Monday, May 18th 2009
Dr. Drew, Come And Get This Bitch!
Tara Reid just can't stop getting thirstay for the sweet sweet nectar. America's biggest wreck got out of rehab a few of months ago and I guess that shit didn't stick. Tara was in Cannes over the weekend looking like she just crawled out of an Andre bottle that was laying in the gutter for a couple of weeks. Even her weave tracks are trying to sneak out down below, because they are sick of her constant drunkery. Bitch's barfy weave looks like something Kim Zolciak's road kill wig farted up. Tara needs a rake and some Hazmat-made conditioner.
And is it just me or does Tara's boyfriend-thing kind of look like Michael Imperioli's older and slower brother?
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Lordy, she is looking rough. Although I think I've seen her rougher.
Remember when she used to be cute and wholesome looking? That must have been a long time ago...
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 11:31am.
somebody make that main pic an avvie so she can make out with my avvie.
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Hahahaha! That would be great.
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Does she even have a job?
1. something other than alchohol is making her eyes look like THAT
2. put some pants on, trick
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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 11:27am.
Do none of these Hollywood people have hair that actually grows? Why all the weaves? And they always look terrible!
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i read somewhere that weaves are the worst thing you can do for your hair - it pretty much rips it out. Then you don't have much hair, so you have to get another weave to cover up the lost hair. vicious cycle. wigs must SUCK. Pammy doesn't have a weave, does she? Madoona doesn't either.
Someone should tell her that the second hit of E should be avoided at all cost. She looks BLASTED!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
cth:
Nooooo!!!
Then they would breed to create the fuggliest avatar ever!
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somebody make that main pic an avvie so she can make out with my avvie.
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Fucka doodle-do.
No way!
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Ahh, come on! You know Tara would be fierce in a Denny's at 3am drunk off her ass! Not to mention how fun she would be at 3:30 am suckin' ya off behind the dumpster of said Denny's!
Navigating stairs in heels when you're potted, is a true art.
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Wow. I thought that was a mug shot.
I'd be all f'd-up and busted too if some doctor trashd my boobs.
I actually feel sorry for her. Someone please give me a reason to change my mind.
This girl needs to get the hell out of Hollywood and go live a normal life. She's a wreck, but she doesn't annoy me. She's more sad than entertaining.
Damn, she's a fuckin' wreck...
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"You can lead a whore to culture,
But you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it." -DEB
Great choice in stumbling drunk footwear.
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It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious.
wow, get a hairbrush.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Do none of these Hollywood people have hair that actually grows? Why all the weaves? And they always look terrible!
seriously, call candy finnegan!! this bitch needs an intervention STAT!!!
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Um, didn't I see that guy in thumbnail 4 in a Hogan video. I believe his name has dollar signs in it...
Seeing these pictures, I feel really sorry for her. She is so pathetic.
One word that sums up Tara .... pitiful
Nice ass cheek in the first thumbnail. She's branching out, showing some different naughty bits. It's all about showing your range in Hollywood.
I can't hate on someone who falls off the wagon. I know firsthand what a bitch addiction is and how strong a hold it has. But I will say she shouldn't have been near alcohol because it's way too soon since rehab.
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I thought she was with Howard K Stern in those pictures. Eww.
Why is she at Cannes? I have more of a reason to be there than she does!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Even Dr. Drew can't fix everything.
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"skybitch, you are one of most disgusting posters here ever. period."
what a fucking MESS.
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