"Jon & Kate Are Over"
That's what Kate Gosselin's brother, Kevin, told RadarOnline. Don't you adore siblings? They are good for all sorts of things including selling your ass out to the media. Although, Kate is probably behind this, because I am under the impression that she's behind everything! She's a cunt mastermind. Kate promised Kevin that if he made that claim, her hair would stop pecking at him during Thanksgiving dinner.
In a video interview, Kevin said Kate told Jon that their marriage is dead. Just like his nutsack! Kevin says Kate is only keeping up the charade for the sake of their reality show. Kate is hoping that with all this press she'll land her own talk show. Kevin adds, "Their family is in shambles." Just like her hair!
Kevin's hewife, Jodi, also chirped in, "The show is not reality, and has not been for a long time. This is a train wreck." TRAIN WRECK?! You know what's a train wreck? Jodi's overall look! Peep at this bitch. That's a dood. Don't get me started on Kevin. Or that fugly vase in the background. Don't. Get. Me. Started.
Kevin didn't talk about the rumors that Kate is sexing up her bodyguard (the grey fox in the picture above), but Kate herself continues to deny it. I kind of believe the rumor. Look at that dude's face. That's the face of a man who has seen things that cannot be UNSEEN.
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oops, how much she missed "those" kids. Her nieces and nephews.
MK- Don't be mean to the jodester. They're just tragically gorgeous regular folk, and Kate kicked Jodi's ass to the curb a long time ago. She used to be on the show and be a huge part of the kid's lives, and there was some disagreement about money or something, and Kate cut off all contact with her. She used to have a blog about how heartbroken she was and how much she missed her kids, but it magically "disappeard". I don't blame her ass for throwing kate under the freight train. Stupid cunt. (Kate. Not Joders.)
I don't like her and I get the impression that she's just as guilty as Jon. She used her kids to make a name for herself. Sad.
I can't stand her, but how shitty to sell your own sister out.
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I find it funny that people say that TLC is making money off of the kids' 'cuteness.' I know you are all right, but I personally have never found those kids cute. I find them almost (dare I say it) 'slow' or 'special'. Someone else commented they appear to have a 'touch of the Downs syndrome.' That's a good way of explaining it. And had anybody seen the pics of Jon from way back when he and Kate were dating? He looked like he was trying to be a bad-boy party dude, and he just looked ridiculous. I think the only reason Kate wanted him was for his (his Daddy's) money.
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She's out of her mind if she thinks that silver fox body guard is gonna marry her and be the stepdaddy to eight children. He's in it for the money, not because of her glamorous mug, girlish figure and sweet gentle demeanor. Dude must be hung like Ron Jeremy if he could get her off after pumping out eight kids. Her snatch is probably the size and shape of a hula hoop.
Brad, Jon, and Octomom's parents should get together and hire Somali pirates to get all 500 kids away from these evil hags and support the kids with the proceeds from the weepy, martyrizing books that Mommies Dearest are sure to write.
what the hell does she need a bodyguard for? like, in case someone kidnaps her and renders her incapable of raising all those kids so they can swoop in and do it? a bodyguard? for a soccer mom? really? half those kids have glasses, don't think they'll be playing soccer anytime soon .. sorry, i'm taking it out on the kids but just want to pee [warm old homeless man type ammonia pee] on her hair
OMG Kate is schtumping James Brolin!! Someone call Babs!!
This bitch is just like my neighbor. She alienated her own mother and MIL. The neighbor is a total control freak, too. P-whipped husband, too. She spends her day makin lists for other people do.
Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
I think the show ran it corse last year. This is obviously affecting Maddy. The younger ones it's just marketing on their "cuteness". It is bound to affect them later. I find 2 of the sextuplets have potato faces Kate is just becoming power hungry.
It's been over for a while now. When they started getting FREE stuff and going on all these vacations. The show came less about a Mom & Dad raising the 8 kids in a small house. It came more about the trips and making money off the kids cuteness.
Quick!!! Someone stuff a rolled up sock or gag into her mouth before she starts talking!!!!!!!!
Jon Must just daydream about doing such a thing............
cunt mastermind? Ok that was pretty funny.
I love this blog and love the snark and the way MK writes and literally destroys people who deserve it. The only reason why I said anything is that this person truly does not.
I wish her hair was over.
If you are looking for class and intellect , your barking up da wrong tree yo'
Hop over to Popsugar, where licking celeb's taint ,farting rainbows and pixie dust about celebs is norm.
