"Jon & Kate Are Over"
That's what Kate Gosselin's brother, Kevin, told RadarOnline. Don't you adore siblings? They are good for all sorts of things including selling your ass out to the media. Although, Kate is probably behind this, because I am under the impression that she's behind everything! She's a cunt mastermind. Kate promised Kevin that if he made that claim, her hair would stop pecking at him during Thanksgiving dinner.
In a video interview, Kevin said Kate told Jon that their marriage is dead. Just like his nutsack! Kevin says Kate is only keeping up the charade for the sake of their reality show. Kate is hoping that with all this press she'll land her own talk show. Kevin adds, "Their family is in shambles." Just like her hair!
Kevin's hewife, Jodi, also chirped in, "The show is not reality, and has not been for a long time. This is a train wreck." TRAIN WRECK?! You know what's a train wreck? Jodi's overall look! Peep at this bitch. That's a dood. Don't get me started on Kevin. Or that fugly vase in the background. Don't. Get. Me. Started.
Kevin didn't talk about the rumors that Kate is sexing up her bodyguard (the grey fox in the picture above), but Kate herself continues to deny it. I kind of believe the rumor. Look at that dude's face. That's the face of a man who has seen things that cannot be UNSEEN.
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saw clips of that show too. Want to know why you don't see good parents on reality TV? Because they're busy being good parents.
KD, in approx. 1981 "Seventeen" magazine announced that red and pink could go together.... but that offer expired a long time ago.
Dear God, I hope Kate doesn't get her own show out of this mess. I saw her on the Rachel Ray show earlier this week & thought she even came across as a bitch on there too. Rachel was trying to engage her in conversation & all Kate could say was how everything she does is for her kids...blah...blah...blah. Kate can only think of one thing and her brother actually got it right. All she cares about is fame and fortune & she doesn't care what toll it takes on her family to get it. I hope Jon gets custody of all the kids. Wouldn't that take the air right out of Kate's sails? Poetic justice.
Haha @ that lady in the back round she looks like she thinking "who da hell is that bitch"
I don't care about these two at all!
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I was told you aren't supposed to wear red and pink together. When I was 6, I thought my red shirt and pink pants looked awesome together, but my mom made me change.
Maybe this chick will finally go home and raise her kids. Nah.
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Uh...is this really unexpected? Of course their marriage is dead. I'm only suprised she thinks she's actually keeping up a charade on the show. Ho makes it more than obvious every time she opens her cunt trap that she despises Jon. We have eyes and ears, Kate. Narcissistic goody two-shoes bitch.
Maybe Kate can team up with Ty-ty and I can gouge my eardrums out with a pencil!
What am I talking about? Ty-ty won't share her stage.
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You say potato, I say vodka!
Please tell me she got dressed in the dark.
I have a gigantic logjam of hateful comments about this bitch sitting in my head, but I'm too lazy to unleash it.
Color me un-fucking surprised. I was wondering what happened to Kevin and Jodi...
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Give the brother and his wife a show! I love how he parts his hair - he looks like Shemp Howard when he's got a hot date.
Didn't Aunt Jodi have a blog about the family a while back? Someone here posted a link I think.
Kate... a talk show? That's bad, because she's never more annoying than when she's talking. On top of the horrible things she says, which are either hateful or beyond banal ....that accent! (I'm from Pennsylvania too and find that accent EXTREMELY GRATING)
i never even watched this show and i hate this bitch.
CAn someone please tell me what she's wearing and how she thinks she matches?
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 8:06am.
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Hahahaha...I smell it.
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It's Dee's fault that I learned how to make the ♥ thingy. And I promised her I'd use it excessively.
*inhale*
Smell that? It's the smell of schadenfreude. And it smells like Clive Owen.
*inhale*
Ahhhhh
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Yeah, if your marriage is swirling in the toilet, nothing will help bring it closer quicker than a litter of fert rats.
FAIL!
Since when do babe-bees ever solve an intimacy problem?
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Good fucking God I hate these two shitheads and I only barely know who the fuck they are!! Why do people get famous nowadays for breeding like rats?
I am waiting for the day that she gets knocked up the old fashioned way by some poor dude. AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAaaaa!
I cant even watch that mess because she is a cunt and her hair is a cunt also. Its so ugly that I have to call her hairdo a cunt because it's just the ugliest possible word to describe that mess.
Katebeast must use the song -Dualing Banjos- as her talk show theme.
What the hell could she possibly say that would be interesting? How to dress down a human soul and scream at help? Tips on staying with a total Douche and playing the Christian martyr pity card? How to get a shitty haircut that looks like the ass end of an Afghan hound?
Boggle!
Love the fact that everyone involved is nothing but inbred trash.
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...Great message from the brother tho. He off the XMAS list now.
Oh, but they seemed like such a happy couple!
ROFL!
Honestly, did anyone expect them to stay together anyway, even before all this stuff came out?
They obviously can't stand each other.
Hopefully, this will wake people up to the reality that...
1) A litter of babies doesn't bring happiness
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2) Putting your life in the spotlight in a reality show usually kills relationships.
How many reality show break-ups is this now?
Submitted by The C word on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:37am.
Jon and Kate and I still don’t give a shit.
Yeah, I’ve never been very good with rhymes.
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Give me the good news.......Where do you get your hair done?
Who gives a shit.
They can both go jump in a live volcano for all I care.
Good Morning DListed Kittens.
please get started on that mess ~ she hulk to the right looks like he gives it to him good - and that vase ` please let em have it ~
michael k ~ your sweet words can charm the morning dew right off the honeysuckle!
After the divorce Jon could make some money by writing a tell-all book about the marriage and marketing it to male masochists. Which, when you think about it, maybe Jon himself is. Sure it would deeply embarrass the kids but since when do either of them care about the kids? If she doesn't get that talk show Kate should become a professional dominatrix. She's showed talent for degrading men and she's no more inclined to get a real job than her husband.
Sounds like these "concerned" relatives are just as bad as Jon and Kate. The last line from the article:
"Both Kevin and Jodi Krieger have appeared in past seasons of Jon and Kate Plus 8."
I know nothing about either of them, but I'd do the hot grey haired guy in a heartbeat...Love Blanche.....(I've had new pictures made!)
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
I can't stand this twat and hate her retarded hairdo too.
Eep, lots of posts early, MK--are you getting out of town?
love how aunt jodi whispers *cheater*! they look so genuinely concerned - over getting cut out of the deal! ha. no, tlc either needs to show the real reality of this trainwreck or pull the plug. i pick b.
This would be one of those cases where I would fight NOT to have custody of the kids!
No man is gonna want her when she has a gang of wah-wahs at home!
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Kate promised Kevin that if he made that claim, her hair would stop pecking at him during Thanksgiving dinner.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. God, I love you MK. This is why I come to dlisted every day.
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And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun.....
Jon and Kate and I still don’t give a shit.
Yeah, I’ve never been very good with rhymes.
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It's Dee's fault that I learned how to make the ♥ thingy. And I promised her I'd use it excessively.
Jon finally got wise to the fact that his wifey is a total cunt. And all she wants anymore is fame and money. I bet he gets the kids.
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