"Jon & Kate Are Over"
That's what Kate Gosselin's brother, Kevin, told RadarOnline. Don't you adore siblings? They are good for all sorts of things including selling your ass out to the media. Although, Kate is probably behind this, because I am under the impression that she's behind everything! She's a cunt mastermind. Kate promised Kevin that if he made that claim, her hair would stop pecking at him during Thanksgiving dinner.
In a video interview, Kevin said Kate told Jon that their marriage is dead. Just like his nutsack! Kevin says Kate is only keeping up the charade for the sake of their reality show. Kate is hoping that with all this press she'll land her own talk show. Kevin adds, "Their family is in shambles." Just like her hair!
Kevin's hewife, Jodi, also chirped in, "The show is not reality, and has not been for a long time. This is a train wreck." TRAIN WRECK?! You know what's a train wreck? Jodi's overall look! Peep at this bitch. That's a dood. Don't get me started on Kevin. Or that fugly vase in the background. Don't. Get. Me. Started.
Kevin didn't talk about the rumors that Kate is sexing up her bodyguard (the grey fox in the picture above), but Kate herself continues to deny it. I kind of believe the rumor. Look at that dude's face. That's the face of a man who has seen things that cannot be UNSEEN.
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That really disgusting of them. People who watch their show know that Kate's brother and sister-in-law are bitter. Apparently they were on the show and wanted to get paid but Kate said FUCK THAT IT'S MY SHOW so they weren't on the show anymore. Then all of a sudden after they got kicked to the curb they decided that the show wasn't healthy for the kids and started up websites and shit bashing Jon and Kate. You see according to them they were fine with the show while THEY WERE ON but as soon as Kate ended that shit they had a problem with it. So they have been bitter ever since then and this does not surprise me. It's such a shame that money does this to people and I'm not just talking about Jon and Kate but also their greedy ass family Jodi and Kevin. If they had a problem with the show and saying Jon and Kate are greedy for money then so are they. It took them no time to come out and start yapping to the press about their own FAMILY mind you. Ugh.
For those of you wondering what all the fuss is about with this mess, wander over to Gosselins Without Pity. You'll find all you'll need to know there.
The Moderators of GWOP have done an excellent job of exposing the sham that is 'Jon and Kate Plus Eight'. Their main concern has always been for the Gosselin children who are apparently used for the gain of the parents and the production company that makes the show.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 11:07am.
@ Sheeps
ROTFL! I meant the lady in the back with the glasses, but worded it wrong.
Unless that lady has a show, too. I would totally watch "The Little Lady and Giant Frowny Man Show."
Or as TLC would call it, "Little Lady, Giant Frowny Man"
That guy is HUGE!
When this show runs it's inevitable course, they can team her up with Octomom for a "Simple Life" kind of reality show. The two of them can go around the country doing odd jobs to support their 800 babies.
Octomom can then afford Similac and Restylane and the Hellbitch can continue blowing cash at Hot Topic and Super Cuts.
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Kate and Jodi's style just screams Pennsylvania soccer mom.
Oh borg, do some research on that witch. You can find tons of it.
Actually Jody's sister is the one who initially spoke out when it went down because jodi was so hurt. She loves those kids and was always there for them. Jody then finally responded herself and said yes it did happen like that.
Kate is PURE EVIL and I wish all those fans of that show would just hear the truth.
OMG @ TomIsATool. Is that why the sister-in-law is not featured on the show? I loved the sis-in-law but if thats true, then Kate is a bigger bitch than I thought. Why would you begrudge ur sis-in-law some extra $. The sis-in-law has (i think) 3 kiddies of her own and to still offer to help out. Wow I am sooooooooooooo disappointed in hearing this. I loved this show and the lil kids who are the true victims in all of this. I will say I couldnt understand how Kate can travel so much and leave the kids behind. Tryin to recapture some of her lost youth for sure. I also thought it was very strange that the rest of Kate's and Jon's family are not in contact and dont appear on show. All Kate's help are from strangers. Now it all becoming clear.
@ Sheeps
ROTFL! I meant the lady in the back with the glasses, but worded it wrong.
Unless that lady has a show, too. I would totally watch "The Little Lady and Giant Frowny Man Show."
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 10:46am.
Something tells me that little lady can hold her own in a fight and is a screamer, biter, and hair puller.
