Sunday, May 17th 2009
Hmmm...I Wonder What She's Celebrating?
Kate & The Bodyguard (who she may or may not be doing gross stuff with) and her 8 kiddies dropped into a Party City near their home yesterday to buy a bunch of decorations for some kind of party. I'm guessing Kate threw a "Ding Dong The Jon Is Gone" party.
And I know you're wondering why Kate needs a bodyguard in the first place, but it makes sense to me. Thinks about the dozens of squirrels that try to make Kate's hair their new nest. Kate probably can't take more than two steps outside of her front door without a squirrel hanging a "Home Sweet Home" sign in her hair. The bodyguard is there to protect her from the SQUIRRELS (while he's hitting her squirrel, of course)!!!!
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Look out kids!!!! It's a trap. She just gave you those balloons so that you'll lose one, or do something wrong....and then she'll scream at you!!!!!
Shame on her for pimping those kids out.
I think it is so fucking disgusting and neurotic that she dresses those kids in matching outfits.
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OMG! She needs protection from the SQUIRRELS!! MK, you slay me!
She has a permanent bitch face, doesn't she? You'd think she could crack a smile when shopping for freaking balloons!!
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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!
The word here is EXPLOITATION. And if you do a little research, you will learn how self-serving and manipulating Kate really is. Child advocates tried to put the kibosh on this show from the very beginning. It is no different than selling your children.
well, i have to give her credit for taking 8 kids shopping. brangelina can only manage 2 at a time.
What's with all the assholes with nasty remarks about the kids especially with racist taunts thrown in?
Agree with some below - kids are NOT fair game. They did not ask to be in the mess. So lay off criticizing and being nasty about any kids, especially for their looks - fucking unacceptable.
This beaver head has given me a great idea! We should all use it! If we want to cheat on someone out in public and someone sees you, just tell them "he/she's my bodyguard". Genius!
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Not everyone is punching at their overdue bills or climbing down the fire escape to avoid the landlord!! Yes, take comfort in that fact while you're trying to make a hearty soup out of old shoes and ketchup
I'm beginning to wonder how much publicity she is going to milk this for. I get a mental image of this woman looking into a mirror and saying "If I talk about Jon shtumping some college kid & if I have to fix my hair like this one more day I am going to cut someone"
She looks ok. Did you see more about her? She has a nice profile with hot pics on a single's club named 'rich cupids.com' She's attractive, sexy and popular there.
When I found out how old this chick is, I was actually shocked.
I think she might be pretty if she lost the shiteous hair and JC Penny soccer mom attire.
Rotten peach of scrotum
It's sort of heartbreaking to see the paparazzi taking pictures of the kids. I've been watching Jon and Kate since the start and never ever thought it would come to this. Sad.
The older twins obviously have a better idea what's really going on, their face says it.
common = celebrity
I'm sure the Gosselins have a great deal set up with Gymboree to clothe the children. I have no problem with that. I doubt that the folks at Gymboree insist that all the kids match each other every single day. It isn't just in these photos, it also appears they are matchy matchy on the show as well. It just seems so forced.
Ok, maybe all three girls went to their dresser and grabbed the same three dresses. Same with the boys and same with the twins. Or maybe Kate has them all in the same clothing because it does make her life easier. Even if I were there mom, I wouldn't be able to tell all those kids apart. That's why I only have one - less confusion (that and I was sick through my whole pregnancy)
Love to love ya baby!
Gawd her hair is absolutely hideous. White trailer trashtastic.
Yeah she really has the total bitch look down, and now that she's gone Hollywood she totally needs a bodyguard. But really, she does have the stupidest head, that hair, it's just so awful and she's too hick to know that it's a bad hair cut gone totally wrong, it's hysterical that she thinks it's chic.
