A Smile Only A Dealer Could Love!
The crack rock of my eye, Shane MacGowan of The Pogues, used to have the mouth of a day-shift truck stop methwhore who is famous for giving handjobs with her mouth (copyright: Hipster Grifter). Well, gone are the days of eating nothing but mushy Crack-O-Meal, because Shane got new teefs! The Sun says Shane stumbled on over to Spain so that a dentist could fill with mouth with shiny grey Chiclets! Shane said he only had the surgery, because his face was "falling apart."
Aw. Don't you kind of miss the old Shane? His mouth looked like the inside of a bag of melted Gummi Bears and there was something endearing about that. Although, it probably won't be long before Shane's got his beautiful old mouth back after he finds a dealer who will trade a baggie of the bad shit for a toof!
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George Washington had cleaner looking teeth.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Those are cookie-cutter choppers (or implants?) like what I got. Cost as much as a cheap, compact car fer Chrissakes.
Submitted by dreadloccowgirl on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 9:48am.
MacGowan has, throughout life, suffered from dental problems, caused by an imbalance of chemicals in his mouth.
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I knew a guy who said he had the same chemical imbalance, some sort of calcium problem. I believed him for a bit...but also found out he did a lot of drugs. I think it's just an excuse. The chemical imbalance is because of the drugs. I mean, look at this Shane guys complexion. That speaks volumes about his health.
This motherfucker can be in public for years with a rotton fucking mouth (his damn GUMS are rotting away, it made me gag on my damn TOAST this morning looking at that shit) yet everybody goes apeshit when Jessica Simpson wears mom jeans and went up to a size 6.
I don't know which is worse, the riggormortis of the mouth or his new Gary Busey teeth.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shane_MacGowan
Dental problems
MacGowan has, throughout life, suffered from dental problems, caused by an imbalance of chemicals in his mouth.[citation needed] An article in The Mail writes:
"Now he is 50, the singer said he at last planned to address the ever-present problem of his trademark teeth—or lack of them. With a mouthful of bloody stumps and only the odd tooth here and there, MacGowan said 2008 would be the year he sorted his mouth out. 'I'm going to get my teeth done,' he said. 'Emergency dentures to stop my face falling apart. I might get some dentures in and leave it at that, or I might get them done gradually'."[8]
The singer once protested[citation needed] when the American record company of the Pogues released a record with a cover bearing a picture of MacGowan with teeth airbrushed in, allegedly so as not to deter American buyers.
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"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
they were white when he got them. 20 minutes later and 3 packs of ciggies later, they were that color.
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Submitted by Dr. Dick on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:42am.
If he bothered to get new teefs, why would he get yellow ones? Is he English?
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OMG! Dick! Those were my thoughts exactly! Even the British part is so true!
Did they excavate a dead body and remove their teeth to give to him? God almighty! It's not much of an improvement. And I don't know who the hell this guy is and are they really the same person in the two pictures? Don't at all look alike...
If he bothered to get new teefs, why would he get yellow ones? Is he English?
shit, I'm BORED...who the hell is this guy? he's gross
Well, I'm not fan of jerk-off boy, but this fucker's mug turned the milk in my coffee to cottage cheese.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Yeah, this face isn't a good thing to wake up to, but I prefer it over the masturbator face any day!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Morning Sluts.
*Shiver* Lord, what a face to wake up to. It's too early for Shane's diseased maw.
Good moaning!
God, MK, get out of bed and post something less gross and shit it's freezing cold here, warm up so I can pull weeds, dammit!
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Fucka doodle-do.
behold ; the fruits of the bottle . Sunday morning comes , time marches on , the alky man/boy shivers and tries to sleep
GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Interestingly my ancient ol' 80-something father-in-law has just about everything Shane & the Pogues ever recorded I think...
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 1:23am.
Hi Anastasia,
I hope the circumstances that lead to your being hungover were fun at least. The word "France" alone makes my heart skip a beat. You don't read like a Frenchman though, because their English is usually either poorly written or nonexistent(?).
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 1:13am
Ha! Same with me (minus the kid) I'm in France. I'm soooooo hungover. Looking at this rotten toofed rouge is making me want to barf.
Paris is for stoners.
It's 8 a.m. over here in the Netherlands. My kid and hubbie are still asleep so I thought I'd have me some nice D'Listed with a coffee to go with it. What was I thinking??? This is even worse than the roast beef baby.
I can't believe the teeth implants went in that yellow! I'd bet that the idiot hasn't been cleaning them. They're probably infected already....eww.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 11:24pm.
Yep, time for another cull. 2012 here we are!
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Blasmephy! McGowen does not deserved to be lumped into the category of the likes of..Tara Reid or Paris Hilton!!! He may be a drunk and general fuck-up, but he sangs real nice and writes... and... fcuk it! There's more worthy potential execution contenders!!
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Know why they don't play Rock / Paper / Scissors / Pussy? Because NOTHING beats pussy! -- Toom Viltrax
That was a good point Atleast now he has some hidden assests to trade his toothless dealer for more crack. I'm sure the money's all gone by now he has to pay with something and let me just say I was getting violently ill after the sex jokes and putting his face to them. Please get this man some help or he will sell his next born for crack or worse gum it to death.
People said Britney was a train wreck what the fuck is this and why is it getting publicity. If they can make it whats my excuse?
Yep, time for another cull. 2012 here we are!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 9:54pm.
I've come back from da Chardonnay near death coma to rub my nekkid tiger titties all over Andy Coo's face....Oh, he like it like dat...Uh-huh....He take all six like dat...
