Dance, Daniel, Dance!!!
This is the first trailer for Nine and it kind of has me feeling tingly for a couple of reasons. First, this shit has always been one of my favorite musicals ever and second, Daniel Day-Lewis DANCES! When I watched There Will Be Blood, I immediately thought to myself that it would be so much better if he was singing and dancing around the whole time. I mean, a musical number called "I Drink the Milkshake" would have been spectacular. Since that didn't happen, this is the next best thing.
Nine also stars a bunch of chicks who belong in this movie like Sophia Loren, Marion Cotillard, Penny Cruz and Judi Dench. There's also some hos (point at Fergie & Kate Hudson) who must have licked the right taint to get cast. When they hit the screen, that's when I hit the toilet! As for Nicole Kidman, the jury is still out on that bitch. I can't tell from the trailer if she moves her face or not. If she's able to frown even a bit, they should give her every award imaginable. That's a major feat in itself!
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Pene Cruz is too hot for words, I will watch that bitch do anything, I became a HUGE fan with Volver, what an amazing actress, she stole VCB too.
I like Kate Hudson in this, she plays the fashionista, that's why she's so glamorous and Britney-like, I dig it, if not her then who?
Fergie, she looks out of place but I like the chick, I can't help but feel sorry for her, look at her face, it's so hideous, and she has been through so much, she deserves nothing but respect for beating such a deadly addiction and what's more impressive, making it in Hollywood.
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Thank you for posting this!
Fuck, I love DDL he is all sorts of amazing.
I'm a little so-so on Fergie in this movie but I think Kate Hudson has the chops. She's an Oscar nominee so it shows she got a bit of talent.
Great cast
Did I mention my love for DDL?
Thank you for posting this!
Fuck, I love DDL he is all sorts of amazing.
I'm a little so-so on Fergie in this movie but I think Kate Hudson has the chops. She's an Oscar nominee so it shows she got a bit of talent.
Great cast
Did I mention my love for DDL?
Fergie'voice is too annoying. It's like too rough or something.Nicole sounded nice and then there was this rough too forced bluesy voice.Yes, she can technically sing,but it is annoying all the same.
Is Kidman playing DDL's mother? I can't picture her as anything else. She kind of looks like Charro to me in some of the clips I've seen. I keep waiting for her to whisper Coochie Coochie in her fake breathy voice. There are some talented people in this but I still think the Kidman curse will kill it at the box office.
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This looks fuckin' fabulous!
Is it wrong that I'm still bitter about DDL getting an Oscar over Johnny Depp? That said, I will totally see this movie.
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Was that Fergie's annoying voice singing? Jebus my ears! What the fuck was that? She's also too ugly to be in this movie.
And what the fuck is Kate Hudson doing in this? She's seems so out of place with the likes of DDL, Judi Dench, Penny Cruz, Nicole Kidman (ha! do they have any scenes together?), Marion Cotillard, and Sophia Loren. I mean let's be real she's just a glorified comic actress.
I hate musicals too but I might have to see this. I did like Chicago but the bursting into song at random moments makes me cringe, too, Tits.
DDL creates a molten lava situation in my panties. I can't help it.
*orgasms in a shower of glitter*
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Submitted by sparkle586 on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 4:29pm.
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Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 4:17pm.
Submitted by sparkle586 on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 3:23pm.
I'm too lazy (and pregnant) to look this up . . . someone in the know please tell me what the fuckety fuck this thing is all about. Is there a plot or do all the hos in Hollywood just gyrate in lingerie?
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Hahahahahahahahahaha, well, to kept you and your baby happy, the story is based on a musical that's based on a movie called 8-1/2 and it's about an Italian director preparing to make a movie and he goes through all the loves of his life, from childhood until now... all the women who shaped him into the man he is.
Javier Bardem was supposed to do it, but dropped out. Daniel Day took his place. Looks like another Oscar nomination for him.
Damn, he's really too good for Hollywood.
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Thanks stefystef. Me and the bab(IES) appreciate your research. Sounds mildly entertaining and lord knows I love me some DDL. He so fine. Yuuum, the boxer . . . .
It looks much better than I thought.
It does look a lot like "Chicago", but the movie does look much like the musical, which I saw back in the day...in the 80s, not the mess that Antonio Bandaras did a few years ago.
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"Submitted by sparkys nemesis on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 3:22pm.
Love DDL, Dench, etc. Do not love Kidman/Hudson. And I *think* I saw the play on Bwy; thin plotline? Remember, Rob Marshall *also* did Memoirs of a Geisha which I guess he'd rather forget but I thought was fabulous. So yeah, I'd see this one!"
Geisha was an incredible movie. <3!
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Submitted by sparkle586 on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 3:23pm.
I'm too lazy (and pregnant) to look this up . . . someone in the know please tell me what the fuckety fuck this thing is all about. Is there a plot or do all the hos in Hollywood just gyrate in lingerie?
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Hahahahahahahahahaha, well, to kept you and your baby happy, the story is based on a musical that's based on a movie called 8-1/2 and it's about an Italian director preparing to make a movie and he goes through all the loves of his life, from childhood until now... all the women who shaped him into the man he is.
Javier Bardem was supposed to do it, but dropped out. Daniel Day took his place. Looks like another Oscar nomination for him.
Damn, he's really too good for Hollywood.
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
I'm too lazy (and pregnant) to look this up . . . someone in the know please tell me what the fuckety fuck this thing is all about. Is there a plot or do all the hos in Hollywood just gyrate in lingerie?
Love DDL, Dench, etc. Do not love Kidman/Hudson. And I *think* I saw the play on Bwy; thin plotline? Remember, Rob Marshall *also* did Memoirs of a Geisha which I guess he'd rather forget but I thought was fabulous. So yeah, I'd see this one!