And that's just on her reality show.
She no longer speaks to ANY of her family. She doesn't speak with Jons mother. Her original hometown despises her. She cut off her father's church because when she was pregnant with the tups they donated all kinds of stuff and she was overheard by the congregation having a hissy fit that 'none of it matched'.
Who's left Kate?????
It can't be everyone else????
oops posted 2x in my anger, lol
Submitted by JillyPoo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 10:49am.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 10:25am.
If she wore an Ed Hardy t-shirt she'd be REALLY cool!
LMAO...too true. Enough with the Ed Hardy shit everywhere!!
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I've noticed how these TV moms only seem to be a "mom" while the cameras are rolling. I don't watch that lame show but I have NEVER seen her with her kids. Just another cunt more interested in fame/notoriety than loving on her little ones.
Yes, Kate is trying wayyyy to hard with her appearance. Totally out of touch with what "the young people" are wearing these days, lol. Get an 'edgy' haircut and wear shitty faux hipster shades all you want, Kate - everyone knows you're still just a frigid, suburban bitch with stretch marks and a fat cottage-cheese ass. Boo hoo, Jon won't touch you anymore. This misguided attempt at reclaiming your youth is so sadly pathetic for a mother of 8. Try growing a soul and thinking about something other than what people think of you and perhaps someone, somewhere, someday might actually stimulate your vagina out of something other than condescending pity. You fucking dumpster ho.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 10:25am.
If she wore an Ed Hardy t-shirt she'd be REALLY cool!
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Why does she always look so smug? Like she actually accomplished something besides squeezing things out of her vagina. That's not a very unique talent. There are women in Tijuana who shoot a variety of things out of their vaginas on a nightly basis. I got three words for her: One Trick Pony.
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@ Sheeps
Hm....I hadn't thought of that.
Okay, I'll recruit those two pieces of hotness on the left who are obviously not impressed with Kate and we'll go at them ninja style.
Something tells me that little lady can hold her own in a fight and is a screamer, biter, and hair puller.
Kevin & Jody are cool, normal people. That bitch Kate had them removed from the show when she found out that TLC offered to finally pay Jodi for all the free work she was doing at the Gosselin house.
When Kate found out her words were " NO ONE will profit off of my family". She later went on to approve a stranger for the nanny.
Kate is a bitch straight up. It's about time Jon found his balls and tested out his manhood.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 10:40am.
Looking at him, I think I could take him down, too.
He might be packing.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 10:39am.
Why does she have a bodyguard?
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I know that hair makes me want to start swinging.
Looking at him, I think I could take him down, too.
Why does she have a bodyguard?
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Yes, this smacks of, "I'm a cool mom!!"
I can smell her perfume through the monitor. It's called, "Trying too hard."
She's not a hipster. She's one of those gossipy, cliquey moms who never matured past junior high.
Big whooptee fuckin DOOOOO
I kinda like her clothes though.
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The saddest part of situations like these is that some day, the kids are going to find all this shit on the internet about their parents. Jon and Kate should've ended the reality show shit a long time ago for the sake of their family. Need money? Get a REAL job like the rest of us. There's a family in my town that has 14 or 15 kids. They were featured on a TLC show once, but it was ONE episode. If they can support a family of at least 16 without a reality show, Jon and Kate can support 10 without one.
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There is a teacher at my daughters school sporting "the Gosselin".
I couldn't stand her before the coif, I hate her more now.
Her outfit just screams "Cool Mom". Is she a hipster? She's got the white sunglasses and the shag, asymmetrical haircut. All she needs is an Iron Maiden t-shirt.
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I. Hate. Her. Hair.
loozer...
James Brolin... of course!
So JB will play the bodyguard in the Lifetime movie... who will play Jon and Kate? The Octo Gang can play the kids in the early years....
ricki lake - thanks for the color analysis! One good thing the color combo does for Kate though - it takes attention away from those absurd sunglasses.
You can certainly get away with "weird" color combinations like red and pink or red and purple, orange and pink, etc. However these colors are harder to match so you really need to pay attention to this specific shade. Her outfit obviously does not go together, and that's why it is so jarring. The shade of pink is a tad too light and delicate I think for that Michael Jackson-red jacket. It would help to be a darker, deeper pink, although the jacket is still as fug as Kate's face. I LOVE colors (hoooooomo! lol) but it's kinda hard to like, lay down specific rules. You just kinda tell by eyeing it whether it works or not.
