The Title Is As Dumb As Her

Ummm I think I fell into a catatonic state while I was watching this. Can somebody please tell me how it ends?

Is that cunt for real? She is such a waste of air. For me the most insulting thing about the whole clip is the letters "AN ICON" on the screen. That bitch is not an icon.

is this bitch serious?? she is ACTING! the whole sob story about "the most intimate thing" blahalh -- SHE released the damn sex tape!!!

check out the book six degrees of paris hilton if you want to know the REAL paris!! she is as fake as they come and i hope that this career slow down she is facing continues in a downward spiral! the only people out there who will pay for this used up condom are in japan -- keep her !!

What the fuck? I don't recall Barbie being famous for having a boring sextape. Also, MTV should just kill itself already because the only way they could get any lower would be if all they broadcasted was dogfighting.

Boohoo she makes a shit load of money doing NOTHING! Pull a Hughes already so we won't have to see your nasty ass again.

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Oh, Paris. If you honestly believe people are gonna buy into your "poor little rich girl" act, I think most folks have stopped giving a flying fuck about you and your supposed problems. And a vast majority know what a sack of shit you are, so this lil program isn't gonna give you a clean slate, if that's what you think.

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Here's a dumb blonde being a whore in public and not saving her personal life as personal. She wanted to be like Pricess Dianna. The Princess worked for a living learned what love and respect for herself meant. No the princess didn't know she would be the most popular loved person that lived in our lifetime to ever walk the planet since Jesus Christ. She thought she was going to be an average upper class woman being herself. Once she became princess she busted her ass to help people help to end wars she really wanted to be for the people and in return she was the people's princess. So Paris wants to try and compare herself with an honest genuine true Princess. Its like night and day. Two different people with two different PERSONAL PRIORITES. Paris you keep putting yourself out on Public display as a Fucked up Crackwhore then you're not going to own your life the people will own you as images of a fucked up crackwhore. If Paris was to be my friend the first thing I would say is Avoid the bars and public places and the Papps. If you want to party invite all your celebrity friends to your place and guard it like Fort Knox from the Papparazzi. Thats your personal life and your friend's too. Rich people don't know true friendship people see them as Dollar signs. Paris wants to be known as a Princess Then Grow the fuck up stop acting like a Crackwhore and putting yourself out on public display. Do something more meaningful you have the potential to help people and be remembered with respect. No one cares about your skanky overpriced clothes and what animal stink your spray on your body. If thats your selfish goals in life then Paris expect to be known as the glamorous Porno Crackwhore. Do the American people want to See Paris Hilton and have her a Princess representing them? NO FUCKEN WAY! You may as go into a ghetto and find any crackwhore. Its too late You wont be able to change the past but you can change the future. Paris can start a foundation to clean up Crackwhores. Paris can do anything. No one cares about what your wearing. Living for the moment is never in history books. I know why Paris is doing this. Farrah Faucet was totally trashed by the tabloids and she came back showing who she really was. Before she died. Farrah wanted to be known for being the warm kind person she was. For years growing up as a kid in the late 70's and 80's She was a beauty queen. Paris want to use this opportunity that Farrah created. Don't trash Farrah. She's been through enough. The tabloids destroyed her image for me because she messed up once. Tabloids made so much money from ripping her to shreds. It could have been an isolated event that was stretched out for decades. Seeing Paris go to jail for DUI was very entertaining. Seeing Paris doing Porno was entertaing. Seeing Paris in a Reality show being a smug stuck up bitch living like Barbie was entertaining. Everyone knows these tabloids are full of shit but there still a lot of truth to them. If Paris wants to clean up her act she's going to have to start showing it and Stop strutting her skanky ass out in public. Learn somethin from Angelina. I'm sure she doesn't want to know you but at least watch her actions and learn from them. She's a true role model for the American People and her very own kids. Honestly I didn't know Paris existed until the tabloids and the internet started ripping Paris' image to shreds. We all know who Party Paris at the Hilton is. Sounds like a new title for a porno. Who is the adult Paris Hilton? If you don't know who she is then create one based on your interests that gives back in a rewarding nature to the people looking at your images reading about you. BE REAL AND STOP BEING PLASTIC. You're friends will never be your friends. WHY? They're only looking at their own images and just being seen with PARIS HILTON makes them money. Anyone seen with the Skank Princess in public is suddenly the most famous person on the planet. There is True Meaning to "THERE'S A TIME AND PLACE FOR EVERYTHING". Life is dull and boring Life is what you make of it. Paris wants to be a Princess. Its too late for that. But its not too late for Paris the human being the person. Infact even Princess Dianna would have envied you for being seen as a Human Being and not an untouchable. The normal person will see a wealthy person as selfish greedy and completely ignorant person thats sheltered from Reality. Paris is still young enough to start Living for a Cause not for selfish bimbo Paris. Help end starvation in America Help the Homeless find homes and teach them to take care of themselves. No you don't have to give all your money away but You can influence people. Its going to be a very long road for Paris because a Train Wreck is all we see from Paris. You can come and go anywhere in the world still have respect. The respect you have is your money its NOT you. You are the train wreck. I know when I write its like I'm talking to the person. They're harsh words but its true. We only see what you give us to see. Paris really needs to start getting images of herself doing some good out there. All we see are pictures of an irresponsible heiress throwig her life away and money away. Personally NO I would not want to be that Rich. I would be a prisoner of wealth. You may not have to work but You have a major burden on your shoulders because with wealth and power you could potentially bring a lot of good to the country. Rich people like this only keep getting richer and never truly give back to the people that helped them get there. I feel sorry for the bitch because she's going to end up killing herself and no one will care. If I had the knowledge and experience I have now and her wealth I would try and do as much good as I could. Being a Lazy Skank Whore isn't the image I would want people to see me as. LIFE IS DULL AND BORING GET OVER IT!!!!

