The Gayelle Engagement Of The CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!
The greatest news of all-time was announced today in NYC! Cynthia Nixon told the crowd at the Love, Peace and Marriage Equality rally that she is officially becoming Mrs. Rojo Caliente!!!! REJOICE!!!!!!! May a million gayelle angels sing!
According to Access Hollywood, Cynthia said she got engaged to Rojo Caliente last month!!!!! Seriously, my heart actually beat when I heard the news and I can't remember the last time that happened! My heart cares! I could hug a strap-on! I could kiss a power tool! I could canoodle with a pair of Bugle Boy khakis (pleated, of course)! I could dance with a Home Depot card! I could skip hand-in-hand with a flannel shirt through a field of red ferns! This is the news I've been waiting to hear. Seriously, today should be declared an International holiday! As should the day they got engaged. As should the day they get married!
Rojo is going to make the most beautifulest bride in history!



What is truly sad is that thanks to MK, i thought her name was really Rojo Caliente!! I say, Good for Them!
I always thought that CN was more like Ann Heche. She feel in love with a woman but that wasn't her initial preference. Obviously she seems happy, so who am I too judge.
Oh please, Jodi Foster, Kelly McGillis, Cynthia Nixon...all let down and disappointed by men and then turned "gay", acting like they've been "gay" all their lives. Such bullshit.
Nixon's fiance DOES look like her son. She looks like a gnome whose hat you stole or something...hilarity...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Bhahahahaha....Nixon's fiance looks like Pumuckl...lol
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
They are actually a cute couple. I don't want to imagine Rojo topping Cynthia or anything, that would be like witnessing an out of control brushfire. But congratulations to the happy pair!
Miss Cali nailed it. This shit is sick.
Bellaella,
No problem! I have been 100% behind gay and lesbian rights since my best friend came out to her parents in high school.
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LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 1:52pm.
Um, FYI, that's zomay's sig.
Submitted by zomay on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 11:18am.
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I DID NOT WRITE THE ORIGINAL POST. I was making a comment about someone else's post. READ.
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Oops! Thousand apologies zomay. My mistake. Did read. Just got blinded with the nasty butch/gay slurs. Sorry!
booooo rojo haters.
this post was the awesomest. ROJO FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!
I just cant get this image out of my mind? Why would CN marry this she-man? If CN is gay, wouldn't she want to be with a woman?
Bellaella on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:34am.
What's with all the ignorant comments and anti-gay rants? You shouldn't be on Dlisted then!
To Provolone - don't be stupid. People don't turn gay because they've dated assholes and been let down by them! Then all women would be lezzis now because almost ll women have date assholes or been let dwn by them!
Mas71 / Zomay - not all butches are ugly or dressed ugly and if gays wanna dressed whateve they want to, it's their problem. It's like saying gay men who dressed in a feminian manner can't because they hate women!
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Would you people actually read before you group me into this. I never have ranted about gay/lesbian anything. Some dumb person made a dumb comment and I posted about it. READ before you comment please.
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LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 1:52pm.
Um, FYI, that's zomay's sig.
I need more cowbell on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 6:19am.
Zomay-I for one do not hate men and do not feel the need to dress or look like one. None of my truly butch friends hate men either. If you are going to use this forum to try and start a hate thread you are in the wrong place.
Now, has anyone else notice how much these two resemble each other? Give Rojo a nose job and bypass surgery and they could be twins!
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LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 1:52pm.
Um, FYI, that's zomay's sig.
"I could skip hand-in-hand with a flannel shirt through a field of red ferns! "
YOU MEAN:
"I could skip hand in hand with a flannel shirt IN BIRKENSTOCKS through a field of red ferns."...right MK?
I agree with NORWAYGIRL on this one.Why did'nt Cynthia just bag some dude? What's the diff?
I found a hot place, you should try it ...Millionaire chats.com...a great place for successful man to meet young and beautiful woman..what a surprise, I find some celebs' profiles with blog and private photos there, exciting.
PSL- No amount of arguing could change my husband's mind that she's not a man this morning.
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By the way, Rojo Caliente's name is.....~drum roll~
Christine Marinoni
Horray! I like Rojo better.
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
my guy saw this pic last night and asked me if Rojo was Cynthia's son.......oops!
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When I thought that I was dreaming
Felt your body close to mine
Now love takes on a different meaning
Together till the end of time.
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I just found out about this and rushed to this site to comment!!! I knew MK and all us Dlisted sluts would be THRILLED about this!!!
Congratulations to ROJO CALIENTE!!!!! Oh, yeah, and Cynthia too. :-)
And yes, I'm STILL mad that stoopid Spaghetti Cat beat out Rojo for Hot Slut of the Year. A recount is long, LONG overdue!!!
I really don't get it. Is this a joke?
Damn I wish these 2 could procreate with each other! We need more ginger babies in this world!
Congrats to the happy couple!
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A woman who is sexually attracted to Rojo is not a lesbian, she is a straight out hetero!
Rojo looks, acts and dresses like a man.
"I could skip hand-in-hand with a flannel shirt through a field of red ferns! "
Ha ha ha ha!!! That's freaking hilarious, MK.
My dick recedes into my crotch every time I see them. ugh
Why am I picturing a Men's Warehouse specialty tux on Rojo? Why??? Something that looks like a prom getup from the 70s??? Please make this images go away, MK!
