Wonky Is Loud
Wonky McValtrex's neighbors are not happy with her. And not because her crotch crustaceans keep digging up their gardens. No, they aren't pleased, because of all the noise that skankwhorecunt is making. Early this morning, Wonky's neighbors called the cops, because Wonky and her latest piece, Dough Reinhardt, were fighting so loud that their screeches could be heard from the street. Maybe they weren't fighting. Doug probably makes that sound whenever he sticks it into her toxic waste dump without a Hazmat-made condom on.
When the cops arrived at her house, nobody would open the front gates for them, so they had to hop the fence. They talked to Wonky and after they left, the loud arguing stopped.
TMZ says that Wonky wasn't fighting with Doug. The screams came from her own slut mouth after she received a call that Tinkerbell had been run over and killed on Mullholland Drive. Wonky started screaming like Danny Gokey with a lighter up his ass. The call turned out to be a prank.
Beat me with a string of wet anal beads, because this is such lies. Like that dumb whore cares about her dogs! If Wonky found out one of her dogs died, she wouldn't be crying. She would just go out and buy a new one. Besides, I haven't seen Tinky in eons. I'm sure Tinkerbell already staged her death a long ass time ago and she's airing our her herp warts (a souvenir from Wonky) on the beaches of France right now.
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Ted Casablanca's did a blind item about this Nimrod leaving her dogs in her closet. She went on vacation and found one of them dead. Ted got the SPCA on her ass, My favorite story about her is her pet monkey bit her! She had a lemur/monkey that went apeshit on her. Priceless.
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Stupid bitch! If she really cared about her pets, she would know where they are and not be fooled by a prank call.
Of course it was a lie, but such a stupid one!
She could care less about her dogs..hate this snob.
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Most likely Tinkerbell was trying to make a run for it...somehow get on a plane to Tijuana and enjoy some relaxation.
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Submitted by get serious on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 6:49pm.
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I was just reading that one of her neighbours is so pissed off that he's offered the landlord an extra 5 grand a month on top of the 22 grand they're already paying if he'll evict them.
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Check this out. When the next door neighbor came by the next day, to complain about the noise in person, her dimwitted boyfriend said "That's what you've got to expect, because paris & I are public figures".
This delusional wussbag is a "public figure"? Since when? I don't even know this crotch flamer's name. Public figure? Nope. His herpes infested, delusional, self involved, entitled douchebag girlfriend is a public figure; he's nothing more than a boytoy.
It's a good thing their neighbors are a lot more patient than I am. If this crotchstain of a couple created these many problems so quickly in my neighborhood, I'd have a nice little talk with them... and 10 of my Navy Seal buddies. Needless to say, they wouldn't be much of a problem after that...
Ducklipspenis Shitton can't keep a man. That is all.
And on a Paris thread no less haha
Hey Miz wtf... wondered where you went!!
The bitch is not dead yet?????????
Submitted by Dr. Dick on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 8:24am.
Do you think God gets mad at me when I pray for her grisly death?
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No, silly. The concept of an angry God is a human one. We wanna make him like us. But he's not.
Pray away. Although - I have to say that, thus far, he hardly seems to be on our side in this matter.
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Do you think God gets mad at me when I pray for her grisly death?
Two words:
Whore. Die.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Apparently even crazed, psychotic stalkers draw the line at Wonky McValtrex.
MK, dude, mercy lawd!...scrolling down and you are ON FIRE. "Crotch crustaceans" AAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!
I don't know why anyone hasn't killed her yet.
I wonder who moved in first, Wonky or her neighbors. Because I know I'd never choose to live next to her. Not that I blame them for what happened.
Only an immature 10 year old would come up with such a stupid bs excuse like that.
If this were true it only proves once again how stupid she really is and how careless of her pets...i figure any responsible dog owner would know where her dog is at all times and whether it has escaped or not before believing such bullshit.
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Submitted by cprincess on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 4:06pm.
Just what I love-my City taxes paying for the cops to go to this morons house....
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THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS FOLLOW THE PO-PO WHEN THEY'RE ON THEIR WAY SOMEWHERE. YA NEVER KNOW WHEN ITS GOING TO BE EXTRA GOOD!! LOLZ. (I follow fire engines. Not kidding. I'm sick like that.)
I heard a rumor that she would keep dogs in these closets so they wouldn't make a mess, but end up forgetting about them and then they would be found dead.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 3:18pm.
will someone please kill this stupid bitch already?
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Charles Manson/Jim has volunteered to do it.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 4:40pm.
Reeter LMAO I can only dream she reads this site. And really, where do I sign up for rich useless whore??