Ok.... When is some porn company going to offer Kate (or even Jon!) a porn contract? Octomom and Miss Cali were offered. I don't want to watch either of them; ok.... I totally would watch it, cuz curiosity would kill me if I didn't. Hell, I would watch at least thirty seconds of anyone's sex tape. Anyhoo, what I mean to say is that it would be friggin' hilarious. So, HELLO porn producers!!! Step to it!! I am in dire need of a good laugh. But a homemade "leaked" sex tape doesn't cut it. That's just pathetic self promotion. Although I'd still watch at least thirty seconds of it. Wouldn't be able to stop myself. You all know the analogy about bad car accidents. Can't help but take a peek.
"Small and broken..... but still good..... mostly...."
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 6:15pm.
Jon must be off at Home Depot or something looking for a weedwhacker, paint or anything just to be away from her.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 6:17pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 6:15pm.
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Or for lye, a tarp and a shovel.
LMAO!!!
A shovel...Jon why are you digging that big hole in the backyard?
No reason Kate!
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
For the people asking, the premise of this show is a family with two sets of multiples. They have twin girls and sextuplets (3 boys and 3 girls). I think the twins and sextuplets are 3 years apart in age.
For the people saying that TLC was scouting them - wrong. Kate sent out homemade video tapes of her family to several places because SHE was the one who wanted to do a show (to make money and get freebies). TLC liked her tape I guess, and the rest is history.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by dannysgrl on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 6:20pm.
What no one realizes is that she didn't do ANYTHING for the kid's birthday on their actual day... she dragged them all out of the house on this day because they were TAPING. On their actual birthday (Sunday), she was out gallivanting around and going to the spa.
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I realized it and posted it, too! Their birthday was on Mother's Day, right? She was out of town and away from her so-called precious babies on Mother's Day/their 5th birthday! Making a kid wait for a week after their birthday to have the party seems pretty mean to me. But hey, everything revolves around KATE'S schedule. If it were me, I would have made sure WAY ahead of time that I could be home for their birthday and Mother's Day.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
She keeps buying herself expensive shit, yet only buys one cheapass latex balloon for each tup. For crying out loud, get them those neato mylar character balloons! Oh wait, maybe those characters would clash with their contracts with TLC/Discovery.
So that explains it, she keeps mistaking the condoms for balloons and filling them with helium. Now if only she would fill her mouth and uterus with quick setting concrete.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
First off, the kids should not be criticized for how they look. That is just low.
Thier parents are probably going to seperate or get divorced, so why doesn't 'Kunt' (Kate) give them some time away from the cameras which should probably not even be a part of thier life at all? No, insted she troops them all down to the supermarket holding balloons with matching outfits to emphasize that they're multiples. Its like she wants to scream 'Twins! Multiples! Sextuplets! Over here! Look at me!!! Isn't my haircut uniquely stylish?!!!'
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'Confucius... was one of whom invented confusion... and that's why he... One of the most ancient, he was one of the Chinese... Japanese who were one of the most ancient.'
The older twin girls always have a "fuck this shit" look on their faces.
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LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 1:52pm.
Um, FYI, that's zomay's sig.
Who the fuck is this woman and why is she famous?
Apart from that shit-storm of a haircut...
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"Give this ho a Sharpie!"
Kate looks like she can bitch slap her bodyguard into oblivion, she's bigger than he is. He probably is sleeping with her because he knows that if he doesn't she'll beat the shit out of him. After the booty call he immediately gets out of bed so she doesn't poke him with the back of her head, that shit probably feels like cactus needles.
family is more important than cash - stop doing the show assholes. try working on your marriage and caring for your kids. shyte
Submitted by One-trick Pony on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 7:55pm.
That's not fair. Kids cry over stupid shit all the time. Maybe they were acting bratty that day. Important lesson for a kid to learn: just because you cry doesn't mean everyone should drop what they're doing and cater to your tantrum. Anyone that has dealt with kids knows sometimes you have to ignore the bull.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Sugaroo, I heard TLC wanted to prodcue a show about a big family of multiples and went scouting for one. I guess they liked Jon and Kate's story & the fact that they were willing to let TLC film them in their home almost 24/7. I've heard Kate say she feels like by doing the show, she's recording memories for her kids. She thinks the show is like making home movies that they wouldn't have had the time to do themselves. Yeah, home movies that the whole world gets to see. I actually kinda like them, how she and Jon fight onscreen like real parents. The Duggars give me the creeps though.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Jon Gosselin is seriously fug in a creepy straitjacket kind of way. I have never understood why anyone would get with him. Evah.
