Sunday, May 17th 2009

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Sakis Rouvas - The winner of the tranny EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA that is Eurovision was crowned last night, and unfortunately it wasn't Sakis Rouvas from Greece. No, some Hairy Potter-type with furry brows from Norway won. But Sakis' ode to everything glittery deserved at least a handjob for a job well gayed. Seriously, Sakis' whole number looks like it accidentally fell out of Glamberace's sparkle hole. Sakis has been called "The Ricky Martin of Greece," but this hot piece makes Ricky Martin look like Chuck Norris. Experience the fructose-ness for yourself below:


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Posted by: Michael K


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@ Michael K
Michael K sweetheart, may be you expect from me to support the greek song, as a greek, but I do not have to.
And there are many people like me in Europe, we vote for what we think best, even if it speaks a different language.

Where did you see the "tranny EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA that is Eurovision" sweetheart?

Have you heard the first, the second or the third winning songs of Eurovision 2009 song contest?
And not only the winners, but so many other great perfomances.

I must tell you what everybody knows, that Eurovision is a unique song contest where people with so many different cultures and languages meet and celebrate. And this is great and very important as well!

We LOVE-Eurovision sweetheart!

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Some links with the videos for information.
1. EUROVISION 2009 WINNER -NORWAY ALEXANDER RYBAK FAIRYTALE
http://esc-gr.blogspot.com/2009/05/2009-norway-alexander-rybak-fairytale...

2. Eurovision 2009 2nd winner -Iceland -Yohanna Is It True
http://esc-gr.blogspot.com/2009/05/iceland-yohanna-is-it-true.html

3. EUROVISION 2009 3rd WINNER -AZERBAIJAN - AYSEL & ARASH ALWAYS
http://esc-gr.blogspot.com/2009/05/azerbaijan-aysel-arash-always.html

and many more, as everybody knows...

angel_i's picture

This guy should be Britney's replacement. I'm telling you - we need to replace her with a gay. A twink would be the best but this guy is more her age, you know?

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symbeline's picture

Sakis tried, but the gayest Eurovision song ever is this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuBTX_8IB40

PS: the good stuff is around 1:55

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Flatbush Hooker IS BACK's picture

perform/ance was good but beats and whole style was nothing new to me
i looooooooooved ukraine obv =)
i totally knew that norway will win cuz i heard this song on radios for weeks before eurovision and he is russian *rolls eyes
but i looved that song and in my house that song was on repeat whole weekend lol
I didnt watch whole thing but i loooooooved Ajeirbazhan chooice
i mean common its friggin Arash and arash is god
makes most amazing music ever
Ukraine had it but u know since it was in moscow they wouldnt let ukraine win and gave it to a lil russian boy from norway *rolls eyes again*
i mean last years win was sucha joke
i mean common Russia wtf? u brought in buncha russian famous people in there and skaters and ice and honestly i still didnt get it why wasn lenin's mummy there too

LOL

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Boris my husband wears tracking suit two size smaller because he has nice vodka gut
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Flatbush Hooker IS BACK's picture

perform/ance was good but beats and whole style was nothing new to me
i looooooooooved ukraine obv =)
i totally knew that norway will win cuz i heard this song on radios for weeks before eurovision and he is russian *rolls eyes
but i looved that song and in my house that song was on repeat whole weekend lol
I didnt watch whole thing but i loooooooved Ajeirbazhan chooice
i mean common its friggin Arash and arash is god
makes most amazing music ever
Ukraine had it but u know since it was in moscow they wouldnt let ukraine win and gave it to a lil russian boy from norway *rolls eyes again*
i mean last years win was sucha joke
i mean common Russia wtf? u brought in buncha russian famous people in there and skaters and ice and honestly i still didnt get it why wasn lenin's mummy there too

LOL

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Let me tell you something about my Russian familly....
Boris my husband wears tracking suit two size smaller because he has nice vodka gut
my daughter Sweat Lana wears he

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I would comment on this in an insulting way, but I live in Europe and I am liable to get a cap in my ass for such comments.

These bitches are SERIOUS about their EuroVision here!

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scarletsascha's picture

My 5-month old son has better dance moves than him.

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Its kind of funny how Europeans accuse Americans of having bad taste.

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That routine erased any hotness he might of had.

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Have you seen Miss Germany in the Eurovision competition? Hold on to your peen cause I know it's fixin to explode - we all know how you feel about eyebrows. Das ist good

My favorite part is when he stands on the glitter-Greece-mega-hair-straightener-like platform at the end ... LOL

Jello Wanabe's picture

Oh, I also enjoyed the German entry!
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That's ridiculous!!!

Jello Wanabe's picture

Sakis Rouvas is like JLo of Greece...I think I am in love!!!