ALso, Cynthia Caliente is simply an awesome name, gayelle or straightelle. She should go for it!
One more thought: Maybe The Rojo Calientes will have another child together! Think of the unicorn rainbow glitter flying out of MK's no-no hole if that were to happen!
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rejoice!
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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho
"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK
Good for them!!! And good for Cynthia to have the balls to come out in Hollyweird.
I stood next to them last night at the rally. Rojo just isnt photogenic...the two of them are really cute together and I think there's other gayelles you can make fun of!!!!
Best wishes to both of them! The h8ers can go fuck themselves with a power drill!
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Submitted by Mas71 on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:14am.
Takes one to know one IMO.
Have a blessed day.
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"I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you and The cat and I have become close friends." Criss Angel
I forgot Rojo's real name as well!
Now will Cynthia take on Rojo's surname once they wed or will Rojo be known as Rojo Caliente-Nixon?
Nixon delivered quite a in your face, unapologetic speech! Get em girl!
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I agree! My first thought looking at this photo was how similar they look! You know there's all this research how couple start to look alike or marry those that resemble them or have similar backgrounds - they are gret proof!
They do look happy together. So congrats to them both. It was very brave of Cynthia to come out and show her off - all the other Hollywood stars still hide and deny their gayness and gay partners.
What's with all the ignorant comments and anti-gay rants? You shouldn't be on Dlisted then!
To Provolone - don't be stupid. People don't turn gay because they've dated assholes and been let down by them! Then all women would be lezzis now because almost ll women have date assholes or been let dwn by them!
Mas71 / Zomay - not all butches are ugly or dressed ugly and if gays wanna dressed whateve they want to, it's their problem. It's like saying gay men who dressed in a feminian manner can't because they hate women!
Zomay-I for one do not hate men and do not feel the need to dress or look like one. None of my truly butch friends hate men either. If you are going to use this forum to try and start a hate thread you are in the wrong place.
Now, has anyone else notice how much these two resemble each other? Give Rojo a nose job and bypass surgery and they could be twins!
Congratulations to the couple!
Cynthia Nixon always has my respect for having integrity and swagger to tell the Hollywood establishment to basically fuck themselves and live her life as she sees fit.
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Congrats!
Is that a Paul Smith tie, by the way? :)
I'm off to work! Ciao!
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Mas71 on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:14am.
Just plain gross. I have dined with some of the ugliest butches around. And I have dined with some of the G0dd*mn ugliest butches in this world. But that Rojo butch is the ugliest butch of them all.
Why is it that butches hate men so much but love to look like them? Just goes to show how twisted dyk*s are.
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Yea ah just so you know, on Dlisted you can spell the whole word out.
Submitted by Mas71 on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:14am.
I bet you don't pick up the cheque either.
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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.
Just plain gross. I have dined with some of the ugliest butches around. And I have dined with some of the G0dd*mn ugliest butches in this world. But that Rojo butch is the ugliest butch of them all.
Why is it that butches hate men so much but love to look like them? Just goes to show how twisted dyk*s are.
Submitted by awkward__annie on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 12:22am.
i totally forgot rojo's real name.
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i totally forgot rojo's real name. had to click the link to the access hollywood article to remember. it's totally because of MK. i even refer to her in RL conversation as rojo caliente
Cut to the wedding.
Pig blood spills all over Cynthia.
The bucket falls down to hit Rojo in the head and kill her.
Cynthia goes all "Carrie" on the guests locked inside.
"They're all going to laugh at you!!!"
This isn't real....it's like the handsome jock taking the nerdiest chick at school to the prom.
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hell no.. it's late, i'm punchy and made the mistake of looking at one of those ads on the side here.. oooh! Swarovski (fuck it, spelling!) cell phone covers? Yes! I need one.
I have this obsession with trashing up my cell phone, from the ring (a Britney song, not even sure which, just wanted the worst thing possible), initials on the back and just total chola phone. Mr. Putas asks me to put it in my purse when i leave it ont he table when we are out like that shit embarrasses him. Now I need to get a crystal cell cover and my trashy phone times will be complete!
Ok, night night all and happy early Monday...
Love these two! Go Rojo, go Cynthia!!!! Woot!
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Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 11:22pm.
Ha ha! Sadly, I can envision that. And it's sort of cute.
haha, someone laughed at my sad lil joke! Why do I crave the love of my fellow Dlisters so? It's true!
Well hell, that makes me feel better. Esp. since I just got some shitty news about a friend (getting laid off this week) and am thisclose to asking Mr. Putas if we need be we can spot a couch for a month of so if it gets down to that. Hopefully it won't.:(
And I think it's nice there's mostly love for this goofy couple. Well, Rojo is so big and yeah , sorya goofy looking. Which one of ya said howdy Doody? Spot on :) But I like 'em. Maybe MK's adoration has seeped into me. Or it's that they seem happy. And hell, let them do a photo spread of their upcoming baby. But Rojo needs to soften up her look for summer.
Besides, John Goodman needs his fucking suits back already..those Roseanne' residuals only go so far, goddamnit.
Awww! I actually like these two together! Mrs. Cynthia Nixon-Caliente!
I like the tie.
That's a very nice tie; it suits her...