Saturday, May 16th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Masanobu Sato - The 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon Champion! Masanobu won the title after he, for lack of a better phrase "jacked the dick" for 9 hours and 58 minutes. Don't ask me how his noodle didn't go raw and fall to the floor. And I'm serious, his peen probably looks like an over-boiled noodle left out in the sun for weeks. Traumatized dick alert! Masanobu is going to wake up one morning that dick is going to be halfway across the world.
Masanobu used some shit called the Tegna (aka vagina in a cup aka Paris Hilton) to win the title. Read all about his wankery at SF Weekly. They also have a slideshow!
• 
Welcome to the largest and most successful interracial dating site in the world!
----Mixedfriends.com---- is for sincere singles of all races,
seriously looking for an interracial relationship or interracial marriage.
Thousands of new members daily
Submitted by stake_spike on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 7:36am.
I wish none of them had been shown. Plus, did you see the men, I mean I am not sure what the lesser of two evils would have been.
************************************************************
Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Why are the women fully shown but not the men? Not that I want to see those fugs, but still that's some BS.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 7:11pm.
Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
~Kissinger
.................
Apparently the ultimate aphrodisiac is masturbating in a room full of other wankers. At least, it is for Long Duck 9 1/2 hours Dong.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
The saying IS true... you can take the nob out of Mosanobu, but you can't stop him jacking it.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
A Masturbate-A-Thon??? Surly you jest!
Have we hit the absolute pits of hell yet?
No fair inviting asians, he spent the first 9 1/2 hours just trying to find his dick.
***********************************************
"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
You here 9 hour!...you go home now! you stupid plick!
So what do you win at this competition...a trophy with a dick on it or something?
*******************************************
Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Ok I get it now; This is Nirvana for the lowlifes that would normally be yankin' on their weiners in mall parking lots & terrorizing innocent housewives doing their grocery shopping. To wit: "erotic coach, Ed Ehrgott" (note the glazed eyeballs); I can just imagine Ed's "coaching technique"; It probably goes something like this: "Now open wide......
********
Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
~Kissinger
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 6:06pm.
Is the masturbatorium next door to the vomitorium? One hopes so.
***
LMAO!
Is the masturbatorium next door to the vomitorium? One hopes so.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
I guess you don't need to go to a doctor if you have an "erection that lasts longer than four hours", you just need to enter a masturbation contest.
Wow, I don't know what to say. I saw the pictures.
I still believe some things should stay private. This is one of them.
____________________________________________________________
There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
The slideshow photos are enough to make a month long ''caption this''
--------------------------------------------
"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
I got nuthin'......
--------------------------------------------
"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
Meeting place for a bunch of fuglies to go and wank off on eachother.
Yuck, I'd hate to be the person to have to clean up afterwards.
carpal tunnel syndrome must certainly be a health issue at the Masturbate-A-Thon. bitch needs a strong wrist for that shit
.
Submitted by London Bridge on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 10:41am.
And exactly what school does one attend to become a "sexologist"?
______________________________________
i think you can get an internship at the Bunny Ranch
.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 3:21pm.
In all seriousness, many universities have programmes that qualify a therapist to treat sexual dysfunction etc.
To paraphrase the old, funny Woody Allen, a university is an expensive place to read a book.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 11:50am.
Submitted by London Bridge on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 10:41am.
---And exactly what school does one attend to become a "sexologist"?
***********************************
O here - follow me - right down this alley...I'll show you!:)
***********
In all seriousness, many universities have programmes that qualify a therapist to treat sexual dysfunction etc
********
Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
~Kissinger
At first glance i thought that was Angelina Jolie's lesbian lover , Jenny Schimizu (sp)....but then she has Angie, no need to jack off...lol
Had I known this existed, that would be my picture up there. Yet another missed opportunity...
Anyone else notice the mega bruises on the one chick from the "Lusty Lady" team? WTF? And did that say they were from a strip club? Blech!
And what the hell do you think they're sitting around conversing about while they twittle their twats? The weather? Last week's episode of American Idol?
I don't know what the big hoopla is all about. I do that every week-end.
In fact, I'm just about to get started.
See ya!
Oh, I can't believe it. I just found this guy on a celebrity dating club “richcupids.com”. I don't think it is himself who created the account there.
