The Gayelle Engagement Of The CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!
The greatest news of all-time was announced today in NYC! Cynthia Nixon told the crowd at the Love, Peace and Marriage Equality rally that she is officially becoming Mrs. Rojo Caliente!!!! REJOICE!!!!!!! May a million gayelle angels sing!
According to Access Hollywood, Cynthia said she got engaged to Rojo Caliente last month!!!!! Seriously, my heart actually beat when I heard the news and I can't remember the last time that happened! My heart cares! I could hug a strap-on! I could kiss a power tool! I could canoodle with a pair of Bugle Boy khakis (pleated, of course)! I could dance with a Home Depot card! I could skip hand-in-hand with a flannel shirt through a field of red ferns! This is the news I've been waiting to hear. Seriously, today should be declared an International holiday! As should the day they got engaged. As should the day they get married!
Rojo is going to make the most beautifulest bride in history!
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Eh, these two are blah (imo) but I wish them well; I like Cynthia from back when she played a hippydippy girl in "Little Darlings" and I like Rojo's rosy cheeks.
So Good luck to you, you crazy kids!
Submitted by meltz91 on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 11:12pm.
If Rojo and Chicken Cutlets had a baby....What would it look like?
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a baby carrot with a home depot membership card.
They look like they are related
If Rojo and Chicken Cutlets had a baby....What would it look like?
I'm happy for them.
just..just...somethin ain't right with the milk, as MK says.
*shrugs*
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Will the Rojo wear white?
(heart skipping beats)
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 10:59pm.
I didn't either till I asked someone on here a long time ago... Christine Marinoni, I think? I've convinced myself (or more like MK has convinced me) that Rojo is her true birth name.
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 10:59pm.
Marinara?
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God Save the Queen
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 10:59pm.
What's really funny is that I don't know Rojo Caliente's! real name. Christine-something, I think! LOL!
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WHAT! you mean to tell me her real name isn't Rojo Caliente?! oh the deception!
*weeps into nearest power-tool*
What's really funny is that I don't know Rojo Caliente's! real name. Christine-something, I think! LOL!
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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk
!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 10:30pm.
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Nite TL!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 10:30pm.
You know that fat, sweaty ginger bitch got a tongue groove Gene Simmons would envy...You know she do....
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So I'm picturing Richard Simmons and thinking WTF???
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Submitted by No Words on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 10:17pm.
Awww, I love these two together. They seem to be truly happy together, so more power to them.
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Doncha mean more power drills to them??? I KEED, I KEED...
No, if they are happy...I send YAY! Happy times to them...Well, really, I send them a I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU like I do all celebs, gay or straight... and a large portion of my family and friends...(I call it culling the herd)...
Anywho, nite nite you SKANK ASS SLUTS! I hope you have sweet moist dreams of Rojo diggin' for clams 'tween yo thighs...What? Don't bitch! You know that fat, sweaty ginger bitch got a tongue groove Gene Simmons would envy...You know she do....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Good for them. :) I think they are a sweet couple.
Submitted by YellowMarigold on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 9:38pm.
Gayellicious! What should we send as an engagement present? Maybe MK in a box?
Home Depot gift certificates!...what else?
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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.
Awww, I love these two together. They seem to be truly happy together, so more power to them.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 9:46pm.
Cynthia finally gave up on her dream girl, Rosie O'Donnell.
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Psssht...Quit projectin'...Rosie was totally YOUR dream girl, Teams, don't front...Restraining Orders don't lie....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Rojo has...roseacea??? So, Michael K, will you be the flower girl then???
Hey DG!!! (((((hugs)))))
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 9:39pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 9:34pm.
*wipes single tear from eye* ITS TRUE.
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there, there, Prov...Cry it all out of your system...We're all here for you...'til we get bored with and resentful of your blubbering...you know,just like family...Oh, and can I borrow 50 bucks? I'll pay ya back next week...What? What?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I love these two- Cynthia has never looked better or happier- good for them!
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"Lindsay is a good person to have watch over Ali right now"
-Dina Lohan
Cynthia finally gave up on her dream girl, Rosie O'Donnell.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
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Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 9:15pm.
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AHAHHAHAHAHAHA poor fella.the good ones always get away or are eaten by Tiger.
MK, if they don't make you a bridesmaid, they are DEAD to me! You'd be a vision in tea-length khaki and LL Bean waders. Or maybe your gold lame coochie cutters, if they decide to go glam!
Great news! Do you think Rojo will wear her signature look tie at the wedding?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 9:34pm.
*wipes single tear from eye* ITS TRUE.
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Gayellicious! What should we send as an engagement present? Maybe MK in a box?
