Friday, May 15th 2009
Then Or Now: When Were They Hotter?
AHAHAHAHAAA! UsWeekly compared pictures of Kate Gosselin right after she popped out a litter of babies and a picture of her recently. According to Us, Kate got the plastic surgery WORKS including a tummy tuck. But why bother with that nonsense, when there's a more pressing matter at hand. Yeah, she looked a little Susan Boyle-ish in the face back then, but her hair. HER HAIR! Back then she looked like a lonely cat lady who braids her pubic hair and is the pen pal of several serial killers.. And now, she looks like a Tool Academy drop-out.
So I don't really know which hair is sexier (barf). I'm going to say that her hair before brings the sex, because the wave and fall is what early 90s Midwestern glamour was all about.
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Michael K wrote: "Back then she looked like a lonely cat lady who braids her pubic hair and is the pen pal of several serial killers.."
LMAOLOL! I love it!!
Plastic surgery? The only difference I see is the hair.
She is ugly in both photos
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Submitted by shandi on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 9:51pm.
She only had the tummy tuck (done for free) but he wouldn't do the breast lift on her. Told her it wasn't needed and to just get a better fitting bra. The good fitting bras that lift you up can be expensive, but she has the money now, so I assume that is what she is doing.
As for having work done on her face - nope. Aside from the haircut, how she looks now is how she looked before she got married. Of course she is going to look like shit in the picture on the left. She just had 6 babies, and you retain water for a while after you have a baby. When she lost the weight, she lost the chin and got the "new neck" some of you are talking about. I know cause the same thing happened to me.
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Sorry, but that is a nose job if I have ever seen one. Some of it may be explained by losing the weight, but losing weight doesn't sculpt your nose. If it did, with the way I yo-yo, I'd look like Michael Jackson by now.
You know Kate is already working on a single mom of 8 show. And Octomom is shit#ing her pants too. SHE has been groomed for that spot for months now. Or has she been grooming THEM?
Her hair looks like a duck's ass after it's been shot at or something.
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Miranda Kerr is stupid.
Submitted by janedoe71 on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 1:40pm.
Wow no wonder she fees a need to be bitchy. She can still stick her book up her ass though.
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angel_i on Sun, 05/03/2009 - 7:27pm.
Fuck off, zomay! Did I ask you for your opinion?
Are your momjeans giving you an itchy cameltoe or what? Google me, you dumb fuck!
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Wow...angel_1, you should read Living in the Age of Entitlement The Narcissism Epidemic...it may have been written for someone EXACTLY like you! You frazzle easily!
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Who me?
I'll frazzle YOU, bitch!
You want some?!
You want some o'dis!?
Yeah - i got your frazzle right here!
Come and get it!
I'ma shankabitch today!!!
(I was WONDERING what all that was about!)
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The bitchy smug soccer moms who have that type of hair do it because it says "I have the time and money to maintain this ugly style."
Because it would take constant maintenance to keep the highlights and weird-ass different lengths the same.
If she was the devoted busy mother she claims, she would have more versatile hair that can be styled in different ways depending on what she has going on.
Funny, I watched the clip where she's screaming at Jon for not using a coupon, but she has the money to get her hair frosted and cut. Oh wait, I'mma thinkin' that's a '$10 off coupon do' as well.
Who cares... THINK OF THE CHILDREN! It's going to be two years or more until they're able to care for themselves.
LOLZ on the episode where she potty-trained the boys to poo in the kiddy toilet using M&M's as treats. Here little doggy!
Staying celibate and letting my creative juices flow elsewhere.
shit.. after my bebe decides to come out and I (FINALLY!!!) lose all the baby weight I've gained over the past 4+ years, you betcha my azz is getting some work done.. well, thats IF I havent been blessed with elastic skin. Def. want breast augmentation (full DD even when I was thin) but being full & top heavy (think cleavage for days) want perkier bewbage.
Kate def. was retaining water in the 1st pic, so I cant really comment on that she looks awful or whatever- I'm in the 'zact same boat right now. SHitty short hair, swolled up and really large... what I CAN say is that she still looks like a cunt.. before and after.. CUNT CUNT CUNT!!!
(and people I've dealt with from PA are rude anyway...)
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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
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She looks like someone I should have no fucking clue about. Mikey.... I love you.... but you waste our time with your F grade "celebs". Enough you fuck9ing queen
Oh wow she looks so differnt. She would look so much better with longer hair (about an inch past her shoulder) and without the 20 different shades of blonde.