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Submitted by d-nice on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 2:29pm.
ok is it me, or does fergie looke like she is playing the wicked witch?
I've never seen the musical Nine, but I've seen 8 1/2, the Fellini film it's based on, and it looks like she's Seraphina, LOL. She was a big, scary looking whore who lived on the beach and reeked of fish who danced for the little boys for money.
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Hahahaha. Typecasting is a bitch! Her voice does sound good at the end of the trailer though. The "sultry" stuff she does at the beginning is a bit embarrassing, but she busts it out like a pro for that last note.
“I ejaculate boiling venom, so I’d need to wear like fifty condoms.”
Two of Tom Cruise's EXs are in this, and at the :54 mark, there's a dude walking the edge of a couch.
God I hate musicals.
Watching people burst into song and start dancing just makes me feel embarrassed for them.
*cringe*
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Submitted by d-nice on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 2:29pm.
ok is it me, or does fergie looke like she is playing the wicked witch?
I've never seen the musical Nine, but I've seen 8 1/2, the Fellini film it's based on, and it looks like she's Seraphina, LOL. She was a big, scary looking whore who lived on the beach and reeked of fish who danced for the little boys for money.
A musical number in "There Will Be Blood" would've been awesome & maybe I wouldn't have fallen asleep during that crap-tastic film. DDL was awesome in it, but it was sooooooo boooorrriiinngg! When we left, I told my hubby, "That's two hours of my life I'll never get back." Ugh.
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
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Okay...any movie that makes me think of Marcello Mastroianni and evokes a Fellini film...AND has Kate paying homage to her Mama from the television show "Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In"...not to mention having one of the BEST ACTORS IN CINEMA TODAY PLAYING THE LEAD....
I'VE GOT TO SEE IT!!!
Daniel Day Lewis is a chameleon. He effortlessly slips into the skin of every role he takes on and is truly one of, if not THE finest actor of his generation.
musicals are touch and go with me, but when you add fergie and kate hudson, then i won't even try to like this movie...
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I love musicals and I will definitely be watching this. Thanks for posting it.
To M.E.- If Chicago was a disappointment to you then yes, you really don't get musicals. And that's ok.
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That thing looks like total crap!! I have no idea what it's about. I can't imagine anybody would actually pay real money to see it. Not one of the actors in it has had a hit lately, not one!! If no one paid to see "Australia" why would they want to see Kidman in this thing; same for Hudson; same for DDL. He may be a great actor but will anybody pay $12 to see him sing and dance? I doubt it. But, you never know. We'll see come November. But, again, that clip looks like crap.
meh. Lost my attention around the 20 second mark.
I don't really like musicals.
I was severly disappointed with "Chicago" so, I'll be skipping this.
ok is it me, or does fergie looke like she is playing the wicked witch? ouch, she needs to be softened, she looks like she is on the roids.
looking at it again, you see grace, elegance and true sex appeal from the other players except kate hudson. she looks like the britney spears of the group-too slutty.
The sight of Kate Hudson made my movie boner go away. I didn't hate her as strongly until fucking bride wars came out.
That bitch better have the most minor of minor roles in this fucking film.
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Priss, yeah, maybe I was a little hard on Nicole. It just seems like a lot of her movies are just plain terrible, which may be for reasons other than simply her being in them. I forgot about Moulin Rouge and she was definitely good in that.
Nicole and Penelope together.. I can see them sharing stories about Tommy Girl.
this looks spectacular. i am so glad you posted this because i confused it with an animated flick...
wow, DDL & Pene in the same movie? I have goosebumps. Sophia Loren, and Judi Dench will surely raise the bar. Even NK doesn't blow this for me, she is talented. My only objection is Kate Hudson, it cheapens it, no? I hope her role is just background, not pivotal.
Even though Fergie seems low rent she sure has some pipes and adds a tone to the vocals that are rich and sultry (not like Xtina just different).
Fergie AND Kate Hudson? Count me out.
Fergie did so well in that Grindhouse mess that she gets another cameo! Maybe she'll pee on stage for everyone.
This looks amazing. Can't wait. Let's hope Fergie and Khud don't suck it up.
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I liked kidman in "the others"
and Mulin Rouge!
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Hell yes!! I am there!
Sexshie DDL and Penny Cruz...oh yes!
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I think Nicole Kidman is a good actress too. I like her. I just wish she would dish on tommy girl! you KNOW she has secrets
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this movie is going to be incredible! rob marshall is genius, and DDL as Guido, perfect! not a big fan of Fergie, but that is her singing the song on the trailer and she is amazing.
Hey where is devilgirl?
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That looks brilliant. Kidman and Fergie are seriously questionable choices though. I can't remember a film Nicole was in that didn't suck. To Die For, maybe?
There Will Be Blood was very good
DDLewis is amazing. But we all know that
and Marion Cotillard is so gorge!
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Daniel Day-Lewis is DA BOMB!!!
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Oh DDL! He can do no wrong in my eyes. I didn't see Kate Hudson anywhere in there though. As for Fergie... ugh. She is gross.
MK there will be blood is an amazing movie, and I said it yesterday and I would say it again, I like NK, I think she is an great actress.
Mouling rouge is one of my guilty pleasures. there, I said it.
I will be watching this movie for sure.
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Maybe they needed a peepee troll for the movie.
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seriously who the fuck decided fergie should be in this movie? she hurts my eyes. ditto for kate hudson. any one but her, pleeeeeeeeeeease. still, movie looks great.
I LOVED Chicago.
This looks like the same thing rehashed in Italian.
Don't know whether that's a good thing or not yet.
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