Kate Gosselin's Hair Continues To Boggle My Mind

Submitted by foosrock on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 12:08pm.

Are those kids only 1/4 Asian, cause they look more Asian than me!.
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The kids look more Asian than John.

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the back of her hair MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!! her "hairstylist" hates her

I think I am the only person alive that enjoys her. But look at my new favorite picture.... #2. The screeching brat, the look on her face. That is every day for her times 8. That will make anyone cranky. And I think Jon acts like an asshat alot too.

The back of her head is crazy odd, yes. But did anyone notice Jon's big ass bald spot in thumbnail 7. Whoa he might have to just shave it off and go bald.

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LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 05/15/2009 - 1:52pm.

Um, FYI, that's zomay's sig.

I cannot stand these people! They want to be left alone, but willingly pimp their kids out for profit.

The back of her head reminds me of the haircut worn by many teenage girls in my high school circa 1992. Except instead of looking like roadkill in the front it was either dyed black or some variation of a neon color.

I have to admit that I would rather look at the back of her rats nest instead of her sourpuss face though...

That is a red neck soccer mom haircut if ever I saw one.

She (the witchipoo with the funky ugly hairdo) looks very unhappy every time I see her. Small consolation for all the misery she brings to anyone in her presence.

I enjoy each and every frown on her face. Why? Because that shallow self centered bitch will resort to cosmetic surgery and over do it, hopefully freezing her face from further expression, ala Nicole Kidman. Bwahahahahahaha!

I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard

I was just starting to imagine how the Zoological research society could bring in more cameras to study that Kuntessa. Researchers want to make sure they didn't miss a kid which could explain for the narcissistic behavior of the Royal Kuntessa. Zoologists also would like to continue their research with few other studies. The Kuntessa needs to send those kids to college somehow so she proposed a few potential media scandles to keep the public watching and what the hell she may as well do it in STYLE with this new house. Now you know this move isn't the dream home its the home for now get people distracted on something else while her real plan comes into action. Her new home is going to be 100 times bigger. She has Kuntingham palace on the mind but thats not American people don't want another English invasion. The Kuntessa is going to have to find another way to milk TLC and Researchers are eager to see how she's going to accomplish this one. I know its all speculation right now. They had to get more people watching with the alledge affair with Jon and the babysitter ( or who was that bitch I can't even remember) otherwise no one would give a rats ass about the Kuntessa and American families would start watching the midget family grow. The Kuntessa is out for blood she is so jealous of the midget family. They've been remodeling that house since the show started and the pumpkin business the theme park in the back is a lot of hard work and Her Lady the Kuntessa knew her FAT ASS would grow so big that actual work was out of the question. Poor little Jon. He's caught in the evil bitches clutches. He didn't know that the Kuntessa doubled up on the Fertilization pills. Little did he know that the original plan was to create welfare babies but TLC found out about all this and saw RATINGS! I can't wait to see how long this is going to last. My imagination has really run a muck. Will Jon and the Babysitter run away together and move to Fiji or Will the Kuntessa get the Palace of Welfare babies. Perhaps both will happen the suspence is exciting. Will the Ratings Bump the midget family off the air and funnel money to the land of Narcissism. Forget about a Zen environment those kids are going to grow up just as narcissistic as the Kuntessa. How does the sweet Candian family do it. The have like 26 kids of all ages and the husband busts his ass taking care of them all and they live in a small place with out anyone's help. Those kids are very well manored and the Love is so strong it makes me wish that was my family. I know all families have their skeletons and behavioral problems. But really these people are awesome. Its amazing that the smallest personality difference can make a totally diverse end outcome in the childrens attitude love and respect for each other. The Kuntessa is a Bi-Polar mess while the other family I can't remember had an awesome love and respect for each other.

Judging by that miserable scowl on her face, I'd say she hasn't gotten laid for a looooog time.

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I have seen her haircut from behind - once. It was when they were getting remarried in Hawaii and a stylist did her hair. It looked very nice then. But when she does it herself, she spikes it and it looks bad.

Could you imagine walking around all the time with a camera crew surrounding you? I guess that is really all the kids know, but it still must be stressful.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

bird head is always scowling...i thought birds were happy...

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Man, those poor kids! I tried to catch up with this story on YouTube and could barely watch. She is a major CUNT! I don't care for that particular species of human.

There's no crying in butt sex! MK

what kills me is that this bitch is all about herself! getting herself photographed..etc. WHY AT A PARK? you own a fucking million dollar house with 20 acres of land..and you need to do this shit at a park? PLEASE BITCH

Okay... Jon is super hot. I'd do him too.
Kate is ALWAYS yelling at someone. She needs some meds.

Her husband looks thrilled to be at the party. Her hair is a disgrace.

Bird hair?! speaking of strange animal hair, i've noticed some girrrls with hair dyed to look exaactly like a bird head, coloration like an owl or cornish game hen.

weird

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old straight guy...
well, she had the Smurf, the Popeye, and the Jerry Lewis
I liked Bullwinkle but she don't like Moose..

i know.. makes no sense..

