Put A Gobstopper In It!
What is the most disgusting place in the world at 11pm? No, it's not Tommy Girl's Scientolohole. According to Mah Boo, it's London!
Last night on his show, Mah Boo and Erica talked about how some pubs in London will start handing out lollipops to drunktards as they leave for the night. Pub owners hope that sticking a lollipop in their booze holes will stop them from being all loud and up-chucking on the streets. Mah Boo doesn't think this is going to do shit to stop them from going pee pee out in the open. He thinks they should stick a gobstopper in their barf caves instead. You know he wanted to say "stick a dick" in their mouths! Which based on my experience, has made things worse. I've been known to do barf times on a peen or two. And I wonder why tricks never call me back?!
How would Mah Boo know that London is disgusting at 11pm? I would think he would be inside somewhere sampling the local Spotted Dick.
And a whore who barfs in the presence of Mah Presh Boo has earned a special place next to me on the tugboat to HELL!!!! Illegal!
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I didn't know that you're a brit, clarisse. No accents here on dlisted!
On topic: I live in the cuntry and don't feel safe. I'm in the middle of the wal-mart shoppers and they're all heavily armed and dumb as hell. Add plenty of alcohol. Sometimes I hear gunshots at night. Probably shooting at imaginary friends ... or real friends. If they have any. Most likely family members. If I hear a second set of shots, I 911 their lumpy asses.
Submitted by iluvlondon on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 5:23pm.
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You had me at "knob". :)
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Say what you will about the British, but we still produced John Mayer. We win the douche test.
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Dear Americans,
You can drink after 11pm in London. It is only the pubs that close at 11pm. Most bars (there's a difference) in central London, and for that matter the central areas of other British cities, stay open much later, and nightclubs stay open till at least 3am, many in central London until around 6am (far better than Los Angeles opening times for example). It's always been this way. And now we have 24-hour licensing so pubs, if they so choose, can stay open as long as they want.
Having said that, some sections of British society - mainly teenagers and chavs who never grow up - are pretty disgusting when it comes to drunken behaviour. I know I'm guilty of it. I had to laugh on New Year's Eve in Tottenham Court Road tube station when a 16-year old boy, who brought a whole new meaning to the word "wasted", decided to take a piss on his shoes in the middle of the platform, surrounded by people. Ten seconds later the transport police went to take him away, and it was hilarious seeing him try to act innocent, like nothing had happened, with his knob hanging out his trousers.
Wow, Great Britain and British people are getting some bad press lately (and I'm not referring to their tabloids). I question if this is really bullocks or if people are finally starting to see the reality behind their culture, which since the times of the empire has just been a great printed marketing lie...
It seems that the web is the great equalizer... everyone and every place can now show off their fuckery in full glory, Cooper included.
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Nonsense!. Apart from the horrible air, it certainly depends where. Was in Willesden once for a party and it was pretty gross though. We had to play hopscotch over the barf and dogdoo...
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Bollocks. London is no worse than any major city, better than most and I love the place. I also find it hard to fathom why central London would hell at 11pm- people are just getting started then. You lie sir, you lie. No kebab on the way home for you!
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I don't know about London being nasty at 11pm (depends on which part I suppose) but there was a set of pics of Cardiff at 4am and Jebus! It was disgusting. People lying in trash heaps, drunk on the side of the street, passed out on park benches, bloodied and sitting in a foot of fast food wrappers.
The Brits do know how to get down hardcore.
Bless his sensitive little heart. He obviously doesn't take the subway in New York.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 9:54pm.
I've come back from da Chardonnay near death coma to rub my nekkid tiger titties all over Andy Coo's face....Oh, he like it like dat...Uh-huh....He take all six like dat....
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I could have sworn that was going to be in the mef mouf fred.
Hasn't he been to Paris? Phew. Probably less barf, but more public urination(human), and dog poo every couple of yards on the sidewalks. Dog poo capital of the world!
I've come back from da Chardonnay near death coma to rub my nekkid tiger titties all over Andy Coo's face....Oh, he like it like dat...Uh-huh....He take all six like dat....
