Monday, May 18th 2009
The Passion Of The Fetus
Brace yourselves! The rumor that Mel Gibson knocked up his OctoCrazy look-a-like whore might be true! Earlier this month, The National Enquirer said that Mel told his estranged wife and his sons that his paid pussy, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant! TMZ is now co-signing that claim and said OctoSana is in her second trimester.
Wouldn't that be hot if she gave birth to a little Jewish man? Then Mel Gibson would explode into a cloud of dust and we'd be rid of his lunatic ass forever.
Seriously, this is not good news for humanity. I need a holy water-tini followed by a few snorts of crushed down communion wafers. However, I will raise a glass to OctoSana, because that shameless bitch is making that cash! SANTO DIOS!!!!
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Christian hypocrisy at its best.
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Oh, Michael K, *I'm* Jewish and I sooooo do n-o-t want her giving birth to any little Jewish man. Gibson is looneytunes and a hatemonger (due to his nutjob dad no doubt) and is welcome to raise the kid in any religion...but mine.
Leave Mel alone!!!. So he made unfortunate remarks concerning Jews. At least they can change their religion!.
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"Dying is only worth it, if you have something to live for..."
Another bible-whacker showing the peons that he's god's exception, shocking.
But I'm loving his preggo hoor; I know she's going to clean out his bank accounts and lock him down in the old folks' home with conservatorship over everything else he owns, Russian mob-style. LOVE that melty muppet-faced ho!
I didn't think that Gibson was really a Catholic. Maybe more of a crazy fundie who is making his own rules. He's pre-Vatican II and built a church in CA that wasn't affiliated with the Vatican.
Either way, he's an asshole for embarassing his family.
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mel, the self described traditional catholic. a serial adulterer and now the proud father of a little bastard with the slut who sleeps with another womans
husband. oh, i forgot antisemite and alcoholic. boycott this jerk and anything having to do with him. this slut will sue him big time after he dumps her slutty ass she'll be awarded an incredibly huge child support payment and move on to the next idiot who will lay down with the rotten slut. they deserve each other.
No matter how crazy and disgusting Mel has become...with all his money you'd figure he could have gotten a better looking and YOUNGER Russian escort...I am surprised she can still get pregnant.
Long gone are the days when he was People's Mag Sexiest Man Alive.
I hate cheater men who get whores pregnant and produce bastard children.
"Vamos a singar" - Toothless Dominican Prostitute
possibly the grossest aussie on the planet and that takes some doing
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Damn Bolshevik!!
chefcammi: I went out dancing with my 9mo belly a rockin' and went into the labor the next day! Just a thought. (I still ended up with the c-section tho)
There's no crying in butt sex! MK
I have respect for Mel's acting and directing abilities, but he's slowly shitting all that hard work. He should have more respect for his family than to flaunt that frozen faced twat to premiers before the ink is dry on their divorce papers. And getting her pregs to? Good one, Mel.
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"Let me tuck you in" is doucheanese for "I want to ass-to-mouth you", right?" MK 5/14/09
Well, well, well....Oksana might be the smartest bitch alive right now. She hit the jackpot. (Sara Larson's an idiot!)
Dat's nasty. Bitch carrying old ass Mel Gibson spawn. Old man babies are creepy. You ever see those babies that are like 3 months old but look like they are 35 in the face -- usually old man babies. Scary shit.
Submitted by Green Is Good on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 2:31pm.
That is SO FUCKED UP. Why doesn't he just start cutting their heads off a la Henry VIII?
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Let's see... Jesus died for Mel's sins so Mel can be the biggest hypocritical drunken cheating lying anti-semetic whore hopping douchebag he can, but it's all OK.
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Pathetic. Her vagina must be some kind of portal to heaven. Cuz her face def aint gettin it.
I've always admitted that I'm ruled by my passions.
- Elizabeth Taylor
You wait. Once Robyn and that prick Mel are divorced, He's going to try and get an Annulment. This is going to get ugly. I wouldn't be supprised if Mel cut all his kids with Robyn out of his will.
Like Joseph P. Kennedy II's tried to do to his wife, Sheila Rauch Kennedy. Nevermind it would have made their children illegitimate in the eyes of the Catholic Church.
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ES. CAN. DA. LO!!!
She's a smart gold digger that one.
Wow! OctoSana is as smart as the Wendis' of the world! Get knocked up, get hold of the other kids millions ! This time next year, I predict she'll have baby number 2....hey! Kate gets $10 million a year! Imagine what she'll get!
I'll happily get knocked up for a million or two!
But no, I won't be spending my money on lousy eye, nose and trout mouth surgery. Why are men soooo stupid?
♪ This cunt is a fucking GOLD digging BITCH!!! She only dates rich men!! Yeah she'll have Mel's baby ,,, collect and then move on to a younger stud!!