===Pure poetry dat.
all i feel is pain when i look at that mouth
When he takes those dentures out, he needs to soak them in peroxide or bleach.
He can now advance from soft food and soup, to a regular diet.
Wow. Mazel tov.
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Yes, the pearly browns are slightly offputting. But it's Shane fuckin MacGowan we're talking about here, he just wouldn't look right wif a bright set of Guy Smileys. It'd be like seeing... Shauna Sands with thin lips... or Heather Mills with two legs...
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Submitted by paulapoo on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 10:09pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 9:31pm.
===Damn lollypops!
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Hehe! And you know that other times, Shane fell down face first into the street with the lolly jamming halfway down his windpipe(but the ensuing brain damage was not alarming to anyone familiar with his brain function).
===WORD! Personally, I can't wait for The Sun headline "Dad of 6 Chokes on Lollipop After A Few Beers at the Slug and Lettuce" Grieving ex wife, girlfriends and bastard children to do reality show. Biggest national tragedy since Jade Goody succumbed to the wart virus...
Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 9:31pm.
===Damn lollypops!
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Hehe! And you know that other times, Shane fell down face first into the street with the lolly jamming halfway down his windpipe(but the ensuing brain damage was not alarming to anyone familiar with his brain function).
Why the hell would a dentist put YELLOW teeth in someone's mouth, unless it was to match existing teeth? Seeing as how he had NO teeth, they should have just made them white.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 9:18pm.
LOL truedat!
Submitted by paulapoo on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 9:21pm.
You know half his teeth came out whenever he puked on the streets of London when the bars closed. Puke with teeth in it, yummm-o.
===Damn lollypops!
Do the grey teeth cost less or did he buy a used set at a garage sale?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
If this dirty cretin had died 5 years ago, his teeth would probably still be around.
What a waste of ivory and oxygen.
You know half his teeth came out whenever he puked on the streets of London when the bars closed. Puke with teeth in it, yummm-o.
Submitted by xerquina on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 8:49pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 8:22pm.
Submitted by Thornhill on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 7:56pm.
Did he steal those teefers off a dead person...?
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No. A dead horse.
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SJP resents that remark. her kind are not that dirty.she'll except a sugercube as an apology.
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No can do. The sugar would make her teefs look like Shane's and I don't wanna be responsible for another set of skanky choppers.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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Nite whores...I'll French everyone of ya's if you will just BRUSH YOUR TEEFS! (oh and slip a Certs up in that North Pole dick hole every once in a while, kay?...). That's all I ask...Well, that and cab fare home...WHAT? WHAT??? Cheap DListed bastid SLUT WHORES...call me?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
how the hell you a singer and ain't got no damn teef? and who the hell pays for front row tickets to THOSE concerts?
well I congratulate him on finally getting some teef, beggars can't be choosers and I'm sure the dentist after about an hour was like "let me throw some planks in here like I'm Tom Sawyer and whitewash these bitches so I can finally breathe!" hell no I could never be a dentist, I would have sprayed Lysol in that bitch!
I have one tooth and it is killing me, I cannot imagine the pain he endured with those damn teef stubbins. My wisdom teeth about knocked me over with the pain, daily unrelenting migraine like headaches until finally it was a deep throbbing pain at 2 am, had me begging for a string and a door it was so bad. I made a dentist yank it out on straight lidocaine I could not even wait for pain meds.
Amy Winehouse: this is your future....
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Jean-Paul Sartre "So that is what hell is. I would never have believed it. You remember: the fire and brimstone, the torture. Ah! the farce. There is no need for torture: hell is other people."
i dont know if anyones mentioned this yet, but he's giving a serious steve coogan vibe with the teefs!
http://www.tvscoop.tv/steve-coogan----.jpg
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 8:52pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 8:10pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 7:43pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 7:35pm.
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I'm definitely talking Daniel Craig-Tiger-Johnny Depp sammich..or even Cholly/Tiger/Sheeps sammich (ok, I know there's NO contest becuz clearly a Cholly/Sheeps tag team blows Craig/Depp out of the water but thought I'd throw it out there)
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Cholly, Sheeps, Call me...*flashin' SEXAY tiger smile*...What? My teefs look HWAT! What??????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 8:22pm.
Submitted by Thornhill on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 7:56pm.
Did he steal those teefers off a dead person...?
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No. A dead horse.
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SJP resents that remark. her kind are not that dirty.she'll except a sugercube as an apology.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 8:10pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 7:43pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sat, 05/16/2009 - 7:35pm.
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I'm definitely talking Daniel Craig-Tiger-Johnny Depp sammich..or even Cholly/Tiger/Sheeps sammich (ok, I know there's NO contest becuz clearly a Cholly/Sheeps tag team blows Craig/Depp out of the water but thought I'd throw it out there)
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What a hideous looking creature. He should be the poster child for "Just say No to drugs." IMO even Micky Rourke's messed up face looks better than this. Ugh, excuse me while I go throw up!
i am not going to say anything unkind, because i like shane and i love the pogues and i especially love dirty old town. and you always read about his teeth whenever they write about him, and it is sad.
i am glad he finally did it. i hope he is happier with them. i think he will have to be.
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The McCanns Did It
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Sat,
Three weeks ago, I broke one of the crowns off and broke a good bit of the remaining tooth material as well. My dentist had to make a new crown and attach it to some of the tooth that is under my gum. The top of the crown is very thin so that my gum covers it.
I will now faint.
Kindly do not let me choke to death on own vomit.
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