Wonky Is Loud
Wonky McValtrex's neighbors are not happy with her. And not because her crotch crustaceans keep digging up their gardens. No, they aren't pleased, because of all the noise that skankwhorecunt is making. Early this morning, Wonky's neighbors called the cops, because Wonky and her latest piece, Dough Reinhardt, were fighting so loud that their screeches could be heard from the street. Maybe they weren't fighting. Doug probably makes that sound whenever he sticks it into her toxic waste dump without a Hazmat-made condom on.
When the cops arrived at her house, nobody would open the front gates for them, so they had to hop the fence. They talked to Wonky and after they left, the loud arguing stopped.
TMZ says that Wonky wasn't fighting with Doug. The screams came from her own slut mouth after she received a call that Tinkerbell had been run over and killed on Mullholland Drive. Wonky started screaming like Danny Gokey with a lighter up his ass. The call turned out to be a prank.
Beat me with a string of wet anal beads, because this is such lies. Like that dumb whore cares about her dogs! If Wonky found out one of her dogs died, she wouldn't be crying. She would just go out and buy a new one. Besides, I haven't seen Tinky in eons. I'm sure Tinkerbell already staged her death a long ass time ago and she's airing our her herp warts (a souvenir from Wonky) on the beaches of France right now.
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Paris has herpes or is herpes? Damn, every time I thinks she's gone away she pops back up.
The fact that a random phone call made her actually think her dog was dead is so terrible...of HER! If she were a responsible dog owner, wouldn't she know Tinkerbell wasn't dead because she'd be IN THE FUCKING HOUSE? It's not like "Oh, poor Tink! I gave her a bus pass to make it to her dance class and she got run over along the way!" Seriously. Being fooled like that (if it's true) basically just goes to show someone else is taking care of Tinkerbell anyway.
FUCK THIS WASTE OF HUMAN KIN!
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i sometimes feel sorry for paris. she wasn't exactly raised to understand the world or anything other than her own needs/wants. her parents are to blame, even though she of course has to own it now. also, i actually love her looks--- she almost has an exotic beauty about her with her weird nose. in any case, i'm not shooting to be her bff, but... hating her is too easy to be fun.
Submitted by jim on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 2:24pm.
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Uh.....we thought U were going to do that.
How can someone JOKE about a dog dying?! THAT IS NOT FUNNY, not even this whore deserves that. Jesus Christ what is wrog with people? Heartless cunts
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She barely takes care of those poor animals. Someone needs to call the Humane Society or something on her because Wonky is abusing those poor doggies! She's not carrying them around anymore so it makes me think that more than half of them are either dead or dying in her closet (her crabs are probably suffocating them!)...
I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury.
I cant imagine this is any different than the daily calls from neighbors that her property smells like rotting fish
Pfft. Obviously the phone call shit is fake. Like she even gives a flying fuck about her dogs. Wasn't she the blind item about the cunt who stores her dogs in the closet and leaves them there to starve and die while she's out doing nothing?
Love the "Dough" typo!
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I can see the police goin gto her house for any reason but Sex noises.
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does she even keep track of her dogs? i saw that awful bff show and she had a dog house that was modeled after her own house. the retarded thing was so crowded with animals that it looked like the project building on 'good times'. bitches everywhere!
Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 2:22pm.
There was no call, she just thinks everybody is as dumb as she is and would buy that obvious BS.
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Too true, but even if it wasn't BS, why would she fall for the prank call to begin with? Shouldn't she know where her own damn dog is?
Edited because I'm too tired to know a here from a her.
Just like in South Park..her dog commited suicide.
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Submitted by Your Mom Ate th... on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 2:18pm.
That's funny--I heard the screeches came from Wonky because Dougy broke her favorite big black dildo.
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She was dating OJ Simpson?!?!?!
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WHY HAS NO ONE PUT A BULLET IN THIS FUCKING IDIOTS HEAD YET??
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 2:17pm.
I dont care how selfish and whoreish someone is...you dont call them up and tell them their dog got run over...how evil!
There was no call, she just thinks everybody is as dumb as she is and would buy that obvious BS.
"Screaming like.." I did when I opened dlisted and saw her assface?
Doesn't make sense.
This rat would never touch the ground with its feet -it's always being carried.
Submitted by Provolone on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 2:16pm.
How do you date a girl where the world knows she has Herpes?!?!?!?!
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 2:17pm.
I dont care how selfish and whoreish someone is...you dont call them up and tell them their dog got run over...how evil!
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Why is that even remotely evil? If anything, it should prompt the bitch into taking better care of her pets.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
That's funny--I heard the screeches came from Wonky because Dougy broke her favorite big black dildo.
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"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."
I dont care how selfish and whoreish someone is...you dont call them up and tell them their dog got run over...how evil!
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How do you date a girl where the world knows she has Herpes?!?!?!?!
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Mullholland Drive, fanciest street to die at.wonky looks like shit as always.
Now there's race that could do with going extinct any day now.
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