Except possibly the equally fugtastic John Mayer.
What a pair of gross gourds.
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"I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you and The cat and I have become close friends." Criss Angel
First, I think all eight of them are adorable, but then, I'm a bit of a kid-freak. Second, I was flipping through this week's Star at the supermarket today, and in it is a portrait of the family, taken recently. (Jon and Kate each is holding a kid. The rest are at their feet, for anyone out there with access to the mag.) Anyway, every one of the children in that photo looks absolutely miserable, with a couple even on the verge of tears, while Jon and Kate are smiling ear-to-ear. It really bummed me out.
I feel sorry for the littlest moneymakers. Kids pick up on a lot of things; they have a lot of awareness about their parents' relationship(s) and they also know there's a dead animal on their Mama's head.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 7:29pm.
Miss Thang, how did they get a show of their own, I guess is what I mean. How and what makes this family so unusual?
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the publics insatiable appetite for crappy low brow entertainment?
it's like american gladiators but without the overt violence.
when i think of the shit that's on tv these days that passes as entertainment, news or educational FUUUUCK!!! there needs to be a stupid tax attached to every cable bill. or better yet limit tv into houses to one hour a day. 1/2 hour if there are children in the home.
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
Miss Thang, how did they get a show of their own, I guess is what I mean. How and what makes this family so unusual?
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 6:48pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 5:20pm.
Critiquing children based upon their looks is just wrong.
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Thank you. Critiquing children is wrong, PERIOD.
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Good to know I'm not alone on that. Never seen anyone else speak out against it.
Adults are fair game. They've chosen how to appear, had plastic surgery to look a certain way and in many cases a personality comes through/changes a person looks.
But to say that a child isn't pretty? Or a child appears to be retarded, or short, or fat, or ugly - that's totally out of line and frankly says more about the quality of the person spouting that nonsense than the subject. (ghost of sickitten)
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
Sugaroo, the premise is that they are adorable/charming and TV friendly. Not every family is. I also think Kate fits the "All American girl" persona thingy. Who knows. People just like them.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Can someone clarify? If these kids are not octuplets, what is the big deal? How did they get their own show? I mean, it's not like Lady Grab-A-Lot is the only woman in the world to have eight kids. What am I missing? I googled it but couldn't find any entry that explains the premise of the show.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 7:06pm.
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No worries. :)
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
She has 8 FUCKING KIDS!! Why wouldn't she need a bodyguard with all those paps around them she obviously does.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 7:02pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 7:00pm.
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No, but you know what I mean.
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I do and I was being a dork.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 7:00pm.
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No, but you know what I mean.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 6:48pm.
Submitted by TITS on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 5:20pm.
Critiquing children based upon their looks is just wrong.
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Thank you. Critiquing children is wrong, PERIOD.
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So I guess when my son wants to go out wearing jeans with holes looking like a hobo, I should keep silent?
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
I couldn't dress my kids alike, no matter how many popped out at a time. But keep in mind that they get a ton of clothes donated and I bet a lot of the companies send matchy-match crap.
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Submitted by TITS on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 5:20pm.
Critiquing children based upon their looks is just wrong.
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Thank you. Critiquing children is wrong, PERIOD.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
What no one realizes is that she didn't do ANYTHING for the kid's birthday on their actual day... she dragged them all out of the house on this day because they were TAPING. On their actual birthday (Sunday), she was out gallivanting around and going to the spa.
Just show she doesn't give 2 shits about these kids. But yea, the cameras are out so let's give them a balloon, dress them all the same and SMILE FOR THE CAMERAS!!!!!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 6:15pm.
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Or having more parent-teacher 'conferences'.
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It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
why do they have so many kids? i don't see the point
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 6:15pm.
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Or for lye, a tarp and a shovel.
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Jon must be off at Home Depot or something looking for a weedwhacker, paint or anything just to be away from her.
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.