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
So what Lady Pecknpaw and Nosackleft are breaking up..did no one see this coming?
Maybe after the divorce,poor Jon can finally get some of his cojones back. I said some....
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Her hair would stop pecking him during Thanksgiving dinner. LMAO! Her hubby needs to man up and leave that crazy bird once and for all.
Nothing shock me that whole show is rubbish . They are using their kids for cash adn people bash the octo mom. She is wrost then her , she treat poor Jon like crap on that show. Their daughter maddie = spoil brat like her. She seem to like the camara, and that marriage is dunzo you can tell from their TV show.
jon the downsyndrome midget and kate the bisexual porcupine plus 8
Dayum, this bitch looks like she is really trying to get her groove back. Go on with your bad self, Kate!
Love this bitch.she's the cuntiest cunt who ever cunted & I admire her for it:D
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Oh boohoohoohoo that MK called Jodi a dood.
Why the fuck should he spare ANYONE?
I don't give a crap if he photo shopped the Virgin Mary into some leather gear, grinding one of her high heels into a ball gagged Jeez-bus. Adult or infant Jeez-bus, I don't care.
Pick which offends your fragile flower aesthetics more. Get in a foam over that one.
If Dood Jodi didn't want to be in the media, she could have just STFU. People rescue kinder from miserable situations every day without drawing attention to themselves. That orangutan, Karta, has more sense than the these fukkktardians.
ARE YOU WATCHING UNCLE DARWIN? Where are you when we need you most? Take this mess out STAT!
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she's hideous, but i totally would jump ship with the grey fox if the alternative was that HIDEOUS douche of a husband of hers. i mean, who would marry her? that says it all about him... he's dumb, but he asked for it. they're all yucky- except this fabulous body guard.
She reminds me of those douchey mall moms who are still using the handicapped tag from back when they were pregnant (you can get those for pregnancy down here)to get the good parking spots. You know, the moms who spend two hours on hair, clothes and make-up (to disastrous effect) and spend about five minute throwing something on the kids. Once they all make it inside the mall, the kids are tearing up the store while getting an occasional "stop that" from ol' mother of the year there. Yep, she brings that to mind.
Ok, enough pontificating, I need some liquor.
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soneone said yesterday this cunt looks like a mean suburban soccer mom!
I saw a picture of her pre show.. she had dark hair, was even uglier (if u can believe it) and fat.
The producers gave her bleached teefs, tummy tuck and new clothes. now she dresses like Michelle Pfeiffer in married to the mob'!
UGH!
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS GETTING SO mUCH PRESS? THEY AREN'T CELEBRITIES!
My GOD.
Jon and Kate Plus Hate.
Submitted by Molotov Cocktease on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 12:23pm.
OMG I couldn't give less of a fuck if I tried. What I do find fascinating is that there are actually ppl fighting over this shit
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WERD, Mama! LOL. EVERYONE is fair game to MK. And seriously, it makes me laugh my ass off every time I see someone start "defending" a celeb on this blog. It's a SNARK (Snide Remarks) Blog, people. You're not gonna get warm fuzzies unless MK's talking about Anderson Cooper, animals or dildos. Anyone who's in the spot light is fair game for his brand of snark.
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Didn't Jodi and Kate have a falling out? I don't know how much to believe from this broad, but I do believe their marriage is fucked. And FINALLY. Jon deserves to go out and fornicate with as many college drunk chicks as possible for the shit he had to put up with over the years. Go Go Gadget, GO!
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Um, guys...I come to this blog because it's bitchy celeb gossip that's NOT intellectual or classy. Obviously his writing style is probably a lot of put-on persona, but let's not pretend that talking peens, no-no holes, butt jelly, and Coco's ass is anything but crude and infantile. Bitches please. Save the rabid defenses for something that actually needs defending.
But he doesn't strike me as someone with class or intellect, so I'll let it slide.
Oh, no you didn't...
"But he doesn't strike me as someone with class or intellect, so I'll let it slide."
This is about MK, right?
This IS SARCASM, RIGHT?
If not, prepare dannysdick....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
uh oh dannysgirl...dems fighting words! MK is the EPITOME of class and intellect, and if you feel otherwise, well, you're a SQUID BRAYNS
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Remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
I can't wait until Jon and Kate are no longer in the press. It is getting a bit annoying at how much coverage this OCD woman and her lying cheating husband are getting. Those poor kids. Urgh...Too bad their extended families don't have contact with these children at least they could be with them until their parents decide they are done being famewhores. Oh and if the paps are "animals" as kate calls them then why does she have bodyguards you know since she is not a celeb. Right?
