Friday, May 15th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Midge the one-eyed cat! - Midge will soon be the toast of Cannes when the documentary starring her debuts at the festival.
Almost every day, Midge's owner Martin Humphreys jogs around his village in England and one time, Midge joined him. After that, every time Martin went jogging, so did Midge. But Martin soon began to notice that whenever he started to speed up, so did Midge. That fast pussycat never let him pass! The pussy would not be beat. Martin decided it was time for Midge and him to settle this once and for all. He decided they would battle it out in a great race and he made a documentary about it for $2,000. It was entered into the Cannes Film Festival and accepted! The trailer for the movie is below. Beat that bitch, Midge!
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Stake - does your cat watch movies? Sounds like it needs some inspiration.
All mine will does is trot out to the bike shed and roll on the pavement while I lock up.
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My cat follows me around the neighborhood too when I go jogging. But he's slow as fuck.
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aaw Midge!!
Estrogen a-poppin!
Go Midge go!! Get on that protein diet STAT!! I'll help you train and even sneak in some kitty steroids (don't tell NOBODY!!!)
Midge better stop messing around and get some training in!
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LMAO!! This is just brilliant! LOVE IT!! I can't wait to watch it!!! Go Midge!!!!
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adorable.
Oooh I wanna see this!
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the cats going to woop his butt.
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Interesting that it was accepted for Cannes...good luck Midge
i guess ANYBODY can be a filmmaker now.i'm gonna do a documentary about my lazy ass rabbit and cat.
Submitted by KD on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 8:29am.
Does the cat really know that it is a race or does it just like to be by the guy at all times?
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hi beesh!
actually, when a kitteh wants something, they'll do ANYTHING to get it. Just ask my Roxy, who decided "who the fuck needs opposed thumbs to open the cat food".
But frankly, this is the kind of stuff i'll gladly watch!
PS: the cat could probably beat Megan Fox in Who Wants to be a Millionaire..
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FASTER PUSSYCAT!
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Seriously, shouldn't this be on YouTube? Canne, and other film fests, must be getting desparate for entries.
hahaaa...this sounds like it came right out of The Simpson's film festival episode...the one where they all make short films.
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Submitted by gia on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 8:19am.
Shouldnt they both be thinner & look more fit for runners?
Maybe they were obese before they started running!
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Midge is a amazing, and a good trainer!
*my 2 girl kittehs want to run now!after birds* ;)
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I'm cheering for Midge because, quite frequently, I have a preference for creatures with four legs instead of two.
Now is my chance to speak up for animals with 'disabilities'. If you are thinking of adopting a pet, please don't overlook an animal that appears to be disabled. I have a big beautiful white deaf cat that is the most gentle and intuitive pet I've ever known. His deafness is simply part of his personality and in no way slows him down. Go, Midge, Go!
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That was really cute.
Men are always chasing after pussy.
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Submitted by KD on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 8:29am.
Wait a sec. A documentary about a man racing a cat? I know we have been asking that they come up with something original, but come on! Does the cat really know that it is a race or does it just like to be by the guy at all times?
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He probably has cat nip in his socks.
She looks like my cat :D
Wait a sec. A documentary about a man racing a cat? I know we have been asking that they come up with something original, but come on! Does the cat really know that it is a race or does it just like to be by the guy at all times?
Aw! I had a kitty named Midge
so Team Midge!
I also had a kitty that had 7 toes on each foot
her name was Spunky..she could run real fast.
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That clip was boresville because there wasn't even a glimpse of Midge racing his ass. I call BS!
Next thing you know Midge's gonna get knocked up and have 10 kids at once and then want a reality show..
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Shouldnt they both be thinner & look more fit for runners?
Good for him. Bet it will be better than anything Michael Moore has offered in recent years, too, lol. He's hotter, too.
This is why I love kittehs. Because they are a bunch of crazy bitches. Who knows why they do what they do?
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What the fuck... the trailer doesn't even show the cat running. Let alone running WITH him. FAIL.
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 7:35am.
I bet Midge is juicing and taking growth hormones and steroids.
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LMAO!
She does have hair growing on all parts of her body...i wonder what the doping policy is in "The Great Race"...I'd test her
team midge. wish she was running in the trailer.
The one-eyed pussy....it's just too easy....lol.
This is the best thing I've seen all week...VIVA la Midge!
I bet Midge is juicing and taking growth hormones and steroids.
Wonder how Midge lost her eye?
Maybe they used to throw darts in the pub before they took up running.
(Midge is cute..I hope she wins the race!)
I think Martin's running outfit is HS material.
I do love the Brits' sense of humour though.
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I want to the pepaw and pussy racing!!
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Is this real life?
Has the world run out of exquisite beauties and embarrassing examples of humanity for HSOTD? This animal crap is tired.
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The only one I see running is Martin. Run, Martin, ruuuuuuun.
haha, I love that this exists!
2nd! Just like the man lol
I want to watch this but where??? Not cannes. Spare me lol
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Just like that Fast Pussy!