...And We're All Just Living In It
Paulina Porizkova was fired from America's Next Top MySpace Model on her birfday (Happy Birfdays!) and was told she had an ego problem. Paulina, who has never been afraid to get extra cunty, told Billy Bush that Ty Ty Baby is a vainglorious monster! Yeah, in other shocking news, that thing on Ty Ty's head had a previous life as an Afghan Hound.
Paulina told Billy that her main problem was that she would be sitting around, eating her toe nails, waiting for her majesty to show up, “It’s six hours later and I feel like I am being told my time is not as valuable as hers. They pointed out that I should shut up and be grateful for the job and that Tyra is really busy. I think that my little hissy fits about ‘Well, we are all here on time. Why can’t she?’ didn’t go over all that well."
When asked if she thinks Ty Ty just can't stand another vagina on the panel, Paulina said her firing had nothing to do with that, “I don’t think that in Tyra’s universe that’s even a consideration. I don’t think she cares. I’m not even sure she was aware that I existed way out there in Siberia, much like I am not sure she knew Twiggy existed.”
And Paulina said she doesn't even know what kind of person Ty Ty is in real life, because they only talked on camera, “All I know of her is literally when we are on set talking to each other in front of the cameras. That is the only time she would speak to me.”
In Ty Ty's defense, it's impossible for her to do anything off camera. No, it's scientifically impossible. If a camera's not on her, she goes to sleep and a screensaver pops (a picture of her, of course). Ty Ty is powered by the cameras! That's her only energy source! So Paulina shouldn't judge her for that!
Paulina should also sleep with two eyes open and a bottle of make-up remover under her pillow (her only defense against Ty Ty), because bitch is going to get it.
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Tyrant's day has come and gone...she is just disgusting to me, and so not attractive...everything about her, on her and comes out of her mouth is FAKE, FAKE FAKE!! At least Paulina had it going on WAY longer than this Tyrant...I wonder how Tyra will look when she reaches Paulina's age..prolly stretched to teh breaking point with plastic surgery...I cannot STAND this heina...someone put her out of her misery..please!!
Ty-ty has become a parody of herself. Those houses at ANTM, plastered with her pictures all over the walls, are funny. The outsized egotism is laughable. And when they as squeal "Tyra Mail!" it's barf-worthy.
Both of these women are bitches Paulina Porizkova was just a big bitch on that show and she said some catty and mean things to some of the girls and do not get me started on the crazyness that is Tyra banks she is just insane and has the biggest ego I personnally dislike both of these women.
Paulina is a nasty cunt. I'm glad she got fired. She sucks a lot.
I LOVE PAULINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tyra is looking like the Trilogy of Terror doll here.
paulina and ric o came were regulars at a grocery store i used to cashier at back in the day...they were always super nice...i don't know what ty ty's problem is...
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Tyra is so irritating anymore. I hate how she makes those stupid faces and talks all ghetto and stuff. It just isn't appealing. And Paulina is a true super model. Tyra was never at that level. And I am so sick of looking at Tyra's fat ass, hips, and thighs. She just isn't remotely attractive.
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Of course the Jays can stay!
Miss Jay is just happy to have a job.
And Mr. Jay is Canadian. He'll wait forever for anyone!
Nigel can stay cuz he takes pictures that make Tyra look purty.
It's always the other model that has to go. That's just the way it is.
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"Team Paulina!!! I love her..LOL
Paulina is a former supermodel, a mother.. AND she's married to a rich, famous, rock star.. so suck it TYRA!!!"
Right? Also, even though she's 8 (?) years older than Trya, she looks younger. So suck it, Tyra!! I think Ms. Banks was jealous because she was never the same caliber model as Paulina. Paulina was a true super model. She was in all the big fashion magazines, walked couture shows. I mean, really.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Yeah, Tyra seems like a Grade A bitch n' all, but it IS her show...Apparently SOMEBODY likes her brand of entertainment or she wouldn't still be there. *sigh* Stupid ppl ruin it for everyone.
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Tyra really needs a reality check..I found this article about her callous arrogance toward her fans.. so sad. http://www.hollywood.com/news/Tyra_Banks_Branded_a_Phony_by_Angry_Talk_S...
