Bruce Jenner's New Face Doesn't Look So New
On the left is a picture of Bruce Jenner last year, and on the right is a picture taken last month after he slipped back under the knife to fix his charbroiled mug. Why don't I see a difference? The new picture from Life & Style just looks like it was passed through the Photoshop machine for a quick minute, but his face kind of still looks the same. Okay, maybe he looks a little diffy. Just a little. If I squint my eyes and hum the theme song to Twin Peaks, I kind of see Kyle McLaughlin. Well, Kyle after a block of dry ice fell on his face.
I mean, really! The surgery was unnecessary. If Bruce doesn't stop, his face is going to bust out of there. The same thing happened to Joan Rivers and look at her! No, that's not her real face. That's a re-purposed Madame mask.
Bruce, just quit that mess! You are beauty-ful just the way you are. Not really, but if that's what Bruce needs to hear, then I'll shout it from the highest mountain (aka Kim Kardashian's ass).
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If I were him I would sue the daylights out of the doctor who did that to him. He should have just left his face alone.
He is way too feminine-ized...His surgeon should mention that to him...He totally looks basically the same, sans maybe the double chin/turkey neck & jowls. By they way he talked about it I was expecting some kind of major overhaul like with Rubert.
Still looks like a lesbo...back to the drawing board.
this mans face cracks me up, i watch keeping up with the kardashians to watch choles amazon self alone (well i like courtney too), its refreshing to hear chloe shout, "big booty hoe's!" when kim comes into a room, but its also very annoying to hear kim talk in that little girl voice that paris played out so many years ago!
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I agree about the eyebrows-a little cleaning up works wonders with most men but that overtweezed line is sad. What is it with the tennis ball cheeks lately? So many have had that done but it doesn't look good on anyone.
Does Kris **always** have to be in every photo...with her daughters, her hubby? Can't take her. Bruce looks about the same. What's missing are some nice furry man-brows and a new hairdo.
So with this NEW face, Bruce is channeling Fire Marshall Bill *still* or the stunt double for The Crypt Keeper on 'Tales from the Crypt'?
Either way, yet again a hot ass mess.
People that fuck with their faces that early deserve to have shinola face later.
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Is he trying to look like Kris Kardashian?
BTW, I hate noses that are too small on both genders. I like a prominent nose. I don't know who the fuck decided to brainwash a bunch of people that having a snozz resembling that of a Doctor Seuss drawing was attractive, but I'd like to find them and drill a hole in their head.
Besides, I've yet to see a man get cosmetic surgery *not* looking like a freak. They all look like freaks...and this coming from a hardcore plastic surgery advocate like myself.
People are so anal retentive about their noses. If it doesn't turn upward, come to a perfect angle or has a bump at the end, it's considered "ugly" and that's just bullshit.
I used to hate my nose until I realized what an "ideal" nose looked like, and looked like shit on everyone with that kind of nose. I realized I was just buying into shit coming from a society that ridicules you for flaws that don't exist, and that most physical flaws are just part of social construct, and for the most part, is full of shit.
This pressure felt by individuals is irrelevant to standards, because the only standard imposed on society is to look exactly the same. If you don't have a certain nose, you're ugly. If you don't have a certain body type, you're ugly. If you don't have a certain facial structure, you're ugly.
Which is why everyone wants the same shrunken nose. But, fuck you, I love my Greek nose. I embrace my Mediterranean looks.
On a completely irrelevant note, Bruce Jenner and Kris Kardashian don't even seem into each other at all. Kris is more like Bruce's mom, if anything.
She's really pretty though.
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Kris Jenner looks like Lisa Rinna (sp?).
Just what does this vainglorious buffoon do for a living now? I know he's not telling the truth when asked why he underwent cosmetic surgery.
He's an attention whore. The attention he's getting is derisive and justified. The image of an angry possum seems accurate, too.
He looks just as bad as he did before. Yuck. He looks like the crypt keeper.
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did he WANT to look like a girl? what was he thinking?