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love the pic of jon & the bg.

God I hate them. Just look at what life is like for those kids -- cameras and mics and people surrounding them. They look miserable.

"Bitch has Noah's Ark on the top of her head."

LOLLL

Are those kids only 1/4 Asian, cause they look more Asian than me!.

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She's got a bad haircut but I kinda understand the style because mine is a teensy bit like that. It's supposed to be long on the sides and short in the back. What that spiky stuff is doing right past the crown? I have no idea.

Love the 3rd thumbnail... "so tell me, does she make you jizz on her hair too?" ...

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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - 11/24/2008

Does she EVER smile?

HOLY SHIT! I have never seen that hair cut from behind (on K8). It looks like a mental patient went happy with the clippers.

Anyone who thinks shit looks good should wear a tin foil hat, this way we know who you are.

I've seen happier faces at the oral surgeon. Atleast he gives you IV versed to blot out the impending misery.

*If something about the human body disgusts you, the fault lies with the manufacturer.*

-=Lenny Bruce=-

of course it wont end! I cant wait to see if she really IS doing the bodyguard!

fuck marry kill- who would you f,m,k out of these 3 choices..

Kate G.
Octomom.
Pete Wentz.

LOL
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is it just me or do any of you have the nagging feeling that this sideshow won't end well all?

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Those *are* pull string pinatas. Why the hell does she have that stick?

More than her, I hate the industry and culture that has her convinced she's a fucking STAR.

Looks like a tortured raccoon is attached to her cranium!!

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The line between sex and society is so fine and blurred... even Amy Winehouse wouldn't snort it.

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pic #2 is what she prob looks like having sex.

(think about the part in Forgetting Sarah Marshall when he's doing the black chick and she's lioke "o.o.o.o.o.i jsut came")

hahahahahahahaha!!!

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Submitted by kacky on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:00am.

They all look miserable. The only time she seems remotely happy is when she's pretending she's going to hit someone with the stick.

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Yes, "pretending."

She dresses her kids in Gymboree & if she gets all of those outfits gratis then...wow. I buy Gymboree for my kid (sometimes) and that shit is expensive but very, very cute!

You'd think this miserable bitch could crack a smile at her kid's birthday party!! Ugh!

Divorce filing in 5...4...3..2..

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Why in bronzer on the nutsack hell is she naked, but he's fully clothed? Take all them panties off, Zac!

Damn her hair is hideous! I watched a little bit of the show and her cuntiness started shining through right away! What a woman! NOT! Poor Jon.

It was that scene where they're in Walmart and she yells to Jon from across the freakin' store! "HEY! COME HERE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT DID I TELL YOU?"
And he answers meekly: "You told me to stay here..." He's going to kill her while she sleeps.

Seriously.

Oh Ma God, I have never seen such a miserable kids birthday party. The face on Kate would stop a bus.

Mopa: Yay! And we were obsessed with them because we LIKED them, not like a freak show.

Okay, I don't know if anyone else has noticed this, but her hairstyle is absolutely HIDEOUS.

(tee hee)

Submitted by JillyPoo on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:02am.

Me too. I've never watched that show and never will. She's in for some major heartbreak when she realizes the damage she's doing, by having the camera people around all the time.

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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS

"Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 9:46am.
Submitted by Mopa: "A few years ago I saw those conjoined twin ladies that are joined at the head at a local mall."

I LOVE THEM!!! The Schappell twins? My sister and I were obsessed with them for a while. Obsessed, I tell you."

Yep. They go to the Fairgrounds Square Mall outside Reading alot. I don't there very often or else I would probably see them more often. I love them too. They are very spunky.

Here is a short youtube video about them...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pR2uWhAkaQ

Kate has serious bitchface going on in EVERY picture. I pity those kids.

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They all look miserable. The only time she seems remotely happy is when she's pretending she's going to hit someone with the stick.

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you can probably have a more reasonable conversation with a fucking burnt rutabaga than with that bag of crazy. - MK
You can only hold it so long before crunchy gets soggy. - TITS

Wow, NOBODY looks happy there. It's "Mandatory Fun Time".

EDIT:

@Hekki and Mopa: Remember Abby and Brittany Hensel? They are amazing. And I seriously mean that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkKWApOAG2g

Submitted by Mopa: "A few years ago I saw those conjoined twin ladies that are joined at the head at a local mall."

I LOVE THEM!!! The Schappell twins? My sister and I were obsessed with them for a while. Obsessed, I tell you.

Did they have to hire "extras" to act for the birthday party?
Hasn't this trick cut her family off from anything that doesn't fatten her wallet?

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Miley probablt dry humps her bible to sleep every night.

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 9:25am.
I'm telling you, she has that MARCY from Married with Children chicken clucking look down PAT.

Yeah, but she exceeds Marcy in the shrillness department.

SO TRUE.
marcy from married w/children hair!

and it continues...for the cameras of course. it is fascinating though. more interesting that who paris is banging or how much coke lohan is doing.

jon looks boggled too. it is the hair. it should count as it's own entity, jk +9