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Shhhhh! I'm not really here.

Paris is best known for her work...sucking dick in a sex tape....really...what does she expect?

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"people see me as a barbie doll..." ?

Only because of her:
1.fake "blue" eyes
2.fake cheap hair
3.fake tan
4.and similarly gaudy wardrobe

or because she has a WONKY EYE like my "Western Barbie" from the 80's that also winked with a wonky eye... Witness the PARIS Hilton Barbie:
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What is the biggest problem that Ducklipspenistwat has that money can't fix? Why, it's her lack of IQ! No amount of cash can buy this bint some brains and that's the beautiful irony of it all. Listening to the drivel that spews forth from those surgically "enhanced" chops makes me realize that (a) Peenis is the singularly most boring celebretard out there and (b) she will never be able to keep a man unless it's an open relationship in which the man gets to spend lots of money in exchange for reporting in once every couple of weeks or so. That's the only way Peenis will be able to get any guy to hang around. Unless, of course,the guy is as dumb as she is(or dumber if that's possible).

uh...wut?

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I don't know what it is about these posts today, just seeing all the delusion and self-centeredness of today's pop culture. It pisses me off and makes me think about the future. How in the FUCK did this skank get this kind of cachet? I forced myself to watch the clip and it just makes me dumbfounded and pissed.

Of course, I have been seeking comfort in the Jesus Juice today. Perhaps that has something to do with my "deepness". Unemployment is a trip.

Love following all the posts and comments, thanks for being out there MK and my fellow skanks!

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A Barbie with a perfect life? Well, I can't speak for everyone, but when I was young my Barbie didn't have a flat, sagging ass, fucked up eye and a raging case of herpes.

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She'll never be Princess Di...what is she 12 years old? Grow up dumb bitch!! You are exactly what you set out to be...I'll NEVER watch anything with her in it. I'll rely on Dlisted to bring on the idiotic comments spilling from her herp ravaged mouth... ================================================
the end...

