Afternoon Crumbs
XEEEEEEENU! Suri's already got the Wino slippers. Now all she needs is the barleyhive to complete the look! - Popsugar
Mimi's shoulders are cold, but her chichis aren't - Hollywood Tuna
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace meant for this to happen - Egotastic!
I didn't know Linda Hogan joined Kajagoogoo! Those pigtails look presh on her - Towleroad
Dear Christian Bale, if you don't shave those face pubies off, you and me are fucking done professionally! - Lainey Gossip
Aishwarya Rai is pretty fucking perfect-looking - Just Jared
Ho parade (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather
Who sort-of bit the dust (maybe) on Grey's Anatomy last night? - Celebitchy
In related news, White Oprah was seen buying a baseball cap and bandanna - Socialite Life
The drunk bitch hair trick - Cityrag
HA! - Holy Moly
Life is so hard for Lily Allen - I'm Not Obsessed
A shit load of blind items courtesy of Paula Froelich - HuffPo
Holly Madison is going from one ho show to another - Hollywood Rag
What's sad is that Lisa Rinna's lips still look like they leak anal fluid - ICYDK
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Aishwarya's fish hook nose??????????? Not everyone needs to have a perfect straight little barbie button nose to be beautiful. Yuck! Thank god for human diversity!
in the 2nd pic, Aishwarya Rai looks like an Indian Beyonce.
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Aishwarya Rai is ageless. Man what a beauty.
Love Suri ! So darn cute... Cruise may very well be a sciento freak but suri is indeed his and Holmes' child... you cant deny that !
As for Aishwariya... she's not THAT beautiful. Love her eyes though. FUGLY husband btw !
yay, for a suri fix on a friday!
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katie has to take suri and run away and never look back!
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A digression, but I really like Katie Holmes' sweater - anyone know where it's from?
Ash Rai, the top of my girl crush list. She is just IT.
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If we weren't all crazy, we would go insane.
Aishwarya Rai?
I've seriously seen prettier Indian/Pakistani girls on the subway in London.
I have a question about Terminator Salvation. Who the FUCK is this FUCKING PRICK Sam Worthington? What the FUCK is he doing with his AMATEUR name above the title? Fucking ass.
I know Suri is a robot, but she's really cute.
Rai is beautiful - breathtaking.
Suri wears much too much black: not appropriate for such a young child imo.
What's left for Holly besides "Playboy"? Oh yeah, "Hustler". Psh...
Drunken Stepfather makes me ill sometimes...
I think Shilpa Shetty is prettier than Aishwarya. Both stunning ladies though!
Nothing anyone can say will make me like Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace any less, not after seeing her in big brother standing up to all those clique nasty girls, and standing up for what was right. Despite the wimps (inc the men) hiding in the toilet because they were so scared! 8 weeks of that and I'd have gone crazy, actually 8 days.
Ash deserves a medal. Nice girl.
Chris Klein's daughter looks like him.
Aww, Aishwarya Rai is so pretty. And doesn't have an eating disorder. Or a drug additction. Or a constant irresistible urge to flash her pussy. Sure she's a human celebrity?
"I wouldn't. I think the nature of these books is, you know, you're f**king people over, and I haven't really got any interest in making money out of other people's misfortune."
This quote from Lily Allen about not writing an autobiography cracks me up.
Yet in almost every interview with this cow, somebody gets slagged.
Why is she automatically "fucking somebody over" or "making money out of other people's misfortune" if includes them in her book? She must have a LOT of bad blood flowing with lots of people. I'm not surprised.
Meanwhile, she should be grateful people want to hear her sing. She could have performed a chorus of that awful song, and people would have clapped and left her alone.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Christian looks like a young Colonel Sanders and I'd still hit it...
Hard.
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
*runs through thread nekkid clanging a cowbell*
CHRISTIAN BALE!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr baby!
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A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 1:39pm.
Suri looks sickly thin in that main picture. It contrasts so much with Shiloh because even if both are supposedly the same age, Shiloh looks midgety and chunky
I like Suri, but I think she is too thin too...but maybe because she is taller and older than 3.