The haircut she has now reminds me of that nasty little trend among older soccer moms where the top was slicked and the back stuck out in little spikes. Why, why would you want to look like that!?!?
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 11:17pm.
Watch Mission Impossible 2, Tom Cruise rides a bike and tries to act all heterosexual.
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Hetero? Pfft, he can barely pull that off! If I listen real hard I can hear "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK..."
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 11:10pm.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 10:58pm.
LOL TV! I wanna see that chopper ridin' tattooed midget lumberjack show! Someone make it happen!
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Watch Mission Impossible 2, Tom Cruise rides a bike and tries to act all heterosexual.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 11:11pm.
@2c - i called it the cuntardoo - like a cockatoo but not as cuddly.
high alert is good. like a cats ass with the tail up.
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Excellent and highly appropriate, coz them cockatoos may look all friendly but they will snip off an appendage if you get too close! The cunts.
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LOL TV! I wanna see that chopper ridin' tattooed midget lumberjack show! Someone make it happen!
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@2c - i called it the cuntardoo - like a cockatoo but not as cuddly.
high alert is good. like a cats ass with the tail up.
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 10:58pm.
LOL TV! I wanna see that chopper ridin' tattooed midget lumberjack show! Someone make it happen!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
@ angle, I ate my crumble, but think your serving will go down better with some ice cream.
I know how you feel about sugar 'n all that.
mmMMMmm rhubarb!
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
That hairdo could be called the meercunt... sleepy in the front, high alert in the back
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
I'm confused. Did TV just call me a lumberjack? And TITS wants ice cream but she already ate her crumble? And I have to go to bed? Wait. Do I WANT to go to bed? NO! *falls to floor kicking and screaming*
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 10:55pm.
Hey M2C! Seems I pissed everyone off again with my wacky theories. 'Cept TITS. She just points and laughs. She's like the big sister I never wanted. (JOS kEEEEEEEEEDING, TITS! - you're WAY too old to be my sister! Haha!)
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*eats angles portion of rhubarb/apple crumble*
Say angle, can you go to the fridge and get me some vanilla ice cream? There's a good girl. Then go to bed, the grown ups want to talk.
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Heya Angle! Imma have to scroll back to catch your theories, cos I too like to point and laugh! That's the only reason I come here! lol
Well, that and the open bar.
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Early 90s? Girl, that was around 2003 or so... those kids are only about 5 or 6.
correction: huge family of tattooed midget lumberjacks.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 10:55pm.
Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 10:49pm.
And the competition for Worst show on TLC is fierce, between the overbreeders, the midgets, and the tattoo artists. Can't they just do a show based on a huge family of tattooed midgets and dedicate the rest of their schedule to American Chopper reruns?
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 10:49pm.
And the competition for Worst show on TLC is fierce, between the overbreeders, the midgets, and the tattoo artists. Can't they just do a show based on a huge family of tattooed midgets and dedicate the rest of their schedule to American Chopper reruns?
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Hey M2C! Seems I pissed everyone off again with my wacky theories. 'Cept TITS. She just points and laughs. She's like the big sister I never wanted. (JOS kEEEEEEEEEDING, TITS! - you're WAY too old to be my sister! Haha!)
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 10:26pm.
Submitted by Rockwell on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 10:04pm.
I don't watch this tripe either, and the ones on TLC that glorify overbreeding are the absolute worst.
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Give 'em a break, those meercats have nothing better to do!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
dont give a rats arse about this woman! \
She seems like a raging cunt, but I can't bag on her for taking a lousy picture and being heavy after pumping out a shitload of kids. In fact, she probably looks better than your average mom bad hair and all.
I think she's attractive. If the hair in the back matched the hair in the front, she would look fabulous.
O TV - Don't get me started on the myth of overpopulation. Altho - I'll give you the truth of overpopulated areas.
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@angle - are you for it or against it?
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
@Rockwell:
Ok, so once, when I was a kid - a TV station here did a documentary on different ways that teenagers live. There were the rich kids, living at home, there were the street kids, there were the middle class kids living at home and there was us: my roomie and I had an apartment and worked while finishing highschool. Their TV crew rolled up to the house with their ten million lights and cameras and wires and shit, set them up so we had to step over everything to get anywhere...and prepared to watch us get ready for school.
The guy said: Ok - so do what you normally do.
I said: Ok, then - let's go.
He said: Where? You just got up!
I said: These are my school clothes and now I'm going to the coffee shop to meet my friends.