Forget about that icky stinky fish, who btw looks suspiciously like a trans-testicle, please bring out the nude photos of Mel!
"Wouldn't that be hot if she gave birth to a little Jewish man?"
Not only is that fucking funny, but entirely possible in this town. God knows who she's been with...
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:51pm.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:48pm
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I know it; In the urban dictionary, his face is next to "treacle dick" (I'm obsessed with that term. It has a certain je ne sais quoi..)
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HAHAHAHA! Before you know it we'll be saying 'treac' with an eyeroll. Did we pull that one out on the Mayer post? It's much more high brow than douche. What the hell am I saying, Mayer WISHES he was a treacle dick!
He had a lot of fucking nerve taking her to that premier.
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kidL - Well. I did NOT know that.
I hate this lunatic, but I think even he could do better than her in the looks department, she isnt really anything to look at all...Finally, though a gold digger getting straight down to business. She is not attractive in kind of the same way Daniel Craigs woman isnt attractive.
HE IS NOT A CHRISTIANNNNNN!!!! GARGOYLES!
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:55pm.
Wait a second...this bitch has other children??
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She has a 12 or 13 year old son with Timothy Dalton.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:55pm.
Wait a second...this bitch has other children??
Yea someone explain...she has whore-children??
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot
Wait a second...this bitch has other children??
If he marries this cumdumpster he's even stupider than I thought. No wonder his sons are running to their lawyers to protect their inheritances.
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Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:52pm.
She is not cute at all, it must be the accent. Damn so he divorces his wife to legitimize the little bastard in the oven.
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Actually, in the eyes of the Catholic Church, the baby will not be legitimate unless Mel gets an anullement and marries his tranny ho in the Catholic Church as the Church does not recognise divorce.
She is a professional breeder, all right. She gets pregnant and then has rich men support her. Mel is a complete dumbass and a despicable human being.
I hope Robyn and the kids take his ass to the cleaners.
Submitted by KidL on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:52pm.
how about "Gimme Ma Money, Bitch!"
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If youre reading this, I havent given birth yet....dammit all!!
4D pic of my son taken 5/7/09 @ 36w3d
P.S. Oksana looks like a tranny. Yikes!
She is not cute at all, it must be the accent. Damn so he divorces his wife to legitimize the little bastard in the oven.
Damn Mel is fucked up.
She is not cute at all, it must be the accent. Damn so he divorces his wife to legitimize the little bastard in the oven.
Damn Mel is fucked up.
She is not cute at all, it must be the accent. Damn so he divorces his wife to legitimize the little bastard in the oven.
Damn Mel is fucked up.
What a hypocritical asshole! I feel for that kid. I wonder what his first words will be? "Jews killed Jesus!" or "The Holocaust is a myth!"?
Submitted by louise_brooks on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:45pm.
She looks like the neighborhood new age/hippy mom who reads palms and tarot cards.
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Trust me, I look NOTHING like that. :p
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Just because no one understands you, doesn't mean you're an artist.
The Passion of the Hypocrite.
Well done, Mel. She's apparently lived off rich men's money for ages and has had them buy her houses and so on.
His child shall be called Bastard or Satan. Fits both girl and boy.
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Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:48pm
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I know it; In the urban dictionary, his face is next to "treacle dick" (I'm obsessed with that term. It has a certain je ne sais quoi..)
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Yes, chefcammi - A tweeker worthy scrubbing of the bathtub helped put me into labor.
Submitted by freebird on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:49pm.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:43pm.
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Hehehe! Hi Smurfy!
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He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by GazingBeauty
She has to be the ugliest Russian chick I have ever seen!
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Walk around Brighton Beach for an hour or so. There's definitely uglier Russian woman out there!
In her case though, I'm sensing a little The Passion of the Gibson, where she beats him senseless with her vagina.
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Submitted by shut the smurf up on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:43pm.
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Hehehe! Hi Smurfy!
Submitted by chefcammi on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:46pm.
get on your hands and knees and scrub the floor with a toothbrush.
that should help. :P
i hope you're not miserable!
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 1:42pm.
He doesn't believe in birth control. It's no big surprise she's preggers.
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It's so much harder to remember that pesky 'thou shalt not commit adultery' rather than 'thou shalt not put a raincoat on it.'
MEL! MEL! MEL! MEL!
You are an example to all of us on how to live our lives. Drinking, fucking russian models, spreadin' yo seed!
And to produce a movie in a dead language and to put your OWN fortunes on the line...what a trailblazing, thinking outside the box mutha fucker you are Mel. GOD BLESS YOU
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"You know, your son looks like a fag to me. You better get re-married soon, or he's gonna have a cock in his mouth faster than you can say Jack Robinson." -Paul Newman in Slapshot