I lurve me some Andy Coo...and not in a SEXAY way...'cept us havin' some NASTAY sex and all...Andy Coo can't get enuff of dis....For reals, y'all....
I love Andy Coo cuz bitch has CLASS kinda like me *scratchin' tiger ass*....What?
I mean, I can imagine Andy Coo presenting moi to mama Gloria and her squealing with delight (ok, granted, I have a hard time tellin' the diffies 'tween 'delight' and 'horror' but I'm pretty sure Mama G would dig me....)
Yep, my Tiger ass was meant to mix wif some Vanderbilt blue blood....
mmmmm....blood...*licking tiger chops*....
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Maybe pubs should include a barf bag and a condom to go with the lollypops.
I might just twitter that to 10 Downing Street.
Hi GlitterKitty,
I have visited London 4 times and LOVE it! I would love to be able to live in England, I like it so much there.
But I do have to say it is the only city in which I have seen a man in a suit, obviously going home for the day, pissing on a wall in the VERY open at 6 pm. It was spring and still light.
I know it happens everywhere, men are such pigs, it's just that It seems to be done usually by bums, or drunks, not a well dressed businessman.
I also agree it feels very safe right in the heart of the city at night, which I can't say for my closest city, Washington DC.
Where did he go to college? The most puke I've seen is at college.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 4:39pm.
These two have no chemistry at all.
Really? I think they have a great rapport! They're like girlfriends! I actually enjoy when these two get silly for a few minutes.
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Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 6:12pm.
You do realise London is the capital and England is an actual country?
Somehow that little deet snuck by me. Thanks for clearing it up.
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 2:13pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by GazingBeauty on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 1:24pm.
Aren't you Canadian?
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I like him but this is a load of BOLLOCKS as we say here. I wonder where he has been hanging out to see that happening. I have lived here for 10 years and never felt unsafe. Yes people like a drink but I am quite offended by what he is saying. I have lived in NYC as well and just like London, it's got bad areas and good ones. There is a problem with kids drinking because the pubs close on time, but jesus, he makes it sound a bit over the top. London is still one of the top cities in the world. FOr the person who said he/she would now not visit England. You do realise London is the capital and England is an actual country? A few puking people in London does not make it a filthy country. There are some bad things and some great things.
I'd pick it over most cities any day!
this is soooo embarrasing!
dyu think ppl are looking?
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 4:39pm.
These two have no chemistry at all.
Certainly no sexual tension. :)
These two have no chemistry at all.
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Londoners dont get it twisted, I still think its one of the best cities in the world, and would still take my chances there , to escape the dull fuckery of the US
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I would have to almost agree with Anderson here, visiting London last summer , I was shocked to see how much more dangerous and nast it was than when I lived there 8 yrs ago.
London has teens stabbing each other nitely and it has gotten real GHETTO ASS on you too in the last few years... This comes from someone who lives in a not so nice part of Harlem so for me to say that... you know London is on a downhill slide...
Its the Economy... yet another reason to fall in love with Bush / Cheney, the repercussions of their fuckery are just now beginning to take hold..
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 4:16pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 3:40pm.
When you think about it, "dick" still means hard cheese.
I assume that, with the JC accent, you'll flounce out?
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 3:40pm.
When you think about it, "dick" still means hard cheese.
I assume that, with the JC accent, you'll flounce out?
your "Mah Presh Boo" is so newsy. 8)and probably parties all night long. ;>
why not give out coffee drops???
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Submitted by Sheeps on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 12:10pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 11:51am.
Mmm spotted dick is delicious, especially served with custard.
I like how Wiki dances around the etymology, leaving out the most obvious one.
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Well, Sheeps, in order to answer you I was forced to spend the last hour diligently researching *dicks* and I don't want to tell you what comes up when you type "dick" into the google box; I had to put a curtain around my monitor in case my kids wondered in. However I did like this excerpt from Wiki:
"The word "dick" has appeared in any number of strange places. Around the 1840s, "dick" was used to mean a type of hard cheese; when treacle sauce was added, it became "treacle dick", and finally when currants or raisins were added (looking like little spots), the "spotted dick" was born."