Submitted by The C word on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 11:23am.
If you're right, payback may be late in coming.
THAT is a good pun.
And guys? Going for any great length of time is not good.
Soreness ensues, and not in a good way.
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
those tenga 'male aids' were impressive.
anyone know if the japanese have created any products for women?
.o.o.o.o.0.0.0.O.O.O.0.0.0.o.o.o.o.
"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
*shaking little sock monkey head* Not gonna click on the link. Just left the Mah Boo hoiking thread.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Thornhill on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 10:23am.
Masturbating for nine hours is a warm up for me...
"makes room in bed for thorny"
I'm with topalina, what the fuck do you want to twiddle your pie goods in public like this?
-------------------------------------------------
Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by The C word on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 11:23am.
If you're right, payback may be late in coming.
*throws Slutts at TV and runs for the hills*
***********************************************
It's afternoon, and I'm outta here because he walks through the door.
*makes note to wash hand after touching door knobs*
I'm so glad I came here before looking... I feel so sorry for y'all!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 11:17am.
LMFAO!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008
Submitted by London Bridge on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 10:41am.
---And exactly what school does one attend to become a "sexologist"?
***********************************
O here - follow me - right down this alley...I'll show you!:)
♥ ThreadKilla!
TwitterWhore
TwitterWhore2
Submitted by Mr. President on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 10:20am.
There's another name for Mastubate-A-Thon, it's called Middle School. Most fifteen year old boys have probably broken this record. Not speaking for myself of course
*********
*Joe Shmoe, mother of two sons, aged 15 & 13, blocking her ears and running from room screaming*
********
Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
~Kissinger
I don't care how comfortable you are with your sexuality, there's got to be something seriously wrong with your brain if you'll get your rocks off in front of that many people, AND, let people take pictures of you, AND, actually see if you can masturbate longer than anyone else.
Snideychick sez:
Butter faces and butter bodies!
It's sad when the chick in the event poster (a drawing I might add) is the most attractive person there.
That said, the guy with the dick stick and prosthetic feet appendages does look somewhat appealing, BUT TAKE THAT SHIT OFF IF YOU WANT TO GET LAID!
Good God.
-------------------------------------------------
Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 11:17am.
------------------------------------------
If you're right, payback may be late in coming.
*throws Slutts at TV and runs for the hills*
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
It's Dee's fault that I learned how to make the ♥ thingy. And I promised her I'd use it excessively.
So let me get this straight, Team Valtrex's real name is Masanobu Sato?
*hides - because payback will be brutal*
I wish I would've checked in here before I clicked the link. WHY DID I DO THAT?
Oh well, I won't eat for at least a week now. That's good right?
**********************************************
You say potato, I say vodka!
Submitted by devilgirl on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 11:04am.
That guys face is just grossing me out!
You know this isn't his first time masturbating for 9 plus hours!
***
I read the article *sinks head in shame* and he is defending his title from last year and beat *heehee* his own record from last year. I clicked on the slideshow and was thoroughly grossed out (uglies!) but I could not make it past the really old guy. They just showed his face in the pic, but I couldn't take the chance on seeing his shriveled peen. That would bring on the queasy.
not a single hottie in the bunch. and that old man should be in jail.
Ew, no wonder the guy had the eyemask on...not much inspiration in that crowd.
The smell alone ...pukes in mouth.
That guys face is just grossing me out!
You know this isn't his first time masturbating for 9 plus hours!
************************************************************
Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Submitted by London Bridge on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 10:41am.
Event organizer Nikole Pagan from the Center for Sex & Culture
It's pa-GAN.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Je Ne Veux Pas Travailler
The girl has her fingers in her cootch and it says, "She handed us her business card." Vom.
Wow. I find it hard to think of Beth Ditto for even a minute.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Je Ne Veux Pas Travailler
this group was not a turn-on.
*****
"I RIDE ANYTHING I GET!"
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
~cheetos & frapp~
Event organizer Nikole Pagan from the Center for Sex & Culture said in the orgasm competition, sexologists would be monitoring the women's body signs (breath changes and body flushes) to make sure they weren't faking them.
---And exactly what school does one attend to become a "sexologist"?
"It is better to have loved and lost dick than to have never had dick at all."
==Dick Solomon
Third Rock From the Sun
fucking gross