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'Confucius... was one of whom invented confusion... and that's why he... One of the most ancient, he was one of the Chinese... Japanese who were one of the most ancient.'
I ♥ these two! Good for them!
Submitted by xerquina on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 9:15pm.
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 9:10pm.
LOL when did Rojo become your arch-nemesis, prov?
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Provie's just a jelly h8r...He wishes he had a hot piece like Rojo...Instead, he faces going to Home Depot all ALOOOONE...having to change his own oil in his car, or worse paying someone to do it...
When I was young
I never subcontracted anyone
And usin' my staple gun was just for fun
Those days are gone
Buildin' alone
I think of all the bulls
Ive known
But when I dial the telephone
No one's at home depot....
Buildin' book shelves
Dont wanna be
Buildin book shelves alone anymore
Dont wanna be
Buildin' book shelves....
I FEEL YA PROVIE!!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
YAY!!! This is probably the best news I've heard all weekend (so that's saying a lot). Congrats!
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Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 9:10pm.
LOL when did Rojo become your arch-nemesis, prov?
You mean most beautifulest GROOM, not bride.
As far as the gay marriage initiative, I like dlisted. I will keep my opinion to myself so I can still post. *s*
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There's no crying in butt sex!- Michael K
Submitted by EvilShoe on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 9:07pm.
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I'm not sure, but I think I just soiled myself. HAHAHA!!!
Yours in savage adoration.
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
Awww... I'm happy for them. I really am. They seem like kind, decent people. But I really hope they elope quietly, or else we'll be subjected to play-by-play wedding preparations and registries, outfits, etc. that will drive me insane.
That said, I wonder if Rojo will have a bachelor party?
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For the love of all that is hairy, WHY DOES ANYONE CARE ABOUT THIS TWATWAFFLE??????? --Sugaroo
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 9:09pm.
...that Cynthia could use as a blind fold? You gotta have some kinda internal fantasy framework up in your brain even so....
I'd quote Song of Solomon to ya if I could recall any of it. It's, you know, mushy.
if rojo got any fatter and redder she'd be Mars.
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Submitted by Sheeps on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 9:04pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:58pm.
Isn't Red more likely to be pitching? I mean, she wears a silk rep tie.
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...that Cynthia could use as a blind fold? You gotta have some kinda internal fantasy framework up in your brain even so....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Congrats to Cynthia and Rojo!!
"I am just too much." -Joan
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 9:02pm.
Prince(ss?) Nothot Ginge
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LOL! I think the hair-matching tie qualifies her for a Prince title.
Do you think RoJo writes her love letters like this?
After we are married, the preliminary activities will have past, and I will have to make you far more happier then ever before. A wife is a sacred Honor to be served and adored and deferential to and to bestow savage adoration upon for many hours at a time.
Or do you think she just builds Cynthia a bookshelf?
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Dick happens! - MK
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:58pm.
Isn't Red more likely to be pitching? I mean, she wears a silk rep tie.
Prince(ss?) Nothot Ginge
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100% DMBAS
Submitted by Miss Thang on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:33pm.
OMG Tiger, I can't imagine what Cynthia has to go through to satisfy Rojo's loins. *BARF*
*SOB* *Stabs eyes out with icepic*
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I sowwy Miss Thang, but it had to be said...Ok, no it didn't but I done said it anyhows....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Drama!!! Sorry, I got distracted by John's muscles. No worries, hon! ♥
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
IG: You still here, girlie girl? I know I owe you an email.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Not to be mean, but does anyone else think Rojo looks like a demented Howdy Doody? Her eyes are all sly and she looks like she'd fuck a carrot sideways in a heartbeat.
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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.
Submitted by putas on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:34pm.
Rosacea Caliente..
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OMG thank gawd someone else sees it too. I didn't want to risk the wrath of MK and rojo lovers.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:40pm.
freebird, I'm pretty sure that the picnic table
is an equal opportunity slut. You need to watch out for splinters though.
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OOOOOUUUUUCCCCHCHCHHCHCHHCHCHHC! That wood not be good. I didn't think about that. I'm going to have to go for a bicycle then. And I KNOW the bi-cycle goes both ways!
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:33pm.
Cynthia nixon obviously has been cheated on numerous times by guys to run to this rojo character. the security in knowing you'll never be cheated on is enough for her to deal with the fug.
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Yeah, Cynthia is one of those "fake lezobo", but in her defense, ASSHOLE mens drove her to it....
She should just do the mens like I do, mate, kill, eat...*tiger eyes darting back and forth*...I was kidding about that last part...*zoo officials approaching*...Gotta dash!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Hello Miss Thang!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............