I've always wanted to know why the fuck her family focused on her ass and not Nicky too. Why is she so much better? So she is a little more unique looking. I said unique, not pretty. You have to admit she is unique. I guess one thing is Nicky maybe didn't care to be famous cause it seems like she doesn't but it still seems as though paris is the fav in that immediate family, there are sons too, what about them? I dunno, that family seems whacked. The ones that focus on paris seem whacked, the Hiltons you never hear of are probably normal, as normal as wealthy folks get anyway.

I want to hear her realization that she will never be princess Di. I didn't know she realized that yet. I thought she was so dumb she was still trying to be that. I have heard she wanted to be like her forever.

I watched Brit Brit's documentary as a serious thing...this I will be watching cause I can't help myself, just to laugh. Yeah I can't help it it probably puts more money and fame in her pocket but I have to see this.

Sorry, can't even bring myself to watch this preview. I tried to watch an episode of the Simple Life many moons ago and didn't even make it halfway through. Her and Richie were either putting people down or mumbling in unison looking very bored when anybody tried to engage them in conversation and I haven't watched anything with her in it since. I just don't get the appeal, because from what I saw she didn't appear to have any personality at all.

Parasite must be very desperate to keep herself in the press. Wonder how much she paid MTV to make this crap?

If Paris Hilton was as a quarter as smart as she likes to claim she is, she would disappear from the drunky club circuit, I mean completely disappear, do some worthwhile charitable work and give back to the community. She's so reviled right now that she can't possibly rebuild her image into something more positive, unless she disappears for a while.

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CUNTRESS not Heiress!

Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 11:23am.
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Cue the Angel of Death calling his manager and saying "I want Hazard Pay".

What is this delusional bitch complaing about? She gets to be rich and famous for begin a trashy skank. Isn't that what she wanted? You made your bed, so lie in it.

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"Ick. Nast."

obviously there are too many stupid people out there who look up to her and buy her crap. Why they do that is beyond me...but whatever works for a whore.

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I just briefly met a Canadian friend of my sister in laws who claimed that one of his friends was a trainer or something for Paris for a little bit of time & he says she was actually quite bright & the whole bimbo/dumb thing is an act. Seconds after I lost all respect for him I fantasized about punching him in the face multiple times & kicking him while he was down. Really now, its people like that spreading that crap around that makes "documentaries" like this happen.
AllI could think of was that if this trainer person thought Paris was bright, then how incredibly stupid was he?

Wonder if I'm wrong that this mess started when Parasite won BOTH the "Worst Supporting Actress" and "Worst Actress" this year AND won another "Worst Screen Couple" or something at the most recent Razzies?

Wonder if I'm wrong that trifecta isn't mentioned in this important documentary?

paris, when are you going to compose your first opera or symphony?

Submitted by MinxInSpace on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 11:19am.
Please tell me, who or what is keeping this bitch on TV? Who are the fucktards buying her perfumes and watching her movies? Who is making her relevant? I've not found one person in real life (or online) who likes her yet she's still being crammed down our throats.
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Submitted by Who Datt on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:19am.

i was thinking just that! didn't mtv say they were going to stop airing all those reality shows and actually play music videos again a few months back?

fucking hell the whole paris split personality thing is so annoying
whoever said that about taking her conacts and fake hair and makeup off if she wants us to see the real her, we can add sticking to those promises about making some kind of charity foundations and stuff
aaarghhh

The only person who still thinks Paris is relevant is Paris. This "documentary" looks about as real as she does.

aaaand this is why I canceled my cable and got a netflix account

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The difference is we actually respect Barbie. Bitch can fly planes and shit, but Parasite can't even suck a dick right!

Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:23am.