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That's ridiculous!!!

stake_spike's picture

I donwloaded this but haven't watched it yet. I'm almost afraid to, it might be too much Euro for one sitting.

Gaza Strip's picture

What the fuck is that show??? It makes "Idol" look like PBS. But then, again, a LOT of those European shows look like that crap.

girl_cheese's picture

That was so gay I think I came full circle and am straight again. Only thing they didn't do was an ass-to-crotch conga line.

Submitted by delirious on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 5:16pm.
Do you want to see a truly horrid performance from Eurovision? Check this. It must be how Bulgarians torture...lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn8IDBspSn8&feature=PlayList&p=3EF3374591...
They should just get it over with and rename it Eurofuckery contest... since there is no much music left in it...
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Hmm. It was ok. I don't know how I missed that one. He was screechy sometimes, but I loved his costume and those stilt-dancers. The song itself wasn't bad, he was just out of his league vocally. Team Bulgaria! I'm pretty much on all the teams, but UK sucked, Israel was boring and Dita did nothing for Germany. But they rocked it anyway. Go Norway & Ukraine! And Albania for the glittery man!

Do you want to see a truly horrid performance from Eurovision? Check this. It must be how Bulgarians torture...lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn8IDBspSn8&feature=PlayList&p=3EF3374591...

They should just get it over with and rename it Eurofuckery contest... since there is no much music left in it...

Submitted by sonne on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 3:09pm.
here's the link to Germany's song and those fantastic silver pants.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXFeU-PXzE0

That's horrid on every level. It's so horrid it's almost good, yet not. EuroVision needs glasses.

alabamacherry's picture

Um, he's married with a kid my ass-why don't you check out his former manager and dick slappy dance partner (big secret-NOT), Mr Psinakiiiisss

http://www.alphatv.gr/media/TV_photos/Entertainment/PSINAKIS_3_BIG.JPG

bisou's picture

I missed the beginning of Eurovision last night so I didn't see Sakis' performance. Unfortunately I clicked 'play' on the video above... Mr Rainbow Brite has caused irreparable damage to my corneas.

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Submitted by sonne on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 3:09pm.
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Thanks for reposting. I'm so Eurovision obsessed today I rewatched it. wow.
I posted it earlier when I was chastising them for trying to pull of 'scatting' with cheer. But I think they did get away with saying 'coochie bang bang' which would be censored here. But of course, the performance was wonderful because he really did rock those silver tights! Ricky Martin must be so jealous. And in love.

His choreography seems to be Kevin Bacon's choreography from Footloose slowed down. I think if we sped up the video all that throwing your hand in the air & jumping up would reveal it's true self. Bacon's slower, gayer, whiter character from Footloose. Just sayin'

sonne's picture

If this was already posted, I apologize but here's the link to Germany's song and those fantastic silver pants. Wish I could rock those, lol. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXFeU-PXzE0

Submitted by Narrator on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 3:01pm.
No, not a joke. For what it is worth he IS married and has a daughter... I wouldn't hit it in a million years but you are all a bit harsh on him.
I think Ukrained was ROBBED! Their appearence was everything Eurovision is about!
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Hugh Jackman and Will Smith both have kids. Still gay. Though I know nothing about Sakis. I do think a gay man would have worked his shoes better, was Sakis wearing ankle high combat boots that don't allow him to point his foot when the dance move clearly doesn't need a pigeon toe at the end? But all in all a pretty good performance from him. I agree about Ukraine, but if they had to lose, at least they lost to Norway because it was a tight performance with lots of personality from Norway. But Ukraine was insane great!

Narrator's picture

No, not a joke. For what it is worth he IS married and has a daughter... I wouldn't hit it in a million years but you are all a bit harsh on him.
I think Ukrained was ROBBED! Their appearence was everything Eurovision is about!

sonne's picture

Lol, MrPossumsMama, no but I did laugh through it last night.

I agree that Ukraine brought it. Very entertaining, that's for sure. I actually liked Germany's song. :) Work's going to be fun tomorrow.

MrPossumsMama's picture

That was a joke, right?

nausika22's picture

Sakis is hooot!! And he nailed the hottest Greek girl as well,they just had a daughter.. he's not gay, at least not for greek standards, but I guess we are not the most strict when it comes to masculinity...

Submitted by Janet Planet on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 2:33pm.
i didn't even notice dita because of the silver pants. they outshone everything.
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Testify! He worked it! And those eyebrows are so dlisted worthy! This Sakis guy lost me because he didn't point his toes when he would lift his legs and they broke the line of his leg. Germany did those silver tights PROUD! Don't put em on if you can't pull it off! Germany got extra points for that. I had removed some points from them for the Dita card.

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i didn't even notice dita because of the silver pants. they outshone everything.

