Portman & Penn: Still Bumping It
The strangest couple since spaghetti and honey (I knew a bitch who ate that barfness regularly) is still doing the sexies with each other. Page Six says that Sean Penn and Natalie Portman have been flaunting the fuckery all over Los Angeles for a couple of weeks now. I mean.....really? What is wrong with these hos? Didn't I already tell Natalie to hit the Penn peen once and then move on? Sean Penn is the type of bitch who is only good for a one-time fuck and that's it. Ride the nose, slap the dick and then jump away. I guess they don't teach Dickmatization 101 at Harvard.
Since Natalie is going to be spending more time in Los Angeles, she bought a $3.25 million "gothic" mansion in Los Feliz. Her new house is 4,866 square feet and has two guesthouses, a pool and a courtyard.
Um. Does this shit also have a free clinic in there, because Natalie is going to need one if she keeps jumping the Penn peen on a regular basis.
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An additional question:
Why do all of these uber liberal, artsy fartsy, pretentious, self-righteous Indie film types always cheat?
Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCraprio, Sean Penn... all have the same thing in common, and it's that holier than thou attitude about everything. They're all so busy imposing their morals upon everyone else, when they aren't even diplomatic toward those with which they share their personal lives?
Oh, but I guess that cheating is so fucking progressive. Every time some cow acts like a douchebag, it's justifiable once you pull the fucking "social construct" card.
They're all such fucking rebels.
Rotten peach of scrotum
Why can't any of these whores dress themselves?
Lindsay Blohan, Sienna Miller, Mange-lina, this one...have hideous taste in clothing.
And while I think cheating's hardly justified by superficiality, people who cheat are 99 of 100 times really fucking shallow.
So I ask, what's so great about any of these women anyway? What's their appeal?
Rotten peach of scrotum
Natalie is an idiot for letting that creep jump up and down on her. Sean should be in jail for treason for his actions against the US. He's right below Jane Fonda on the host disgusting and hated anti American list.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 11:23pm.
Yeah, I don't hate it either:)
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Why would she do him?!
WAS totally not buying this rumour... but the body language in that pic suggests otherwise. No?
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Submitted by Imperial Whore on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 11:22pm.
This pairing is sort of cool. Sorry.
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Yeah, I don't hate it either:)
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This pairing is sort of cool. Sorry.
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She won't think he so amazing after he knocks her teeth out.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Iced Coffee is right. It's wise to assume that any actress is a slut until she provides compelling evidence to the contrary. That said I like her despite her relatively meager talent and I think he's hot. Anyone with the balls to beat Madonna impresses me.
Has anyone besides Star Magazine's 'source' seen any of this? Anyway, she's telling US Magazine the story's bogus.
I don't find it hard to believe at all. People think she's something different, but she's just like anyone else in Hollywood. I'm sure it's just a fling. I bet she's having a good time surreptitiously fucking this sort of dangerous older man who has two Oscars. She's all about status, so I'm sure she's impressed.
I refuse to believe this fuckery. The story has to be false. Look at Natalie.... Now look at Sean Penis. How much more outragous does a story have to be? You might as well say Beyonce is a seriel killer. Or Lohan is going into a convent. If this story isn't completely false I will hang myself on my tree on the front lawn at Noon the next I confirm it is true.
I still can't imagine these two together.
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 10:30am.
Spaghetti and honey?? That's the imaginary combination I used to 'feed' my teddy bear when I was five!!
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Natalie...come back to Long Island where you belong and leave Penn to his about-to-be-ex.
GROSS. I'm starting to think that BOTH these twats are overrated. I haven't seen Milk yet so I'm still holding on to the belief that Sean Penn IS a decent actor. But still...this is one weird coupling AND Penn is still fucking married to boot. What an asshole!
I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury.
This chick bugs the crap out of me. I think she's overrated. And she seems to think every word that comes out of her mouth has been touched by God.
Sean Penn is a great actor but big time douche.
After Devendra Banhart, I'd be fucking Sean Penn too.
Robin looked beautiful and classy at Cannes in this gold gown so the joke is on Natalie. Another douche and a dumb girl
Oxygen scribbled"...he looks like an old burnt out drunk who gargles his alcholic vomit. "
BWAHAHAHAHA..wheeze! Hahaha! Gross. I took care of too many of those types to count in the hospital.
*If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.*
-=Lenny Bruce=-
I generally don't say shit when I see Hollywood folks acting like people...because people do fucked up shit every day of the week...
BUT DAMN NATALIE!!!