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Ugh, can't believe I'm defending this dude and this is only speculation, but I think that plastic surgery, despite making great progress, is still a bit behind when it comes to improving male patients' appearance.
I mean, it's very recent only that men are starting to be allowed to go under the knife, right?
I blame it all on Rourke, really!
Eta: I meant to say allowed as in no longer being considered a poof right away upon submitting oneself to selective surgery.
I'm old enough to remember Bruce Jenner around the time he got his medal(s). He looked much better pre-poodle nose job. I hate it when men get these ridiculously tiny noses, they no longer look rugged n' masculine like I like 'em.
Why don't I see a difference?
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Ummmm...cuz there is none? He still looks like a lesbian.
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He was SOOOO hot back when, now he just looks like an older woman. I don't see any change, still f-ed up.
The Prince Valiant haircut and bad, bad dye-job aren't helping matters (I won't even mention the bald spot in the middle of his forehead --- oops! I slipped). Whatever he's doing to his eyebrows has to stop, too - they look like the dainty eyebrows of an 11 year-old girl.
The most hilarious thing about Bruce Jenner's misguided adventures in plastic surgery is the excuse he offers for having it done the first time: "a doctor advised me to do it" WTF?!? you mean the plastic surgeon whose office you were in to consult about your plastic surgery?!? of course, he advised you to do it, imbecile! - you were writing the check!!
What the hell did he look like before, and he looks awfully womanly.
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He looks like a burn victim, not to seem mean. His nose is very pointy, it looks odd with the stretched face.
The sad thing is, for those of us who are old enough to remember, Bruce Jenner was truly handsome! He then had really bad plastic surgery sometime in the early 1990s and got that startled-stretched face look. Since then, no amount of re-doing can really help.
Wifey Chris Jenner has had excellent plastic surgery. Though you can tell she's had 'work', she doesn't look 'done' with a potato-ish looking face the way Sly Stallone and Priscilla Presley do (okay those two are extreme examples)....
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The hairdo is not helping. There must be something he could do differently to his hair to make him look less lesbianishy. If he won't go back to his original nose, then he's gotta do something about the hair.
@diamonddawg he really did! plastic surgery turns their features into cats and/or angry possums @sugaroo!! lol.
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Here's a nice snapshot of BJ then and now. He actually did look like a MAN at one time:
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/bruce-jenner-plastic-su...
and in case you were wondering, here's what an angry possum looks like:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/24359966_819581de1c.jpg?v=0
OMG. hahahahahaha!
these links don't work - but they do in the original comment. whatev still hilarious.
Submitted by Kandykane on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 7:04pm.
I thought the pic on the left was the new face and the 'new face' on the right was the old face. Christ. What an eye.
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Heh...me too! I can't tell a difference. Besides, I really don't think any surgeon, no matter how talented, can fix that pinched nose of his.
Meh, it could take six months for any change (bad or good) to show up. Or they just couldn't fix what the first "surgeon" had fucked up.
I thought the pic on the left was the new face and the 'new face' on the right was the old face. Christ. What an eye.
The creepy lady facelft is bad enough, but then he also had all his facial hair removed, which no man does unless he's tranny.
Looks like the surgery team put him under, and then sat around playing cards, smoking cigarettes and drinking beer. Then threw a few bandages on him, woke his sorry ass up and told him they were finished with the "work".
For the life of me I can't figure out how a guy that was pretty good looking back in the day can fuck up his face like that! I mean really dude, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? Do you realize that after all the pain and expense you are now nothing more than the butt of alot of fucking jokes? Shit - well it's to late for you man. I guess the good news is that you are now timeless. No fucking way after your buried will you melt with all that shit in your body. Ass Clown!!!!
Can you imagine what he would've looked like if he had not fucked with his face or hair? Imagine if he had a little salt & pepper hair? He would've been so damn handome.
I have to go with the general concensus: he looks like a girl. Maybe he looked like a girl in the Olympics and we just forgot. Until now.