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She couldn't handle this site. I know someone who works for an advertising agency handling an account for her (horse) hair extensions. She sat through the meeting silent and did her stupid giggle now and then. She's an idiot and she knows it.
Reeter LMAO I can only dream she reads this site. And really, where do I sign up for rich useless whore??
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 4:35pm.
Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 4:31pm.
Paris??? LOL
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Submitted by Reeter on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 4:31pm.
Paris??? LOL
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 4:28pm.
Reeter *wink*
If I had a bird beak and a droopy ass, that would be my Paris impression.
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GASP! How do you know I have a bird beak and a droopy ass?
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If I had a bird beak and a droopy ass, that would be my Paris impression.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 4:15pm.
Guys, give her a break! She really was watching her dog, but y'know, she only has the one good eye
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Ahahahahahahahaha!! So true!
Guys, give her a break! She really was watching her dog, but y'know, she only has the one good eye.
Just what I love-my City taxes paying for the cops to go to this morons house....
MK-arent you afraid youll catch something from Wonky just by writing about her?
Anyway-everyones right-like this moron cares about any of her dogs...
I cant stand these dog accessories-big dogs rule!
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Who is Dough Reinhardt?
Ay putas!!
No D at worked: inappropriate content and all that rubbish!
*hug* good to see you.
I always feel like Norm in "Cheers" when I visit; feels great, I will not lie.
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MizRo is back! Sorry i just said 'well look at that!' haha at the screen. I used to enjoy your comments and where the heck have you been? On one of your every 3 yr trips to someplace exotic? (I think that is close.. not sure.. I remember you wrote a looong time ago in a thread about taking off the beaten path trips every few years. Yay for weird memory and how it retains randomness!
And OT- This picture here reminds me of those skits 'The Chinnigans' where it's an upside down chin talking.. and the eyes are above the chin. I need to find a link. She has Rumer chin! I never noticed.
Beat me with a string of wet anal beads, because this is such lies. Like that dumb whore cares about her dogs!
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EXACTLY! That's why the prank was so believable...I watched PAPS return her dog to her home once and she didn't even know it was missing! WTF? How do you not know your dog is out in the street? Bitch, please. Keep an eye on your dog and that kinda thing won't get to you!
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Syphilis... an undetected dose of syphilis and we'll finally be rid of her...
That picture of Paris is the worst I've seen of her! lol. Behind all the makeup, bleach and latest enhancing facials she really is a plain woman.
Provolone on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 3:05pm.
This radio show host placed a craigslist ad that said "Dog just birthed 6 puppies, moving sooon and can't take them with me. Contact me asap or else i have to to get rid of them'. So when people called his number his voicemail said 'Hi this is so and so, if your calling about the puppies you're too late. I had to kill them, leave a message'. The messages people left were so fucking funny!!
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Seems like she is always misplacing poor Tinkerbell.
will someone please kill this stupid bitch already?
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This radio show host placed a craigslist ad that said "Dog just birthed 6 puppies, moving sooon and can't take them with me. Contact me asap or else i have to to get rid of them'. So when people called his number his voicemail said 'Hi this is so and so, if your calling about the puppies you're too late. I had to kill them, leave a message'. The messages people left were so fucking funny!!
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shut the smurf up, i wish i knew what, "He Dicho! caso cerrado!!" meant, feel free to translate... cuz i'm guessing it doesn't mean, i want paris to be my friend... i still say she's beautiful- yup, i said it- regardless of her cooties.
HAHAHAHA she prob saw her very special South Park ep that was on last night...just hari kari yourselves all of you poor animals de Wonk....I sure as fuck would...
Okay, someone called me up a few years ago and told me my dog was out on the highway. I thanked the caller, looked in the house and found him right where I KNEW he was. I could have freaked out, but I KNEW where my dog was. I only checked because I wanted to be sure, you know in case he had gotten the house keys, unlocked the deadbolt lock and ran away without me knowing it.
Point is: I knew where my dog was.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
@ Stock Broker - I'm just - disgusted - that someone could joke about the death of a loved pet. It's down right evil.
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Submitted by jebjeb on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 2:52pm.
The only beautifull thing about this whore is her bank account.
her nose is disgusting her ass is disgusting, her wonky eye is disgusting, everyhting is disgusting about this diseased ridden whore.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Seriously, Tinkerbell always looked like she wanted to off herself. What she's had to tolerate, What those eyes have seen! The Horrors!!
That's an old picture up thar^
and SUPPOSING this story is true...WHO called her and said that about her dog? Nicole Richie?
If it's a true story, If I were Wonky, I would IMMEDIATELY hop into my car and haul A$$ to the MF'rs house who made the call and beat the living crap out of them, sue them, and pretty much make their life a living hell for, like 10 years.