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We used to watch that show when it first started... it was fun! But, her ego grew go out of proportion... now even the Jay's are boring too - so trite! ugh... and the models are buttfuck fuuuugggly!!! We couldn't even make it past week 2 this season.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
I read the same thing on Jezzie, like, last year or something...this woman from there went on the Tyra Banks show...and, first, Tyra kept her waiting for hours. Then she TyTy din't like her tattoo, so they had to cover it...THEN Tyra took her subject (i'm sorry - so long ago - I can't remember) and twisted it into something TOTALLY different on the show even tho they had discussed it beforehand. It was a huge fiasco and Tyra came across as the biggest ego-headed bitch in history...I think she video blogged the whole thing...I WISH I could remember more...
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Team Paulina!!! I love her..LOL
Paulina is a former supermodel, a mother.. AND she's married to a rich, famous, rock star.. so suck it TYRA!!!
Saying Tyra has an ego is like saying Kanye has an ego - ego is a inadequate word.
MK has the best descriptions of Kanye - oh wait! Kaye and Tyra are both still single! Maybe they can both get married and their egos will be so combustible it will blow another Grand Canyon right in their wedding backyard!
Submitted by Cindyloo on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 9:12am.
Team Paulina!!!!
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Me too! I admire Paulina for having the guts to call out Tyra for what she is - a crazy eye, egoistical, loud, bitchy cow.
I literally get a seizure from watching her stare straight at the TV screen and blink blink blink non-stop while smiling and talking non-stop. Gives me a headache. Literally.
I hate all her shows and stop watching them ages ago - ANTM ain't produced any ANTP and it's now in it's millionth season?!!
Tyra sucks big time
Am I the only one that thinks Paulina said really ignorant things to the people on that show??
I know Tyra has an ego, but I thought Paulina was just rude and inconsiderate.
glad she's gone!
M
Paulina KNEW her shit. And she was spot on when defending Alison for the winner of this past season - I'm sorry, cycle. But of course, Tyra's "agenda" of helping hood girls stood in the place of ultimate victory for Alison.
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I loove the photos you find, MK! Trannysaurus looks all ashy and rashy!
Tyra is a reging egomaniac. I guess Paulina didn't learn you don't correct the hongray beast that is tyty wihtout repercussions. Remember whta happened the cute Polish girl that finally corrected Tyra on her name-GONE that week. Is Tyty bitter she didn't get runway work and Eastern Euroean girls did?
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I tired of "my ticket out of the ghetto/backwoods/trailer park" that "Top Model" has become.
Please grandfather... make Tyra go away.
Tyra likes to talk shit about how miserable Naomi Campbell made her life. But she always was the poor man's Naomi Campbell and now she is a full-of-herself nasty CUNT. In this pic she looks like RuPaul in a really really bad day. It says something about TV viewers in this country when inteligent shows get cancelled left and right while this shitty show is still on air. Best thing is that I have never seen a real model come out of this caca fest and become famous let alone a top model. Which one of this trannies has a shot at becoming the next Giselle? Not one of them.
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angel_i on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:27pm.
Fuck off, zomay! Did I ask you for your opinion?
Are your momjeans giving you an itchy cameltoe or what? Google me, you dumb fuck!
Paulina was the most beautiful model EVER.
Submitted by TheStraightMan on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 10:27am.
Something tells me that Tyra is only few decades away from being that crazy woman on your street. You know, house full of cats, yelling at passing cars, doing "runway shows on her driveway.
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Freaking hilarious. Just scratch out the "house full of cats" part cuz that belongs to the REST OF US NORMAL FUKD UP WIMMIN.
TYRADE much?? What a f'g CUNextTuesday that b!tch is. I HOPE SHE GETS RUN OVER BY A GD BUS AND ENDS UP PARALYZED.
There. I said it.
Compared to Tyrant, I LOVE Angelina. That's how much I despise this despicable c-nt.
Does anyone remember the episode a long ass time ago where she was "acting" out model stereotypes and she came in screaming and acting like a monster? I think that was the only time on the show that she was not faking anything.