I have decided that if I ever need to really emasculate a man, I shall hiss, (while his drawers are down around his ankles) "And what's more, you, Sir, have a treacle dick!!"
Edited to add: In a Joan Collins accent.
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although with all due respect to the silver fox, there are a billion more places more 'disgusting' than london and i surely thought he would know some of them, what with all the horrors he's reported and the danger zones he's been in...
He needs to travel more.
I thought Amy Winehouse drank it all?
Submitted by angel_i on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 1:54pm.
Submitted by GazingBeauty on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 1:24pm.
Aren't you Canadian?
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Submitted by GazingBeauty on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 1:24pm.
Aren't you Canadian?
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Yew betcha! Are you asking in reference to Elb's reply? If so - meh. I can't work up the energy to explain the differences between americans and canadians today. big hair and crocs indeed! huff.
If it's in reference to the spitting and such on sidewalks - well... all I can say is Canada appears to be far more civilized than England. *smug mode*
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Submitted by GazingBeauty on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 1:24pm.
Aren't you Canadian?
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That's my town he's dissing, the home of the guff and the good.
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Furthermore, I have one of those pub gratis lollypops in my mouth right now, so Mah Boo Sucks to you.
So, I wanted to share this video, and finally MK talked about Mah Boo again! It's Anderson Cooper on Sesame Street! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmuvPr0BlxE
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 1:24pm.
Aren't you Canadian?
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 1:24pm.
Yeah, okay... never going to england now. I get sickened by people who SPIT in the street as it is!
I'm hard pressed to imagine a populace so uncivilized that they vomit and urinate in the streets.
gross!
Please dont let it put you off . Come over to London so i can honk all over your Crocs and piss on ya big hair ! :o)
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Yeah, okay... never going to england now. I get sickened by people who SPIT in the street as it is!
I'm hard pressed to imagine a populace so uncivilized that they vomit and urinate in the streets.
gross!
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Submitted by zomay on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 11:56am.
Speaking of pubs, does anyone have a favorite beer?
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Submitted by smoody on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 11:25am.
London is disgusting because they have Puritan liquor laws. All the kids get as drunk as they can before the 11 p.m. cut-off time. Everyone pukes in the streets. Don't ever tell me when I can stop drinking! Not even Ma Boo. I would love to puke on his hot white-ness. Really.
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You clearly have not been here in a few years. We now have 24 hour drinking. The law was changed.
Mah Boo.A couple of days ago I saw his profile with nice pics on “richcupids.com”. He has pics, blog and friend circle there. And more he's a certified millionaire.
oh my christ, michael k...words cannot express how much i love you. I SWEAR TO GOD YOU ARE THE FUNNIEST MAN IN THE WORLD.
you make me laugh out loud about 98% of the time...not just inwardly thinking that you're funny but real belly laughs. you need to be a comedian. honestly. i really think you should make something more of your extraordinary talent for basically being the fucking funniest man alive.
this is so complimentary that it sounds sarcastic. but seriously. YOU ARE PERFECT
Yeah RichBitch . I dont know any pubs here that close at 11!
Zomay , got here just in time :o)
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Peggy Mitchell needs to smack this silly bitch in the face.
And lay off the moisturiser, whore. Your skin looks like a cheap Scarf Dipped in Donkey Cum from QVC.
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He can't have been here very recently, the 11pm closing time ended several years ago with the introduction of 24 drinking! whoo!
El Bastardo,
I was wondering when you would show up. A post about London pubs without you is a crime.
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LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 1:52pm.
Um, FYI, that's zomay's sig.
Yep , it truly is a shite place when the pubs empty *Hic * but plenty of sozzled trollops for the taking .
Shut ya North n South Silvertwat , Londinium is well wicked innit!
Altogether now......
" Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I love London so
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I think of her wherever I go
I get a funny feeling inside of me
When walking up and down
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I love London Town "
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angel_i on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 12:07pm.
I knew you knew she knew that.
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