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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 05/12/2009 - 8:21am.
That top she's wearing looks like it belongs on the driver's seat of a cab.
I'm with BarbadoSlim. Dude still looks like an old lesbian.
I guess I'm expected to somehow feel sorry for him because he went out & fucked up his own face. Sorry, but voluntarily fucking with your face via plastic surgery isn't the same as being in a car accident & having your face torn off. I just can't bring myself to feel any kind of sympathy or even empathy for these idiotic celebrities (Tara Reid is another good example) who go out & pay quack doctors to make them look like some kind of Jim Henson creation gone horribly wrong.
If it was meant to look like a 60 year old lesbian I say it as a great success.
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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 5:45pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 4:21pm.
OMG he looks like an angry possum!
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OMG! I THINK THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ ALL WEEK. AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Well, he does! Hee.
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Submitted by sushi: "Men getting plastic surgery skeeves me out."
Me too, sushi. I suppose it's sexist or something, but it's even more unnatural when a man does it.
He used to be handsome.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 6:00pm.
How in the hell can you tell what was done? The after photo has him spray tanned and both of them are glamour shot photoshopped and blurred to HELL.
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Submitted by James Haven on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 5:48pm.
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Hi James...you're here early today?
Loved the link you posted the other night of the movie clip.
How in the hell can you tell what was done? The after photo has him spray tanned and both of them are glamour shot photoshopped and blurred to HELL.
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To DiamondDawg: I checked your link of him way back when & zomg why the nose job from Hell?!! His nose was perfect. Ps. LMAO!!!!!!!! Ok that's mean but what else can ya do I don't know him well enuff to cry, ha!
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LoL. That's why Sugaroo said he looks like an angry possum. check out the possum link.
Submitted by guest on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 5:05pm.
what is kris doing? she's going to leave a huge makeup smudge on his shirt.
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That was my first thought, as well! I'd LOVE for her to get caught without the gallon of black and orange sh!t.
To DiamondDawg: I checked your link of him way back when & zomg why the nose job from Hell?!! His nose was perfect. Ps. LMAO!!!!!!!! Ok that's mean but what else can ya do I don't know him well enuff to cry, ha!
and in case you were wondering, here's what an angry possum looks like:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/24359966_819581de1c.jpg?v=0
Haha you are sooooooo freakin hilarious from start to finish, I don't know how you do it, man!<3
Submitted by buddy on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 5:42pm.
I'm old enough to have seen him win the decathlon live on TV, and I
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OH YEAH! And rememba him when he was on the Wheaties box?
While I adore Dlisted (its #1!), TMZ has this section of "then and now" photos of celebrities and the changes are horrifying. I couldn't find one on Bruce Jenner, so I had to Google. But spend some time scrolling through the "Rememba Them?!?" section at TMZ. It will make you feel really good about yourself!
Here's a nice snapshot of BJ then and now. He actually did look like a MAN at one time:
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/bruce-jenner-plastic-su...
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BJ (as his friends call him) puts up with alot of crap in that Kardashian household! Those women are mean!
BJ showed James Haven a nasty scar on his ankle.
BJ told Khloe she could not have the keys to his Benz and she bit him on the ankle! It took three men and a tranquilizer dart to get Khloe off poor BJ.
BJ went on to say that he received several concussions after accidently walking into a stripper pole that those Kardashian ho's leave out in the middle of the room.
Then there was the time there was a small kitchen fire. BJ couldn't get out of the house because Kim's ass was in his way. He received burns to the face and that is he needed the plastic surgery. James Haven feels BJ has suffered enough have some pity people!
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Submitted by Sugaroo on Thu, 05/14/2009 - 4:21pm.
OMG he looks like an angry possum!
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OMG! I THINK THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE READ ALL WEEK. AHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Madame! MK you are great. I'd forgotten all about her. She is sooo funny. Yay Wayland Flowers. YouTube! I hope she's there!
He just looks more tanned in the pic to the right.
HE LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GAH!!!!