WHY WOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS...ALL OUT IN THE OPEN...(and oh boy...I believe it...because this ain't the FIRST thing I've read about Mr. Peen regarding he and Natty...and Mr. Peen has NEVER been discreet...ABOUT ANYTHING)
I mean, pick up R. Kelly's record "Keep it on the down low"...I think R. Kelly is a FUCKING CRETIN...but this record is true when you're doing fucked up shit to other folks husbands and wives
And I hope Robin uses this shit to her FULL ADVANTAGE...
In divorce court (not that she dosen't have enough OTHER shit to use)...
Mathilda and Spicoli. It just doesn't make any fucking sense... but then that's what makes this crazy world go 'round.
Still, if any amount of this weird shit happened on Buttercup's watch... I must sorrowfully hope that Amidala gets an angry ass-whoopin' handed to her.
This is just a terrible rumour that wants to give Natalie Portman a bad reputation.
isn't he old enough to be her great grandfather. probably not but he looks like an old burnt out drunk who gargles his alcholic vomit.
I guess I am old fashion but I still think the classy thing to do is to fuck a guy AFTER he gets a divorce (well okay maybe after he files).
As for Penn, he is a sick mother fucker. I mean really sick. I read about his parents and geez it made me realize that this ass clown is clinically fucked up. Guess his brother was too which is probably why he offed himself. I wouldn't go near this piece of shit without a 357 - he is going to hurt somebody. Any kind of luck he'll off himself too!
Please let Robin Wright have a steamy affair with Gerard Butler or someone else hot. She deserves some well publicised passion right about now.
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angel_i on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:27pm.
Fuck off, zomay! Did I ask you for your opinion?
Are your momjeans giving you an itchy cameltoe or what? Google me, you dumb fuck!
This chick is annoying. She tries so desperately to be a goody two shoes.
Submitted by emmaV on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 11:04am.
I didn't, my boyfriend was on the dictionary.com app of the iPhone just looking up stupid words late one night.
Ugh. This POS has to be crazy charismatic. Why else would all these seemingly classy ladies put up with his ass?
I like Natalie, and I think she's got enough sense to keep this short and unimportant. It sucks that she would mess around with a recently separated guy - if this is true - which I'm still not convinced that it is. Maybe just wishful thinking because I do love Natalie...
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Hey KD -
Did you have to go to dictionary.come to look up "smegma" too??
And why, may I ask, were you looking up "dumbass?" :)
madonna said in blonde ambition that he was her only true love. but remember when he tied her up to the bed or something & just left her & there were helicopters flying all around! memories.
weren't RobiSean over years ago?;)
go Portman, ride the Pennwave.
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I think Portman has a beautiful face, but she isnt really that talented & her personality is shit...I am not bothered by who she has sex with, I am more bothered by her holier than thou, I am so brilliant for an actress & above all this attitude...if you are so smart then why are you wasting your intellect on acting & not contributing more to the world.
apparently grown men in hollywood can't handle women their own age.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 10:36am.
You funny too!!!
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Whether she was the actual homewrecker or not, this cunt Portman should have had more class than to fuck a guy who is famously still legally married. We all know how stupid he is, but she's sunk to a new level of whorishness. I thought they taught ethics in Harvard.
Ugh. Natalie, what the FUCK are you thinking?
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Bah. This broad is obviously a shit for brains who has enough money to go to Harvard and her PR team has conned hollywood into believing she's beautiful and intelligent. Im wouldn't be surprised if this cunty mediocre snob was a homewrecker. Next!
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Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 10:34am.
I am bored!
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I need this long weekend to start now!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
I am bored!
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I need this long weekend to start now!!!!!!
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geez this b*tch couldn't wait till she filmed that movie with Brad Pitt. Now that would have been a hookup I could be proud of. Imagining little nata-pitt's watching a movie of when their parents fell in love, while the skanka-pitt kids watched their own parent's love movie would've been awesome.
I cant understand WHYYYYYYYYYY Robin tolerated him so many years. Cant find a reasonable explanation!
Spaghetti and honey?? That's the imaginary combination I used to 'feed' my teddy bear when I was five!!
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 10:16am.
Not that you've given much thought to it or anything.
I have a drunky uncle, he cheated on my aunt, had a kid and lost the house.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen: "...Wait until he starts slapping you around, Natalie."
Exactly what I was thinking. Only thing is, I don't think she'll stick around once he does.
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 10:04am.
Honey is so good on grilled chicken.
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I'd call this a downgrade, for both of them. She's been with hotter, and he's leaving the gorgeous Robin Wright. Idiots.
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