And about Shilo, she is a survivor, a fighter and b/c of this she has a better musculature. She has to run to take the food at her home. There are more 5 children to eat.
I must agree with some of you...Suri seems a bit too thin. Stop with the barley water bottles and give that child a hamburger!
I like Suri. I can't wait for her to write a memoir.
Suri looks sickly thin in that main picture. It contrasts so much with Shiloh because even if both are supposedly the same age, Shiloh looks midgety and chunky while Suri looks tallish and super thin. I would like to think Suri is in that phase where kids don't want to eat much, because it would suck if her parents are not giving a shit about her health on purpose.
Fuck, whatever. Suri looks like she's 5-ish years old.
Aishwarya Rai is gorgeous, I agree.
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I've always loved Suri but she looks kinda of thin here. I have friends' daughters who are very tall for their age (4 looking like 6, 6 looking 8 etc) so nothing unusual. It's global warming I tell you
That is so not a cute kid. . .
Mariah used to be the shit back in the Music Box days.
How did she go so wrong??
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Re: Aishwarya Rai. There are some perfect looking chicks out there. She would be one, if someone would pull the fish hook out of the end of her nose.
Katie is pretty tall, so Suri must take after her & or maybe her "real" daddy.
Never been a Cruise basher (because I don't give a shit), but isn't Suri a tad bit thin for the size of her head? If it's natural, then it's fine, but if those two sick fucks are starving that kid so she'll look good then they both need to be shot. In the balls.
LIMAHL IS GAY!!?????
(just kidding)
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
It's weird. Christian Bale's face-pubes are kind of reddish even though his hair is dark. Those Welshmen...
Aishwarya Rai just got added to my spank-tank. Yowza
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Remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
White Oprah ia a cunt.
Clarisse ~ your rant needs more cowbells.
On Topic: Aisha is looking a little plump....don't hate me for saying it. Her face looks bloated. Maybe she needs to rip one.
Christian Bale's facial hair is no where NEAR as effed up as Keanu Reaves'. And I'm sorry, but I think that is one of the stupidest reasons ever to "break up" with someone, even if it is a fake relationship.
Also, Suri may be 'not of this planet' or 'earthly-challenged' but she sure is a cute little alien. What a doll.
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Viva La Bale babies!!!!!
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Kerry Katona says she hasn't done drugs since 2004 and I have never called anyone cunt on a website EVER!
Aishwarya Rai is hot as hell! I love/hate her.
Um, the Lisa Rinna thing is NAST! What the fuck? Who twitters that shit to the world? Fucking psycho.
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You're a rebel? You think you're a rebel? You're not a rebel, you're fucking psychotic! ~ Veronica Sawyer
yeah! what Clarisse said.
We haven't seen Lily Allen's tits or cooter in a few months now, some one needs to get her drunk STAT!
Suri is a WOMAN she can wear whatever footwear she chooses!
Seriously though, why is she never dressed like a normal toddler? No jeans or t-shirts in crazyland?
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 12:39pm.
Michael K,
Am I going to walk around and rip your fucking site down, in the middle of the day? Then why the fuck are you talking trash about Christian's fucking facial hair??? Ah-da-da-dah!!!! What the fuck is it with you? What don't you fucking understand? Christian fucking rocks! For fucks sake man!!
Love it! TEAM BALE!
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The drunk bitch hair trick , no fuckin' idea but I know why the rub their eyes when they wake up. Cuz the don't have any balls to scratch.
Suri is about as tall as the 6 year old that I know, and she is tall for her age...
Michael K,
Am I going to walk around and rip your fucking site down, in the middle of the day? Then why the fuck are you talking trash about Christian's fucking facial hair??? Ah-da-da-dah!!!! What the fuck is it with you? What don't you fucking understand? Christian fucking rocks! For fucks sake man!!
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A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
Kajagoogoo!I still own a 45 of theirs.
Hmmm maybe I'm the only one but I really like the stache on Senor Bale. I think it makes him look sexier.
Re Aishwarya Rai: Nobody should be that gorgeous. Bitch.
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I don't have low self-esteem. I have low self-esteem for everyone else.
Aishwarya Rai is fucking gorgeous.Bale can look like a grizzly adam and i'll still hit.