Even the Angel of Death doesn't want to waste his Scythe on her vacuous, spoiled ass.
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RFLMAO. I can see it now....black-hooded and robedd AofD approaches Paris as she gets into her car. He draws Scythe high up into the air and then he sees a STARBUX across the street. Puts Scythe away and leaves scene to get a latte. He's heard saying, "Fuck this shit" as he glides off, knowing Paris still has a number of personally humiliating experiences yet to offer the world.

Please tell me, who or what is keeping this bitch on TV? Who are the fucktards buying her perfumes and watching her movies? Who is making her relevant? I've not found one person in real life (or online) who likes her yet she's still being crammed down our throats.

I swear to holy hell, she made a pact with the devil or something.

Confession: I got 44 seconds in to this shitfest. It was mostly intro music, I swear! Soon as this turd opens her mouth, with her contrived poignancy...ENOUGH.
I stopped it just as it was showing hoards of idiots screaming and trying to get her autograph. As a human being that is just downright embarrassing that fellow members of the species are so flat out retarded.

Submitted by devilgirl on 04/07/2009
"how can these blogs and "media" make false statements about my daughter a talente"
I am cornfused?! What exactly is "talente"? Is she Rojo taliente?

In my mind she is still the Queen of the free clinic, and the princess of the shithouse.. Her crown is made from empty coke baggies, Valtrex pills, and the condoms she never makes use of.. Remember.. she has actually earned over 30 million by whoring her warted ass out to the media..and designing ugly shoes..noxious perfumes..etc.. 30 million.. How many of you whores can top that? On the other hand.. not having the herp is priceless.. in my book.

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No thanks. I'd rather watch the South Park episode "Stupid Spoiled Whore" as it's far more accurate in portraying this tacky ass skeezer.

i can't believe the ass licking guy - "when people hear Paris they think of you not France" and then her rediculous father says "oh brilliant" or something (NOT listening again! Once is more than enough - actually quit at that point) I certainly think of France and especially the Eiffel Tower when people say "Paris". Hilton would merely be a disappointing conversation if someone really meant her. Nobody I know talks about Paris Hilton.They are living in cloud cuckoo land. I'm not suprised to see her father also "circling the airport" - he merely inherited the hotel chain and fortune. WHAT was the original Hilton family drinking/smoking when they had these kids?! Like DOPE.

Omg you guys. I just realized how immature I am. I do the baby voice thing when I'm nervous too :(

*vows to never do it again*

OnT: dumb whore needs to get the fuck outta my face. Forever.

I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor

Someone needs to do a documentary on how she really got famous and note what she really is NOT.

Bitch ain`t blonde
Bitch ain`t blue-eyed
Bitch ain`t an heiress

She got famous dismally sucking cock and she was basically disinherited, which is the reason why she has to pimp herself out like a two-bit whore

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

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I didn't think I could hate her more until I watched that 2 plus min of that ridic docu. Who cares about her!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

Missy, I was laughing so hard! My guy had no idea who Brandon Davis is, so I explained he is the infamous "Firecrotch" guy! lol

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When I thought that I was dreaming
Felt your body close to mine
Now love takes on a different meaning
Together till the end of time.
- Bonnie Raitt "Not The Only One"

Is she STONED out of her gourd when she makes that first statement?

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Huh? *goes back to work*

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:06am.
Oh shit! speaking of rich losers, my guy and I went out to dinner last night, and GREASY BEAR was there! He is pretty short, and skinny......and GREASY

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REALLY!!!! funny!! Skinny, huh? Back on the blow, Im sure...

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Submitted by DiamondDawg on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:19am.

She still CAN be like a princess. SHE CAN DIE IN A TUNNEL IN PARIS OR DRIVE OFF CLIFF IN MONACO.
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Even the Angel of Death doesn't want to waste his Scythe on her vacuous, spoiled ass.

Submitted by islandgirl on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 8:06am.
So, are we supposed to feel sorry for this odious piece of shit?
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YES. That's how MoronTV got the rights to do a docuphuckery..."We'll make people LOVE you again!"