Read A Bible!
You really shouldn't be reading this. No, you should be reading your bible! That's what hillbilly prostitot Miley Cyrus says. I'd follow her advice, but the last time I touched a bible, I suffered third-degree burns on my fangers!
In several Tweet posts, Miley went on and on about how gossip blogs are the work of the DEBIL and talking caca is killing lives. Or something like that.
Miley wrote (at least I think she's trying to write), "talk all you want. i have my flaws. im a normal girl theres things about my body i would change but stop with calling me f*t in post. i dont even like the word. those remarks that you hateful people use are fighting words. the ones that scar people and cause them to do damage to themselves or others. people that are so okay with being so hateful diguist me and need to spend last time on a gossip website and more time a. reading your bible b. reading stories/articles about what happens when cyber abuse and name calling happens. kids hurt themselves. this is not something to be taken lightly. i know these 'message boards' are "no big deal" to YOU but is to the victim. this has got to stop!!! oh and ps if your thighs don't jiggle go see a doctor. thanks. :)"
What the hell is this possum yammering about?! I don't think hos are calling her body fat. They are calling her gums fat. There's a big difference. FAT GUMS. Get a gum transplant (copyright: J.Foxx)!
And my thighs haven't jiggled since 2001, but I think that's a weed side-effect. At least that's what my doctor (aka dealer) tells me.
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Submitted by itsthebritneybitch on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:49pm.
This is exactly how I feel!
It's hard to believe that all these dumb publicity suckers with albeit AWESOME bodies are being called fat...and it's not just Miley Cyrus. They all fucking do it. I've personally never heard Miley Cyrus or fellow culprit Scarlett Johannsen being called fat. Ever.
They do it because they're arrogant and know that they have good bodies...so when people finally STFU about how hot or whatever they are, they mention some kind of sob story about how someone called them fat during puberty or some shit...because people will always confirm for them how pretty and thin they are.
Most of these young actresses/female celebrities need to get over themselves.
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Say wha you will about Miley Cyrus, but her body is enviable! I'd love to have a body like hers.
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god , is that her REAL nose????
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Her writing is not as offensive as someone calling her fat is.
Man, she must be like the dumbest piece of shit, right after Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton.
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What the hell? Is this what happens when a child celebrity is homeschooled? That paragraph was atrocious.
And since when has anyone called that stick 'fat'?
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Brace yourself Miley, with those hillbilly genetics you will be over 280 pounds by the time you hit your thirties. You're going to be a fat mess like Wynona Judd but without the talent...enjoy the metabolism while it lasts. Oh, and since your inbred face is going to end up looking like a baked ham with bad teeth and your body will go to hell, you might want to think about getting an education so you can have something to fall back on.
I also love how she tries to pass herself off as some "holier that thou," Bible-thumping asshole, when all you hear is how she's the new whore about town.
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What a fucking crybaby. I'm sure her Daddy would be more that happy to tell her how hot her naked body looks.
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obvioulsy MC doesn't know how to blog or use a computer. shes just jealous.
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"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I."- Bob Wiley
Is this the new thing to do? Instead of getting knocked up for publicity, are these losers going to start fabricating stories about people calling them fat and then having a stupid response to them? I've never read anything about this ho being fat in the body, but that fat head of hers can use a nice juicing.
Please, which attention whore is calling themselves fat? We might call her possum face but fat she ain't. Anorexia, bulimic yes. Ugly and annoyinhg, yes too.
I hate her voice.
I hate her weird way she drawls out her words over her twisted lips.
I hate her annoying face.
I hate her expressions.
I just hate her.
This coming from a girl who filmed herself with a friend bashing the girlfriend of her ex boyfriend. Miley may want to look up the word hypocrite in the Bible.
I've never thought of calling Miley a fatty, now that I know it annoys her, I for one, will be sending Fatty McFatterson here a discount coupon to Jenny Craig for her birthday.
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Wait a minute. She says that saying people are fat is an insult? What about her insult towards skinny people. I take offense to her remark!
The halter part of her top is what's "disguisting".
Lil' string bean isn't fat, but her face is fucked up. The most annoying thing about her is her voice. It reminds me of an old, trailer trash, chain-smoking, mean-ass bitch.
Oh, and I'm a heffer with jiggly thighs and don't give a FUCK about my F*T.
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She's definitely not pretty but she has a nice body, very long legs I would die for.
Damn you instant karma, now I'm singing Achy breaky Heart in my head!
Submitted by KD on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:11am.
Now that I learned f*t is a swear word requiring to be sensored, maybe I will use it more often.
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Being half asleep at work today, I read "f*t" and tried to fit "fuck" in there somehow. Need more coffee...
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Plus other kids can be mindlessly cruel about weight, acne, race, smarts, etc. When you're a kid, it messes with your budding self-esteem.
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She's an illiterate hillybilly who needs proper schooling.
I am not surprised at what the Achy Breaky Heart man has spawned. Famey Blamey Trash. Dumb Numb Cunt.
I have never read anyone seriously calling her fat...Why is she trying to get on this bandwagon?
She is clearly not very bright (even for 16) & needs way more supervision.
