The Gayelle Engagement Of The CENTURY!!!!!!!!!!!

freebird, I'm pretty sure that the picnic table is an equal opportunity slut. You need to watch out for splinters though.

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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

Submitted by putas on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:34pm.
Rosacea Caliente..
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OMG! THAT IS SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!! Though you might get banned by MK.

yeah putas, that's some funny shit

I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor

Bwahahahahahahaha!

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That's ridiculous!!!

Congratulations to the newly engaged couple!
I can't say anything mean..
they seem like decent enough people.
Rojo-Nixon!

I'm happy for them but why does Rojo always dress so damn frumpy?

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:27pm.
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:22pm.
Whats next, people marrying furniture??
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Are you implying that Abandoned Couch is available?
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BACK OFF WHORE! I DONE PICKED OUT MY WEDDIN' GOWN ALREADY!!!
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I am obviously outmatched here so I will just step. away. from. the. couch. Not making any sudden moves. Just wondering though, since I'm now single again, do you think that picnic table Islandgirl mentioned only goes for dudes, or does it scissor?

Submitted by putas on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:34pm.
Rosacea Caliente..

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

FUCK! That is funny! Thank you for that Putas! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

aww congrats to them.

I look forward to seeing the wedding cake toppers.

Congrats.

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It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.

This is great. Now if we all get invited to the wedding, my dates will be angel_i, bradiful and sluttsville.

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LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 1:52pm.

Um, FYI, that's zomay's sig.

Rosacea Caliente..

Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:06pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 7:34pm.
And without sounding like some ignorant foolio, how do gay couples decide who takes whose name? It's like how do they decide which one watches football and which one washes the dishes?
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According to the Gayelle code: She who hath strapped on last doth not do dishes.
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Unless they have an Elextrolux Dishwasher like Kelly Ripa! As if that bitch even knows where her kitchen even is!
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Well, that and she's got one permanently strapped on to her belly area.

OMG Tiger, I can't imagine what Cynthia has to go through to satisfy Rojo's loins. *BARF*
*SOB* *Stabs eyes out with icepic*

I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor

Cynthia nixon obviously has been cheated on numerous times by guys to run to this rojo character. the security in knowing you'll never be cheated on is enough for her to deal with the fug. I mean, if you told me ferris buellers principal was her dad i'd believe you.

I wonder how they met and what the 1st conversation was about.

im sure awesome augers are registered. "O hey Cynthia yea, i uhh airated the composte heep".

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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot

Congratulations to them. Good to see people having long-term loving relationships in an industry where 12 months is considered a milestone for a marriage (yes Mimi).

Oh, and some cultures don't automatically use the man's name as the married name. Arabic women for example, do not automatically take their husband's name.
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The New Improved Wyle E

"Give this ho a Sharpie!"

I'm already checking out their registry at Home Depot. I have my eye on a Bush Hog backhoe.

Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:06pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 7:34pm.
And without sounding like some ignorant foolio, how do gay couples decide who takes whose name? It's like how do they decide which one watches football and which one washes the dishes?
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According to the Gayelle code: She who hath strapped on last doth not do dishes.

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Unless they have an Elextrolux Dishwasher like Kelly Ripa! As if that bitch even knows where her kitchen even is!

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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.

Go Butch-Femme! Love those two.

So, anyone going to be the first to call RoJo a gold digger? *runs*

MK, you must be so happy. lol Congrats to them.

Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:22pm.
Whats next, people marrying furniture??
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Are you implying that Abandoned Couch is available?
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BACK OFF WHORE! I DONE PICKED OUT MY WEDDIN' GOWN ALREADY!!!

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:23pm.

Whats next, people marrying furniture??
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http://www.dlisted.com/node/24895

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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

Submitted by TITS on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:01pm.
I hope they're married soon so I don't have to keep reading about them here. Frankly I'd rather see more phoebe price posts than these two. Trust me that's saying a LOT.
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Me, I'm a Shauna Sand kind of girl myself, but I feel your pain...
Not that Cynthia is anything to write home about, but...REALLY???? Really? I mean, sexay times????...Oh yeah, I'm going there....EWWWWWWW! It's sweet she can love this thing's "inner beyootay" and all, it really is...but what it all boils down to is SEXAY TIMES...You know you whores could not consume enough PURPLE DRANK for that comin' atcha to be anything other than a surreal nightmare that not even Tim Burton could dream up!

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Provolone on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 8:22pm.
Whats next, people marrying furniture??
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Are you implying that Abandoned Couch is available?

Whats next, people marrying furniture??

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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot

I'm sorry but that woman is painfully unattractive.

I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor

Oh,is it true?I can't believe it.I just saw her on a millionaire & celebrity dating site richcupids.com last week. Really the profile looks like her. But I'm not sure. maybe it's kidding. Who knows?

In that photo, Rojo looks like Cynthia's son.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 7:34pm.
And without sounding like some ignorant foolio, how do gay couples decide who takes whose name? It's like how do they decide which one watches football and which one washes the dishes?
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According to the Gayelle code: She who hath strapped on last doth not do dishes.

Awwwww, that's actually sweet!

I can't snark on them. They both seem very nice. I wish them every happiness.

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"I took your cat. He lives with me now. The cat no longer likes you and The cat and I have become close friends." Criss Angel

Congrats on the beating heart, MK. I hope you're at least flower girl!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."

I hope they're married soon so I don't have to keep reading about them here. Frankly I'd rather see more phoebe price posts than these two. Trust me that's saying a LOT.

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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.

Congrats!

Congrats to them.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 7:40pm.
Rojo rover, rojo rover, let Freebird come over! Nope. Don't sound right.
TAG! YOU'RE ROJO!
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I'm more rojo than you know, ho! I'm strawberry. Rojolite.

Please marry in the Fall!!!! So all the leaves are rojo caliente.

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Is this real life?

Will Rojo wear a flannel tux? Will they have little ginger babies? Will there be any scissoring on their honeymoon?

So many questions.

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Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

Congratulations to Cynthia and Rojo! :)

big yawn.

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

@ TITS: yes I understand. marriage should have some sort of contract or banned. haahaha. you are not bitter..just being honest.

Coma Caca!!

(ENTERS WITH BALLOONS, CONFETTI, PINATA)...CONGRATS ROJITO. LET'S OPEN THE BOXED WINE NOW!!! sorry for my caps...I am happy and a lil buzz.

Coma Caca!!

Submitted by freebird on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 7:36pm.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 7:33pm.
Red alert!
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I assume you meant to say Rojo alert.

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Nope. I meant it.

Rojo rover, rojo rover, let Freebird come over! Nope. Don't sound right.

TAG! YOU'RE ROJO!

Drat.

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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.

I think all marriage should be banned. Just get contracts. 2 year, 5 year, 10 year etc.

The world could use less lawyers AND wedding planners.

My word I'm extra bitter today!

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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.

Oh god. Britney needs to do something outrageous or all we're going to be hearing about for the next while is this and american fucking idol or whatever that stupid show is called.

BLARG

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"I'm not a victim, I'm a slut" - overheard in a park.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 7:34pm.
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They usually do a combo - for instance Nixiente or Calienton.

Submitted by Sugaroo on Sun, 05/17/2009 - 7:33pm.
Red alert!
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I assume you meant to say Rojo alert.

And without sounding like some ignorant foolio, how do gay couples decide who takes whose name? It's like how do they decide which one watches football and which one washes the dishes?

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I do not celebrate the death of any man, but Satan does. When OJ Simpson dies, a number-one draft pick will have finally arrived.

I wonder if she will match her tie to her hair on her wedding day, too. Well played, Rojo.