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I am probably the least hip and trendy about fashion, so "no red with pink" is about as much as I know about what goes with what. I also know that you shouldn't wear socks with sandals. Hmm, let's see... no white after Labor Day.... don't wear orange-y lipstick or your teeth will look (more) yellow... I think that's about all I know!
Gawd, I am a fashion nerd. I think red and pink look good together once in a while.
That hair, however, looks like a dead possum.
Is that James Brolin dipping into the Kate clam dip? Does Babs know?
Submitted by Mrs. F. on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 9:35am
Probably culture. And that pink is actually more of a coral color. I think it if were lighter, it would look better, and perhads the texture of the jacket just doesn't go, either.
I don't know why I'm talking about this stuff. I'm not necesarily the most hip and trendy when it comes to fashion.
This just all seems like a big publicity stunt to get people to watch their show. Especially with Octomom nipping at their heels. TLC probably threatened them with cancellation unless they upped the ante.
KD
True, as far as I know, pink is just red with some white mixed in (that's how it worked with fingerpaint, anyhow). Don't know why the combination can be so bothersome... maybe if the red has too much orange in it, which I think is true here?
Are there any color scientists in the house who can explain why pink and red can be so jarring? or have we been brainwashed? Maybe it's a cultural thing...
I think we ALL need to file suit against Kate's hairdresser for, making us look at that hair. Tired of being pecked to death............Any attornies in the house?
If true, I really feel bad for the children. The twin older girl's seem to be little bitches now and this will only make things worse for them!
I've never watched this show but from the Dlisted whorz I know that Kate is a shrieking seahag and Jon is pussy-whipped. The kids are basically fucked for spending their formative years being filmed for television.
I also think Jon is majorly gay in the face. Maybe this "caught with another woman" is just a red herring to distract us from the real goings-on.
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Dude looks more like James Brolin than Josh does.
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Kate is a raging she-beast and Jon finally found a scrap of his manhood and is fighting to get the hell out of Dodge. I think he wanted to be caught so he would force her hand to divorce him.
This whole sorry mess needs to go the fuck away.
Yeah is your marriage worth trading for 8 kids?
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So, let's say they get a divorce. How do you deal with child support? He doesn't have a job, she doesn't have a job. Or, will Kate talk TLC into having a show with her as a so called single mom?
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The only reason they aren't together is that Jon got tired of people calling him a pussy and a wimp. If his hen-pecked-ness hadn't been so public, he would have continued to live with it.
Trust.
My mom does the same thing to her boyfriend. The ONLY time I've ever seen him lose his temper was when my sister and I yelled at our mom that she was being mean to him. He was embarassed that we brought it out in the open and essentially calling him a wimp. THEN he got mad. But, 13 years later, he's still taking it.
Ugh. I actually believe that there probably is some TV exec out there who would give this angry pig a talk show because she is "relatable to real women" or some stupid shit like that. If she gets her own show I will hunt her down, tie her up, and toss her to wild boars to trample and mangle before I finish her off by grabbing her eyeballs, pulling them out of her head, strangling her with her optic nerves before I rip off her porcupine head and piss down her miserable throat. HATE that ho!!!
Don't be hating on Aunt Jodi! I think she is pretty and she was SO helpful and kind to Jon and Kate. Lynniepoo, the only reason they appeared on the show in the past is because Jon and Kate used them to babysit all 8 of their kids (along with their own 4 kids) so they could do things like get hairplugs, or a tummy tuck or teeth whitening. Aunt Jodi really cares about those kids and gave them each the attention they needed. The only reason they are not on the show now is because Kate banned them from her life, just like she does with everyone else.
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Submitted by Mrs. F. on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 8:59am.
KD, in approx. 1981 "Seventeen" magazine announced that red and pink could go together.... but that offer expired a long time ago.
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But pink really is just a shade of red, right? It doesn't work here, though, that's for sure. I really like the jacket, though.
Khate actually believes that she can get a talk show? I doubt anyone would watch it.
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I am SHOCKED.
If these two can't make it work in fake TV Reality life, WHO CAN!?!!!
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