One of her bitchy friends probably thought that her thighs shouldn't touch or some shit. Chipmunk is 16 years old...and very far from fat. Totally delusional is right! Apparently someone is UBER-sensitive about being "fat" one day. Like the Bible cares if you are!
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kids are really sensitive about that kind of thing. At my high school if your thighs touched while walking you were considered a whale. I've always been naturally tiny so it was whatever to me but alot of my friends did crazy things to fit the "norm".
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Submitted by KD on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 11:27am.
you are right, i guess. wonder is she waxes?
(i had that thought in the shower the other day while shaving- wonder what age celeb girls start waxing down there? same time as you start waxing eyebrows??)
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First, the way she skips over proper grammar thingies irks me. I know how to write english and it isn't even my first langage. This is why kids should not be allowed to skip school and be homeschooled. Teachers should be more serious and actually pay attention to these horrible grammar mistakes. I've been noticing teachers today are so soft and don't give a shit about making sure kids learn how to write properly, in contrast with when I was in school.
Second, where the hell did this piece of trash read about her being fat? Anorexiaville Magazine?. She isn't even fat or chubby or chunky. What a tool, unless she wants THAT sort of publicity.
Third, this kid is just so damn stupid and immature. Talk about not being "hateful" when she got all pissy with Radiohead for not kissing her feet. Obviously, if you don't like "cyber-bullying" don't bother with chat rooms or the like. Sadly, bullying is part of life everywhere so everyone SHOULD have a tougher skin to deal with such things. Nobody should be that dumb as to let others take you down and "mark you for life". If reading the bible gives you a better way of life, then obviously she's not reading it or it doesn't work. Personally, I feel sorry for the ones who THINK the bible holds the answers to all the problems in the world.
And lastly, parents are the ones who should make sure their kids survive bullying. Parents are their guardians and have the obligation of takling to them about it, giving them advice and support. Bullies are nothing more that other people with greater issues/problems.
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I'm torn between thinking this girl can be really cute and thinking she's just too much of a weird mix of her mom and dad.
As she gets older is that while she is tall and has long legs, her face is getting chunkier and she's losing the babyface. Facially, she looks much older than her age.
At 16 I was a skinny size 0-2! So HA Miley, go lose some weight you fat mini-cunt!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
One of her bitchy friends probably thought that her thighs shouldn't touch or some shit. Chipmunk is 16 years old...and very far from fat. Totally delusional is right! Apparently someone is UBER-sensitive about being "fat" one day. Like the Bible cares if you are!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Who called her fat? I've never read that anywhere. She's delusional.
Submitted by bitchette on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 11:13am.
It is VERY low rise offering minimal coverage. I don't think there should be that much skin shown between the top of the suit and her belly button. It is possible to wear something more modest without looking like granny panties.
Does anyone else find it ironic that Billy Ray Cyrus narrated a documentary on the History Channel called "The Real History of Hillbillies"?
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bitchette: My only objection to the bikini is its ugliness and un-matched-ness.
a few people have said something about this bikini.
i don't really understand that. are you supposed to wear a one peice until you're 18? or a tankini? i don't think the top is all that revealing- good coverage, and the bottom is not granny panty style, but i don't think it's bad.
i wore very similar swimsuits when i was her age.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
Call me old fashioned, but I have a BIG problem Miley in such a revealing bikini.
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"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09
AAAAAaaaaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhh!!!!
Wait.. she's a celebrity writing a blog hence she HERSELF has a "celebrity blog"
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:49am.
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Haha IV...the Gospel According to Bill?
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It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
Okay, I consulted the Bbl, and here's what is says about "cyber abuse":
"Yea, thou shalt not use the Internetz, nor Twitter, nor Facebook, nor even a gossip blog to harm thy neighbor, slander thy friends, besmirch a teen pop singer/actress/hillbilly, or insuinuate that a friend of Jesus's thighs may jiggle. Yea, this is a foul sin and thou shalt be cast naked into the desert with no WiFi."
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I take this as confirmation she is "hurting herself" in other words she is bulimic/anorexic, even though didnt really need confirmation of that, what Disney star isnt, oh wait Raven never mind. Miley only person calling you fat is your Body Dysmorphic Disorder self, go suck a 20 year old's dick you mini cunt.
Wait a fucking minute here. Someone thinks this little tween is fat?
Uh.......
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:19am.
i agree, i think it is because they are lazy, and also some fault of the parents for not feeding them healthy food and making sure that they're not on their ass watching TV all day, everyday.
i think i might cause some eating issues in my children. hmmm.
Hekki! congrats, i'm on the list of not knowing too. :)
and stoney- i think it's greasy food- french fries ect. or bread.
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
One thing she isn't is fat.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:24am.
joe, I was the one who pissed in twosie's cornflakes! :)
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haha! Good job!
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Submitted by Stoney on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:29am.
Yep! My hangover cure-all is a banana (has the potassium), PowerAde (gotta rehydrate), and a bagel (to soak up all the booze/acid in your belly).
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joe, I was the one who pissed in twosie's cornflakes! :)
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Submitted by twosie on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 10:19am.
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