Everybody Wants This
The mystery surrounding Kate Gosselin's hair has been revealed. Sort of. No, it wasn't revealed on the season finale of Lost last night (although, I think it made a cameo). Kate told Entertainment Weekly all about it.
When asked about sophisticated reverse-mullet, Kate said, "It's my attitude! Everybody wants it. It's work. I have very, very thick hair, so it's not going to work for everybody. I've seen people come through the book line with thin hair and it's just won't work. My hair stylist gets calls from all across the country."
Um. Little does Kate know that they are actually calling and begging for her hair stylist to chop off his (or her?) own fingers, so this fuggetry can end! Actually, that wouldn't really stop Kate, because her hair stylist could still cut her hair with his feet and it would end up looking the same. And who is this "everybody" Kate is talking about? If by "everybody" she means every piece of roadkill, then I stand corrected!
And if you want Kate's hair, it's not hard to get! Just pour pig's blood over your head, wander out into the middle of the forest and wait. It won't take long before a pack of wild coyotes start attacking your head. After a few minutes, fight them off and you'll walk out of the forest looking just like a Gosselin!
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So I'm watching American Idol.. Glambert's hair is getting close to Kate's. She needs to slap a Trademark on that shit.
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I knew these 2 were douche bags from the start
US Magazine is reporting how many freebies these people have received and the fact they make $75,000 per episode. The article also has a link where you can see how Jon & Kate have changed over the years. TLC paid for Kate's tummy tuck & Jon's hair plugs, among many many other things.
http://www.usmagazine.com/news/jon-and-kate-how-much-money-is-stake-2009...
Ok.... I've held off commenting on this whole thing for a while because I had no idea who these people were... But, after reading her interview with People last night all I can say is wow.
What a self centred, egomanical, controlling, smug bitch this woman is! I almost choked to death several times reading her whiny "I'm right, and he is wrong" crap. Oh it's all for the children.... Yeah, right... it's all to satisfy her vain glorious ego.
She disgusts me.... oh, and that hair, definitly what all the cheap back street Hos are wearing this season.
LOL! "Pigs Blood!" You made my day. Anybody who wants this hairstyle has got to be completely warped.
This is a classic Philly-area haircut. My sister calls it the 'duck butt', because your head kind of looks like a duck's butt in the back thanks to the fucked up layers. Head over to south Philly any given afternoon, and you will def see it chillin' on a stoop.
Even more proof she is a crazy moron to think ANYONE in their right mind would want that awful haircut.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:16pm.
Don't kill me....but I don't understand why women even like short hair period.
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On a certain face shape it looks good. Plus it's super easy to take care of. On the downside, it's not versatile.
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I had long hair most of my life then after college I cut it short & I totally love it. My hair started acting up & becoming too high maintenance, so keeping it really short works well because it is easy...Dont get me wrong at the same time I would love love love to have long, thick flowy locks...My sister in law has perfect long, red, shiny, fine, but lots of it hair, which she basically has to do nothing to for it to look good, but she is lucky. Its not possible for me.
Short hair can sometimes be versatile...Mine is naturally curly/wavy so I can still wear it curly or straight, soft just washed or more piecey with a little hair goop, I can wear a headband, I can wear hair clips & its still very short.
she looks a tad 'special' in this pic...
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"My hair stylist gets calls from all across the country." I imagine that those calls are probably death threats. I'd cheat too if my woman had hair like that.
I'm waiting for my hair to grow out so that I can sport the Michelle Duggar cut.
That Bitch is making 75k per episode and she has the balls to be running around the country doing appearances at churches (which she charges $15,000 for) and then has the nerve to take up 'love offerings' also known as cash offerings for her family.
All those dumb asses that have contributed to creating this monster need to be shot!
I finally figured out who the hell that cut reminded me of! It's Marcy from Married with Children!
She had the same chicken cluckin' cut!
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Something tells me she is tired of defending that hair. Just like a child she is going to lie and say that "everyone" loves it. She claims to have a genius mentality yet this woman has no social skills.
Much like TomKat, this couple's just too boring to inspire hatred, or even vague annoyance, in me.
Yet another couple where both partners express no interest in each other whatsoever. How depressing. You just see it more and more everyday.
Rotten peach of scrotum
Every punky high school girl I've seen in the last 5 years has had a variation of this hairstyle. But most of them had the common sense not to get arsed up highlights like that.
Wearing a style that's fifteen years too young for me is not a trend I'd want to set.
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Whoever does her symmetrical, blocky unnatural highlights should be fired! I still hate her hair. There was a lady here in Denmark who popped up on the news with a shorter version of this monstrosity but in bright screaming RED and I laughed out loud in between the shock of how horrendous it was. I felt bad afterwards but my god, who gets these ideas and thinks they're good?
Thank you, I feel better now. :)
No calls were made by me, that's for sure.
the do is retro 80's. asymmetrical crap!
talk about delusional. she isn't a trend setter.
Submitted by dlaugher on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 11:46pm.
i know i'm in the minority, but i think her hair looks cool.
