Still Stunning
Even exquisite lucite heels need a day off from spreading glamour to the world. The Empress of Lucite glided through the streets of Los Angeles yesterday without her best friends at her feet. The always-elegant Shauna Sand is still killing hos with her high levels of beauty and sophistication even without her lucite heels! Shortly after the picture above was taken, the car behind her turned into a pile of dust! Hos better grab on to her luscious hair as she takes them to the heavens!
As much as I am happy to see Shauna without that lucite-hating husband, who is this foolio with her? The dude looks like his first love is a flattening iron and his second love is a schweaty b-hole. Where does lucite fall on that list? This is the question.
Here's The Empress and her lube-haired lovah bringing carrot juice to hongray orphans in L.A. yesterday.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 9:20am.
I hate when MK posts about her, all I can think of is how damn close together her eyes are and that baboon face.
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You are so right! I think her ass must be bright red. And for chrissakes, can't she buy a pair of shoes that fit? If your toes hang over your sandals, GO UP HALF A SIZE!
Michael K's fascination with this whore fascinates me.
It must be a gay male thing *LOL*
I wouldn't understand. *hahahahahahahahahahaha*
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This was Playmate of the month once?
Playboy has no standards. Anything can be qualified to pose for Playboy. I could lose a ton of weight and get my tits fixed, and I think I could be hotter than most of those centerfold butterfaces.
I'm young, so maybe I wasn't alive yet when all of the remarkably beautiful women already posed for Playboy, but I've done a great deal of skimming through Dad's Playboy magazines, and let me tell you... I may have a shitty self-esteem, but looking through the more recent Playboy pictures is a real ego boost, ESPECIALLY if Shauna Sand is included.
I'd say that from the 50s until the 80s, a lot of these Playboy centerfolds really got recognition for their beauty...the same can't be said about the newer ones. You know why? Because if you've seen one hot body, you've seen them all...and anyone can show their uterus to the fucking world.
Shauna Sand seems to be more of a laughingstock if nothing else, but unfortunately, D-Listed is only a small part of the population of the universe.
Rotten peach of scrotum
Where do these fake chicks find these guys. You know they're all gay who are they trying to kid. What normal guy would be caught seen with some bitch like that. Even men know when there's a limit and bitches go looking for the only people with a loving heart that will put up with that shit and they only people that would take something like that in like some stray cat or dog has gotta be gay. You know he's some gay model she hired to strut her new implants and facial stretch.
OK Now what's wrong with this picture? Right there is nothing real in it. This bitches been stretched so tight that everytime she smiles her legs start to spasm. She has to bring someone with her otherwise the next time she smiles she's liable to fall off a bridge or a cliff someone has to keep the stretched turkey from falling on her fake tits causing them to burst. Its so fake its fucken gross. I thought I was looking at Joan Rivers at first glance
he looks okkkkk but i want a close up to be sure
what the hell?
Does this chick have one tooth in her head? If so, she is much like the women in the Hinterland. They too have one or less "teef"....but they outweigh her by about 400 pounds...
They also feed me the most delicious icy cold carrion stew with elberberries and forest wine...this leg baring lucite Lolita wanna- be can't even feed a parking meter ...in the Hinterland she is an abomination!!!!
I know who he is, he's Shauna Slut's version of Madonna's baby Jesus.
She probably babysat him when he was a little tyke.
The only think stunning in these pics is her hottie boyfriend.
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Shauna is much too elegant to actually be walking with those feet....where's her Segway Personal Transporter?
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"As much as I am happy to see Shauna without that lucite-hating husband, who is this foolio with her? The dude looks like his first love is a flattening iron and his second love is a schweaty b-hole. Where does lucite fall on that list? This is the question."
The best thing about Shauna Sand is the brilliant prose it elicits from MK. Pure gold!
If these two hooked up, (which would be interesting 'cause he's so not playing for her team), it would be a two iron family for sure.
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She looks like that over-tanned strip of beef jerky Magda in There's Something About Mary. Why the fuck would anybody want to look like that in real life?
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How does she not ever twist an ankle in those shoes? Even pretty decent heel walkers must encounter cracks in the pavement if you are wearing them almost 24/7.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 6:22pm.
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 5:43pm.
I'd love to see her in (loose) jeans, a (loose) T-shirt, and sneakers. Hair in a ponytail, no makeup. Freshly scrubbed. Wouldn't it feel SO good?
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Personally, I don't think she could handle it.
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Wha???Wha????Whaaaaaat is this Dlisted BLASPHEMY??? Freshly scrubbed???? No make up?????? Mom Jeans and a *spitting the words out* t-shirt???? HAVE YOU LOST ALL SENSE OF WHAT IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD????? This woman...no, I'm sorry...this GODDESS on earth should not even have to wipe her precious bottom with Mom Jeans (not that she poops because she doesn't...she squats and precious gemstones come out of her gilded anus which smells like jasmine)...LOOK AT HER! She is perfection personified! And NO ONE but a JELLY H8R swigging H8RADE would think otherwise....