Who watches this shit? Bitch Pleeez
Sorry, didnt mean to come off harsh, but it irks me to no end when someone DEFENDS this evil cunt but ATTACKS the sweet people coming to the children's defense.
And I agree, it was low of MK to call Jodi a "dood" when she's a very kind, sweet woman.
But he doesn't strike me as someone with class or intellect, so I'll let it slide.
WTF is going on? Fight on here and fight in the Jen thread. Geez! Happy Fursday!
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I love this blog but have to cry foul this one time. First of all, I think Aunt Jodi is beautiful. If you ever had the chance to see her interact with the children on the show, you would see she is a beautiful person inside and out. She and her husband have been keeping quiet but felt the need to speak out for the kids. Please do not judge them. Their intentions are absolutely pure, which is refreshing in this day and age. If there has ever been a couple to lay off of, please let it be this one. They are good people...as good as you get.
OMG I couldn't give less of a fuck if I tried. What I do find fascinating is that there are actually ppl fighting over this shit
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Remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
BDA, you dumbfuck, why don't you bitch about stuff you know about.
Kevin and Jodi don't give 2 shits about money. They never ASKED FOR A DIME. They are well off and have five children of their own. It was TLC that approached them and offered to pay them for being on the show. They didn't say yes, they approached Kate and asked what she thought....she screamed "NO ONE MAKES MONEY OFF MY KIDS BUT ME!" and said she was done with them.
THEN She made Kevin "choose" between his family or her, because the parents were sickened at what Kate was doing to her kids (exploitation). He CHOSE his mother and father..and Kate cut all ties.
If Jodi and Kevin were after money, they could've sold this story YEARS AGO. They didnt even give private details on that video, they just said "Kate's no angel like she portrays".
Did it ever occur to you they LOVE THE KIDS and are exposing Kate for the cunt she is OUT OF CONCERN for the family and fans???
Piss on you for judging this sweet family who never got anything but shit on by KON (Kate and Jon). And SHE never came out with any website... her sister did, only to expose this con artist of a family.
Get your facts straight, LOSER.
Submitted by TomIsATool on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 11:00am.
She no longer speaks to ANY of her family. She doesn't speak with Jons mother. Her original hometown despises her. She cut off her father's church because when she was pregnant with the tups they donated all kinds of stuff and she was overheard by the congregation having a hissy fit that 'none of it matched'.
You forgot that wanted cash and not the genly used clothing. She also claimed she was doing it alone, she lied and medicaide provided a free nurse. She wanted the tups classed disabled so she could keep the nurse but the paper outed her.
http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/s_334106.html
Is anybody really surprised? I've only seen a couple of episodes of this show and I was always surprised one of them didn't bitchslap the other. It's obvious they can't stand each other.
How do these people have time for all these shenanigans with 8 young children?
Last week, Larry King had Kate on. Just before, there was a shot of Kate sitting there with a look on her face that could turn you to stone. Then you hear Larry's deep, gravelly voice saying,(something like), "Tonight we have Kate Gosslin. Kate, you look great", then her bitch-face brightened to a bitchy smile.
I couldn't watch. She scared me!
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Who does this bitch think she is?? Jessucka Simpson? That's why she ditched Nick Lachey. She thought she was hot shit and went ankles up for the Jackass jackasses. I hope we see Kate with a string of loser men during the divorce battle.
I did not make this up, bitch thinks we want to look like her.
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/kate-gosselin-everybody-wants-my-hairstyl...
Goddamn. If she's banging that bodyguard that is one helluva step up from Jon.
Even though I never watched the show this whole scandal has completely fascinated me for some reason. Or maybe its the dead blonde skunk that died on her head. Yep thats it.
I can't stand the sight of her. Louise, you hit the nail on the head. She's totally in "head cheerleader" mode. Can't stand her so-called style. The hair, the clothes, the smug face, blech. She looks so desperate right now--seriously, all that's missing is that Ed Hardy t-shirt, and some piece of shit silver jewelry from Tiffany (something cheap, like that bracelet everyone and their mothers have).
Did anybody see that drecht of their renewing their wedding vows? I saw bits of it, while fighting back the inevitable mouth pukes. I remember Kate explaining to the trolls that this means mommy and daddy are going to be together forever...