He said: Um...(looking at this really lovely bureau I used to have - i found it - with a mirror attached and a little chair that sat in front)Why don't you sit there and brush your hair?
I said: Cuz I don't brush my hair when it's dry.
He said: Well, pretend!
Okie dokie.
He said: Now what?
I said: Coffee shop, dude! Let's go!
He said: How about if you go make yourself some breakfast in the kitchen.
I said: COFFEE IS MY BREAKFAST!!!
He said: Come on. You have cereal, right?
I said: *sigh* OK, fine!
He said: Great!
My roomie and I slumped over our cereal miserably wanting our DAMN COFFEE!
He said: Ok - so do you have books?
I said: Ummm....sure. (cuz I was getting with the program now.
He said: What? No bag?
I said: Dude. These aren't even my books. Can I have my coffee now?
THAT's how real it is!
edited to add: cereal in our "home" was traditionally an after school snack:)
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Submitted by Rockwell on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 10:04pm.
I don't watch this tripe either, and the ones on TLC that glorify overbreeding are the absolute worst. How bad of a message is this conveying, when pretty much every problem on Earth ever can be traced back to overpopulation?
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I don't watch "reality" shows because they are anything but real. Even without ever watching this abomination, I'm fully aware of this goddamn show as it has been shoved in our collective faces via magazine covers and constant soundbites. It's quite obvious the woman is a cunty, controlling bitch and the husband lost his balls a long time ago.
These ignorant shows should include a divorce petition as part of the contract at the outset. It's inevitable; people are too shallow these days and only crave instant fame. If they lose their spouse and family along the way, so be it. They can't compare with scoring personal assistants, chefs, nannies, book deals, first class flights, etc. It's amazing how quickly and for how little people sell out. The human race is so fucking doomed.
The sad thing is, masses of dumbfuck women have run out and bought the stupid book that Porcuntpine is holding. The dumbening of the U.S. continues unabated.....
Submitted by Basement Baby on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 9:51pm.
True story, my mom raged at me over wire hangers once.
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as well she should have...Bitch raised yo' ass right...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
True story, my mom raged at me over wire hangers once.
She only had the tummy tuck (done for free) but he wouldn't do the breast lift on her. Told her it wasn't needed and to just get a better fitting bra. The good fitting bras that lift you up can be expensive, but she has the money now, so I assume that is what she is doing.
As for having work done on her face - nope. Aside from the haircut, how she looks now is how she looked before she got married. Of course she is going to look like shit in the picture on the left. She just had 6 babies, and you retain water for a while after you have a baby. When she lost the weight, she lost the chin and got the "new neck" some of you are talking about. I know cause the same thing happened to me.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 9:41pm.
Just needs a pulse.
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 9:43pm.
Tiger you fucking whore, where the fuck have you been? We had someone here the other night comparing MIMI's acting chops to BETTY DAVIS!
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Well, you whores should know my heart belongs to Joan "NO WIRE HANGERS EVER" Crawford...but even I as a die hard Joanaloonie will cut, slice and dice a bitch that could even THINK about comparing that lil' butterfly lovin' stuffed piglet to an icon like Bette Davis....OH NO YOU DLISTED WHORES D'INT...Hold me back, Sheniqua! Cuz I'm about to get all up in some DListed ass!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Basement Baby on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 9:45pm.
I'd rather be adopted by the Gosselin's than have to live in this hellhole...
I hear they make one of their kids live in the basement also.
Yes, yes Basement Baby. Dontcha got a Tori Amos song to cover or something right about now?
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I got a feeling that, when she falls asleep at night her hubby spruces it up a bit just for fun:)
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I'd rather be adopted by the Gosselin's than have to live in this hellhole...
@TITS:
It's ok - she made it for tonight when YOU called her BETTY!;p
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I don't get that poofy up-do/bangy thing on top of her head in left pic? Is that a mistake?
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 9:35pm.
Tiger
Cuntardoo
Like a Cockatoo but not as cuddly.
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DING! DING! DING!
We have a winner, whores!
That.Is.So.DListed.AWESOMENESS!!!!
PURPLE DRANK ON ME!!!! Oh, and a round of Lil' Debbie Snack Cakes and Circuis Peanuts, Candy Corn, Laffy Taffy, and Jolly Ranchers...
Oh, and TITS is totally up for some body shots....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Tiger you fucking whore, where the fuck have you been? We had someone here the other night comparing MIMI's acting chops to BETTY DAVIS!
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