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Submitted by One-trick Pony on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 5:43pm.
I'd love to see her in (loose) jeans, a (loose) T-shirt, and sneakers. Hair in a ponytail, no makeup. Freshly scrubbed. Wouldn't it feel SO good?
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Ahhhh....
Personally, I don't think she could handle it.
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I'd love to see her in (loose) jeans, a (loose) T-shirt, and sneakers. Hair in a ponytail, no makeup. Freshly scrubbed. Wouldn't it feel SO good? Or do women like her, and Pam Anderson and, to some extent, Posh, feel most comfortable with their tits around their necks, make-up masks on, and teetering on 7-inch heels. I don't get it.
behehe was flicking around on tv the other week and on one of the main german tv channels prosieben they had a crew follow PP, lucite queen and gasp tori spelling.
so i guess they are INTERNATIONAL STARS!!! hah! the tiny downside was that it was about people that are famous for nothing- PP & LQ openly admitted they whore it out and spend hours getting pruned before leaving their houses and with tori it was sooo emphasized how money tight she is looking for bargains at expensive stores n shit playing in the park with her happy family hehehahahahehe
well done ole chaps! my heart jumped seeing MK's idols finally being acknowledged but yeh errr...
you are officially internationally recognised as fecking ijjits!
The greasy cock squiring her around is proof positive that the Duece Bigelow Male Gigolo production team were correct about the market demand for man hoors. Lorenzo Lamas' spousal support monay at work, folks.
WOW, thought Wino gained some weight and dyed her hair Clairol Chola Blonde #13 for a sec. AND deflated the beehive, gods forbid.
I have questions about his toes. Does he have four on each foot or five. The photo is a bit unclear. He must be VG in many areas to have hooked the 'Empress of Lucite' though.
Edie said that sometimes the line between the past and present is blurred.(They are both, it has to be said, quite, quite mad.)
Submitted by freebird: "First, I thought that was her douche husband. She really has a favorite douche flavor.
Second, he looks like the kind of user that doesn't care if it's male or female, he's going to mooch.
Third, I do kind of want to lick him, but then I would throw him out. Promise.
Fourth, I don't even want to know what that carrot juice had to see later. Something is fishy and I don't think they just drank it.
Fifth, do all ho toes have to hang over the sides of their shoes? Are they permanently curled or is that how they balance their huge fake tits and airy head space. It's like driving a truck, it takes different foot control."
Best comment of the day. Especially the first and fifth points.
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Her face. YIKES!
Oh, I can't believe it. I just found this guy on a celebrity dating club “richcupids.com”. I don't think it is himself who created the account there
Are there nude photos of that gorgeous long-haired homosexual with the erect left nipple?
I'd go lesbo for Shauna in a hot second. Throw in Coco and Jodi Marsh and you've got the Holy Trinity of Sexay.
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angel_i on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 11:48am.
I can't get over how many kinds of fucked up that face is. Her feet look like they're holding on for dear life.
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LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 1:52pm.
Um, FYI, that's zomay's sig.
How the hell does she get these hot guys?!? I might have to look into getting a little lucite to up my game.
Look at his foot in the first thumbnail. It looks like he's got a corn that's taken over one whole toe! Ick. Nast.
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I'd consider following Jesus Christ if he were on Twitter.
Looking up some info on this skank, and it seems that the only worthwhile contribution she's ever made to media is being a Playmate of the Month and an episode of fucking Renegade?
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
This woman is repulsive on every level. Bless her children cuz they are going to need it.
I can't get over how many kinds of fucked up that face is. Her feet look like they're holding on for dear life.
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I love her Walter Mathau inspired Chicklet teefs.
I just don't get how she can walk in those things...I am the most unglamorous girl ever (according to my mom! lol) I hate wearing heels I have tons of them really cute and expensive ones but I avoid wearing them at all costs!!!
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She looks like she smells like Pepto Bismol and tanning oil. Groce.
I also wonder what her feet feel like once she gets home. I can only imagine they are used to the abuse that they get with those shoes. What a dumbass woman.
she's creeping me out but she has very nice thin ankles (i hope thats the right word ôO)
thumbnail 8 needs a explanation.
She can afford the LV because she buys $80 shoes.
Meh, I'd let him stick the tip in. She is beyond disgusting, tho'.
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With all due respect to the Empress (and MK), why can't she get a shade of lipstick that DOESN'T make her lips look like a bleached anus?
Submitted by MizRo on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 10:57am.
Have a great day MizRo! :0)
It looks as if she got into a fight with a tube of frosted lipstick and the lipstick won.
FREEBIRD!! LOLOLOL!
Run with it love!!
Ciao for now all - it was a great way to start my Saturday.
Peace.
casual friday. no lucite and 1 toof.
I have his shorts. H&M! Way to bring the Empress's glamour levels down...