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Submitted by sonne on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 2:19pm.
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Dita Yawn Cheese! I love it! I thought the whole production was done really well. I'm glad that Norway was 'rewarded' for writing his own song. His personality made it stand out among a plethora of talented performers. UK couldn't rise above boring even though ALW is a big gun! I'm just so over a perfectly shaped face and body hitting notes in time to music. Give me some flair! Norway brought it. And Ukraine.

sonne's picture

Oh good. I'm not the only one who felt that way about the UK. :) They were getting low points lately, I'm guessing that's why they brought out the so-called big guns. LOL, it didn't help. Cute guy with a big heart won!

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I missed Mr. Germany's crotch shot (damn!) and yes, Dita was a waste of space. Loved his pants! and thought of MK again. MK needs to become an honorary european citizen, at least once a year. :)
I was very impressed that Alexander Rybak wrote his own song because, as already said, that's rare. It was a fun song and I thought he put a lot of energy and soul into it. The UK song was good and the singer was definitely well trained but I felt she lacked soul or a conviction in her song. She just sang it, she didn't "live it" (however you do that) like Alexander did. OMG, I'm over thinking this totally but I haven't talked to anyone else about it yet. It's funny that they brought Andrew Lloyd Weber along (he co-wrote the song, so that's why right?). Were they hoping for extra votes like Germany bringing Dita yawn Cheese?

Submitted by Janet Planet on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 2:09pm.
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 2:02pm.
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Thanks for the explanation. I think I want to be in the audience next year (hi norwaygirl! *sheepish grin*). I'm american & I never knew about this, but I am now obsessed. I thought the UK planted an obvious 'groomed' singer, but what a snooze. I loved that Norway was so professional & interesting. And Ukraine. WOW!

WindSwept's picture

Hugh Jackman anyone? I guess we all know who Sakis' idol is.

Nonetheless I was entertained, so bravo Sakis.

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Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 2:02pm.

some are pros, many are not. they are often very famous in their home country but not in other european countries. there are a few legends, i.e. johnny logan from ireland who won three times i think and sakis from greece is quite well known amongst die-hard eurovision-fans.

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Submitted by Norwaygirl on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 1:54pm.
Freebird, Alexander Rybak turned 23 two days ago.
And BTW no one is lipsynking in this competition, it's against the rules.
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Hey Norwaygirl! I misread the original YouTube video I saw, I thought it said he was born in 1996, but its 1986. I was relieved because I couldn't stop the thoughts that were in my head! He is SO cute! Though I guess he isn't Norwegian by blood, I do think he has a Norwegian aura about him. Somehow the smile says Norwegian to me, not Russian. That's good to know there is no lipsynching in this competition - are they all 'non-professional' as in no formal paid professional contracts yet?

Norwaygirl's picture

Celine Dion participated, and won, for Switzerland in 1988.

Norwaygirl's picture

Freebird, Alexander Rybak turned 23 two days ago.

And BTW no one is lipsynking in this competition, it's against the rules.

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Hugh Jackman must be so proud. Gay men are so much damn fun.

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Norwaygirl's picture

Sheeps. He is very cute and has had some girls. Norway is a very tiny country, and we kind of know everyone here.

BTW, he is not Russian. His parents are from Belarus, he moved to Norway when he was three, and is now a Norwegian citizen. He also wrote the song all by himself (very rare in this contest) and will now be a millionaire.

Norwaygirl's picture

I told you we would win!

Submitted by sonne on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 1:19pm.
Ukraine would definitely make a good hot slut as would her dancers. MK popped into my mind during her song as well (that and "gay Equus" although they were gladiators not horses in Radcliffe's play, lol). She danced well, too, I must admit but did you catch the obvious crotch shot?
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I did see the crotch shot! I even felt like sometimes they switched cameras when she would start moving her hips too much cuz she was SEXAAAAY. They also had a fabulous crotch shot on Germany's silvery peen area. Right about when Dita joined to waste some space.

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Ukraine would definitely make a good hot slut as would her dancers. MK popped into my mind during her song as well (that and "gay Equus" although they were gladiators not horses in Radcliffe's play, lol). She danced well, too, I must admit but did you catch the obvious crotch shot?

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Damn he outgayed Ricky Martin almost! That's not easy to do either. He should at least get an award for gayest performance EVER on Eurovision!

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

Chirio's picture

Wow...that shirt bothered me...those hand moves..the dance...he should've just stripped down. u know..for the full effect of.."this is our night". hahahahaha. respect to the strippers of the world ofcourse!! now I find ricky martin attractive after I looked at this video. hahah

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Aaagh. Could only make it through about 30 seconds of that until I felt like I was being stabbed in the eyes with Pixie Stix.

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Submitted by sonne on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 12:57pm.
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Any way you slice it, Ukraine was robbed. Fabulous! Though I am glad for Norway.