I also think that Tyra can only be surrounded by drag queens because she is also a man and next to a real model she looks like a tard.
i could be totally hallucinating, but didn't tyra used to seem kind of nice/down to earth back when she was just a model? i remember her going around l.a. talking about her mom, etc. now she's a monster.
i think she needs to talk to kate gosselin's hairstylist.
Tyra is a straight up cunt. She is also one of the phoniest, most egotistical bitches out there. I am thrilled that Paulina is being honest & not acting like this was all okay.
"America's Next Top Myspace Model"! Exactly!
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and that modelina on ANTM who had her teefs yanked was named Joanie. she had a total snaggletooth. all that misery for nice teefs and the bitch still didn't win!
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ugh, sooo sick of it, the word "supermodel" is tossed around more than HoHan's vag. Paulina - for all you dumb fucks - was THE face of Estee Lauder for over a decade. commercials, print, etc. Ty-rex was mostly a Victoria's Secret girl. neither approached the living legends that were Naomi, Linda, Christy, Cindy. she's said it herself - she was told repeatedly that she wasn't skinny enough for runway. I ain't cryin' for either of 'em - they've both done well considering they were just idiot make-up/clothes hangers!
Something tells me that Tyra is only few decades away from being that crazy woman on your street. You know, house full of cats, yelling at passing cars, doing "runway shows on her driveway.
I agree ANTM is quite stale by now. I don't think it's last a whole lot longer. Not looking forward to next season's "all under 5'7" " theme either.
Whoa! I don't remember a ho getting her teefs redid for the show! Craziness! But, you know, I'd do it if I had to. It's a superficial business where you make your living letting others dictate your appearance. You do what they ask, it's the job. Better that than the lame hos who bawl because they find out the show wants to chop TWO WHOLE INCHES off their hair! Oh noez! lol
Oh how I wish for a Ty-Ty/Dickinson cage match!!
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Submitted by sjsmitty on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 10:05am.
I think I remember that, but the girl wanted it done because it was effecting her confidence or something. Most model pics are done with the mouth closed anyway so I don't know why they had to go through the trouble. And I wish Tyra would always keep her mouth closed.
sjsmitty, that was danielle, i think, the ho who "won" cycle 8 or some shit and was in the background of a latifah cg ad.
i think effed teeth on a model is HOT! vanessa paradis shiz. maybe i'm biased cuz of my gapped two front teeth...
hmmm just a side thought
wasn't it on some antm show that tyra forced some chick to get her teeth ripped out and nice straight fresh ones put in??
bit harsh considering hers aren't hollywood perfect
Paulina Porizkova was also featured in "Paris is Burning" a masterpiece of our time. If Tyra was around, she would not hold a candle to any of the angels there.
Her bottom teefs are like Will Ferrell's only white. Hot.
well, paulina was "iconic" as an 80s music video ho.... but then again that puts her in the same league as crazy-ass tawny kietan. ehhhh. whatevs.
canada's next top model (hosted by MR. JAY!) starts next week! yay!
I haven't watched this show since Janice was a judge.
Too lazy to read a re-cap, so can someone fill me in on how decent of a judge Paulina was?
I cannot imagine it being bad at all. However, Tyra is the kind of cunt who won't accept a bitch, who's nonetheless competent, when she's already in the set, being a bitch and lacking in competence.
i'm sorry to say this but that is one ugly pic and face. SORRY.
awww ricki....admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery, right? hehehehe
it is quite phenomenal how she's manages to make everything revolve around her...
that ego you could see from space!
as long as i don't have to watch or hear her i don't give a shit though...let za ty-rex do her thing
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What is this MK? Day of people I cannot stand? She, Natalie Portman and Sean Peen all need to date.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 9:40am.
Well, it was good while it lasted.
Tyra can kiss her own fat ass 'cause I'm done with her.
Haha ok she's not really my "IDOL" but I like her because she's fun and ridiculous and doesn't take shit too seriously. Plus I admire the way she is able to make everything about herself! No, she wasn't ever a supermodel, but I've never really seen her claim to be. Whatever dumb-ass think shows like The Insider and Access Hollywood want to call her doesn't change the fact that she was the top of her game for years at what she did (swimsuit and lingerie), and NOBODY gives face like Ms. Tyra! NOBODY!!! OK maybe she is my hero...a little.