A minority of her, her stylist, and you. (Kidding! Like whatcha like.)
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i know i'm in the minority, but i think her hair looks cool. that has nothing to do with her, her show, etc.
Violet: love your pic of Frances, though A Bargain for Frances is my favorite.
There is nothing 'original' about that hideous thing on her head that she calls a 'hairstyle'. All I have to do is go down to the local mall to see some bogans parading around with hair like that.
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I truly wish America's obsession with babies would go away, so people wouldn't give a damn about a woman whose only 'remarkable' accomplishment is giving birth to a shitload of kids.
Kate, the Queen of Fuggetry Fuckery! Party in the front, business in the back - no wonder she's such a bitch. She's the anti-Billy Ray Cyrus.
she looks like a dykey soccer mom. I don't watch this show, but I hear this woman is a real bitch
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She looks like a fucking cockatiel bird!
This hair on this gal screams "High maintenance total pscho bitch" to me.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 05/14/2009 - ...This haircut most likely screams the opposite of "aproachable" or "attractive".
i knew this whole Gosselin train wreck was coming, I just didn't know it would be this soon. I don't even watch the show, but this whole thing has been fascinating.
Sometimes its the little things that are the gems: "Sophisticated reverse mullet."
-"Submitted by chowgirl69 on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 5:04pm."
Bingo! Drom roll please. That's the one.
Some haircuts should be left alone and only be used by people of a certain age, like this one here. On a "trendy" kid, maybe it might look cool. On an older woman with a bunch of kids, I don't think so. Specially the women you d-listers are describing. This haircut most likely screams the opposite of "aproachable" or "attractive". I dunno, not all haircuts are for everyone... but some haircuts make women look more like angry dykes than others.
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The "Shrew cut" is what all ball buster b.tch wives wear. You can spot them a mile away. RUN.
Kate would look lovely in a simple but sleek buzz cut. It would suit her dominant personality to a tee and then some.
She looks like one damn person coming and another one going. I personally hate her hair think it looks like shit and makes her look even more like a bitch then she already is.
Submitted by zomay on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 8:11pm.
Loves you too!
It's great to have attitude!
Jon must hide in the attic most of the time he has to be in the same house with her.
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Party in the front, business in the back. You know what that means...
Are we sure she's biologically female and not just Chris Crocker living out his suburban housewife fantasies?
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angel_i on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:27pm.
Fuck off, zomay! Did I ask you for your opinion?
Are your momjeans giving you an itchy cameltoe or what? Google me, you dumb fuck!
Have her horrible eyebrows been covered yet?
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Who on the fucking planet wants this nasty shit on their head??? NO ONE. Ok, no rational human being. Anyone else would convulse at the thought of their hair looking like a pile of garbage attacked by a weed whacker.
I have extremely thick fuzzy/curly hair. Think Old English Sheep dog. I wear it short, because otherwise it's like wearing a felt helmet in the summer. I'd kill for long straight thin hair. Maybe in a next life.
My dream style would be a small fro. I see the sisters rocking it here, and it is FIERCE.
Alas, I'm an old white ho, screwed again..hahaha.
Why is K8 fucking around with her high upkeep hair? Raise your fert litter.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:56pm.
Is something wrong with your avie? I don't remember seeing it like that?
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Submitted by MAD on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:43pm.
wtf is she talking about? every 2nd person I work with has this freekin' hair cut and I'm in Nova fucking Scotia. where is this person from?? LOL
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NO! is this a recent thing or have they always had hair like that?
I'm on the other side of the country and haven't seen it.
Frankly I think it looks like a cheesy xmas ornament.
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Submitted by zomay on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:47pm.
"It's work. I have very, very thick hair, so it's not going to work for everybody.
I think Kates haircut works for me!....but not EVERYBODY.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
the assymetrical bit... well ok, maybe. the chunky highlights... could be fun, I guess. I mean if you're going to color your hair why not make it really obvious.
But the short hair sticking up in the back? Why? When I was like 8 I cut a chunk of hair off the top of my head... I looked kind of like Kate for a while I guess.... way ahead of my time!
Worst hair EVER.
Next thing out of this chicks mouth will be that the cut is more popular than The Rachel. Aha aha hahahaha!
Her highlights are so fucking dramatic they look gross.
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"It's work. I have very, very thick hair, so it's not going to work for everybody. I've seen people come through the book line with thin hair and it's just won't work."
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SHUT the fuck up and go raise your kids dumb clown. Oh by the way, I have thick hair too. And there is NO way that style would work because my hair grows like wildfire. Like I have time to go to the salon every other week. I have a kid and no nannies. Do you remember what that is like?? Dumb ass.
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angel_i on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:27pm.
Fuck off, zomay! Did I ask you for your opinion?
Are your momjeans giving you an itchy cameltoe or what? Google me, you dumb fuck!
wtf is she talking about? every 2nd person I work with has this freekin' hair cut and I'm in Nova fucking Scotia. where is this person from?? LOL