting And Put Down The Rolled Bill!
HoHan got a job! And the job doesn't involve getting dick slapped on the face on camera! At least, I don't think so. Who knows, that may make the director's cut. Anyway, HoHan has been cast in a real movie that isn't of the porn variety! HoHan giving blow jobs to random dudes who claim they are big-time Hollywood producers has finally paid off. She will star in "The Other Side" with Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette.
Variety says the "indie fantasy comedy" is about "a grad student who must spend the summer working at a scientific institute on a remote island. She discovers an eccentric community of characters who are hiding a secret about a tragedy that took place many years before." Does it also involve a polar bear, a cloud of evil smoke, time traveling, moving islands and a baby blue Volkswagen van? This is some Dharma shit right here. "Shit" being the key word. I tell jokes. This sounds almost better than Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus. ALMOST.
Shooting will begin this summer on an island off the coast of Massachusetts. My guess is that it will premiere on a random Saturday at midnight on the Sci-Fi Channel. Check your local listings to make sure!
It's a good thing for HoHan that Woody Harrelson is in this cast, because he always bring the good shit. Bitches be stoned the whole time.
Here's the future Oscah winner at LAX yesterday with Granny Ali. You know, those leggings are doing nothing for HoHan's crotch area. Her pussy looks like it's hyperventilating.
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Well, based on her recent sexual history, maybe she tightened up. With getting tighter and her oral abalities she very well might be enjoyable. She does still have that big rack to play with.
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:55am.
Main pic: Thet isn't a camel toe, that's a hole!
Oh, and that story line makes no sense at all:
"A grad student who must spend the summer working at a scientific institute on a remote island..."
Huh???
Submitted by Laurel on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 12:45pm.
Woods Hole! Woods Hole is "...a scientific institute on a remote island." - in Massachusetts. There's a joke in there somewhere..
I don't even want to know who this girl is, but oh well. So much for being blissfully unaware. She can't be avoided. It's not possible.
I'd rather see her working, and doing well. Who were her friends while all of this fuckery was taking place, and how are they blameless? It's been obvious for a long time that she can't handle her buzz and needs lots of help.
This has been going on for too long, and I hope it ends well.
Wish I'd never heard of her, not kidding.
An island off the coast of Massachusetts? In summer? Not Martha's Vineyard or Nantucket during tourist season--unless the producers are trying to ensure they go wildly over budget and are hated forever by the locals. One of the Elizabeth Islands?
Edit: Variety says in October. So maybe MV? The fishermen will love them. Plus it's butt cold at times.
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Who wants to bet that Blohan will get dropped from this role before they even start filming? I can't believe that there is actually someone willing to give this bitch a job after her behavior and that disaster known as "I Know Who Killed Me"
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I thought this trick was moving to London?
Ugh, Dave Matthews AND Blohan?? How the fuck is that a marketable movie idea?
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I live in MA...The last thing I need is a Hohan sighting...Not to mention mini me creepozoid Scientologist Giovanni Ribisi, Dave Matthews and that horseface Alanis Morissette....Ugh...Terrible. I am sorry but I despise Dave Matthews, his music, his attitude & his touch of Downs face.
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Aw, Jesus Lohan-please don't skank up Woods Hole!
Maybe she will fall in the water(cough, cough, push her Ribisi) and get eaten by a great white...
Sounds like this will go straight to dvd.
1) I didn't know those fuck me leggings were made in men's sizes. That's a pee pee hole, like in long johns. I guess she had them made, so she could have easy access to sucking the dick of any male model who wore them.
2) WHOREhan is making an indie film because she can't get regular completion insurance & bonding like in a regular studio film. Indie films are notorious for cutting corners like this. She's thinking she can jumpstart her flushed down the crapper career this way; all it's going to do is show that she can't act, has no talent & will reinforce why the studios won't hire her now in the first place.
Basically, this "annonymous guy blowjob specialist" is fucked...
A stoner (Woody), a scientologist (Giovanni), a feminist (Alanis) and a crack ho (Lilo) walk onto a movie set....
This really does seem like the set-up for a joke.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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Woods Hole! Woods Hole is "...a scientific institute on a remote island." - in Massachusetts. There's a joke in there somewhere..
I hope this goes well for Lindsay. Maybe she'll refocus, think about getting her career back on track? Cape Cod sounds great!
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"indie fantasy comedy"
Code for:
1. Can't find a decent director or producer (indie)
2. Can't find a decent distributor (fantasy)
3. Can't restart anyone's career (comedy)
Joke's on you, LiLo.
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This POS will be out for one weekend, and head to DVD, like her other POS "I know who killed my career".
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Her Cuchini needs adjusting.
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"indie fantasy comedy..about a tragedy that took place many years before."
Hmmm.. sounds like LoHans' life story.. just sayin.
This.Movie.Sounds.Awesome.
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Her Cuchini needs adjusting.
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Why are people still hiring this good for nothing drug addict?
This family is hilarious. Blowhan FINALLY lands a role in another straight-to-DVD bomb and they all walk around like they are A-List again. What they don't even realize is that everyone is laughing AT them and take pleasure in watching them fail.
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Blowhan, wear underpants or a Cuchini. Is that what that thing is called? Nobody wants to see the camel toe.
Stay away from Woody Harrelson... Hohan!..I mean it.
I like Woody!
Watched White Men Can't Jump just last night.
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I smell another straight-to-video hit! And why the hell is she wearing Saran Wrap on her hooves?
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Submitted by jasfeb2000 on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:19am.
OH! And I saw HoHan and her mom at Stereo one night. Why I was at Stereo I have no idea, but nonetheless....I coul SWEAR I saw White Oprah do a bump off the table! no joke!
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I have to say that although I find his music boring, I do admire that he helped raise his sister's orphaned children and his charity work.
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read a rolling stone interview with dave matthews about a year ago. he's a self-important idiot.
His band is lame too.
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i'm gonna kick all of your asses for dissing my man Dave.
Dave Matthews like in the Dave Matthews Band? Oh GAWD, I won't watch based on that alone, I can't stand their music. Same tone and sound for every fucking song! *ahhhhhhh*
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HEY SQUEEZY DO NOT BE DISSING DAVE!!!! I'll cut ya!!! He was fabulous on House. That said, I am VERY disappointed that he would be in a movie with Hohan. She's gross.
This may be a lot of BS. She supposedly was working on a tanning cream or some other nonsense. The bitch cannot tell the truth. Gee, I wonder if Ali will have a role.
This is an indie film that will go directly to the $1 DVD bin at Wal-Mart.
LiLo actually should produce and star in a bio on Marilyn Chambers or Dana Plato. She was born for either part. Her outcome will be the same, too.
Lindsay's a decent actress, but she's not THAT amazing.
And who the fuck decided Dave Matthews was an actor? Did anyone see him on SNL a few years back? He was awful! And I really wanted to like him too.
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Yeah...another remake of The Island of Doctor Moreau because the 7 other remakes aren't quite enough.
Two years ago, she was looking for a role to get an Oscar nod, wonder if this is it?
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There's always a cloud of smoke where Harrelson is involved, right?
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The movie sounds like a sequel to the "Island of Dr. Moreau".
Yea, it has SciFi channel written all over it.
I hope it's not REALLY a Lost-ripoff like it sounds. That would be laaame.
I'm hoping this child can get her shit together. She's one of the few kids who can act.
*giving side eye to Amanda Bynes, and the casts for HSM and the newer 90210 bullshit*
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Yeah, but this would involve showing up on time, actually working -- you know.. being responsible.
Can't see it.